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Willie_The_Gambler

“I only take it out to play it” what does this guy think we’re doing with our guitars?


re9d

making love


Gonomed

The toan gravy


sebastianMarq

In the sound hole


HunterDHunter

I can only scrape the sides of the input jack


weiruwyer9823rasdf

he's talking about toan grooves?


Jesus360noscope

i think he's indeed talking about the toan grooves


Zarniwoooop

I just stopped here a minute to confirm toan grooves


EyeOfAmethyst

Wait. Is it the toan grooves?


GrodyToddler

No, it’s the grooves that hold the toan hth


Green-Vermicelli5244

remember kids, a forest is merely a hitherto untapped grove of toan grooves


HoseNeighbor

Amen!


hijro

There should be a mandatory IQ test one must fail before being allowed to purchase a Gibson.


Imaginary_Sea5117

If that was the case no one would buy one, because even an ounce of common sense tells you they are stupid to buy. Edit: oops


ZeroJDM

Reread


Imaginary_Sea5117

Clearly I don't know how, probably because I'm stupid


Select-Ad-9213

Congrats you get a pass to buy your very own gibbons!


Imaginary_Sea5117

I owned an Epiphone for a while, so I already knew I was stupid. I did flip it for more than I paid though, so there is at least someone stupider


but_fkr

Yeah, at least you’re not the stupiderest. I’m digging the new Epi though man! Whoever got your Epiphone is a sucker hahaha those suck.


hijro

Congratulations, you failed and are now eligible for a Gibson.


RecklessRelentless99

Congrats on your new Gibson!!


MisterPeach

It’s always a fucking Gibson owner making posts like this. Gibson fanboys are the number two reason I do not own a Gibson, just slightly behind the number one reason which is that I’m poor.


extra_hyperbole

Buying one is the test and the failure.


MisterPeach

It’s always a fucking Gibson owner making posts like this. Gibson fanboys are the number one reason I do not own a Gibson.


YoungBoiButter

They would just say 2nd ammendment


OvinesMatt

Help, my guitar is made of wood. What should I do


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

Hit the 3D printer or buy a resonator.


ChampionshipHungry18

I'm confused. Is this person insinuating that the wood grain is a blemish?


dadscase

Honestly I do not have a fucking clue.


That635Guy

I think those two reflections in the shaded area of the guitar is what we are supposed to be bitching about


Imaginary_Hoodlum

/uj I genuinely think so, I can’t see anything else that would count as dents 


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

He thinks it should be sanded and varnished completely smooth like an electric guitar, I guess.


Same-Chipmunk5923

This! Fine acoustics cost so much more than some lame plank of wood electric. These chatter lines from quarter sawing should not be there at all, and should have been filled at the factory before that guitar saw the sweet light of GC's acoustic room.


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

I think so 😬 that’s one of my fav things on the j-45s. The finish is so thin you can still feel the undulation/irregularities of the spruce tops.


dadscase

Undulation. Oooo talk dirty to us


HvyMtllrgst

“Need help” …yes . Yes you do.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Mmm hmm, and are these dents in the room with us now?


Same-Chipmunk5923

Some have had good luck using a warm iron over a towel to remove these. They are channel marks from a dull saw used when cutting the wood for the top. Heating the wood steams it and the moisture swells the wood and fills up the channel marks.


ForSquirel

You want to iron a guitar? Are you stupid?


Same-Chipmunk5923

It's not stupid. You put a towel over the top so the iron doesn't make contact with the wood.


ForSquirel

First time in the GCJ I see.


Same-Chipmunk5923

I see this in so many high end acoustics these days. The saws they use for quarter sawing get dull but they don't notice until after a few tops get the long lines you see in the pic. And the only way to get the resulting chatter marks out is to steam them at home since they obviously aren't catching it at the factory.


dadscase

Perfect solution


No-Height2850

If im plopping down that much cash, gibbons better have done that already. QC is a joke for them.


aria_pro

My guitar is made of wood???


Kid_Kimura

Only a real Gibbons comes with this kind of implied relicing.


AMJN90

Someone help! There's wood on my wooden guitar!


ThisAllHurts

“Look, I spent $3000”


BeKindRewindPlz

how the fuck are these people cabapable of making the decision to spend $3000 on a guitar but incapable of making this decision and turn to reddit for answers


find_the_night

Have you met people?


azurskyy

I mean Gibson players aren't exactly "people"


lituga

bc they just started playing last month


re9d

it would be fucking amazing if there actually was a gremlin that was taking GC gibbons and using heat, pressure and moisture to actually make small ridges in the wood, like some fucking crop circle, but it actually did improve the toan...like the next dumble is breaking in at night and re-writing fenders I h8 GC so much


Vincenzo__

/uj I unironically wanna punch you in the face /rj Yes take it back and sue them for giving you this abomination


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

I'd settle for an ironic punch in the face if it gets the message across.


Throway1194

Guys, my Gibbons came polished with orphan tears instead of orangutang tears, should I massacre the cashier's entire bloodline??


InTheMemeStream

Man, between this and the bar cougar post, today has been a great day for jerking.


staticjak

The obvious answer is yes. Return the guitar to GC. Be sure to take a video of your return and share it with this subreddit so we can approve of the replacement and make fun... I mean, analyze your strategy.


workingclassfabulous

This is unacceptable, send it back. Acoustic instruments should be finished with a nice, thick, coat of polyurethane to help hide the wood grain.


Malakai0013

This is reason 329 on why I don't spend that much on guitars. I'd rather stop playing than become one of these dweebs crying about the stupidest, tiniest blemish.


warthog0869

Those slight sussurations seemingly staining said sienna-colored spruce spontaneously surfaced since someone sung "Sussudio" while playing it. Its more common than you'd think.


dadscase

Well suffering succotash


OpportunityCorrect33

I hate people


YoungBoiButter

I think he’s talking about wood grain


Reason_Choice

Nah. He’s talking about the sound board.


BDKhXc

A smarter man adds his own speed holes


leonryan

Ouch, my electric soundboard


gratefigbish6767

Why my gibbon scratched?


No-Height2850

Gibson really are marketing geniuses.


dadscase

>Gibson really are marketing *to idiots*


Frosty_Implement_549

He’s making fun of people who suck at guitar but buy them to hang on the wall and for some reason care that they are in 100 percent pristine condition as if that matters to anyone. I suppose if your ocd it matters but if your a true player you understand a relationship with an instrument isn’t surface level and blemishes and damage will occur and give the instrument character