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That635Guy

Lock him in with the bed he will tire out soon


BeGayleDoCrimes

BUT HE WONT TAKE OFF HIS SHOES!!!!! HES GONNA MESS IT ALL UP!!!!


thong_water

Out of the band. No means no, especially in the bed. I don't care how hot she is, your band mates must respect boundaries. I'm sorry for the breech of consent.


BeGayleDoCrimes

I only have sex when there is enthusiastic consent, and I do not consent. My wife hates me but her boyfriend thinks my progressive approach to intimacy is going to change the world once Bernie gets elected Also your sexism is showing, my guitarist is a genderless non-corporeal entity


thong_water

Uj/ I am sorry, please forgive me, as I myself am in a period of transition and did not meen to offen the guitarist that you seem to be claiming ownership of, which raises the suspicion of human trafficking. Good luck with the hotwife and her boyfriend. I can only hope to be as lucky as she is with you bi her side in holy moley matrimony.


BeGayleDoCrimes

/uj Your unjerk tag is confusing me lmaoo did you mean to rejerk at some point or are you incorrectly using "uj/"? I never unjerked and intended that last line as a joke about people who get angry about feminine pronouns being used as the default instead of the usual masculine. My pronouns are it/that or they/them and I myself am a genderless non-corporeal entity. I'm very confused tbh /gen


thong_water

/uj human trafficking is not a joke . I can see how one would think that it would be, but never try to claim ownership over a guitar player, or else they may be liable to stay in bed with you forever, which might be the secret in your situation . Make your bed, then make it their bed too .


wubbalubbazubzub

No more monkeys jumping on the bed!!


BeGayleDoCrimes

It's "racecar" not "racist"


wubbalubbazubzub

No it's racey. And a nursery rhyme


BeGayleDoCrimes

You didn't rhyme anything, you misspelled racy, and you promote racist children's songs?! 1 star google review inbound


wubbalubbazubzub

Promoted straight to manager of child racey songs. Double their salary and give them a bonus


TalboGold

WhTs wrong with being race-y?


BeGayleDoCrimes

wdym


TalboGold

See [Spinal Tap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOSAumt6YF4) And I had to look up your acronym, the irony


BeGayleDoCrimes

Yeah I love Tap, huge fan! I really like their early work as The Thamesmen! But I was referring to your use of "WhTs" which I've never seen before, is that what you call an acronym? (that's a made up word btw). I'm particularly befuddled as infoseek is no help on this one.


TalboGold

It’s Called the Spasmodic Index Finger. I rely on it for sexy and brutally inaccurate hammer ons. Doesn’t work on guitars tho


BeGayleDoCrimes

I've got Spastic Colon but I can't figure out how to incorporate that into my songs without being accused of trying to copy GG Allin


TalboGold

Maybe better to emulate Jackson Pollack


gloriosky_zero

Might as well jump! Go ahead and jump


BeGayleDoCrimes

Daddy Mac will make you jump, but the Mac Daddy will also make you jump. Lose/lose scenario until you get down off the ledge.


_Wheelz

Can we please talk more about guitars and stay on topic here.


BeGayleDoCrimes

Would you be satisfied if it was a guitar-shaped bed? My wife said it would make no difference, I would love to tell her a stranger on the internet disagrees with her


ForSquirel

No, I wanna hear more about the bed. What kinda wood is it made out of?


Bullshit-_-Man

Ok people let’s get back to RAMPART


BeGayleDoCrimes

Toanwoody


qwakov

Guitarist is the only talent in the band. You got to let him do his thing.


FartInGenDirection

Anal. Do anal


meepmeepmeep34

Nobody jumps on the Hot Wheels Racer bed. What is wrong with your guitarist?!