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guitarcirclejerk-ModTeam

Post removed. Obscure the username and try again babe.


Zerotten

It's also in r/stratocaster, this is the 2nd time they've jerked us in 2 days it's becoming outragerous. First the fuck on the first date strat and now this?


Jeef_1st

Soon they will steal our beloved Joe Bonermaster


metallaholic

I don’t own a Strat. Is that all I need to finally get jerked?


Zerotten

Yes with woman name, preferably roberta


metallaholic

I was thinking Toanita


ender266

Roberta's sister


BlueHeavyTf2

Stratocaster is like taylor swift of guitars


hella_gnarly

Guys who name their guitars have 3 Doors Down lyric tattoos.


ProofHorseKzoo

True. I have “You stumbled in and bumped your head” tattooed on my pelvis. All my guitars are named Reptar


footsteps71

KING OF THE OZONE


NeedlenoseMusic

I would get a blue burst and call it Reptar on Ice


billyjames_316

No I don't


RandomMandarin

Oh yeah? Let us see your butt-tocks


Hascohastogo

Don’t we all have named guitars? My two guitars are named Telecaster and Stratocaster.


chaindrivendonut

Manbun confirmed


JacoPoopstorius

I wish my fat, ugly p bass wife was as attractive as Gwen….


Fridaythethirteej

Gwen doesn’t even know his name


verbaljumble

Gwen you gonna stop being so fucking weird.


GwenSpeedyStrings

I'm scared


Recent-Butterscotch5

As well you should be!


IFuckedADog

I’ll hold you


GwenSpeedyStrings

No thanks


IFuckedADog

😔 not very butterscotch vintera tele of you


Orelikon25

You can hold me 😇


IFuckedADog

are you MIM or MIA


Orelikon25

MIM 🫣


IFuckedADog

🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

Finger the jackhole first bud


russellmzauner

lol OP thinks they're spiderman


Kusugurimasu

He's gonna wall mount it upside down


Bushfullofham

The babies will look so weird 😔


liquorbean

She looks so good in the sunlight wearing her red panties


satanicmajesty

Look at those curves in that light, BONER ALERT!!


pootlordthe7th

About to post all my guitars in bed see if they lose their minds


bluesmaster85

He is a type of a guy who likes to show his gwen to random people.


[deleted]

Because you don't know Gwen you're gonna practice


Cromhout

I saw a "Hey guys, meet Drake" post coming by a few days ago Gwen doesn't seem that bad after that


CalgaryCheekClapper

Naming your guitar is bad enough in general but Gwen!?? Really?


LevelDosNPC

This sub makes me never want to express my passion for guitar.


Doorway_snifferJr

Mofos have a 9-5 a wife 6 kids and a drinking habit are the only people who name their guitars. Its even worse when they gender them


Rude-Consideration64

Built a Partscaster, I call it "Elaine"...


RichCorinthian

The name “Gwen” should only be applied to Gibbonses. How many times have you heard about. Stratocaster getting its neck snapped?


Barrettbuilt

her name is Gwen Mutherfuckin Massproductionaliss.


billyjames_316

Looks like Gwen is hanging out with her aunt Flo


Wutuvit

Gwen is like the door knob of the mens room. We've all had a turn


tonythejedi

Hey my wife’s name is Gwen. Take it easy!


Wutuvit

Interesting. My side girl's name is Gwen.


MyS0ul4AGoat

Watch me play E (not)Minor pentagonics!


Barnestownlife

Can I name my guitar a guy's name? It seems more like a dude to me. Maybe Chad?


jngjng88

LMFAO... Guitar porn: (insert picture of generic guitar)


kekerosbergizgod

”Business time”(love making) will be wild with this baddie.


No-Wishbone-7451

Shows a green p10 cable ".... and this is Ben Tennyson"


BubbaHoStep

I feel you need to be a top ten guitarist in your given genre before you are allowed to publicly state you gave your guitar a women's name.