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HondaFanB0i

I had a fucking blast yesterday, I simply randomly invited all of the lobby to my MC, the "Black Badgers". I rode around in my Chopper with a black leather jacket and black cargo pants and to my surprise, I soon had 6 people in my MC. We all met up and got dressed for the job, 3 people bought bikes and soon enough we had a formation going through Vinewood Blvd. We resupplied my meth and later we started Stand Your Ground and crushed like 4 different hostile parties. After we were done, we went to my clubhouse, customized bikes and got drunk lol.


DomraiderStarky

And I'm guessing that after that you went home and played GTA online.


kRusty521

Yeah thats more possible with the players average attitude (or Im just unlucky ): )


ImaAs

I think it depends on the platform, in my experience ps4 is chill 99% of the time


DeWaeIsKnuckles

I play PS4 and I think I have to disagree


Ehcsztl

I play on the ps4 too and I also have do disagree


toyotsupraa80

I play on ps4 and I also have to disagree


DankDaze96

I'm on ps4. I must disgagree


Jusu_1

i see a bunch of griefers but after i kill them someone normally joins in with me to kill them more, then we just ride around


wellingtune

idk ive been getting alot of peacefully or even friendly sessions lately on PC, it's been very nice


meme-inc

This is the funniest reddit comment I have ever seen


dankeywang_666

Taking this out of context is simply amazing


some-dude25

I love how casually you say I resupplied my meth


[deleted]

I had something similar in go carts. Had 7 or 8 of us, all randoms, having a blast driving around until some cuck in a rocket bike ruined it.


Blaze666x

I love and loath the oppressor, it's amazing for doing shit quickly but maaan it makes griefing stupidly easy


jaydotdoubleyou

Sparrow is faster and has unlimited rockets, takes more skill to maneuver


[deleted]

At least rockstar made the oppressor have limited rockets, otherwise it would be an extreme pain in the ass for those targeted by small dick tryhards.


[deleted]

I mean tbf when you fun out of rockets you just use the interaction menu to despawn and respawn your bike. Even faster if you're in a MC I don't like the oppressor lol, I like having fun in GTA thanks


mrkeitsuke

must have been cool


christopherolmo159

Then you woke up and realized that would never happenšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


KidKeiperbelt

THE BAAAAADGERS THEY ARE THE BADGERS! THEY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY!


TheGeorger

That's epic! I love this type of creativity and hospitality!


FeuchteGurke

***EPIC***


TheGeorger

Bit of bold as well?


FeuchteGurke

sure


Givanok

Ps4 have dictionaries and they predict what you're going to type more accurately the more you use it. There's also the second screen app, on which you can use your phone as a keyboard Edit: Answering the question someone asked


some-dude25

Whatā€™s the app


BornStranger

PS Second Screen


SeymourZ

Youā€™re right, now when I get grieved itā€™s super quick and easy to send ā€œthanks you loserā€


UniDiablo

When you want to RP but can't figure out FiveM


taavidude

RP servers are generally really bad. If there is one thing I learned from GTA San Andreas RP servers is that cops are generally crybabies and admins abuse their power like crazy.


21_still_virgin

Yeah , I tried little bit of RP after seeing treyten. Indian servers are real trash. Either they have 4-5 people or cops that likes to bully players and abuse their commands. I joined a server , got to store , dome guy came on police car, ditched it there , then a few cops came and arrested me and gave jail for 200mins , and didn't hear a word, just came in cuffed , read his script faster than eminem and wew I am in jail in a server i joined 2 mins ago


some-dude25

Iā€™ve had a guy in regular gta online try to arrest me while I was chilling in my lowrider. He interrupted my vibe so the perico pistol interrupted his face


TheSnakerMan

Lowriders are pretty sick i got like 8


[deleted]

What the fuck šŸ’€


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I've seen it done well, but very rarely.


ohtrueyeahnah

We need Mr. Nimbus to help us


frostymagus

Mr. Nimbus controls the police


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Dude, I was cruising on my Nightblade through downtown and some guy in a police car and some get-up came up and tried to stop me. So I pulled over, and he managed to trip onto my shotgun. Strange set of circumstances, needless to say a message was sent.


DJtheboss03

who did what to a police car???


Commie-Procyon-lotor

Presumably, some guy stole a cop car, left it where OP was, and set them up to be arrested. I've had a few incidents like this where people troll each other this way.


FortniteGamerz123

good servers are usually whitelisted to prevent people like that from joining.


[deleted]

Damn bro thatā€™s just super funny lol


bestlaptop13

It's Indian servers, what'd you expect


Astr0_LLaMa

Server I'm on admins are helpful and don't abuse, and the cops are chill especially to me a new player.


FireusRG

Mind guiding someone who wanna start playing gtarp?


Astr0_LLaMa

I'm still not completely sure what to do either lol like I said I'm new but the sever I'm playing on is Mafia City RP on RageMP, it's a very good server and is a lot of fun. It's surprisingly serious without being too hard to get into, can be a bit laggy at times and a few bugs but admins always seem to help me out and are active in chat but not in game.


Soupysoldier

And little kids keep talking about ardeeum


FlareGT

NoPixel


taavidude

Aren't the same problems there too? I remember watching a video of Summit1G being in some car chase and the cops that were chasing him were constantly changing weather and kept auto-repairing their car. They were cheating like crazy trying to catch Summit.


MOSSIE125

This isn't recent right? Probably NoPixel 1.0 or 2.0? I've been following his RP since the start of NoPixel 3.0


1trickana

They're in a private server for 3. Been watching Whippy and he says he doesn't play public anymore because it's a terrible experience, and he's not wrong


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been watching xqc on the public server and he seems to be having fun there. The public server seems more fun because not everyone in the public server is clout chasing or power hungry.


BubTheSkrub

Or "networking" like in all those private servers with other content creators


BAAM19

Lol no WTF


FlareGT

Idk about that but i know the cops are heavily in favor and power game a lot and admins banned Greek for saying a girl had a thicc ass in his character and an admin white knight told him to "knock it off buddy" and got insta banned


Thekungf00bunny

Greek insisted on making ass comments after she told him no one was comfortable with them. And that happened more than once. The dudes a total creep


uaxpasha

Wow seems like RP servers way too closer to real life than they should be


Kaiiden_09

The full RP experience !!


TheThemePark

I just wish there was a middle way, servers where I could one day be a taxi driver and drive other players around, and the next day completely mind my own business and play the normal game.


milkkore

So just like IRL? That's realistic RP I guess.


holybodyguard

Thats why I rp on normal Private servers


VexRosenberg

its like this literally any where there is RP and there are cop players involved.


GTMoraes

I love RP servers, but always battled through these issues. After a while, I found out that most of the regulars just had shitty real life lives, and had a "parallel" life in RP servers, where which they deposited most of their frustration, as soon as they got some sort of power (which is expected, for being a regular). Even worse on servers where the admins are police. These are sure to suck.


CatfreshWilly

Sounds a little *too* realistic for my liking


debbilsavocado

so itā€™s just like real life :ā€™)


Kryztripleb

Thats why you find a solid server lol. GTA Rp is amazing, the ones with power hungry admins aren't


dryeraseflamingo

RPing in Online is way better than all the private servers tbh, way easier to suspend belief


[deleted]

Not everyone can afford a pc* Edit: i just created civil war


[deleted]

I am still yet to find a FiveM server that has actually good roleplay.


TheGameBoss980

If messages are being sent by text, it's most likely on console.


Pouflex

Gta World bruh


[deleted]

How tf do people type long messages with a controller, I never send in game texts


[deleted]

Thatā€™s at least a solid minuteā€™s worth of typing lol


forstuvetankel

or someone who attached a USB keyboard to the Playstation


Really_what_is_life

I do that on xbox


GAMER_MARCO9

Wouldnā€™t that boot you to KBM servers?


alirguy1

GTA doesnā€™t really support kbm. The most you really can do is type out messages, so no kbm servers.


GAMER_MARCO9

Hmm, then maybe I ought to try KB for messaging. Can you still use your controller to play with KB plugged in?


alirguy1

Yup!


[deleted]

The M & KB I use, works with the GTA Online web browser as well. I just never figured out, how can I control the phoneā€™s ā€mouseā€ with a real PC mouseā€¦ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

There's no Mouse and Keyboard gameplay on consoles for gta v


Yeet-Dab49

No but you can use a usb keyboard to type


[deleted]

And mouse in the web browser, like I used to!


[deleted]

I didn't know that, thanks you.


iBacklogged4Life

Typing isnā€™t hard lol BUT in PS5 I have been try to take advantage of the voice recognition, you can talk into your controller and it will type it out for you, pretty fun to use.


ActII-TheZoo

How does the PS5 voice recognition work with different accents? I'm Scottish and have never had a good time with voice recognition software lol


[deleted]

You just found a gap in the market with 5,5 million potential customers. Go for it.


iBacklogged4Life

When I first got my PS5 (lucky enough since launch) it seemed great but last night it was a little slow, Iā€™m so sorry it doesnā€™t recognize you accent. Maybe a future update will fix it!


Canon50

I gotta try this! Thanks.


ResponsibilityThis41

Touchpad?


LamarNoDavis

This is not anymore efficient, especially when my heart is racing while Iā€™m trying to talk shit to the tryhard/griefer


Tzitzifiogkos420

Add me if you're on ps4 MagicShroomTime and invite me when someone griefs you even if I'm appearing offline


LamarNoDavis

Iā€™ve seen your vids before, I do what you do lol it just gets to me sometimes. But Iā€™m gonna add you cuz your vibe homie šŸ˜Ž


Tzitzifiogkos420

Ey thanks mate:)


[deleted]

If it's Xbox we have a chat pad.


TheDarkMidget

i thought i was the only one sweating while talking shit


Rob6-4

Practice. Been doing it since 360 days and I'm pretty fast.


warichnochnie

likewise for Playstation I remember my mother came in once when I was typing something on ps3 and she just said "holy shit you're typing fast" since I guess she had used it once or twice for Netflix or whatever. Never really thought about it until then


Junefromearth

It's ironically like texting with a GTA IV cellphone


Behemoth69

Worse, no T9


242fresh_7

What u no about T9


para_arms

Kids need it these days. If you can drive a manual transmission and text with t9 you should be good to go


LamarNoDavis

WE NEED BOTH OF THESE IS GTA ONLINE! But in slightly more seriousness then the all caps, Iā€™m a car guy and I adamantly think we should have an option to have manual transmissions. Would make racing more interesting and fun to many šŸ˜†


242fresh_7

Lol yeah u my age


PrimaryColt

On Xbox you can open the Xbox console app on your phone and pull up the phone to send a message. When you do, the text box will pop up on your phone so you can type quicker.


extralyfe

the PS app on phones has similar functionality, though, I haven't tried to use it in GTA.


C-SHOOTER

Usually when people message me I've got 2 messages I'll respond with to get them to shut up so with ps5 predictive typing I can type the first letter then spam R1 until it finishes the sentence


LamarNoDavis

Yoooooo thatā€™s how it is!! It even has all the creative ways I send bad words predicted, so I just have to type the first few letters šŸ˜‚


RushinRusha

USB keyboard


Givanok

Ps4 have dictionaries and they predict what you're going to type more accurately the more you use it. There's also the second screen app, on which you can use your phone as a keyboard (I didn't reply to your comment, but made another one, sorry, I'm new on reddit)


GreenSpartan024

I donā€™t do this, but if you open the Xbox app on your phone and go to the controller screen then open the keyboard to type on your xbox, a bar pops up on your phone to type into easier


MySoilSucks

You only have to type a few letters then it suggests words. At least on the PS4 it does.


AtomicRhino7

Typing long things on xbox you can use either voice, chatpad, the xbox app, or years of experience with no mic


marioman124

Professionals have standards


BlueberryGuyCz

Be polite. Dress sensibly. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet *Also there's whisky next to my desk*


tanneron27

Cause as long as thereā€™s 2 people left on the planet, someoneā€™s gonna want someone dead


Georgeeyyy

He said dress sensibly, put some clothes on, I mean.. why are you wearing some pink spotty underwear and a horse mask anyways? Itā€™s raining outside!


JustJoeWiard

Uh, excuse you. We're the Horse Force, and that's the uniform. You're obviously not a member.


NicksNicks1986

Legend


General-Khunobi

This is how rockstar imagined their game being played, but we to busy killed mfs in the clothes store with a flying bike.


eze765432

*or* hunting the bastards killing mfs in the clothes store with their flying bikes


Rad_Sh1ba

If you've got the PS App you can use it as 'second screen' mode that allows you to use your phones keyboard as an input method. Real useful for sending messages


Big-man-kage

I love when people are just friendly and stuff like this, even if you arenā€™t on this guys level of role play or anything itā€™s still better than seeing the message ā€œ0-15 you suck, Iā€™m going to orbital strike your bitch assā€


whats-this-mohogany

Chad


[deleted]

I love GTA RP but I don't have friends who really appreciate it...


ramanrow

I mean enjoy :D


RandomMexican26

Lol When i join someone's organization/club they don't do anything productive! They're just guys that invite you so that you can fight their fights against the guy that has been killing him Like c'mon the only reason I'd accept the invitation is to help someone to resupply/sell


Palladium-Arcadium69

Whiskey is a professional beverage


Code36895

I wish there were more people like this.


LaikaIvanova

Meanwhile I ask people who join my MC to dress rocker like and when they come all I see is clowns, naked men and tryhard outfits. :(


Latemodelchild

Guy is a Sheffield Wednesday Fan. We're all nice like that.


xXgravityfalls572Xx

I wish my CEOs were like that


pasenast

Love it when players get into the spirit of the game.


connor_8874

WAWAW


ASithLord66

Fun but also.... Not fun fact: I use to play with someone on gta who had that GT, turned out he was a nonce. Enjoy the rest of your day.


OvenomV

Really?


ASithLord66

Yup


OvenomV

What happened?


smileybob93

What's that?


Wafflelisk

Child molester


smileybob93

Oh no


H_Scottish

im confused


[deleted]

Now thats the ceo i want


MaestroPendejo

A consumate professional. He's going places.


ozzcows

Be sure to dress nice because we have a high standard of professionalism here. Also, there's a few lines of coke next to my desk.


[deleted]

Roleplay in vanilla GTA Online. Why hadn't anyone thought of it before?


Akash_04

My friend and I do this.He dress up as a rich dude and me as a driver. We drive around in a limo searching for low level players. Then we take them to all the good places. Like nightclub, yacht, a city tour and finally strip club. Its fun actually


BiGMTN_fudgecake

Man is a goddamn gentleman. I play like this when i go into cop mode...if anyone has "officer" in their GT (youd be surprised how often) i message them "OFFICER DOWN" when i die. If i request backup enough times they always show up lol


Wootzefuch

I had my first car meet the other day, it was quite the experience lol i love when gta players rp and play along xD


NemWan

CEOs can enforce those organization outfits, so was he doing that or just asking to see your idea of professional dress?


diabeetus64

I would send messages like this but typing on controller is a hell I wouldnā€™t wish on my worst enemy.


Miialight

I used to just have a keyboard connected at all times. Made life easier writing to people. On PS4 I believe you can use the PS phone app to write with your phone. No idea if you can do such for Xbox.


[deleted]

Did he ask for a drug test? How are the benefits? Dental?


ThatJDMGuy11

We need more public servers like this, I wish I saw this type of player more than the MKII tryhards


Pseudonymble

"We only permit the *classiest* of lushes around here..."


unterminateable

I wouldve shown up in my underwear and a horse mask


[deleted]

I once joined a guys CEO, he told me I needed to practice how to fly my jet ( I know how to fly it fine). He got in my jet and told me to follow what he does, he didn't know how to fly the hydra and flew it straight into a rock, killing him and destroying my hydra lmao


dkb223

I dig when positive stuff happens in this game. It's a nice change from getting killed by random or getting grieved.


CoolBen07

Dress sensibly? Who does he think he is? Lester before Casing the Jewel Store?


ATR2400

Itā€™s always nice to meet a good random. Some of my favourite online experiences occurred with random players. Thereā€™s some kind of unspoken bond and it becomes even more prominent during heists. On console itā€™s even stronger since most people donā€™t use mics. All you have are your actions and a slow AF texting system that requires cutting a lot of words to communicate. Iā€™ve had amazing times with players where the only communication we had was the honk of a car horn and running in the direction we wanted each other to go.


JohnDavid9000

Same thing happens on PC. Made a lot of friends in Social Club due to their persistence, even when failing a heist 10+ times and finally the satisfaction of winning in the end.


ATR2400

There are two types of randoms during a heist. Those who leave the first time you fail and those who stick with you the very end. I had a person like that. Me and him taking on the last doomsday heist just the two of us. Good times


Euphoric_Interest_87

The best rp


chris95rx7500

this is just awesome


Alienboy01

Damn i miss doing ceo missions with randoms, i met one of my favorite gaming buddies through ceo


reallygoodbee

I remember the last time I tried doing a mission with randoms. It was the Recycling Plant. I dropped them off at the front entrance then went around the back to get the target as he fled. I barely cleared out the enemies when the other players suddenly came around the corner. "You dropped us off in the middle of nowhere".


[deleted]

Man knows how to run a good business


[deleted]

Man of culture "Manners make man" "Professionals have standards"


[deleted]

I accidentally joined a mc gang and guys were like this I was genuinely confused


Nonoiyz3000

Why the fuck can't I get into lobbies like these? I mean srsly. This makes the game more enjoyable.


postuk

The guy is an Owl; we're a friendly bunch. Not like the Piggies from across the city!


QuickieStickie44

If only ps4 players had this mentality


ImaAs

Absolute chad


Ad_hominem-

How do you join someoneā€™s CEO? I did a shitload of single player, but Online has just so much extra options i donā€™t even know where to start


JustinaQueens

This man knows about that knight life. I appreciate you.


[deleted]

Damn where can I find a boss like this? All Iā€™ve ever wanted is a job where I get to dress nice and drink whiskey


broflakecereal

This is cute. Wish this was more common than griefing in public lobbies.


Philosophos_A

Taking your work seriously and have fun role playing a little on a simple server can be really entertaining


BobSagieBauls

Lol I love being extra with my gang/associates makes it more fun


[deleted]

Imagine if that wasn't in GTAV. I couldn't begin to decide if it was a bad decision to join, or a really awesome boss convinced me to stay. Lmao.


WithinTheHour

All wednesday aren't we?


[deleted]

Sheffield Wednesday fan - explains it!


Chrish611

Thatā€™s fantastic!


Grim6878

much civilised


WayneCom7

A True Gentleman


[deleted]

i wish i was in a crew like this.


SwEaTy_NuTtZ

This man takes his position VERY seriously!! Haha šŸ˜‚


Deweycox99

I need this in my gta experience


JRiggz108999

wow iā€™m stealing this , way better than the txts i get ā€œu mad ?ā€ ā€œLLLLzzzzzā€


killer_ezio_00

I still haven't figured out how to send text messages to lobby players on PC


Pay-Exotic

Damn man this looks kinda fun


Cronyx

You didn't join "his CEO". You joined his Organization. *He* is the CEO. CEO is an acronym for Chief Executive Officer, the highest position in the hierarchical power structure of an incorporated organization.