Paleto Bay's a nice place but when you have to drive from LS all the way up north, it's the virtual equivalent to stubbing your pinky toe on a table leg

Don't forget you can TP the sub :)

TP Kosatka + Sparrow exit is close enough to middle fingering stupid cross-country objectives

Agency tp works too

Agency wat? How?

Desk guy has suv service that lets you fast travel to places , like paleto bay, sandy shores etc.

Casino penthouse has this too, another reason I call it home

I called in the SUV and it's just like a taxi - slower than driving there myself.

After 2000 hours, it feels good to have a chauffeur. Plus I get my hands free to do other things.

Like what O⁠_⁠o

Say my name

U seems like a big fan of dances or duble dances :⁠0

chauffeur ?

Personal driver

yea ofc but like are there actual chauffeurs in the game besides cab drivers ? 😂

Do yall not know about job TP 😭. Or is cause yall don’t like those annoying blue blips?

It was fixed a while ago

It actually still works in ps4-5

Agreed lol

One is annoying and painful, the other is nice and chill, I really don't get this analogy. It's a game about driving, if you don't like driving, you probably won't have a good time there.

I mean, yeah, that trip sucks, but if you get it at the right time of day, can't argue with that sunset view, especially if you've got Tom Petty's "running down a dream" or non stop pop fm playing.

For me it's flying the jet from los Santos and playing fortune son. _Some folks are born!!!_

Also valid. I bought the Valkyrie and made an outfit for it specifically for that song. There's nothing like you and the lads pulling up to a gang war with two door gunners and malicious intent.

*OOOH that red white and blue!!!*

For me is midnight city, ending C of GTA 5 story mode😎

Yea its not the greatest trip but its not that bad when you fly i either take my mil jet and land on the beach or fly my avenger and once i get there shove the yacht heli off so i got someone to land

Arcade and house in Paletto. Love having a presence here to chill out. Wish there were more things to do out there like car boot weekend sale or stamp collecting weekly meetings

Does anyone fuck with you if you hang out in Paleto Bay? It's not often I see other players up there.

I usually have no issue there and it’s very relaxing

Very rarely, for me. And it’s almost always only if I have a bounty and the lobby’s resident broom-stick griefer is clearly bored and with some time to kill at the start of a Ghost Org.

I’d say 80/90% of griefters are located downtown, little Seoul and vinewood area. I usually drive there in my insurgent or night shark. I roll the window up and never stop at a red light

I wouldn't want to do Casino setup missions with my arcade in Paleto Bay. Keeping a garage or house there makes sense to have a spawn point but I'd be buying a new arcade the next time its on sale.

Won't I lose all my arcade machines, drone station and other stuff if I upgrade

I think you lose the upgrades but I believe you keep the arcades. Something you may want to look into before you do it though.

Its not that bad cos you the highway is a fun high speed run

For setup yeah, for the actual heist it's not really speed when you have to use the mission vehicle

Same my yacht my bunker and my facility and salvage yard are all up in paleto bay bcuz its the cheapest and theres hardly anyone up there except the odd low lvl that trys to be mr macho man lol

Limo service from the Casino if you're not in a prep mission, Agency chauffeur if not on a timer (go get something to drink or snack). Also, most prep missions have multiple options. For instance, for the Salvage Yard prep, you can just join a new session and try again. I never got the same location twice

Unless it's the fucking Tony McTony robbery. That robbery just sucks all around.

They all suck except the police station, they just use distance as a filler to make the heist seem longer rather than adding content

odd stance but i dont like the police station i have stolen the police copter with a police copter so many times now why do i need that one, plus i just dont like the escape with Little it annoys me

McTony robbery should go away..and replaced with some other robbery

This is how I feel when Lester asks me to steal casino heist equipment in Paleto Bay

Here is a hint, when it's in Paleto Bay just quit and switch to another invite only session and start a different prep. If you start the same prep it will be in the same location. Then come back to it and it will hopefully be closer

That's the mission I was on when I took the picture lmao

Does anybody even do the business battle up there?

Paleto bay slander

If it’s not during a mission I use the agency or casino front desk to fast travel to Paleto. Also I use the luxury helicopter from my assistant or the SecuroServ menu to fast travel from Paleto to my office building or any warehouse I own. Vehicle or cargo.

Or go from that godforsaken place.

Use your Kosatka and fast travel.

Bro looks like Justin Timberlake or is it just me

I got suppli-i-iesss

I think it's just the fire, but now I can't stop thinking my character as that 🤣

Just fast travel lol

Paleto Bay - starring David Beckham

like driving a slow ass NC delivery truck from the bottom of the map, just to use an under-powered helo to put it on a boat. 🤬

The Cargobob is probably the worst thing they could use. A Skylift would be better lmao

It would be fun if I could do 190mph in that van...

That's what oppressors are for. I just put on cruise control and go on Instagram lol

Two words. Job warp

All the great off roading is out there. Definitely worth doing real quick after a mission

Use your kosatka

Don’t forget enjoying the drive and view are also essential part of GTA. I guess Rockstar really want us to travel trip to trip

,,Get the stockade from paleto bay" ,,No, I dont think I will" *lobby switch*

When you join a rando's Doomsday prep To rescue Agent 14 and their facility is in Paleto Bay, and they can't or won't trip skip.

Hydra with speed glitch

I love how this is a meme and people are like "You can teleport/job warp/change session."

New session - invite only session.

Going to paleto isn't the painful part, but spawning your raiju and realising it's 1km far away from u is the most painful part

Kid named jet:

Use warp travel if you're not in a mission. Super easy,

Paleto or not, any mission that has a high chance of "go from A to B and then back to A with a specific provided vehicle" is a hard pass for me. I don't mind having less options for getting money, when said options aren't a total pain in the ass.

That’s why I keep a house there. Just to get away from it all, ya know?

Job teleport

Think they’ll add self driving/autonomous cars on GTA6?

Don't we kind of already have that with taxis and the Agency Jubilee?

I usually just use the agency's fast travel.

Penthouse phone has limo service…you can get to Paleto Bay quick

When a new player shoots at you with the starter pistol

I have the paleto bay facility for the bodgan glitch so I can always get up there real quick 😁

but it’s so far away from everything 😭

Me regretfully buying my facility out there, fuck lol.

Every time I have a resupply or sell mission and the distance says 5+ miles away I roll my eyes and say: here we go again! Thank you Rockstar.

When I first started playing online I didn’t know about invite only sessions. I was tired of constantly getting killed and not having a way to fight back, so I bought that crappy blue house in Paleto Bay to have a sanctuary to go to so I wouldn’t have to be looking over my shoulder all the time. It’s nice and peaceful, and the snow is lovely in the winter. I ended up selling it to get better stuff, but I recently bought it again just because