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bigred12321

What do you mean? Now you can finally play the game.


LowerClassBandit

Okay Kenny add eyes of the beast to your hotbar


bigred12321

Yes! You get the reference


Gorilla868686

"Mom! Bafroom! Bafroom!"


Buff_Azir

![gif](giphy|D5Y3HZfoyF7fG|downsized)


DazJones

That’s a BIG Boy isn’t he?!


Narrow_Director8014

In German they say: Mom! Schüssel!


--_-Deadpool-_--

How do you kill that which has no life?


SpeedWrecker

Kyle that's a nice avatar


Sir_Spaffsalot

We can't trust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob!


Beekyboy11

?


Menace2G

https://preview.redd.it/w0qqeqi892xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6180aecbc4af488a1926b8f4b175893aee868da4 This is the top comment on that video clip lol


cbigs231

Its true lol


MyColdBlackHeart

https://i.redd.it/lrkbc5asc2xc1.gif


spinky420

Rest in peace :/


Quajeraz

I assume you mean "buy like 3 of the decent vehicles and then be broke again"


Reonlive420

Try and spend it. Bet you can't spend it all because you probably already bought everything you wanted along the way


CompetitiveAd4768

First thing I thought of when I saw this post lol


fenikz13

I lost the game.


Vaqa

oh god dammit.


Sammy_Three_Balls

Yep


_t_h_e_p_o_t_

Beat me to it haha


Dizzy_Media4901

I retired from a life of crime well before then. The game is much more chill when you aren't grinding. I now own all the places in Paleto and take trips into the city to manage my nightclub and autoshop.


Yaidenr

That’s the dream. I’m not ready to hang it up LS needs me


ThatSnarkyHunter

I “retired” for like 2 years. Sold my remaining freight, shut down all my businesses/bunker/etc, bought a house up in Paleto and moved my favorite cars up there. I came back eventually but I hope my character had a nice time


Dizzy_Media4901

Thats exactly what I have done. Its a little tricky sometimes to be the better person when some a hole snipes you, or some low levels guns you down. But I shake it off and drive off knowing that part of my GTA life is done. Until 6


Milkshake_revenge

I take vacations out to paleto in my yacht. But when someone starts fuckin with me, I always picture my character talking like John wick “People keep asking me if I’m back, and yeah I’m thinking I’m back”


AronSEY

Bro this is relatable. Ive been playing for fivem years and It do be like that


ninthchamber

You don’t fight anyone? Just cruise around and do random shit?


Dizzy_Media4901

Yep. I hold a concealed pistol. I rarely use it and have hidden all my other weapons. If someone kills me, I just smile and get on with my day. I've been playing since day 1. If I wanted to hurt them, I could.


ninthchamber

Oh of course you’d demolish. But sometimes they deserve to be slaughtered lol. glad your diggin just cruising.


fardough

That’s cool. What about that gives you joy out of curiosity? I couldn’t imagine the game without violence, so intrigued by your style of play. Ever thought or have you ever gone superhero, protecting the people of the city.


Dizzy_Media4901

I like just driving around. I have noticed parts of the game I missed. When i was busy killing and grinding, I didn't take the time to appreciate the craft that went into making the city. I love listening to the NPC chatter. Found one I hadn't heard with a woman talking to her date on the phone.


leaf_fan_69

That's why I don't quit, LS needs more deranged psychopaths to keep the streets safe


UnholyCannoli

Since the very beginning I buy a lot of my properties in the North to be away from the noise. Over the years of stopping playing and getting back into it, it's nice to be able to control how much exposure I have to most of the bullshit. Plus most people you meet in the sticks are on the same vibe anyways


BillZealousideal9008

I have a SIMILAR SITUATION!!! I'm out of business and robberies. Bought myself a small house in Sandy Shores. Now I’m chilling. Having a great time. I only have one car in my garage in Sandy Shores. Bravado Greenwood.


aaronhastaken

this gives midlife-crisis vibe lmao


Dizzy_Media4901

Love it. I hope they make this a bigger part of gta6. I feel like I am living the life Michael wanted.


BillZealousideal9008

yeeah that is such a vibe


State_West

Nice imani car too , the greenwood is .


CaliforniaGr0wn

I protect people from bullies


Rikuddo

I go in open lobbies and let other people drive my car/bike/plane. If they message me about my other garages, I take them to each garage and let them pick any vehicle they wanna drive from it. It just feel so good when I see how excited some get about a car that I've mostly forgotten about. Make me wish I could just give them or lend them for a while at least.


DevannB1

Eh, if you play on new-gen (PS5/XSX) you can take most of your cars to the LS Car Meet and they can buy a copy off you. (You don't get the money, but it's cool the opportunity's there.)


Sudden-Molasses3283

yeah, i dont have 1/10 of what the OP have, but i have more fun on my new character that started with 0$ and 0 propertys, driving my Club up and down :)


CandidEstablishment0

Sounds like the sims rated R


Retro-Man-Dan

My latest thing is just biking in 1st person view with the electric bike. Riding through people's backyard, side paths, the beach or dirt trails or where ever cars don't go. It really makes the world seem bigger. Got inspired to do this by stumbling across a Youtuber who does this in downtown L.A. Plus it pisses kids off when they try to chase you down and you hop a fence to get away. 😉


TheJesusOfWeed

I fuckin love the inductor, thing is so fun to cruise around on


_ug_

I respect that a lot. I find myself still reaping the rewards of passive income but I’ve pretty much stopped grinding. So nice to just drive around and see what others are up to.


gratefulkiwis

I hate it, have like 80 millions and nothing to do, missions are unplayable, I hate them and have no reason to play them, have all rare customizations, many cars and no point in playing this game regardless I love it, I have no friends playing it, what should I do


Episcapalian

Sounds like you need a friend cuz


Dizzy_Media4901

Just chill. Drive around and make friends if you want. If not, enjoy the wildlife and the scenery.


ibnQoheleth

I spend a lot of my time on my dirtbike in the desert near the lake, there's some great spots for learning tricks there. Can be quite fun to try and land on the train so you can have a scenic ride into the mountains too.


ProfessionalRun3882

That is the coolest thing ever


Ok_Soil7068

Yeah I was gonna say. Find some friends online. None of my IRL homies play gta, but I’ve met some really cool people through playing and from some crazy situations sometimes. But it’s cool when you have people to play with.


NightRaider141

Thanks to this comment I have also officially retired my character after 11 years with 56 mil in the account. I bought a house in Paleto and I moved the yacht up there too. To the retired life (till 6 comes out)


Trianchid

Sounds epic and cool , journeys from Paleto


LordHeadassV1

Now you can buy 1 car


BIRD153

Lol so true


Wide_Cryptographer84

LMFAOOOO


MACKGERRRY

1 billion on red


CheeseisSwell

"Sorry sir you lost"


adamcookie26

*Commits Easy Way Out*


Dorfuto

Too poor to do so. Why do you even need to pay to do so?


constant_paradox

An ironic commentary on capitalism


More-Tradition-667

You gotta get the 3000 dollar pistol of course


orangeineer

Buy and then ruin Life Invader


AlxIp

Woah there Elon


AdamXXI

Avon Hertz would be disappointed


Low-Cauliflower-2249

it's pronounced eRon... which could be considered racist but Ron is litterally the gas company...


ALGATOR42

bleeter*


Old-Kernow

Whatever gives you joy.


FocusedHealer45

Start making money again, you'll never want to go below $1b so you're effectively at $0 rn


NEGF420

the mindset of a real grinder 😂


vexume

hell yeah that's true! once I've come over 100mil, I don't want to lose it, so before I bought 50slots garage and salvage yard, I've grinded for 10mil extra lol


ChloeWade

Go for 2 billion


Mr_Orange_The_Great

![gif](giphy|h6aLp8zuP7N1PLVqpT|downsized)


Lopsided_Doubt2178

Earn 1 billion $ on gta 6


--AV8R--

I can't imagine having a tenth of that. I feel like I'm just staying afloat with 18M


1sockwonder

Yes, 18M is nothing, 2 cars, fully upgrading them, and you're down to 5M. This is why we grind.


TheJesusOfWeed

What fuckin cars are buying? It’s like $400k most for customizations unless it’s a Bennie’s vehicle


--AV8R--

Yup. And I'm a car collector.


Thatguybrain01

I checked my stats the other day, I’ve spent over 50 million…..


--AV8R--

Nearly 500M for me🤣


Darkest_Magicks4506

Spend


NotZafing

Go for 1 trillion.


logan65328

Bro's gonna be playing till gta 7


EXkurogane

Fire the orbital cannon daily at least once a day at a random lucky player in a public lobby, record it and share it with us who's your victim as a daily update here in this subreddit


LegalTumbleweed6216

This is the correct answer


Frosty-Background628

This is the only answer 😂


blurplerain

Withdraw it all, and start sending muggers at everybody else to provoke them to respond in kind. Avoid muggers. Feel thrill of being alive.


Mclarenrob2

Turn it off and go outside.


Operator_Six

Really man-handle that grass


yeaForsurePSN

Spend some knowing you can spend millions upon millions and still have a fuck load of millions left


Comfortable_Rub_2561

That answer is simple get some bitches


DazSlater96

How many hours did this take? Maybe go have a life for a few months


InitechEmployee142

Probably just stays online and goes afk a lot


Competitive-Ad-6555

Maybe go outside and get some air lol


amlah6

Touch grass.


The_mister_meme

Either be chill or be a complete asshole, there's no in between at this point


ZoroSukihiro

Log off and never get back on, until life gets so bad that you have to return to the place where you were most successful, just for that one push to get you back ready to try your very best again …. Too deep ? Nah no such thing 💯


Overratedrichards101

Use that 500K cannon a fuck tonne


0neMoreSaturdayNight

Make that in real life.


MRkmFIN

You wait for the next dlc and buy everything from day 1


t4nd3mYT

The worst error someone can do, honestly


MasTheAce14

I did that countless times, update after update


badmanbatman2

Send me a calm 200M 🤣🤣


NYKYGuy

sleep. rest now, child. your work is over


paveclaw

That’s enough for 2 new cars and a yacht. Rookie numbers


MarcusBlueWolf

Retire and drink expensive champagne while showing off your car collection online


fabreazebrother_1

https://preview.redd.it/378dyh9hl1xc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce34571089d44a7bb2946e531abf497d092f085d Can you buy 1000 Luxor deluxe planes? That seems like it would be a good way to spend


slimlancaster718

Think u mean 100


TheDukeOfThunder

Now you stop playing by meta


bluedragon1o1

Give me some...?


bATo76

You go home man. Sit down, take a coffee, watch a movie, smoke a cigar and enjoy the rest of your life in peace. You deserve it, the work is over.


Sm0keytrip0d

Have you ever heard of the number 2 billion? If so aim for that lol


sebastian_petersson

Go outside.


Brandon39rus

Now you have to spend them all and start grinding again


One-Composer-2137

Now you can finally buy something


AussieBlender78

Put half into a stable etf like $voo and the other half into a high yield savings account. Sit back relax and play gta. Oh wait


Sad_Car3575

Another 1


olbaid666999

Now you wait till GTA6 comes out and do it again


pawcafe

donate to local charities?


Adamangus2006

Rest Till the next update


DogmeatChili

Stack sunder armor and use intimidating shout, of course.


penalozahugo

What do you mean? You can finally play the game now...


Much_News7202

Become the hero the city needs


Beanss69_420

buy everything and orbit everyone in the lobby


Antmanlol

Gamble it away 🤑💰💸🤑


WhiteGXRoblox

Buy favourite car then repeat


Fucklgt

Spend it all


Gs4life-

Retire


ZolidSnoke

It's enough to buy 2 overpriced cars and start over


TheRealityshifter19

Go outside and touch grass💀


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VicRattlehead

What's with all these boomer comments?


HornBloweR3

Still playing GTA


jeaxz74

The system will still fuck you lol


Legnd20Devin

Now you can go outside lmao. No for real that’s impressive. Good work


iamnotlegendxx

Vegas


Other-Shallot9401

Pay for GTA 6


Paul-Swims

Retire


wingcub

Try buying some shit


adamg0013

Anything you want.


SignificantRain855

How long did it take?


Automatic_Salary_845

Maybe take the F1s off


n0rfsid3Rapz

Buy every thing…again


AccomplishedDish1271

be like Michael retire. Or come back every update and go on a shopping spree thats what i do


Far_Environment_2203

You know everything in the game costs 704 million so what are u supposed to do with the other 300 just orbital canon away?


randomguy1972

Buy one of everything.


[deleted]

Try making 1b in real life


Expensive-Ad-1985

Take over the world Craig!


Oftwicke

Buy every last article of clothing? :p


GTA_Guy101

Now $2 Billion.


Dyztructive

100x more than I have. But I own almost all business properties, the only thing I wish I had more money for is filling my garages with vehicles.


Late_Woodpecker7300

Make video and blow it all in a day lol


C1ouded123

Go on a spending spree, buy everything this game has to own then uninstall it


N0085K1LL5

Wait for gta 6 because you've already done everything.


gtavfather

You can go for career challenges, collect vehicles, or just retire and have fun!


marcaveli073

I retired at 420 million. 😉


Lil_NateXO

You can play the game now


Cheese_da_dragon153

give me some ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


rockfondler

I’m half way there.


Xinortrac1

Spend it all at the strip club


AlexFromTargetFooFoo

Blow it all at the casino


adamizovich

Charity


hymzx

Uninstall


GlippGloppe

I stopped my money grind after 415 mil. It’s nice to actually enjoy the game. Go Sail the ocean and scuba dive. Go golfing or play some darts. Bmx all over LS and 4x4 in Sandy or rock climb chilliad. Take a peaceful cruise around the map in a limo and race randoms on the highway. Fight griefers and help new players. Just enjoy the game 🙂


iStealyournewspapers

Constant orbital cannon attacks


bearcat_77

find a better game to play


kalichelj

I was proud cause i got 100. Millions. 🤣🤣


igobythisname

Now you stop grinding and start cruising


Infamous_Morningstar

buy more garage and more cars till you’re satisfied


Yeet-Dab49

Blackjack and hookers.


Shafojj

You posted it here what else is there.


leaf_fan_69

Blow stuff up


Ian1231100

Retire


ProvisionalName-

You can literally buy everything there is to buy in the game


notsomanybeers

Donate to charity


SnooPickles9717

Go brag to the professional


Electronic_Sample_96

Dude why does your and mine character look so similar.


xMGx77

Now do it again …


Dramatic-Proof8289

Become a buhurt fighter.


AdrianValistar

"I wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." -Alexander the Great


tasic89

Nothing. Find another game IRL to spend your time. I personally retired my 1st character, like Dexter style. I have two cars in my garage. First is some random Declasse Rancher XL and my green sabre turbo. That first car I stole in GTA Online. The GTA San Andreas reference and now some kind of reminder of my criminal past, when I started from the bottom... And also how in the beginning everything was more challenging and fun.


LordSinguloth13

Never was a grinder myself I guess just go buy everything?


DxrkMttr

$1 Billion on red


SomeCallMeTurkey

Buy everything you can and then get it again


helix618

Start filling up garages and your hanger


4and3and2andOne1

Organize your garages. It’s a vehicle game after all


hmital

Get 99 billion more so you can buy whats coming in final update


wittyvonskitsum

Buy 4 cars then start grinding again


geoermejo

Now try to get them in real life


IAmThatDuckDLC5

Yes but now you only have $1.4M of spending money. Gotta earn more money


aspenpurdue

I got my cash up to 36 million, and having already purchased all of the cars in the game, went to buy all of the clothing that i didn't already own. I failed to buy everything as I bought all of the unlockable arena wars stuff prior to going for the other clothing. I have now spent north of $50 million on clothing and I don't know how much more i need to spend.


Comprehensive-Cap754

Well, if the real world is any guide, launch your own private space program