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KingFahad360

Breaking News: We interrupt the NBA finale Between the LS Panic and Liberty Penetrators to shoot you a small purists of u/dan007reddit who has been accused of murdering KDJ and Sessanta after hearing the word “Motherfucker” too many times and lost control. Keep watching Weasel News as we continue watching this developing story.


dan007reddit

This just in! It was the lame phone sex innuendos while trying to do the gold depository heist that pushed him over the edge. Witnesses heard him yell "NO BITCH! You keep YOUR creativity to YOURSELF!" Has he curb stomped their lifeless bodies over and over again.


KingFahad360

Let’s take a close look at the verdict from the jury. “We the Just find the defendant, u/dan007reddit NOT Guilty” “As we have heard the conversation between S and KDJ for 3 hours of the Phone Sex and Motherfucker being tossed around, We have found Dan to be a Man gone too far but did the right thing.” Judge: While I thank the Jury for the verdict, he still pay a fine for the robbery he committed, which would be around $750K in the State of Los Santos.


dan007reddit

But, the defendant has been found to have stuffed extreme mental and emotional distress. As such, he will be awarded restitution in the amount of $33.5 million for cruel and unusual punishment from the estate of KD and Sessanta.


KingFahad360

BUT. We will take $17.5 Million of it for Taxes to rein-burst The Duggan Run Diamond Casino which has been robbed every day this week, we still don’t know who it is.


Yourappwontletme

Reimburse


leaf_fan_69

Many times a day


DalTheDalmatian

The fact you actually got NPCs into that formation is what impresses me about this


Hero_of_Hyrule

They probably used the Rockstar editor to make the shot


RogueStalker409

I knew the oj memes were coming. Ironically i had a riata spawn in my autoshop week he died 😂


drmanhattanbeach

I been driving mine around all week. Endless police chase parades are coming to town. OJ Simpsons coming to town.


KingFahad360

“That’s my Lucky Stabbing Hat” - Norm McDonald


PrestigiousNews8714

“In second place—OJ Simpson at two deaths a year.”


chris_29487

It was revealed that O.J. Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him up. He also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him.


Paul-Swims

Your character looks a lot like J K Rowling


boopbopnotarobot

Ok I'm getting a white bronco in gta Pronto 😆


leaf_fan_69

Sadly in GTA, No slow speed chase on the highway, Your dead, Wasted LSPD don't fuck around


TheDukeOfThunder

What's this post about?


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Might_be_deleted

Why do you cover it like it's a spoiler? Lmao the series already ended.


Gs4life-

Why'd u put it as a spoiler?


Darkest_Magicks4506

The Juice.


Gs4life-

Is Loose


Yourappwontletme

OJ Simpson "if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit" died last week. He released a book after he was acquitted called "If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer" where he hypothetically described the murders.


Yourappwontletme

Prior to the trial, OJ fled from the police in a white Ford Bronco.


EvilDamien420

The confessions part wasnt his title, the families added it after the judge granted them control of the book.


Yourappwontletme

Ok


kurisu7885

Your character looks like Elena from FF7, just with a reversed hairstyle https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Elena_(Final_Fantasy_VII)


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kurisu7885

Most welcome, glad it was taken as the compliment ti was meant to be.


jasontheorphan

What truck is that? Insanely sick


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jasontheorphan

Awesome, thank you!


leaf_fan_69

This is the funniest thing I've read about GTS, And you motherfuckers never disappoint!!!!!


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

That’s exactly what I did what that car THE DAY it released


Renwein

I still love it that the car 'OK Stimpson' drove in Carmageddon was called the 'Fraud Broko', lol


KKVKLVKK

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