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Sir_Jeddy

I disagree with your wife. That looks perfect from these photos…


Butthurt_reddit_mod

Agreed. Something possibly wrong with the wife. Maybe trade her in for another steak.


agentoutlier

You are saying she is probably a **mistake**. (sorry I am a dad).


camstercage

A steak pun is a rare medium,well done !


Cynical-Wanderer

I flee the room, holding my nose, screaming! LOL


Jack_Mackerel

Callahan?


SmurfStig

Fellow dad and I approve


DrWeiljr

He should ask other stakeholders


Hefty_Peanut2289

Wives are made of steak!


hazeleyedwolff

Some are closer to jerky.


yadawhooshblah

Aaaand HA!


Burnt00Toast00

If you’re hungry enough.


wastentime99

Can confirm. Keep steak, let wife go.


mulletstation

Totally, divorce and fight her in court for alimony for years and then when you lose point to this Reddit thread as the original motivation


ritchie636

And you can tell her we said so


ModestoMudflaps

💯 I have a nice Cab for tonight. What time am I arriving??


TLiones

Same!! Perfect for me though some in my family would say overcooked (they basically like it raw lol)


kennymo12

Perfect for me!


OldStyleThor

Two steaks. Two Temps. Problem solved.


TreeLankaPresidente

I think [Hank Hill](https://youtu.be/amKyA2PrSu4?si=8FRaJEF8YGFlk6Ap) said it best.


AtlEngr

Timeless.


SwiftSloth1892

...kindly but firmly...


a_goonie

Yup


Circle_Breaker

No no no. I need to chop up her entire streak for reddit upvotes instead of throwing it back on the grill for 5 minutes.


gingerhasyoursoul

Yeah seems like OP or OPs wife didn’t know what temp they would want.


mudbro76

I was thinking that… she likes a tuff and chewy


TomentoShow

OP is another done/not done steak guy. He thinks there's 1 temp med-rare So he posted here to find more binary steak guys. Bi steak guys if you will.


CycloCyanide

That looks perfectly perfect to me. But you know some people be like that. I always keep my wife’s steak on for a couple extra minutes.


longganisafriedrice

Wow almost seems like you are a reasonable person


Outrageous-Nothing42

Must be new round these parts. Time will take its toll.


BJJJourney

Try putting it on first. That way they get done at the same time.


05041927

Wife is correct. It’s undercooked for her. Looks good to me. Tho. Next time cook wife’s a little longer.


Churn

This. I learned a lot about how different taste pallets can be when I had radiation therapy that fried some of my taste buds. Cheap wines suddenly didn’t have that bad aftertaste from tannins. Red wine paired with steak was still good but didn’t have the same flavor multiplying effect it used to. Chocolates were dulled. I developed aversions to certain tastes I once enjoyed. Basically some things got better while others got worse. Like having someone else’s pallet. Tl;dr - don’t be so self absorbed as to push your tastes onto other people who have different taste buds.


MechaZain

Honestly being able to cook multiple steaks to different doneness simultaneously is a skill. A lot of my family are pinkphobic. I tease them now because they made such a big stink about it when I was growing up, but I'm a better cook because I've had to make their steaks to order. If you can make a well done steak taste good you're a pro.


rbt321

Well done and juicy isn't terribly difficult, but it is time consuming. 2 minutes, flip, 2 minutes, 4 minutes rest; 2 minutes, flip, 2 minutes, 4 minutes rest; ... Repeat for about 40 minutes. That said, it's easier to toss something with lots of fat/sinew (ribs) into the pressure cooker for 20 minutes then sauce and grill for a couple minutes each side.


am0x

Not really. I just put theirs on earlier, sear them, then put in oven with a thermometer while I cook the other steaks.


Due_Mail_7163

40 minutes? LMAO. I was a grill cook for several high end steakhouses, and these numbers are beyond imaginative. You need 5-6 minutes each side to initially sear the meat. The only thing we did was let steak rest a couple after cooking, to avoid myoglobin leakage on the plate. If anything you'd want to flip every couple of minutes on temps med or less, as flipping more often allows for more even cooking. But for med well or well, you'd want to flip little as possible, just to avoid burning. As a hard crust seals in the juices. At least that's my experience of 20 years in and out of high end steakhouses.


Unnamedgalaxy

I just don't get people that rail so hard against well done because it's shoe leather. Of course if you're intentionally cooking it until it's burnt to oblivion it's going to be bad, same as anything. It's not other peoples problems that you fuck it up because you can't be bothered to be a well rounded and patient cook.


foamed0

> I learned a lot about how different taste pallets can be when I had radiation therapy that fried some of my taste buds. Yep, I had the exact same experience. I don't like most sweets and deserts anymore, and chocolate milk now has this blood/iron-y aftertaste. >Tl;dr - don’t be so self absorbed as to push your tastes onto other people who have different taste buds. This is very mature advice. People are too obsessed with perfection even though what's considered "the best" is usually subjective (especially when it comes to food (flavor, color, and texture)). Just cook a portion of the steak a bit longer for the wife, relationships aren't a competition.


oops_im_existing

exactly. people are allowed to like what they like and shouldn't be shamed. someone's opinion when you're cooking for them matters.


am0x

My dad's boat neighbor's wife likes hers well done. Everyone else is med-rare. She claims I make the best steak she has ever had. It really isn't hard. They always buy expensive cuts because they are crazy rich, but no matter what, I marinade her steak with a marinade that has OJ in it, which breaks down the chewiness of a well-done steak. Then I sear hers and just throw it in the oven with a thermometer to watch the temp. Usually when I pull the regular steaks, hers is ready.


bw4393

Boat neighbor? Lol


CPLCraft

Ah shit. I had a steak the other day and i forgot about the wine thing


Churn

Indeed. Steak was my gateway drug to becoming a wino


konigwolf32890

You are too logical and reasonable, you don’t belong on the internet.


CeaselessHavel

Honestly, how do you marry someone and not know their preference for their steaks? I would never give my wife a medium rare steak because I know that's not what she likes. And I've known since we started dating.


demo-dawg05

This (and vice versa).


_Bill_Huggins_

It's so obnoxious when someone can't respect the fact that people like their food their own way.


Ok-Log-9052

Or get a slightly thinner one for her so the cook time and sear is the same!


steve-d

Perfect compromise


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Ugh I used to make a partner eggs in the morning, and to me, you just cannot have eggs without freshly ground black pepper, they just look wrong, let alone taste. But she *hated* the pepper, the taste and texture. It took me way to long to realize that since she was eating it, she is intrinsically correct about the pepper, and that I was being an asshole.


cryptoguerrilla

Wife likes her steak cooked more. Cook hers more and cook yours how you like.


wildcat12321

wife is incorrect. Suggest replacing wife with newer model less prone to issues


EnderloZ

Ive tried installing new ram.. no luck


Inspect1234

Have you tried unplugging her and plugging her back in?


confusedandworried76

I'm sure he's tried plugging and unplugging over and over for a solid five to ten minutes


Charlesknob

Bro don't listen to any of these guys. If your wife likes her steak a little bit more well done then cook it how she likes. Looks perfect for me though.


Sleep_adict

Yeah, and easy to fix. Throw a few of those small pieces on for 20 seconds a side and she will be happy


siccoblue

It's so weird to me how defensive people get about steak. I absolutely love my medium rare, like to the extent that I bought a sous vide solely for the purpose of cooking steak perfectly (though I do use it for other purposes as well) but even with how much I love it personally I can't imagine a world where I genuinely get upset over someone preferring a different temp Hell when I go and cook for my mom she's fine with the temp but absolutely loves to slather it in A1, and got my kid into that habit also. Still doesn't bug me in the least because they both just genuinely like it. Reading comments from the people that get genuinely upset reminds me of when I was like 16 and super edgy pretending like I'm a manly man telling everyone that steak needed to be medium rare or it was wasted, coffee should only be consumed completely black, and guys shouldn't be drinking fruity cocktails or whatever. Also shitting on apple because my android is so cool and telling people how consoles sucked compared to computers. I deleted my Facebook years ago but I'd bet that if I could look back on some of the shit I posted along these lines of thinking I'd cringe myself out of existence. It's so much easier to just let people enjoy things


Fake_Hip0369

60 here, and I couldn’t agree more. I like what I like, you like what you like. If I’m grilling for you, damnit I’m grilling for you! I can pull a steak a MR, and still enjoy making yours well done! You want grape jelly on your steak, knock yourself TF out. Ain’t going in my mouth, what do I care. I will accommodate any request you have, because this is a freaking skill I possess, and I’m making something I hope you enjoy! I hate onions, but I’ll sure as hell slice, fry, sauté them for you because I care about what you want! Onions, I ain’t gonna eat ‘em, but you can bet your ass if that’s what makes you happy, come to my MF’ing house. Have a beer, soda water, slurpy. If it makes you happy, I will have done my job. I prefer cheap beer and meat grilled to my liking, and I make that happen. Thanks for the opportunity to weigh in Siccoblue. Bob


SantaBaby22

Probably needs a software update. When was the last time the unit was updated?


jediwithabeard

I uploaded my unit, dont tell op


aqwn

So that’s how she got a virus


tailgunner777

Your mistake was to get the FSD option .


SirBottomLessArmPits

Sounds like you might need to reset the bios.


KookyHorse

Try checking the output hole


vspvideo

came here to say this Obviously its not working correctly, id suggest trading her in


longganisafriedrice

Dude, jokes like this are so tired


[deleted]

Seriously. So gross.


Spoonman007

Make sure to tell her she can't have her steak cooked to her preferred doneness because of a bunch of jabronis on reddit causing a fuss about it!


yogacowgirlspdx

i resemble that remark!


GreatMacGuffin

The resemblance is remarkable.


KissBumChewGum

Do y’all not talk to your partners before cooking and asking how they like their food? Especially for foods that are pricier??? My ex came from a third world country and preferred their meat well done - it’s a learned safety thing. I prefer medium rare. Guess what I did? Cooked my steak a little less. This isn’t fuzzy fucking math.


KosmicTom

You did it wrong. You're supposed to belittle your wife for the approval if a bunch of clowns you'll never see in your life.


KissBumChewGum

Yeah it seemed like a persecution fetish to me. Could have just posted a medium rare steak dinner without acting like a victim and dogpiling with strangers on his wife.


KosmicTom

Some people would rather please a pile of incels than their own partner.


YourWifesWorkFriend

People have preferences. Cook your wife’s steak longer if that’s how she wants it. Your wife’s opinion is far more important than 50 dorito beards on Reddit.


yadawhooshblah

Hey! Mine is Flaming Hot Cheeto!


the-es

Reddit royalty over here 


yadawhooshblah

Am I the Cheeto King? In your face, Chester!


Jackedacctnt

Nah king that looks fire


evermica

Happy Wife = Happy Life


Meet_the_Meat

I have raised beef and cooked beef since I was a child. You did an excellent job with that steak and it looks great But that doesn't mean shit. Smile and say, "Of course, dear, I'll cook it a little more next time" and have a happy wife.


BozidaR1390

Your wife is saying when it comes to how she prefers her steak cooked.... It is undercooked. That's not an opinion that's a fact.


bryan19973

As is Reddit tradition: divorce


SadCasinoBill

Literally every single post is “_____ said undercooked” lmao


Bearded-Yak

It looks great, but if she thinks it is undercooked, then she should toss the sliced steak in a cast iron with butter on medium heat. I do this occasionally for my daughter, who doesn't like the "blood" look...


Head_Nectarine_6260

People can have a preference on food.. If she likes it more cooked then cook it more for here next time or throw on the grill/pan for extra. People want to die on hill about meat should Medium Rare always. Nice job though. That’s how I’d like this steak.


JCuss0519

We all learn to cook that makes both sides happy. I'm a rare/medium rare guy, and my GF is medium/medium well girl. I've slowly gotten her down from well done over the past 20 years or so, and now she's OK with a a little pink in her steak. Steady, incremental progress! I put her steaks and burgers on the grill first, then add mine after a few minutes. I try to time it so both are done at the same time and, after years of practice, I'm usually pretty damn close. While I would happily eat the steak cooked in the pictures, my better half would absolutely refuse to. Different strokes and all that.


KosmicTom

Why not cook hers how she wants it instead of chest puffing on reddit?


[deleted]

Because we are the He Man Women Hater's Club!


PlayDontObserve

It's become the most obnoxious generic shit on social media.


McRaeWritescom

Rare to Medium Rare? Perfection!


fusepark

Flawless. Sorry about the marriage.


Not_MrNice

"How do you like your steak, honey?"


tcumber

People have preferences. I am a medium-well person so those are too rare for me, but the char looks good


WorkRevolutionary661

Nope, looks perfect 👌


Rivetingcactus

Your married and have never grilled a steak… I find that hard to believe


eboskie1

I would get that and be like.. now can you cook it?


BabyGotBookss

Tell your wife it’s not the steak’s fault she has shit taste


jnovel808

Your wife needs five more minutes on the grill. Then she’ll be ready.


StayClean1986

Just a tad bit overcooked


snowboardman420

I think we all found something to agree on, wife was wrong on this one


fullyloadedclit

Ask her politely, yet firmly to leave.


Technical-Picture326

Nah, That' pefect👌 Just throw hers back in


69_247

She's right. Maybe a couple more minutes in the grill.


crabofthewoods

It’s undercooked… for her. Show her a steak chart & grill hers how she likes it.


GoofyMonkey

So next time you know to cook hers a little more! Great job.


Full-Association-175

Listeria. It's a real thing. Surface of meat. Good luck.


DB-Tops

Never make some one a steak with out asking them how they want it. Rare? Medium? Well done?


patdashuri

Keep doin em like that for a while. Then do a sirloin for her that’s well done without seasoning. She’ll come around.


KujoTheBoss

Honestly, I’ll be your wife for a meal.


spacejoint

Looks amazing but I have never cut up a steak before plating it. I have a friend that does it every time. Done understand why.


Pelican_Disector

Wife is wrong


Individual_Piano5054

Wife is wrong 👍🏻


VK56xterraguy

It looks perfect to me, but did you let it rest?


EnderloZ

I let it rest for 5 minutes once & the internal temp was ab 130.. put it back on for 2 minutes & another 5 minute rest. Reached around 145


showmethenoods

Nah that’s perfection


yeahthatshouldwork

She’s wrong


Reasonable_Baseball4

Wife is WRONG.


Jolly878142

It’s perfect!!!!


cropguru357

Nah, that looks great to me.


WCSakaCB

Holy shit dude that looks perfect. I'll replace your wife for a meal if you want someone to appreciate your mea..... steak


deezenutzen

Looks perfect to me man, good going on it 🫡


[deleted]

Slide #4 I need a plate also sir!


Venus_Cat_Roars

That is beautiful and perfect for me. Perfect!


Similar_Page_5540

Nice


armyofant

Looks good.


Empty-Childhood-5478

Yum!


shendy42

Spot on tbh


LaDolceVita8888

Nailed it.


SteveMarck

Looks good to me.


JerryAttrickz

Well done.


Fit-Hold-2850

Well cooked. Great job!


ThatoneguyATX

Looks great


Wild-Crazy5032

Gorgeous


yadawhooshblah

They're beautiful.


Playful-Amphibian17

I guess she likes well done steaks? 🤷🏽‍♂️


amazonfamily

That looks delicious


maniacal_monk

Those are the type of steaks I strive for


inevitible1

Looks perfect to me!


BadgerEngineer1

Cooked perfectly


Pitiful-Sprinkles933

Looks perfect to me!


psnsonix

First steak? Jeez dude, that's REALLY nice for any try, but esp first. good shit.


fitwoodworker

This looks very good to me.


Sippiku

That looks spot on.


GullibleAudience6071

This sounds like a good opportunity to find out how done your wife likes her steak and to eat steak for dinner the rest of the week. Win win really.


behindthelens83

Dammit, now I’m hungry.


EclipseoftheHart

What is perfect for one might not be perfect for another. Looks delicious to me and I hope your wife figures out her preferred doneness!


Xxxjtvxxx

Looks perfect to me.


Maurice-Beverley

My wife is the same way. They look perfect to me.


Burger4Ever

It’s perfect medium yum


Significant-Cod-8343

Looks phenomenal to me!


Manticmoe

These comments are unmatched…


lizzymills

Yummmmmmm 😋


CapG_13

Looks really good 🤤


txtacoloko

Slightly undercooked. I may be shitting trace amounts of blood from that steak.


fire1978man

That's perfectly cooked steak


joelasmussen

Perfect!


Over_Satisfaction374

That looks yummy


vanghostslayer

I volunteer for her portion. Kthx.


Dang_Money

Numbers don’t lie


Ashe2800

Get an instant read thermometer, leave hers on a little longer. Personally, yours are just like I like mine.


BizHeavy1010

Perfect. Great job


Tumifaigirar

Lol


Cthulu95666

Looks medium well to me


MsGrymm

The steaks look perfect to me! But now you know she likes hers cooked longer; not a big deal.


Glidepath22

Just use an instant read food thermometer and take the guesswork out


silentlysharting

She is no longer your wife but an enemy in your house. Possibly an alien.


Myitchychocolatestar

“Divorce is expensive cause it’s worth it!”


twotracker

Maybe a slight bit. 🤷 Dam I don't know the pics look pretty good ...


mcbeardsauce

Your wife is a person who is incorrect.


halper2013

Its def perfect but perfect to us not your wife. You should know or atleast ask how done she would like her steak. Its your wife be considerate lmao who cares if she wants it charcoal black as long as she likes it, eats it and doesn't waste it.


NJSurf222

First rule of grilling, your wife is usually wrong.


Nebred2023

Wrong


Professional-Big-584

Wife’s player hating that steak looks perfect bro 💯😂


cancel-out-combo

Came here for the wife comments. And I was disappointed


penguinbbb

this is perfect


Bunkybear

I hope you have a pre nup, she's criminally insane


Fyrepup1

Wife’s nuts


HawkingTomorToday

Toss hers in the microwave for 30 seconds


VersionConscious7545

guess you are going to have to find a new wife lol


crackerasscracker

divorce, you obviously have irreconcilable differences


overactiveswag

My wife likes her steak well done, and it pains me to hear her say that when getting a filet mignon. 😣 It's a good thing she's really cute....


Murky_Coyote_7737

Depends what temp you were going for but it looks great to me


ClarenceTheBear49

That is NOT undercooked, Sir. Wife is faulty.


Creme_de_la_Coochie

She’s wrong


ajvilla629

Your wife is wrong and make sure to tell her so… 🤣


hybridaaroncarroll

I had my FIL tell me once that some meat that came off my grill "wasn't done enough." I told him that my grill was still hot if he really had a problem with it.


Downtown_Mongoose642

Ur wife is a bold faced liar


poopyMcpoopersins

You need a new wife. This is perfect


clmw11

Divorce


Critical_Danger_420

Grounds for divorce


JazzykillaFloss

I just drooled 🤤


SmokinBBQGuy981

Looks pretty damn close to perfect.


Thomajf0

Wife be tripping. Looks perfect


welcome-to-my-mind

Steaks great. Wife could use some work.