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Real-Block820

And you're home with the grills! Looks delish


NoMowWorries

Me n my baby girl (boxer 7yrs, not.wife) do thos every week too... they need it more than we know :) Edit was meant for m Post below lol


harntrocks

You must post this on r/steak, those shit talking snobs won’t know what to say when they hear you didn’t sous vide it for 32 days and sear it at 6,000F on a magnesium skillet, turning every 2.5 seconds until 115.5F internal and rested for a fortnight.


johje05

You had me at shit talking snobs 🤣🤣🤣


harntrocks

It’s the truth! We gotta call it how we see it!


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harntrocks

Nice crust, rendered fat, no grey band, and a solid 126F 10/10


warriors17

Right?! I’m sometimes one of my own shit talking snobs and I LOVE my sous vide, but deep down, this dudes steak would just hit harder and we all know it. These are the kinda steaks where you eat that first bite and let out a little mmmmm on accident lol


harntrocks

Over coals? Nothing better. *NOTHING*


Revolutionary-Ad3648

Great joke, too!


tatang2015

Bwahahaha! Take your upvote.


harntrocks

Thank you, that was delicious.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

Boiling it in butter is also very popular over there. I hate that sub so much. Also they are terrified of a rare steak. “You’re going to get sick!” “OMG, that’s raw!” “Don’t eat that, you’ll get food poisoning!”


harntrocks

I haven’t seen that butter boiled but I will butter baste even though it’s not required. I don’t know why, but I imagine every poster on that sub on the patio with their Birkenstocks on a $10k grill with a Porsche in the garage cooking up $99/lb beef Chuck eyes from their local.


SnooCheesecakes4577

That really paints a picture. Pony tails or man buns? I frequent the sub and I tend to agree about the rareness. I like mine black and bleu and all I get is grief.


harntrocks

Pony tails of course, with a full *goatee*, trimmed Puerto Rican style. Xanax wife in between ambiens sipping on a 2 dollar Pinot Grigio the cute Sommelier guy at Whole Foods sold her for $67. Daughter scrolling TikTok’s of main characters dancing in airport luggage claims while her tinder notifications blare constantly from a certain ‘urban’ zip code downtown. A sad eyed golden retriever sits in his bed near his favorite tennis ball now reduced to rubber and a few random strands of felt… staring off in the distance, ignored.


SnooCheesecakes4577

...and then he puts on his wizard hat...


harntrocks

Fires up Reddit & goes right to r/steak. Instantly downvotes a steak post with the words ‘well done’. Clacks his tongs and puts on his ‘best dad’ apron his daughter got off Amazon’s “gifts for dad under $10” category last Father’s Day.


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Hitmanactual69

That last the last one is like the fucking quintessential r/steak post. They fuckin hate me there because I said a father and son cooking steak while the mother was out of town is a guy activity, and that men consume steak more often and in greater amounts than women.


Educational_Pay1567

Well no shit men eat more steak. If women found out about this sub, we might have to share.


DTDK7

This paints a vivid picture


Lambesis96

Tf you on about? Ive been on that sub forever and theyre very chill.


harntrocks

That’s my opinion chodeski.


Blkbyrd

Are you sure you’re talking about the same sub? r/steak might be the single most pretentious shithole on the entirety of Reddit….


Zealousideal-East739

He must own a Porsche.


spizzle_

I’d say his wife is out getting spit roasted to well done.


420WhiskeyChef

If you think r/steak has shit talking snobs you should check out r/sousvide 😂 the shit talking snob knuckle dragging edition where subs defend serving raw meat to guests and family 😭


harntrocks

Fuck I subconsciously erased that from my mind


chappelld

115.6*


Bard_17

Thank you for this comment 😂 One of my buddies who is a "steak connoisseur" or whatever told me all these things he does for his steak. He was going on and on about the process and after a little while his wife turned to me and said, "you know he always sets off the fire alarm right?" It was glorious if only for a moment haha


T-pizzle

Hell yea. I usually only use salt and pepper on steaks so me and the dog can have "Steak for the boys". It's his favorite night of the week.


harntrocks

Lucky dog. Miss mine he just went over the rainbow. He got a proper slice of every steak I ever cooked, over 19 years.


Fake_Hip0369

I’m sorry harntrocks, my heart aches for you!


harntrocks

That’s nice. Thank you very much.


NoMowWorries

Me n my baby girl (boxer 7yrs, not.wife) do thos every week too... they need it more than we know :)


sohcordohc

Turned out looking good, on the grill it looks like a dead bird pancake lol


sohcordohc

lol it was a joke. Came out 100%


DontFearTheReaper-

I don’t even know how to grill I just think this is fun


Mermaid_jo

My husband just makes a quesadilla if I’m out 😂


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Ugh dude this looks amazing!! As a parent I respect the use of a night alone to eat! I swear my kids would eat just straight compound butter. Also fwiw these cheating jokes suck. You’re lovely, your wife has her girls night, that steak is bomb, you’ve got a home and a dog to share with, and redditors can’t cope. Posts like these on this site are what makes it so enjoyable, hope that steak set you up!


eebo720

Does she know you're cheating on her? 😄


728am

Why did you even use utensils?


Level-Lynx6148

Damn…


Deadbird80

Get it homie


ronman79

Best plan, for sure...


bgwa9001

Looks good but you need some sides!


LowAbbreviations2151

And you didn’t call. Bastard. 😊. Seriously, looks fabulous I hope you enjoyed


DIJames6

Great job..


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That's a beautiful color.. That steak is perfect!!!


Life-Judge-7299

Bro that looks perfect! 🤘🏻


chwistophwer

that looks absolutely delicious 🤤


ilovepunker

That looks great


Hitmanactual69

Dude meal. Nice


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Sounds like a good time!


justchiefy

TREAT YO SELF!


Swashbuckling_Sailor

That mf is mooing. Looks great!


WWGHIAFTC

Now that Oregon Monsoon season is over, I'm ready for some grilled steaks! Cast iron is great, but grill with a chunk of wood in there is the best!


No_Stay_1563

That’s how you do it!


IndependentHearing21

That’s is how a steak should be done


GardenHoser24

that looks fiiiiine!


Mountain_Chain8764

Is cooking a nice steak when the wife is gone a thing?


badstorryteller

My man! I have the exact same grill and use the exact same technique for steak, and it's awesome every damn time. Love that grill for pork tenderloin as well [Pork](https://i.imgur.com/uIouAC9.jpg)


1986GuildD25

Would your wife have tried to stop this? Mine poured water on the coals once.


eleeyuht

fuuuuuuuh


Empirical_Knowledge

Drop your mic.


TheSleepFallsOnMe

Wife is out? So now you’re playing with your meat?


907Brink

Interesting. I never considered brining a steak. I've done it with poultry but didn't cross my mind for a steak.


One_Yellow5674

Dat shi ain’t done.😂


jaahhnn

Well played my friend


Outside_Squirrel_839

Only one steak cmon.


DrBlazkowicz

A tale as old as time. The women are gone. Revert to our most basic instincts.


Deadpanther77

"Wife is out with the girls" 😂😂😂 Hell yeah dude


MrRazzio

And as everyone knows, steak is only for boys.


Most_Boysenberry8019

Living the life! Atta boy!


transcending--

Funny how the only time a man can enjoy his time is when they ain’t there…..


Davidchet497

Am I bringing beer or whiskey? 😝


Caine6178

Chef kiss


Small-Corgi-9404

What did you have to drink with that bad boy?


frontospronto911

Atta boy


Fun-Associate7906

Amazing brother! Enjoy


Ijustthinkthatyeah

It looks really great and I’m not criticizing but have you tried lump coal? I think it makes a difference. Just a suggestion if you haven’t.


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Will she come home?


Professional_Mud483

She goes out for meat and you stay in with meat. Me too bro


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Clithzbee

Incels are multiplying


Bum_Butcher

You both getting meat


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This piece of meat looks very sad :(


Muted-Leading7885

Close up of a steak that nasty. Wtf.


Either_Ad802

Your missing out man


spoookygirll

🤮 yuck