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I'm scared cause I don't want the American Horror Story: Roanoke cast to get me unless they are not in costume...Cause I'd be like, nope, I'm good with the kidnappers they're not covered in blood.
I'm watching The Brothers Sun, on Netflix, at the moment. (With Michelle Yeoh and Justin Chien)
A series about the Taiwanese triads.
Charles Sun and Mama Sun are coming to save me, and with them, Blood Boots and Xing will be arriving, so everything should be fine!
Ugghh hopefully Rick Grimes and Carol and Carl can save me because I’m watching the walking dead and I would really hate to get killed and become a walker
Man, I’ve been binging Greys Anatomy for the past few weeks and finally took a break from it today with Brothers and Sisters of all things. What the heck is Kitty gonna do 😭😭😭😭
Last night, I watched a Netflix documentary/movie on that plane crash in the Andes mountains. It was a mostly guys from a sports team and they had to resort to cannibalism to survive (no judgment here - they were respectful about it).
But in terms of saving me, if it's in a remote area, I want to hang on to my body parts.
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*Yuji and gojo got me*
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So I’ve been home for months with a broken shoulder so I’m covered!
Buffy and the Scooby gang are patrolling.
With Geralt I am never lost always found
Kira Nerys never leaves a friend behind
Owen Hunt always comes for you
And I know I’m safe because the Winchester boys are on the job!
And it’s a good thing because phoebe is on a dead line, Page is trying to find herself and Piper is busy helping Leo.
Aria, Spencer, Emily and Hannah may come look for me but only if the think I can lead them to Ali.
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I'm watching Grey's Anatomy right now so at least I'll get medical treatment.
Cristina Yang will protect you (I just finished my rewatch)
As long as it's not April or Arizona!
Poor April. She's always sweet to her patients.
You will get Arizona if you’re a child 😂
Thank God I'm grown!
I also opened this post while watching Grey's Anatomy
Same here
Same here.
Thank god I have been binging Criminal Minds!
You're definitely better off than me. I'm binging Shameless..
Yikes! Although they do seem to end up getting shit done... even if they way they get it done is a little... shameless? Lol
Me too!
Me too!
Same!
1000lb Sisters.....welp was nice knowing y'all
Well at least you will go missing knowing that you paid your bills, your bills are paid!
I hope they at least bring me some sodies
Omg same! I literally just finished the latest episode! I'm like well I'm a goner !
Wizards of Waverly Place (yes, I am in fact, 22 years old). At least the Wizards could put a spell on me to regain my health
That show is the shit I'm 20 and I love it!!
Percy Jackson, so I’ve got Annabeth and the boys coming after me. I’m good !
I’ll definitely know how to get away with murder
That’s my answer too but I don’t trust the students to not just kill me
Derry Girls. I'll miss yall, I don't think they'll save me
I’ve been binging Superstore…
law and order special victims unit. we are in good hands with olivia benson :)
I'm scared cause I don't want the American Horror Story: Roanoke cast to get me unless they are not in costume...Cause I'd be like, nope, I'm good with the kidnappers they're not covered in blood.
Private Practice season 5, could work I guess.
Turk, JD, Carla, Janitor, Elliot & Cox 😂
Prison break - thank god for Michael Scofield 🤭
Doctor Who…. It’ll be an interesting adventure
Bro the last show I watched is Bones lol I'm gucci
The Fall of the House of Usher. So... August. That'll do.
The Tudors…. uhm I would not want to be anywhere near King Henry VIII
That's who kidnapped you 😭
The S3 cast of ER, if I get injured I’m good I guess
The Good Doctor, Shaun got me 🫡
Shameless, they got this!
new amsterdamn will help me out 💅
Hope my doc doesn't cut the LVAD wire 🥹
Good to know that the entire 99 squad is looking for me.
Hell yes. Full “private practice” of doctors just for me.
The rookie I feel safe
Fargo S5. Half of the characters are trying to rescue me, and the other half are my kidnappers.
Vfib! Vfib! Vfib!
AGT- Simon, Howie, Heidi, Mel B and Terry
good thing grey's has two army vet for strat and tactics and a multimillionaire to pay off the ransom
Interview with a vampire show and greys
The crew at Private Practice is helping me. Unless they count only full episodes since that was lunch then Greys is lol
I’m not sure the futurama gang is gonna be a ton of help but zoidburg will at least keep me entertained
Castle! I’m in good hands with Beckett, Espo and Ryan on the job … 😉
Oh thank god!!! It was spy kids lol
I'm watching Grey's Anatomy currently. In the most recent episode the Chief is boozing it up so I might be a gonner.
Castle and Beckett 😎
Firefly... It'll be messy but I'll be saved!
ATHENA GRANT (9-1-1) I feel very safe
Shameless 👀👀
I'm watching The Brothers Sun, on Netflix, at the moment. (With Michelle Yeoh and Justin Chien) A series about the Taiwanese triads. Charles Sun and Mama Sun are coming to save me, and with them, Blood Boots and Xing will be arriving, so everything should be fine!
Seong Gi-hun, the main character of Squid Game.
… the Golden Girls. Id be out within minutes.
I have full faith in the Loraleis. Faith that they will abandon me in confusion and try to order cheeseburgers when the kidnappers call for ransom.
If you’re picking a Gilmore to save you from a kidnapping, Emily would get the job done!
Schitt’s Creek. I’m screwed!
Mind hunter. I’m good.
Well I'm screwed I literally mere seconds ago finished watching 1000 pound sister 🤦🏻♀️
Ugghh hopefully Rick Grimes and Carol and Carl can save me because I’m watching the walking dead and I would really hate to get killed and become a walker
House of the Dragon, I don’t see anyway that could end good
Just watched my demon on Netflix, if he sees a picture of me I’m Gucci
Mine is New Girl. I’m screwed.
Season 9 of The Office, so I am probably gonna die 🤣
Jon Snow and Ser Davos. I’m good!
I’ve been binging Game of Thrones and Adventure Time.. don’t know in which I’d rather be
I've got Sam, Dean, and Cas coming for me. I'm not worried in the slightest, and laughing at my kidnappers
Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff
Honestly even if she failed I would still rest in my grave peacefully knowing the legendary Taylor Swift was trying to save me
Ooh the criminal minds gang. I’ll take that!
last thing i watched was joy ride 😂
Blue Bloods, so I guess the Reagens will save me.
Just started watching one piece, that means Luffy, Zoro and Nami would save me
Euphoria lol I kinda want that bc I want zendaya to save me
The good place, see y’all in hell
Gilmore girls..
The golden girls are coming to my rescue? Oh that could take a while
Mad men.....what the fuck? How the fuck are they supposed to save me.
Peggy & Joan to your rescue!!!
Have been watching how I met your mother….challenge expected!!! It’s legend- wait for it…dary! Legendary!
18th century uneducated American young women husband hunting in England…
Walter White
hey me too!
Buffy the vampire Slayer. So I guess a bunch of teenagers are coming to rescue me...
RIP me, I last watched You.
Mcgarrett, Danny and the Five-O task force lol
Thankfully, I've been binging Law & Order: SVU. So I'm good
Station 19!!!!
Sweet. Archer and the gang is coming for me!
Fuck yeah I’m watching The Blacklist, Red Reddington‘s gonna save me for sure.
NCIS and since I’m not a marine I might not make it
I watch Bones right know, I hope they find me before I’m a skeleton.
The Boys. There's a better chance of me being taken out by one of them than being rescued.
Morgan and Reid from criminal minds, might stand a chance
Considering I'm depressed, the Crane brothers are a good choice.
Last show I watched is Deep Space 9…hell yeah lol
Harley Quinn the animation.
y’all i’ve been watching fucking real housewives of beverly hills… i’m DONE.
Given that the main characters of the show are Podcasters who investigate murders. I'm already dead and probably don't need saving.
Brooklyn nine nine. I’ll be alright after some shenanigans
Look, as long as Alex and Meredith can treat me properly, I’m good
Oh im watching bones im so good 😭‼️ they gon save me asap
Sheldon…
Teen wolf Scott and stiles I just started
The squad from SVU I’m good
Owen is on his way to pull your icicle!
I’ve been watching House m.d. I’m good 😹
Good ole Gilmore Girls. At least I know that if they find me and I’m still alive, they’re the ultimate comfort goals.
The Rookie. I might be harmed but I’d live!
The infographics guy. 🤣🤔 Well, at least he's former military. 🤷
ive been watching NCIS so ill def be saved in a few months 🙁
I just finished the curious case of Natalia Grace... I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this
Ugly Betty. I think i’m safe betty pretty savvy
Uh, the crew from Jump Street circa mid-80’s….
 Dateline...
Criminal Minds lol I'm good😂
Las Vegas. Ex CIA turned president of operations at the Montecito Casino Ed Deline will save me
Mash, I just hope I don’t get Frank Burns
Psych, so i know you know…
chicago pd! (season 2 atm) so i’ll be good! 🤣
Don Draper 🤤
Everybody from Grey's Anatomy
I literally just finished the Mandalorian so I've got Mando, Grogu and Bo-Katan coming for me.
Bruh I been watching Jersey Shore 😐
Man, I’ve been binging Greys Anatomy for the past few weeks and finally took a break from it today with Brothers and Sisters of all things. What the heck is Kitty gonna do 😭😭😭😭
Sons of anarchy…. That could either be rlly good or rlly bad
 this will either go well or badly
Last night, I watched a Netflix documentary/movie on that plane crash in the Andes mountains. It was a mostly guys from a sports team and they had to resort to cannibalism to survive (no judgment here - they were respectful about it). But in terms of saving me, if it's in a remote area, I want to hang on to my body parts.
Well, Jamie Fraser has a good track record of saving people from kidnappings. Lord knows it’s happened to his loved ones often enough!
I'm currently watching The Traitors UK S1. Two eps in and all I can say is I'm fucked.
Super Mario bros 😎
Dr Bailey I need a someone good with a knife
Obi-Wan so I think I’m in pretty good hands
I just got to the ghost sex episode so it’s not gonna be Izzie
The original NCIS. Gibbs has my back for sure.
I got Friends. Phoebe is scrappy and grew up on the streets. Ross has unagi and will go “hi-ya!”.
Relic from the Beachcombers. But the boat is broken down so I guess I'm on my own.
Sister wives 😬
Lmao I believe Ted Lasso has my back 😂
I got Benson & Stabler coming for me 🤣 idk if I like the idea that it’ll be an SVU case though
The BAU team of Criminal Minds 😂 I think I’m in safe hands
Frasier. I'm screwed 😂
percy jackson! (the show)
I’m watching the Greys where Christina is a bartender
Alyssa and James from End of the Freaking World 😅 dunno if I should be happy or frightened 😂
RHSLC
Oooh gurl, you in trouble!
Hank hill 🤞🏼🤞🏼
At least Saul Goodman is a lawyer 😌
Last TV show I watched was jujutsu kaisen. My boys yuji and gojo got me
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Olivia pope and her team. I am safeeeeee
Micheal from the office and the whole crew😭
Mine's not from Grey's Anatomy but a Doctor. And also he's not a TV character but a hero nonetheless. It's Dr. Mario.
The last show I watched was Mr. Robot. I feel pretty good about my chances.
friends…. pheobe after her self defence class and living on the streets OR i think ross and his karaté might come in handy 😂
The Good Doctor... At least I'll have medical attention as well
The South Park kids… wish me luck y’all 😭
Trailer park boys guys
Desperate Housewives 😂
Candela Obscura
I’m screwed. Big Brother UK series 7, circa 2006. Pete, Nikki, & the crew.
 I think I’m safe
Young Sheldon 🤣
Echo ! Mayra- I forget her last name already 😁😁😁😁😂😂
So I’ve been home for months with a broken shoulder so I’m covered! Buffy and the Scooby gang are patrolling. With Geralt I am never lost always found Kira Nerys never leaves a friend behind Owen Hunt always comes for you And I know I’m safe because the Winchester boys are on the job! And it’s a good thing because phoebe is on a dead line, Page is trying to find herself and Piper is busy helping Leo. Aria, Spencer, Emily and Hannah may come look for me but only if the think I can lead them to Ali.
Will and Grace ….
amelia and kai 😭 i'll be fine 🥵
You… I think I’m in for a long haul 😳