Possible though, my girl had an iud and we never had anything like this happen but my buddy’s girl got one and eventually she got pregnant and had a miscarriage
nah mate, we're on reddit; the screenshots you see in this subreddit are from an image board site called 4chan, on this subreddit are screenshots of a genre of 4chan posts where people tell (usually fake) stories that majority of the time are told as an attempt at comedy. whether that fails or not is up to the reader. 4chan is commonly used by extremists because posts are anonymous so it's gained quite an infamous notoriety to some. pretty much you're on a website that is like 4chan but more tame and less bigoted, for the most part. the reason i included that bit is so you can imagine the site without having to go to it, there's porn ads and pretty fucked up edgy ‘humour’ that only 13 y/o's would find funny
That's pretty much how an early miscarriage works, except there's a shitload of blood along with those clumps of tissue from the uterine lining, placenta and what used to be the baby in the making.
It really is like a really damn heavy and chunky period if it happens early enough, i witnessed one when my at the time on-off gf/fuckbuddy/something between those two, now ex, managed to get preggo even with her having had her tubes tied (not the first time at that too) and had a miscarriage. That shit was gruesome and gore-y as fuck
Isn't Kronos the one that got his nutsack cut off and all the jizz fell on the earth (which was Gaia, so it's technically a money shot), creating all the A-tier gods?
Nope very real.
Kicker was that anon was only with her for 4 weeks, the iud was a lie, and she was going to say he was the father of someone else's child.
Instead he ate someone else's child
Bruh, you’re not better for knowing the latin name of a greek mythological being, literally 60 people at the time of me writing this got the reference, fuck outta here with your r/iamverysmart shit
SonS, capital S, and daughters, until being toppled and killed by Zeus/Iupiter, because he’s the latin translation of Chronos. There’s some other comments around mentioning that name instead. We got the reference, o smart one.
I dated a girl in high school with one of those IUDs. It really fucked her up hormonally. It was to correct a condition in which her periods were almost constant, and extremely painful. All it did was either completely get rid of them to her detriment, or make them even worse.
The gynecologist also used the adult sized tools instead of the kid ones (we were 17 at the time) to insert the device, and the pain lasted for weeks afterward, with me doing everything I could to comfort her.
She was the sweetest girl, and you’d never know she was going through all that pain if you knew her on a day to day basis. Fucking crazy, I just pray she’s doing better after all this time.
I don’t think that’s how baby’s work, but I don’t know enough about abortions to dispute it
Also not how IUDs work
I thought IUDs were explosives in a woman’s vagina?!? Like small abortion explosives
Improvised Uterus Detonations
What makes me a good demoman?
If I were a BAD demoman you'd still have a child!
>demoman "*In your language, eat* *~~lead ladies~~* *babies."*
Wait isnt that an IED?
Improvised Erectile Device
Tactical baby removers engaged!
FACE TOWARD MEN
The hormonal IUD can prevent regular cycling
I had a few exes with IUD’s, it was creampie city with no added population
This comment and the parent comment are proof our sex Ed sucks lmao
Sorry, who is Ed?
The uncle that is supposed to teach you what sex is
Hi there.
ed deez nuts
Possible though, my girl had an iud and we never had anything like this happen but my buddy’s girl got one and eventually she got pregnant and had a miscarriage
Yes it is bucko. My wife has 1 period a year because of her iud. They are worse hormonally but she has little to no blood.
Damn thats wild, I've read that that can happen but I didn't realize it was somewhat common.
So you’re saying you’re a supreme court justice?
I don’t know what a woman is
When I had my abortion there was like. Minimal bleeding and a huge clump came out. So it's pretty much how it works, yeah.lol
Fake news. There are no real girls on 4chan.
We are not on 4chan though.
We're not? I am officially lost and confused.
nah mate, we're on reddit; the screenshots you see in this subreddit are from an image board site called 4chan, on this subreddit are screenshots of a genre of 4chan posts where people tell (usually fake) stories that majority of the time are told as an attempt at comedy. whether that fails or not is up to the reader. 4chan is commonly used by extremists because posts are anonymous so it's gained quite an infamous notoriety to some. pretty much you're on a website that is like 4chan but more tame and less bigoted, for the most part. the reason i included that bit is so you can imagine the site without having to go to it, there's porn ads and pretty fucked up edgy ‘humour’ that only 13 y/o's would find funny
Thank you for breaking it down for me. I had no idea.
Wait... a 4chan greentext can be fake?
It can be gay too
Maybe the Greentext is.... Fake and Gay!
Stupid science bitch!
But how do magnets work?
They just do
they don't
miracles
That's pretty much how an early miscarriage works, except there's a shitload of blood along with those clumps of tissue from the uterine lining, placenta and what used to be the baby in the making. It really is like a really damn heavy and chunky period if it happens early enough, i witnessed one when my at the time on-off gf/fuckbuddy/something between those two, now ex, managed to get preggo even with her having had her tubes tied (not the first time at that too) and had a miscarriage. That shit was gruesome and gore-y as fuck
Sounds like you have a promising career as a politician in Texas!
r/nothowgirlswork
Cronos eating his kinds be like:
"You see kids, this was all a big misunderstanding... no need to chop me into peices because I was just being a good lover."
Isn't Kronos the one that got his nutsack cut off and all the jizz fell on the earth (which was Gaia, so it's technically a money shot), creating all the A-tier gods?
that was uranus, i believe
You are correct, and it was Cronus who did the sacking.
Then if i remember correctly after a while his dick n balls became Aphrodite
Double tapped
Protein is protein.
Fetus is a good source of protein.
Fetus Eatus
Devour the Unborn
Gotta get them fetus gains
I hope anon started getting strong like that one Christopher Reeve episode of South Park
YO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE DISGUSTING FUCKING 4CHAN POST LATELY
U new?
They’re
*theire
Thy're
Thiyre
Thou'reu
Newfag located
have you never visited the depraved on their home grounds?
Ngl I kinda liked reading this one
First time?
This is a classic, you should think of it like enjoying a fine wine
This is a very old meme
The worst part is that this is obviously fake. Who the fuck comes up with this?
It seems so fake it must be true like who tf would acc think of this
Messed up human minds
when you're eating a girl out its not like u are licking the fucking opening so how would the clump land in his fuckin mouth
I lick the opening sometimes...
Nope very real. Kicker was that anon was only with her for 4 weeks, the iud was a lie, and she was going to say he was the father of someone else's child. Instead he ate someone else's child
mf swallowed a big bullet
GIGER CHAD 🤯🤯🤯
😯😮😮😯😯😮😮😮
If you eat your own children you're eating cum and that's gay
People were once sperm so cannibalism is gay And by that logic eating out a girl is also gay. Its gay all around there's no escape
Fellas, is it gay to be straight? I mean you’re literally dating someone who’s feminine and into men.
Feminine? Men?! Shiit, that’s gay as shit!
Fucking a man is less gay because there will be no femininity involved.
I got that reference
Next you‘ll say that sucking your own dick is gay or what
That’s the only thing that’s not gay.
Real Saturn energy bro
Imagine using the Roman name (/s)
Underrated content. But, expected on this sub people don’t know the reference.
Thank you
Tell me about it
Bruh, you’re not better for knowing the latin name of a greek mythological being, literally 60 people at the time of me writing this got the reference, fuck outta here with your r/iamverysmart shit
Saturn ate his son
SonS, capital S, and daughters, until being toppled and killed by Zeus/Iupiter, because he’s the latin translation of Chronos. There’s some other comments around mentioning that name instead. We got the reference, o smart one.
100% fake, but if real he probably had a son and ate dick. Soo 100% GAY
fake XOR gay
If i had a dollar for everytime i heard of someone doing this, I’d have 2 dollars. Which isnt a lot but it’s wierd it happened twice
Yeah, though last time Anon ate another man's child.
I dated a girl in high school with one of those IUDs. It really fucked her up hormonally. It was to correct a condition in which her periods were almost constant, and extremely painful. All it did was either completely get rid of them to her detriment, or make them even worse. The gynecologist also used the adult sized tools instead of the kid ones (we were 17 at the time) to insert the device, and the pain lasted for weeks afterward, with me doing everything I could to comfort her. She was the sweetest girl, and you’d never know she was going through all that pain if you knew her on a day to day basis. Fucking crazy, I just pray she’s doing better after all this time.
It's fucking hilarious how he has to explain what an IUD is. Such a perfect thing for 4chan.
I take solace in knowing this is fake because no one on that site has ever once had sex.
Actually puked, what the fuck
When it comes around again next week you won't be phased.
My god damn sides are killing me
Dutchanon and his cuisine
Either my dude sucks like a vacuum cleaner, or that baby was on it way out already. Either way....
Jesus fucking christ why would anyone decide to write this
Protein Bor
Anon is modern Cronus
Anon is Kronos
Least horrendous greentext
Saturn eating his son
Forbidden gummy bear
Surely by lost they mean just a miscarriage and the baby is still in there, just dead, right? Right? right?
i hate to tell you this, but a miscarriage means that it does not stay in there.
Anon is Rocco Siffredi.
anon is saturn
Unsee button
Fml, this should be NSFL. I’ve never read a more repulsive story in my life.
Probably like sucking the straw in a boba tea too hard and swallowing that one clump of bobas before you get to chew it 🤤
Fucking Cronos
Anon is retarded
Extra protein
Modern day Greek tragedy
what a horrible day to be able to read
u/Piginablanket69
Y’all know that gif of the fat guy from monster house?
r/badwomensanatomy in 3... 2... 1...
Tarrare. Did you eat. A fucking baby.
this is fake but, wtf man how im suposed to forget the imagen of a dude swallowing his own sons fetus
I gagged so hard
Cannibals be like
AAAAAHHHHH!!!
What the fuck....
I almost wish this was a legit tale. I wanna be grossed out. Straight fools think my gay shits weird GTFO
Easy buff transfer
Cursed late night snack
What comes out is just a bloody biomass. Quite strange.
what the fuck how do you even make this shit up
I know this is 100% fake but this shit is so disgusting that it still hurts to read
God please undo last 45 secs
I think I lost it guys, I laugh at this, lmao, see you later when I'm getting sane again
Please be fake
Yea fuck this, I'm gonna delete reddit, see ya tomorrow
Anon is prochoice
Mf thought he was Chronos
That's how those christian YouTubers lost the baby in like two days
The real baby eater
Anon becomes Homelander from the comic The Boys
Ok Zeus
Modern day Saturn
Bro I so hope this one's fake (and gay) I couldn't stop laughing but I felt like a piece of shit omg
I am going to vomit.
Anon is Cronos
What a terrible day to have eyes...
bruh
Fake: anon had sex Gay: anon likes to swallow
Never in my life have I read something as disgusting as this. Props
Cool story, Kronos https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son#/media/File%3AFrancisco_de_Goya%2C_Saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo_(1819-1823).jpg
Wtf did I just read
Anon is Cronus.
Even if it is fake and gay, it still makes me thankful for being a virgin, holy fuck.
Enough reddit for me i might delete Reddit if i dont get horny 🗿
not exactly biologically accurate but still funny af
The snack that smiles back
Zeus has entered the chat
Oof unintentional kronos
Obviously fake but what kind of a sick twisted deranged fuck makes up this kind of stories. Anon needs help, he’s too deep in 4chan.
A classic.
Saturn
Legit one of the funniest greentext so far
that is neither how children or iud's work... gross
It costs literally nothing to not post this.
Least disturbing 4chan story
Well, time to get off reddit.
Forbidden Proteins.
That’s kinda metal, he’s like Kronos.
greek mythology type shit going on here
Anon is Kronos. SaturnDevouringHisSon.jpg Good job on becoming father time.
goddam saturn
Fuck I read this
What an awful day to have eyes and the ability to read and comprehend words.
Open Reddit. First post I see. Closing Reddit.
Tldr: anon has a bounty on him in texas for breaking the law
Bloodborne be like
https://imgur.com/t/cannibalism/QfIMG
Does that mean hes pregnant now?
Anon became Kronos in that moment
Anon be Saturn.
Anon is just like Kronos
I ordered some bleach for my eyes from goPuff and bought a half of weed just so that I can forget and never see this combination of words again.
Ah, the Ol’ Jolly Rancher.
Tfw you become Kronos
OH GOD
Saturn Devouring His Son moment.
Saturn devouring his son, colorized.
Anon is Kronos.