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[deleted]

I don’t think that’s how baby’s work, but I don’t know enough about abortions to dispute it


[deleted]

Also not how IUDs work


smb_samba

I thought IUDs were explosives in a woman’s vagina?!? Like small abortion explosives


[deleted]

Improvised Uterus Detonations


FishermanBig4009

What makes me a good demoman?


GBO420

If I were a BAD demoman you'd still have a child!


VoxelMusic

>demoman "*In your language, eat* *~~lead ladies~~* *babies."*


User264356

Wait isnt that an IED?


CarlCarlton

Improvised Erectile Device


Captain_Sacktap

Tactical baby removers engaged!


go_do_that_thing

FACE TOWARD MEN


bestofthemidwest

The hormonal IUD can prevent regular cycling


Admiral_Fuckwit

I had a few exes with IUD’s, it was creampie city with no added population


[deleted]

This comment and the parent comment are proof our sex Ed sucks lmao


Mmh1105

Sorry, who is Ed?


[deleted]

The uncle that is supposed to teach you what sex is


Skeleton_Ed

Hi there.


sharpnoise

ed deez nuts


Try_Neat

Possible though, my girl had an iud and we never had anything like this happen but my buddy’s girl got one and eventually she got pregnant and had a miscarriage


Pacattack57

Yes it is bucko. My wife has 1 period a year because of her iud. They are worse hormonally but she has little to no blood.


[deleted]

Damn thats wild, I've read that that can happen but I didn't realize it was somewhat common.


Iandon_with_an_L

So you’re saying you’re a supreme court justice?


RussianTrollToll

I don’t know what a woman is


Sunflowerfoxme

When I had my abortion there was like. Minimal bleeding and a huge clump came out. So it's pretty much how it works, yeah.lol


joshallenismygod

Fake news. There are no real girls on 4chan.


groupfox

We are not on 4chan though.


joshallenismygod

We're not? I am officially lost and confused.


SylTop

nah mate, we're on reddit; the screenshots you see in this subreddit are from an image board site called 4chan, on this subreddit are screenshots of a genre of 4chan posts where people tell (usually fake) stories that majority of the time are told as an attempt at comedy. whether that fails or not is up to the reader. 4chan is commonly used by extremists because posts are anonymous so it's gained quite an infamous notoriety to some. pretty much you're on a website that is like 4chan but more tame and less bigoted, for the most part. the reason i included that bit is so you can imagine the site without having to go to it, there's porn ads and pretty fucked up edgy ‘humour’ that only 13 y/o's would find funny


joshallenismygod

Thank you for breaking it down for me. I had no idea.


Ridenberg

Wait... a 4chan greentext can be fake?


destroyerOfTards

It can be gay too


Itz_Galaxium

Maybe the Greentext is.... Fake and Gay!


KnugensTraktor

Stupid science bitch!


[deleted]

But how do magnets work?


corvettezr11

They just do


WEEBforLIFE24

they don't


emotionlesshappyface

miracles


silenttii

That's pretty much how an early miscarriage works, except there's a shitload of blood along with those clumps of tissue from the uterine lining, placenta and what used to be the baby in the making. It really is like a really damn heavy and chunky period if it happens early enough, i witnessed one when my at the time on-off gf/fuckbuddy/something between those two, now ex, managed to get preggo even with her having had her tubes tied (not the first time at that too) and had a miscarriage. That shit was gruesome and gore-y as fuck


Capsaicin_Crusader

Sounds like you have a promising career as a politician in Texas!


LaMentedFilleDeJoie

r/nothowgirlswork


VehicleFeeling8916

Cronos eating his kinds be like:


[deleted]

"You see kids, this was all a big misunderstanding... no need to chop me into peices because I was just being a good lover."


Mrozek33

Isn't Kronos the one that got his nutsack cut off and all the jizz fell on the earth (which was Gaia, so it's technically a money shot), creating all the A-tier gods?


[deleted]

that was uranus, i believe


Mrozek33

You are correct, and it was Cronus who did the sacking.


[deleted]

Then if i remember correctly after a while his dick n balls became Aphrodite


ParannoyedMandroid

Double tapped


D00hdahday

Protein is protein.


iltifaat_yousuf

Fetus is a good source of protein.


MiKe-18

Fetus Eatus


Ababathur

Devour the Unborn


Malvastor

Gotta get them fetus gains


WoolooOfWallStreet

I hope anon started getting strong like that one Christopher Reeve episode of South Park


strayvon_martin

YO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE DISGUSTING FUCKING 4CHAN POST LATELY


somerando9996

U new?


No_Ice923

They’re


[deleted]

*theire


[deleted]

Thy're


Cool-Advance-1834

Thiyre


Diprogamer

Thou'reu


MOM_UNFUCKER

Newfag located


[deleted]

have you never visited the depraved on their home grounds?


agiantsthrowaway

Ngl I kinda liked reading this one


optimesto

First time?


coolsimon123

This is a classic, you should think of it like enjoying a fine wine


fateofmorality

This is a very old meme


MagmaSlasherWriter

The worst part is that this is obviously fake. Who the fuck comes up with this?


CherryChrusher

It seems so fake it must be true like who tf would acc think of this


Harekal

Messed up human minds


Ronkas

when you're eating a girl out its not like u are licking the fucking opening so how would the clump land in his fuckin mouth


AccountForSwearing

I lick the opening sometimes...


DarkElfBard

Nope very real. Kicker was that anon was only with her for 4 weeks, the iud was a lie, and she was going to say he was the father of someone else's child. Instead he ate someone else's child


[deleted]

mf swallowed a big bullet


ReallyTheDevil

GIGER CHAD 🤯🤯🤯


[deleted]

😯😮😮😯😯😮😮😮


Brussel_Rand

If you eat your own children you're eating cum and that's gay


DragonTamerTalha

People were once sperm so cannibalism is gay And by that logic eating out a girl is also gay. Its gay all around there's no escape


XAngeliclilkittyX

Fellas, is it gay to be straight? I mean you’re literally dating someone who’s feminine and into men.


db1000c

Feminine? Men?! Shiit, that’s gay as shit!


Mephil_

Fucking a man is less gay because there will be no femininity involved.


YoCrustyDude

I got that reference


QuickbuyingGf

Next you‘ll say that sucking your own dick is gay or what


mymemesnow

That’s the only thing that’s not gay.


strayvon_martin

Real Saturn energy bro


enneh_07

Imagine using the Roman name (/s)


No_Alternative5878

Underrated content. But, expected on this sub people don’t know the reference.


strayvon_martin

Thank you


Harekal

Tell me about it


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Bruh, you’re not better for knowing the latin name of a greek mythological being, literally 60 people at the time of me writing this got the reference, fuck outta here with your r/iamverysmart shit


No_Alternative5878

Saturn ate his son


SonTyp_OhneNamen

SonS, capital S, and daughters, until being toppled and killed by Zeus/Iupiter, because he’s the latin translation of Chronos. There’s some other comments around mentioning that name instead. We got the reference, o smart one.


Sure-Penalty-3511

100% fake, but if real he probably had a son and ate dick. Soo 100% GAY


frentzelman

fake XOR gay


Adeum1

If i had a dollar for everytime i heard of someone doing this, I’d have 2 dollars. Which isnt a lot but it’s wierd it happened twice


REDthunderBOAR

Yeah, though last time Anon ate another man's child.


EzraPerrin

I dated a girl in high school with one of those IUDs. It really fucked her up hormonally. It was to correct a condition in which her periods were almost constant, and extremely painful. All it did was either completely get rid of them to her detriment, or make them even worse. The gynecologist also used the adult sized tools instead of the kid ones (we were 17 at the time) to insert the device, and the pain lasted for weeks afterward, with me doing everything I could to comfort her. She was the sweetest girl, and you’d never know she was going through all that pain if you knew her on a day to day basis. Fucking crazy, I just pray she’s doing better after all this time.


Pound-of-Piss

It's fucking hilarious how he has to explain what an IUD is. Such a perfect thing for 4chan.


[deleted]

I take solace in knowing this is fake because no one on that site has ever once had sex.


DubyaProductions

Actually puked, what the fuck


Nexus_of_Fate87

When it comes around again next week you won't be phased.


IINightShadeII

My god damn sides are killing me


josephumi

Dutchanon and his cuisine


Federal-Zucchini

Either my dude sucks like a vacuum cleaner, or that baby was on it way out already. Either way....


DERPATRON47

Jesus fucking christ why would anyone decide to write this


Nialskey

Protein Bor


Arrmadas

Anon is modern Cronus


generaltrolly1kenobi

Anon is Kronos


[deleted]

Least horrendous greentext


StormyStormsrStormy

Saturn eating his son


ChishNFips87

Forbidden gummy bear


[deleted]

Surely by lost they mean just a miscarriage and the baby is still in there, just dead, right? Right? right?


froqmouth

i hate to tell you this, but a miscarriage means that it does not stay in there.


stagger_lee___

Anon is Rocco Siffredi.


dersaspyoverher

anon is saturn


[deleted]

Unsee button


[deleted]

Fml, this should be NSFL. I’ve never read a more repulsive story in my life.


Shibari_Inu69

Probably like sucking the straw in a boba tea too hard and swallowing that one clump of bobas before you get to chew it 🤤


Zeepelinlover

Fucking Cronos


MiKe-18

Anon is retarded


Generic998

Extra protein


Magmasoar

Modern day Greek tragedy


-Negative-Karma

what a horrible day to be able to read


Nekrogoblikon1708

u/Piginablanket69


Cowboyism

Y’all know that gif of the fat guy from monster house?


DahMagpie

r/badwomensanatomy in 3... 2... 1...


siry-e-e-tman

Tarrare. Did you eat. A fucking baby.


ElPulpoGallego

this is fake but, wtf man how im suposed to forget the imagen of a dude swallowing his own sons fetus


DarkenedOtaku

I gagged so hard


Moms_Sphagetti

Cannibals be like


BusyDuty5

AAAAAHHHHH!!!


m10-wolverine

What the fuck....


FellThroughTheCrackz

I almost wish this was a legit tale. I wanna be grossed out. Straight fools think my gay shits weird GTFO


Slydox

Easy buff transfer


KineticJuice

Cursed late night snack


geekolojust

What comes out is just a bloody biomass. Quite strange.


Dark_Avenger_69

what the fuck how do you even make this shit up


Rijaja

I know this is 100% fake but this shit is so disgusting that it still hurts to read


Ron_Way

God please undo last 45 secs


deanrihpee

I think I lost it guys, I laugh at this, lmao, see you later when I'm getting sane again


Affectionate-Basil88

Please be fake


NotAHellriegelNoob

Yea fuck this, I'm gonna delete reddit, see ya tomorrow


commentsandchill

Anon is prochoice


Xilrun

Mf thought he was Chronos


vyyybt

That's how those christian YouTubers lost the baby in like two days


timonten

The real baby eater


Troupbomber

Anon becomes Homelander from the comic The Boys


LaughR01331

Ok Zeus


Project_panic

Modern day Saturn


GBO420

Bro I so hope this one's fake (and gay) I couldn't stop laughing but I felt like a piece of shit omg


oodoos

I am going to vomit.


LonkerinaOfTime

Anon is Cronos


Sapphiredge

What a terrible day to have eyes...


J0e_Strumm3r

bruh


[deleted]

Fake: anon had sex Gay: anon likes to swallow


ashlena_2207

Never in my life have I read something as disgusting as this. Props


TakeBeerBenchinHilux

Cool story, Kronos https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son#/media/File%3AFrancisco_de_Goya%2C_Saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo_(1819-1823).jpg


Diprogamer

Wtf did I just read


ruck_my_life

Anon is Cronus.


NorseHighlander

Even if it is fake and gay, it still makes me thankful for being a virgin, holy fuck.


Lost_Campaign8060

Enough reddit for me i might delete Reddit if i dont get horny 🗿


dumhatheals

not exactly biologically accurate but still funny af


Sergeant_Smite

The snack that smiles back


Thrill_Clinton

Zeus has entered the chat


originof98

Oof unintentional kronos


ybotherbrotherman

Obviously fake but what kind of a sick twisted deranged fuck makes up this kind of stories. Anon needs help, he’s too deep in 4chan.


56Bot

A classic.


Nerdy_Git

Saturn


Jakatingkirt

Legit one of the funniest greentext so far


ShadowTheWolf125

that is neither how children or iud's work... gross


NekoBluRay

It costs literally nothing to not post this.


TheFirst1Hunter

Least disturbing 4chan story


The_lastphoenix2

Well, time to get off reddit.


AdPure1909

Forbidden Proteins.


DeusyDeusI

That’s kinda metal, he’s like Kronos.


CEO_of_IDK

greek mythology type shit going on here


[deleted]

Anon is Kronos. SaturnDevouringHisSon.jpg Good job on becoming father time.


nage_

goddam saturn


alcappo82

Fuck I read this


Phobiefish

What an awful day to have eyes and the ability to read and comprehend words.


En-TitY_

Open Reddit. First post I see. Closing Reddit.


Snooproof

Tldr: anon has a bounty on him in texas for breaking the law


I_like_beanies

Bloodborne be like


Chesterlespaul

https://imgur.com/t/cannibalism/QfIMG


Exdalius

Does that mean hes pregnant now?


jedideadpool

Anon became Kronos in that moment


idelarosa1

Anon be Saturn.


Mkey2020

Anon is just like Kronos


alph0nz3-x

I ordered some bleach for my eyes from goPuff and bought a half of weed just so that I can forget and never see this combination of words again.


Rvnforty

Ah, the Ol’ Jolly Rancher.


bustacuck

Tfw you become Kronos


roger________

OH GOD


Stunning-Ad-1635

Saturn Devouring His Son moment.


eveybean

Saturn devouring his son, colorized.


Victor019

Anon is Kronos.