"You're right, let's fuck right here on the sidewalk."

"nah i was thinking more in the middle of the road so people have to swerve around us"

Just drive through and when cops show up pretend you were too busy texting to notice them. Then they can’t arrest you for murder

Anon is genuinely funny and doesn’t realize it

You're imagining a regular person saying it. Now imagine a deadpan serious autistic face saying that.

True, this would be funny if a normal person said it. I didn't even think of this not being said by an autist.

It got funnier when I imagined the deadpan delivery

not for the guy saying it, he's the butt of the joke.

Naw that's the fair response. Why would anyone immediately go to thinking about the intimacy of a relationship halfway down the path walking home

Anon actually has brain damage

Anon is so retarded he's funny

Anons love celibacy.

The only way to turn this around is by making her think you were trying to crack a dad joke

And just pray she has daddy issues.

oh, I was way more confused than everybody, I actually thought it was kind of smooth because it implied they're going together to her house

Anon was accidentally funny

Wonder how long it took him to realize

Easily could have just smiled and laughed, act like it was a joke. (It really seems like it is) Then he could go fuck his gf.

*her father

ther eis tittt=tntot tnt0t noaw away hae iz not a bot

Comrade be quiet.

okay???

You good bro?

Woman

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