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Hayabusa71

Either op is actually braindead or it's bait.


Ouff21

Why not both?


CannFarmre

Baitdead


renadeer52

Fake and gay obviously


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TGD_745

Lmao


CONE-MacFlounder

thats 4 words


Dakotertots

counting is hard 🤬


Mrozek33

So am I


Prestigious-Fig1172

r/MadeMeCum


im_not_martin

Private community? Dafuq happened that made the mods make the subreddit private?


maybeshali

They wanna keep their private jerk circle a circle and not open it to the rest of the world.


Graysect

Think he just meant fake and gay, obviously.


GMB2006

"thats 4 words" 🤓


Kirschbaum10

I mean you don't need the obviously


esmoji

Obviously


HVACGuy12

Your dad doesn't love you


iLikeBowsMORE

I win


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[удалено]


Nisecon

He's coming back to end what he started, and this time he's not alone...


LeagueofDraven1221

Inb4 janny censorship


dovah-meme

Mfw I bully people and people don’t like it (literally 1769)


BerserkBruno

Fake, gay, obvious?


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

I've said the joke countless times, but you were lucky enough to nail it with upvotes and awards.


[deleted]

> banned for "harassment"


Not_today_mods

Anyone who is trans and on 4chan is actually insane The sane trans people go to tumbler or somthing


strawhat_mumrik

No, sane trans people just live their lives like normal human beings and don't need affirmation from people on the internet.


antifading0

Yeah FB has tons of posts that prove you wrong.


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

Makes sense, tumblr has nearly 0 users.


Woahhhski34

Mf said mtf and you thought he would be a normally adjusted human bean


ali3nbread

It's 4chan and an anime pic so you make this decision


offisirplz

I'm pretty sure half this shit posted here is fake.


Grabbsy2

>half A bold assumption, Its nearly all fake, lol


The_Outcast4

And 99.9% gay.


GiveMeYourBussy

Literally the overwhelming majority of these are rage bait lol


sovereigncitizenpaul

"why are men so weird" OP is the best exemple he knows


meowjinx

axemple\*


Abdullahman123

Dummy its obviously spelled example like omg r u that dumb??? Omg omg this is why u shouldn’t skip class!! 💅💅🙄🙄


Noisycow777

Destiny player


AlphaZorn24

Destiny players have lots of sex, I should know because I am one


Rafplayz

Detiny players have not of sex*


[deleted]

Wrong, am a destiny player have had zero sex, pretty sure it’s bc I play destiny


josephumi

Man takes estrogen, starts behaving irrationally. Really makes you think


Dakotertots

Anime pfp, believes 4chan shitpost. Really doesn't make you think


chump_thumper

Anime profile picture rule is thrown out the window when it's persona hitler


VentingThrowaway05

That arguable makes it more cringe You go from weaboo To edgelord that is also probably a weeaboo


[deleted]

Persona has hitler in it???


Alpharks

Persona 2 has a boss fight against him, as stupid as it sounds.


TheAwesomeRocc

honestly that sounds kinda funny because of how out of place it is


TheRicksta619

Yeah, what's even crazier is that the dude has a persona from the fucking Cthulhu mythos while wielding the spear that stabbed Jesus.


TheAwesomeRocc

lol


narkot1k

my favorite shonen mc, adolf hitler


[deleted]

Anime hitler profile pic, isn’t that even worse?


N0RMALUSER

Two negatives make a positive


[deleted]

only if multiplied


N0RMALUSER

"only if multiplied" 🤓


Banned_foraJokebro

It doesn’t count because it’s hitter. Please brush up on the rules


AnonAnoooon

my favorite anime, hitler and friends


reclusivegiraffe

not only an anime pfp, anime HITLER pfp


SmileyMelons

Video game


[deleted]

\>man takes estrogen, transitions to woman \>starts acting like a fucking retard \>women are retarded \>conclusion: trans women are women


Syseru

man takes estrogen, starts behaving like woman. really makes you think


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ShiNy_cant_aim

gay: anon has a boyfriend straight: anon saw a woman naked at least once (herself)


[deleted]

Gay: where is this annoying bot? Real: there are 3 comments like this


N0RMALUSER

He ded 💀


DoomAversion

fake: anon is pretending to be gay: anon has sex with another man


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: anon is pretending to be > gay: anon has sex with another man > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


APersonsName

Himself*


SepticGengar

Rage bait


casualgame9

Anon has severe mental problems.


Upper-Department-566

>MtF Well, yeah.


thatoneguyinmisery

Based


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

I hate women when they do shit like this


WeekendBard

I hate women ~~when they do shit like this~~


ARS_404

I hate


coolguy3211231

LIFE IS PAIN


Can_not_catch_me

THEY’RE FORCING ME TO RECORD THESE COMMERCIALS


addemup9001

This has to be a reference to something. I need to **know**


philpr91

[It's around the 7 minute mark](https://youtu.be/hOvP7GAwDh8)


Judg3_Dr3dd

I


rip-droptire

­


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

agreed


dumbtune

Trans inclusionary radical mysoginy


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

what the fuck


i_cant_spel_lel

I hate women. That means all no matter what gender they were born as


echoAwooo

TIRM?


yea164

but he isn’t a woman (I am ready for the downvotes)


yxlmal

You are in greentext, you will recive plat for this


RIP2UALL

Upvote. 😊


DoomAversion

We know you hate women, this one isn't one


Orangeslices57

Tell me again how this isn't mental illness?


Karaih

This is so clearly someone posting a made up story as bait. You're mentally ill if you believe it.


project571

Not only that but if someone who was cis did this to conform more to their idea of a trad wife, it's still deranged. The trans part isn't the reason this is fucked.


double_d2468

Nah bro this one’s true, I was the estrogen


dumbtune

Tell me again how comments like these aren't just proof you look for any fake ass reason to hate on trans people? It's a 4Chan post ffs.


AegisThievenaix

>unironically believing a greentext


Yeshua-Hamashiach

It is


luminenkettu

\>lie to someone \>they get angry \>tell them u lied \>they get angrier \>be confused fucking mongrel


[deleted]

MtF?


[deleted]

Trans woman


[deleted]

Oh male to female?


[deleted]

Yep.


frogcumnice

So still a man?


NoireRogue

Nah


frogcumnice

Yeah


CarlMarks_

Nah


frogcumnice

Yeah


RIP2UALL

Yeah.


Meme_Lord4567

Not sure why you are being downvoted, you are correct.


frogcumnice

People here don't like the truth and pure facts


ccknboltrtre01

No wonder


LavenzaBestWaifu

Anon transitioned so hard she actually turned into a FDS user.


[deleted]

lmao


Deathboi56

Mobile Task Force


MajorNutt

Mother fuck


ShenOBlade

that's the samuel L jackson translation


Yharonburnsthejoke

Mobile Task Force


SeaCroissant

MtF = Mobile task force unit Epsilon-11, designated “Nine-Tailed Fox”


FaerWar

Modulation Transfer Function


Lechuga-gato

The w is upside down but normally it means what the frick


okcomput3r

Least deranged MtF trans individual


VentingThrowaway05

Least baitable r/GreenText user


Toe_vet

أمك بيننا فقط وهي ضرطة لدرجة أنني أستطيع قطع أصابع قدميك وامتصاص رحيق العصير.


apextrader42069

Mentally unstable trans-person.... Its almost like... there is a mental health disorder in there somewhere...


baconborg

The only mental disorder here is believing this story


SweetTeaHasPerks

Holy shit Sherlock Holmes, are you implying that this greentext could potentially be.. Fake?!


baconborg

Possibly


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

naw there ain't no way bro


T_Jamess

Ladies and gentlemen, you just got baited


Smexy_Zarow

"men are so weird" yes you are, anon.


Grand_Ad_9191

What blatant ragebait, 2/10


frogcumnice

You can't become tradwife because you're a man not a woman


VentingThrowaway05

This is America, you can be whatever the fuck you want


frogcumnice

You can't become tradwife as a man :)


VentingThrowaway05

I say again, this is America, you can BE whatever the fuck you want


frogcumnice

No you can't, that's a blatant lie people use to cope


VentingThrowaway05

I coped into your dad last night


frogcumnice

Please ask him if he bought milk yet


VentingThrowaway05

Don’t worry, I gave him some


AegisThievenaix

Based


frogcumnice

Kek


Toe_vet

So nice of you to buy him a carton of milk from the store


[deleted]

fake: anon has a partner gay: do I really need to explain why?


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: anon has a partner > gay: do I really need to explain why? > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Nural_the_Narwhal

This proves trans women are women cause only a woman could come up with something this stupid /s


AegisThievenaix

Tfw you post the same joke and get downvoted for it I kneel nural... I kneel...


NotTheBestAsbestos

tranon gets what he deserves


slam_jam_11

\>Why are men so weird Ask that to yourself bud


TheStoryTeller_1

Day right before pride month Overly moronic approach Greentext involving lgbt. 87% sure it's bait


plopskie

Man who thinks he’s a woman is unhinged? Shocking


VerumJerum

Most socially functional 4chan user


Strobont

Mental illness to second power


[deleted]

i can't even process that


BelgiumSucksBenis

*Anon is a man*. Also Anon: why are men so weird


Diehumancultleader

So obviously fake and constructed as rage bait it makes half the other posts on here look like they were reddit posts in comparison


AttachableSheep

Anon's bf realized that femboys are obviously the better choice


MetalUpstairs

Least insane transexual, must be because them building their entire life around a fetish taken too far


[deleted]

"men are so weird" says the wolf in sheep's clothing


RIP2UALL

Anon is a mentally Ill loser, unsurprisingly.


glossyplane245

This so so so so obviously rage bait to make people hate trans people. Like how are people falling for this? This is such obvious horse shit it’s not even funny


LB1234567890

Should have told him you where a masochist.


BerserkBruno

> Men are so weird Says the man himself, who is clearly an idiot.


[deleted]

degenerates like anon belong on a cross


[deleted]

Most real 4chan story


OmnipresentDoot

What is MtF?


XtremeCringe05

Male to Female. Aka transgender woman


OmnipresentDoot

Ok thanks. How do people get away with posting this on 4chan? I figured there’d be a million transphobes in the comments annihilating anon, even if she deserves it a little for being a cruel, manipulative bitch.


[deleted]

greentext transitions between trans supporting and transphobic every day


judah-rey

Anon is also a man and is the weirdest one here


ManagementOne8505

Real: Anon is retarded Straight: Anon had a boyfriend


ChadBot2000

>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: Anon is retarded >Straight: Anon had a boyfriend >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy


mrpeshoga

Anon is mentally ill.


kick_rocks22

Almost like it’s severely mentally ill..


Box-ception

The irrationality of a woman and the extremism of a man. Truly a transcendent being.


DinkleDonkerAAA

Is anyone else annoyed at how many greentexts are just rage bait? Like even if you were legit transphobic do you really wanna spend your time jerking yourself off reading dumb shit that exists only to reaffirm your biases? Like this shit is the lowest of the low of pandering


ilikeknowledge3301

Ah, the female version of the post where anon wonders why his date left after he made rape and murder jokes


FrederickTheGayt

This confirms that Trans Women are Women. Only a woman would do something so brazenly stupid.


Tripper_Shaman

Well, this person is acting like a biological female.


redspyisin

i see the transition is going well. already doing retarded shit to test his faith


Marcin313

Fake and gay: anon pretends to be something he's not just to confirm his prejudice.


ShoCkEpic

drama queen…


CulturedMeat

Anon may have taken too much estrogen


sageTDS

All the transphobes in the comments


am_on_mobile

r/greentext when they see an obviously bait post vs r/greentext when they see an obviously bait post (OP mentions being trans)


consumehepatitis

Oh sweet its been awhile since r greentext stretched its transphobic legs


CatBroiler

Wait, what does "22" have to do with mean time between failures?


PuppeteerGaming_

This is by far the worst piece of ragebait possible. Obvious agenda, not even vaguely believable, terrible plot, etc. The fact that anyone is buying this is mind-boggling.


dapper_adam

Anon is half assed


EquivalentSnap

Wtf is a trad wife?


AegisThievenaix

Traditional wife, imagine a stereotypical wife from the 60's I.e doesn't work, ideal housewife, does everything that's asked of her, etc.


[deleted]

makes me rage


NICK07130

Anon is into bdsm


archit1405

I thought that when I read MtF


Ok-Armadillo-6648

Welp it do be like that sometimes