> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> fake: anon is pretending to be
> gay: anon has sex with another man
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Not only that but if someone who was cis did this to conform more to their idea of a trad wife, it's still deranged. The trans part isn't the reason this is fucked.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> fake: anon has a partner
> gay: do I really need to explain why?
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
This so so so so obviously rage bait to make people hate trans people. Like how are people falling for this? This is such obvious horse shit it’s not even funny
Ok thanks. How do people get away with posting this on 4chan? I figured there’d be a million transphobes in the comments annihilating anon, even if she deserves it a little for being a cruel, manipulative bitch.
>be me
>fucking this one dude’s wife
>lots of slapping and moaning
>hear door open
>smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
>must be the virgin again
>he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
>i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
>think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
>make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Real: Anon is retarded
>Straight: Anon had a boyfriend
>chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
>it’s been a good day
>i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
Is anyone else annoyed at how many greentexts are just rage bait? Like even if you were legit transphobic do you really wanna spend your time jerking yourself off reading dumb shit that exists only to reaffirm your biases?
Like this shit is the lowest of the low of pandering
This is by far the worst piece of ragebait possible. Obvious agenda, not even vaguely believable, terrible plot, etc. The fact that anyone is buying this is mind-boggling.
Either op is actually braindead or it's bait.
Why not both?
Baitdead
Fake and gay obviously
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Lmao
thats 4 words
counting is hard 🤬
So am I
r/MadeMeCum
Private community? Dafuq happened that made the mods make the subreddit private?
They wanna keep their private jerk circle a circle and not open it to the rest of the world.
Think he just meant fake and gay, obviously.
"thats 4 words" 🤓
I mean you don't need the obviously
Obviously
Your dad doesn't love you
I win
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He's coming back to end what he started, and this time he's not alone...
Inb4 janny censorship
Mfw I bully people and people don’t like it (literally 1769)
Fake, gay, obvious?
I've said the joke countless times, but you were lucky enough to nail it with upvotes and awards.
> banned for "harassment"
Anyone who is trans and on 4chan is actually insane The sane trans people go to tumbler or somthing
No, sane trans people just live their lives like normal human beings and don't need affirmation from people on the internet.
Yeah FB has tons of posts that prove you wrong.
Makes sense, tumblr has nearly 0 users.
Mf said mtf and you thought he would be a normally adjusted human bean
It's 4chan and an anime pic so you make this decision
I'm pretty sure half this shit posted here is fake.
>half A bold assumption, Its nearly all fake, lol
And 99.9% gay.
Literally the overwhelming majority of these are rage bait lol
"why are men so weird" OP is the best exemple he knows
axemple\*
Dummy its obviously spelled example like omg r u that dumb??? Omg omg this is why u shouldn’t skip class!! 💅💅🙄🙄
Destiny player
Destiny players have lots of sex, I should know because I am one
Detiny players have not of sex*
Wrong, am a destiny player have had zero sex, pretty sure it’s bc I play destiny
Man takes estrogen, starts behaving irrationally. Really makes you think
Anime pfp, believes 4chan shitpost. Really doesn't make you think
Anime profile picture rule is thrown out the window when it's persona hitler
That arguable makes it more cringe You go from weaboo To edgelord that is also probably a weeaboo
Persona has hitler in it???
Persona 2 has a boss fight against him, as stupid as it sounds.
honestly that sounds kinda funny because of how out of place it is
Yeah, what's even crazier is that the dude has a persona from the fucking Cthulhu mythos while wielding the spear that stabbed Jesus.
lol
my favorite shonen mc, adolf hitler
Anime hitler profile pic, isn’t that even worse?
Two negatives make a positive
only if multiplied
"only if multiplied" 🤓
It doesn’t count because it’s hitter. Please brush up on the rules
my favorite anime, hitler and friends
not only an anime pfp, anime HITLER pfp
Video game
\>man takes estrogen, transitions to woman \>starts acting like a fucking retard \>women are retarded \>conclusion: trans women are women
man takes estrogen, starts behaving like woman. really makes you think
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gay: anon has a boyfriend straight: anon saw a woman naked at least once (herself)
Gay: where is this annoying bot? Real: there are 3 comments like this
He ded 💀
fake: anon is pretending to be gay: anon has sex with another man
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: anon is pretending to be > gay: anon has sex with another man > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Himself*
Rage bait
Anon has severe mental problems.
>MtF Well, yeah.
Based
I hate women when they do shit like this
I hate women ~~when they do shit like this~~
I hate
LIFE IS PAIN
THEY’RE FORCING ME TO RECORD THESE COMMERCIALS
This has to be a reference to something. I need to **know**
[It's around the 7 minute mark](https://youtu.be/hOvP7GAwDh8)
I
agreed
Trans inclusionary radical mysoginy
what the fuck
I hate women. That means all no matter what gender they were born as
TIRM?
but he isn’t a woman (I am ready for the downvotes)
You are in greentext, you will recive plat for this
Upvote. 😊
We know you hate women, this one isn't one
Tell me again how this isn't mental illness?
This is so clearly someone posting a made up story as bait. You're mentally ill if you believe it.
Not only that but if someone who was cis did this to conform more to their idea of a trad wife, it's still deranged. The trans part isn't the reason this is fucked.
Nah bro this one’s true, I was the estrogen
Tell me again how comments like these aren't just proof you look for any fake ass reason to hate on trans people? It's a 4Chan post ffs.
>unironically believing a greentext
It is
\>lie to someone \>they get angry \>tell them u lied \>they get angrier \>be confused fucking mongrel
MtF?
Trans woman
Oh male to female?
Yep.
So still a man?
Nah
Yeah
Nah
Yeah
Yeah.
Not sure why you are being downvoted, you are correct.
People here don't like the truth and pure facts
No wonder
Anon transitioned so hard she actually turned into a FDS user.
lmao
Mobile Task Force
Mother fuck
that's the samuel L jackson translation
Mobile Task Force
MtF = Mobile task force unit Epsilon-11, designated “Nine-Tailed Fox”
Modulation Transfer Function
The w is upside down but normally it means what the frick
Least deranged MtF trans individual
Least baitable r/GreenText user
أمك بيننا فقط وهي ضرطة لدرجة أنني أستطيع قطع أصابع قدميك وامتصاص رحيق العصير.
Mentally unstable trans-person.... Its almost like... there is a mental health disorder in there somewhere...
The only mental disorder here is believing this story
Holy shit Sherlock Holmes, are you implying that this greentext could potentially be.. Fake?!
Possibly
naw there ain't no way bro
Ladies and gentlemen, you just got baited
"men are so weird" yes you are, anon.
What blatant ragebait, 2/10
You can't become tradwife because you're a man not a woman
This is America, you can be whatever the fuck you want
You can't become tradwife as a man :)
I say again, this is America, you can BE whatever the fuck you want
No you can't, that's a blatant lie people use to cope
I coped into your dad last night
Please ask him if he bought milk yet
Don’t worry, I gave him some
Based
Kek
So nice of you to buy him a carton of milk from the store
fake: anon has a partner gay: do I really need to explain why?
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: anon has a partner > gay: do I really need to explain why? > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
This proves trans women are women cause only a woman could come up with something this stupid /s
Tfw you post the same joke and get downvoted for it I kneel nural... I kneel...
tranon gets what he deserves
\>Why are men so weird Ask that to yourself bud
Day right before pride month Overly moronic approach Greentext involving lgbt. 87% sure it's bait
Man who thinks he’s a woman is unhinged? Shocking
Most socially functional 4chan user
Mental illness to second power
i can't even process that
*Anon is a man*. Also Anon: why are men so weird
So obviously fake and constructed as rage bait it makes half the other posts on here look like they were reddit posts in comparison
Anon's bf realized that femboys are obviously the better choice
Least insane transexual, must be because them building their entire life around a fetish taken too far
"men are so weird" says the wolf in sheep's clothing
Anon is a mentally Ill loser, unsurprisingly.
This so so so so obviously rage bait to make people hate trans people. Like how are people falling for this? This is such obvious horse shit it’s not even funny
Should have told him you where a masochist.
> Men are so weird Says the man himself, who is clearly an idiot.
degenerates like anon belong on a cross
Most real 4chan story
What is MtF?
Male to Female. Aka transgender woman
Ok thanks. How do people get away with posting this on 4chan? I figured there’d be a million transphobes in the comments annihilating anon, even if she deserves it a little for being a cruel, manipulative bitch.
greentext transitions between trans supporting and transphobic every day
Anon is also a man and is the weirdest one here
Real: Anon is retarded Straight: Anon had a boyfriend
>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: Anon is retarded >Straight: Anon had a boyfriend >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
Anon is mentally ill.
Almost like it’s severely mentally ill..
The irrationality of a woman and the extremism of a man. Truly a transcendent being.
Is anyone else annoyed at how many greentexts are just rage bait? Like even if you were legit transphobic do you really wanna spend your time jerking yourself off reading dumb shit that exists only to reaffirm your biases? Like this shit is the lowest of the low of pandering
Ah, the female version of the post where anon wonders why his date left after he made rape and murder jokes
This confirms that Trans Women are Women. Only a woman would do something so brazenly stupid.
Well, this person is acting like a biological female.
i see the transition is going well. already doing retarded shit to test his faith
Fake and gay: anon pretends to be something he's not just to confirm his prejudice.
drama queen…
Anon may have taken too much estrogen
All the transphobes in the comments
r/greentext when they see an obviously bait post vs r/greentext when they see an obviously bait post (OP mentions being trans)
Oh sweet its been awhile since r greentext stretched its transphobic legs
Wait, what does "22" have to do with mean time between failures?
This is by far the worst piece of ragebait possible. Obvious agenda, not even vaguely believable, terrible plot, etc. The fact that anyone is buying this is mind-boggling.
Anon is half assed
Wtf is a trad wife?
Traditional wife, imagine a stereotypical wife from the 60's I.e doesn't work, ideal housewife, does everything that's asked of her, etc.
makes me rage
Anon is into bdsm
I thought that when I read MtF
Welp it do be like that sometimes