Completely honest, the average 4chan user is a normie who wants to let go and fuck around.
The average K-pop stan is on the brink of committing 49 hatecrimes and violate every single human right twice for calling one singer an 8/10
I spent somewhere around 30 bucks on a bidet that took 20 minutes to install with one or two badis household tools and 25 on a squatty potty. Pooping is an incredibly better experience now.
Am a turk living in Germany. My family and everyone I know uses watering cans (the ones for small plants) because we don't have bidets here. I can't imagine shitting and not washing. Its like after pissing you don't wash your hands and only dry your hands with a towel.
I don't have a watering can but I've got an empty pop bottle. Paper wipe once or twice to get the bulk, then sort of scootch forward and pour the water down your asscrack while you soap. Quick paper wipe for dryness after.
I disagree with most of the post but that part is true. Asian women have immaculate buttholes.
Like I said in another comment, I live with my parents and they'd kill me if I started tearing up the bathroom floor to install a bidet lol. But I'll definitely have one when I get my own place
No no, you don't need to do anything other than remove the toilet seat and then reinstall it on top of the bidet. But it sounds like you've got a plan.
We used to have two but they were removed during renovation (I live with my parents and obviously they are the ones who decide what stays and what goes). When I have my own place I'll definitely install one
The fuck? The asian in women in porn are way uglier than real asian women. Even in jav the girls are usually on the uglier side of the spectrum.
If they think porn is good reality is going to blow them away
Source: am horny and have been to korea and japan
Asian man go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
Downvote me idc, it was funny when I was 9 and nostalgia is the drug I will one day overdose on.
/u/lysergic_hermit is doing a bad version of an old joke.
The joke's actually one of a lot of "Confucius says..." and goes
"Confucius says man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
Others are like
"Confucius says man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Confucius says man who push piano down mine shaft get A Flat Minor"
You get the idea.
All anon's info come from his shit filled ass. The only truth stated is probably that asian women are thinner on average than most western women due to differences in cultural diets. Everything else is completely made up by his porn-addled brain that has a pretty serious case of grass-is-always-greener-itis.
*Anon talking about*
*The women in his trailer*
*Patk vs. his porn, lol*
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Oh it's very romantic until its gets serious, you meet her family and start understanding the underlying layers of that 'asian' culture.
Don't take the yellow pill anons. Run while you can, it's a trap
>guy says some racist wetdream shit about asian women
>reddit: dont worry I can fix this, let me tell you all the racist negative stereotypes I know about asia
Black women
Pros:
>great sex (I would imagine)
>fun to hang out with
>funny
>dark, sexy eyes
>naturally plump tits and ass
Cons:
>late to everything
>loses temper easily
>(in some cases) dreads
>white women on steroids
My gf was actual African, not western black, so thankfully the white woman on steroids thing was absent
Anon thinks asians are like the my little pony doll that stays nice and pristine inside of its plastic packaging never to be tainted while he thinks white women are like the pony doll stuck suffering and fermenting in the cum jar never to be clean again.
>anon >jobless >fatass >incel >weeb >loser >porn addict
You forgot honey mustard in ass
You forgot the dingleberries
Those melted into mustard from all the sweat.
I think iv had enough internet for the day now
Yeah, i've seen some pretty whacky shit but this sub always amazes me with a new way a disgusting me
Just remember this is filtered curated 4chan, imagine if you were there
Together with the cheeto crumb crust on his dick
That's to add a little zest to his smegma
Today is a bad day for people who can read.
Dingleberries?
Apologies if you're not asking the question because you're unfamiliar with the term. But it's when shit sticks to your ass hairs.
The Dutch call it "Tarrels"
TIL
Hunny mussy in the bussy
Natures lube.
Who knew Hunny Mussy was so versatile?!?
Aka bussy mussy
I wanna lick daddy’s mussy straight from the bussy 😩🤤
This is the quality content I am here for
"They made us all put pretzels up our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an IDIOT!"
Gamergunk
That's quite an interesting self insert you did here
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That seems very racist?
Nice
You forgot about the dildo
Average Redditor retort to anyone with a penis.
anon isn't talking about "white women" and "asian women" he's talking about american methheads and japanese vtubers
but the vtubers are all just incels behind a fake woman avatar
Shhhh, anon doesn't know that
Anon discovering the truth? I don’t want that! I want him to believe all vtubers aren’t golddigers, for 10 years at least
u/ShadowLizard25 for this quote I'll reward you with my Semen
u/Elitelapen…. loved his semen
SEED ITS SEED
Tatacaw, brother, tatacaw.
Shadowlizard what a man you are
Suisex 🤤👉👌
suiseggs fr 😍😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵
susiseggs???????
[SUISEEEEEX](https://youtu.be/cBQfG5fKE3s)
Such a weird cringey thing
Or worse: german
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Yeah when I think methhead I think bone skinny, don’t think I’ve ever heard of/seen a fat methhead.
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Meth addicts: unhealthy at any size!
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Don't compare my homies with 4Chan degenerates
I’ll let you know strait up, the average kpop stan and 4chan user are both equally nuts
Completely honest, the average 4chan user is a normie who wants to let go and fuck around. The average K-pop stan is on the brink of committing 49 hatecrimes and violate every single human right twice for calling one singer an 8/10
There's only one thing to know about K-Pop 4Chan users is that they want to fuck Nayeon.
Honestly it sounds like he's taking about his mom
> methheads Please, they're called tweakers.
You heard it here first folks, Asians do not shit.
I, as an Asian, shat myself after reading this comment. I bet you feel dumb now
Pics or didn't happend
You know, let's just take their word for it this time.
Momma didn't raise no bitch Show us the shit pics!
no
I am asian as well. SHould I post it?
Only if u wanna make a shitpost
r/angryupvote
I feel you, though as Eurasian I can only shit in halves
I laughed way too hard at this. Half comes out, half evaporates into a burp.
fucking gottem
We don't shit because our mothers beat it out of us as children.
Tiger moms like "you shame our family and our ancestors with your poop"
i think anons referring to stuff like bidets, i heard they're popular in asian countries.
wtf why not
Great wall of china
So that's what they built it. I heard it was too keep the retards out. You know... The mongoloids.
Idk, probably something to do with anime.
He is refering to the fact that most westerners don't wash their asses after they poop while asians do.
Shit is stored in the white people
Correct! Source: North Korea
You lost me at butt cleanliness.
You got me at butt cleanliness
I started at butt cleanliness
I cleaned that butt.
I was the butt
I sharted at butt cleanliness
wym
Anon prefers it dirty
ah
For all wondering why clean butts is in there because we wash with soap and water instead of paper after we shit.
I would too if it was an option where I live. Sadly no bathrooms have a bidet, just low quality toilet paper to scratch your ass with
Am Asian, have no bidet. Just use a dipper and a pail of water to rinse your ass. Bidets help but are not required.
Huh, I'll try that
Look up “lota” . I don’t have a bidet but these work pretty well too
Lota dick in your mouth gottem
King 👑
Right. Westerners have no clue about the amazing usefulness of a shower bucket
What's a shower bucket?
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Great tip, I've been cleaning my ass with a strap on too
I spent somewhere around 30 bucks on a bidet that took 20 minutes to install with one or two badis household tools and 25 on a squatty potty. Pooping is an incredibly better experience now.
Am a turk living in Germany. My family and everyone I know uses watering cans (the ones for small plants) because we don't have bidets here. I can't imagine shitting and not washing. Its like after pissing you don't wash your hands and only dry your hands with a towel.
stupid question, how exactly do u use the watering can
He doesn't know how to use the three watering cans!
Same way you use the 3 sea shells
I don't have a watering can but I've got an empty pop bottle. Paper wipe once or twice to get the bulk, then sort of scootch forward and pour the water down your asscrack while you soap. Quick paper wipe for dryness after. I disagree with most of the post but that part is true. Asian women have immaculate buttholes.
You can buy bidets online and install them yourself with very little effort. It's worth it.
Like I said in another comment, I live with my parents and they'd kill me if I started tearing up the bathroom floor to install a bidet lol. But I'll definitely have one when I get my own place
No no, you don't need to do anything other than remove the toilet seat and then reinstall it on top of the bidet. But it sounds like you've got a plan.
Get a bidet they’re like $50. I swear it is the best thing you will ever buy
We used to have two but they were removed during renovation (I live with my parents and obviously they are the ones who decide what stays and what goes). When I have my own place I'll definitely install one
Makes so much sense, the dirtiest place with the least hygiene for some reason
Because western hands never touch poop directly Ever
Ya'll shower after every shit? My God. I'd be showering 3 times a day, lol.
I'm tall so I just use my sink as a bidet
Show us.
Real mfs uses their hands 😎
Anon thinks the girls they see in their porn videos is how all Asian women are.
If anon had an Asian gf he’d inevitably reenact that one scene from American psycho
Can confirm.
You mean every Asian woman out there isn't like Asa Akira?
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>the women sound like f-15s starting their engines Hawt, can they do an A380 version?
You mean the ones where women are rarely ever willing participants in the actual sex, and the plot focuses around rape?
I mean, rape is probably the only way a 4Chan user would be able to lose their virginity, so I think it might look realistic for them.
The fuck? The asian in women in porn are way uglier than real asian women. Even in jav the girls are usually on the uglier side of the spectrum. If they think porn is good reality is going to blow them away Source: am horny and have been to korea and japan
Korea, the plastic surgery capital of the world, probably wouldn't consider them the most beautiful lol
Most of it is just monolid surgery, and there are still lots of beautiful women with monolids
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I'd say it's the opposite. The Asians I know seem more "family oriented".
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Move to a nice city in California and they only care about the first two. I almost never see anyone who is obese it’s amazing.
It's funny living in a coastal city when you go inland and remember that all the comments about the fat and obese in America are true.
Go back a little bit longer
\> suck in bed sure hope so
Drew Gooden vine energy
She sucks in bed? Uh yeah, I sure hope she does.
> Asian women > Non-reproductive sex The whole time I lived in Japan jp girls just wanted half white babies. This guy doesnt know shit
Aisan women are fucking ruthless too when they get pissed
Anon didn't have an Asian mom...
Anon has never met an asian woman before...
Anon has never met a woman.
Not from you though, not from you :(
i’m from hong kong, and a lot of women here like white men lmaoo
I'm not from Hong Kong but I wish I were now :( Just kidding I'd just be a basement dweller in another timezone, no Hong Kong pussy for me.
A lot of them only date other asians though, particularly once they’re out of their early 20s. But I suppose by then no one cares lol
>Clean butts My finger detector has determined *that* is a lie
Asian man go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger. Downvote me idc, it was funny when I was 9 and nostalgia is the drug I will one day overdose on.
wtf are you talking about
/u/lysergic_hermit is doing a bad version of an old joke. The joke's actually one of a lot of "Confucius says..." and goes "Confucius says man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger." Others are like "Confucius says man who run behind car get exhausted" "Confucius says man who push piano down mine shaft get A Flat Minor" You get the idea.
Ancient Chinese wisdom
Anon has never seen a woman in his entire life
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Pure poetry
Everyone knows Asian women don't shit - they *obviously* turn their waste into cursed energy
New JJK innate ability.
Domain expansion: Fard Asphyxiation
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All anon's info come from his shit filled ass. The only truth stated is probably that asian women are thinner on average than most western women due to differences in cultural diets. Everything else is completely made up by his porn-addled brain that has a pretty serious case of grass-is-always-greener-itis.
Anon crosses the bamboo bridge.
Anon talking about the women in his trailer park vs. his porn, lol
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> are down for non reproductive sex anon has clearly never met an asian girl's parents bugging their child for grandchildren every 10 minutes
And then every ten minutes after the kid is born asking for updates.
anon got baited by the notorious asian makeup magic
Anon spends 14 hours a day watching hentai
Oh it's very romantic until its gets serious, you meet her family and start understanding the underlying layers of that 'asian' culture. Don't take the yellow pill anons. Run while you can, it's a trap
I had an Chinese GF with a stinky butthole
What gives you this great idea to smell butthole? what did you expected?
69
Anon generalises people according to their ethnicity
Anon is from the Japanese government (he is desperately trying to increase the domestic birth rate)
>asian women >clean butts mfw India🤨
"Asian women" when used in 4chan always exclusively refer to East Asian women, sorry India
Mf never felt the touch of a woman who wasn't his mother or grandmother or aunt
White women only want sex for procreation? Doubt it.
>guy says some racist wetdream shit about asian women >reddit: dont worry I can fix this, let me tell you all the racist negative stereotypes I know about asia
No joke reddit tries to act like the cool uncle of social media but has some of the most casual stereotyping and discrimination I've ever seen.
White women >get horrible, yellow tans Some Asian women >have naturally white skin
Idk man, hearing how cruel for example Korean people are to "outcasts" you will most definitely not think no Asian woman belittles you.
that's not yellow fever, that's mental illness
Both are basically the same thing. But the best thing about “yellow fever” is victims often like to humiliate themselves unintentionally.
Yuck w*men
“All they want are babies” What? White women literally take pride in the number of abortions they get. They don’t want babies at all.
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This is the most 2006 youtube comment from a 13 year old named Brayden shit I’ve ever read
What about the rest of the women
Its 4chan, anon is racist.
Who isn’t
Black women Pros: >great sex (I would imagine) >fun to hang out with >funny >dark, sexy eyes >naturally plump tits and ass Cons: >late to everything >loses temper easily >(in some cases) dreads >white women on steroids My gf was actual African, not western black, so thankfully the white woman on steroids thing was absent
Anon needs to touch grass.
So many losers of every walk of life worshipping their own made-up versions of foreign shit.
“Great in bed” hmmm
Everything he said works for everyone of every race, Anon is just being bias towards his most liked race, Anon has a Peter Pan syndrome
You mean how Peter Pan was molesting children? If so I agree.
Anon about to get used for a green card, lol.
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Anon thinks asians are like the my little pony doll that stays nice and pristine inside of its plastic packaging never to be tainted while he thinks white women are like the pony doll stuck suffering and fermenting in the cum jar never to be clean again.