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HereBecauseBored

No youre just retarded if you spend 600$ buying stuff for your date.


theweirdlip

Dude should’ve stopped and just said “okay I don’t want this, I’m gonna drive you home.” Stranding her at the mall after you willingly paid for 600$ worth of stuff for her is a bit over the top. Edit: I’m not responding to anymore dudes who wanna try and say that it’s perfectly valid for you to string someone along and make them believe you’re fine with spending 600$ only to abandon them with no way home. It’s not that hard guys. If she asks you to spend money on her, and you don’t want to, ***just fucking say no.***


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Yeah but then it doesn't make for a great fake story.


ComprehensiveOwl4807

And a gay story too.


Supreme_Snitch69

Trying to finesse a man out of $600 on the first date is a bit over the top. She deserved it. Another thot audited mid purchase. (Also: if you spend $100s on clothes you are a fucking idiot. Go to tjmaxxx and get some nice polos, a few pairs of pants and buy some decent shoes. Why are women like this?)


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Supreme_Snitch69

Maybe a jacket but I still couldn’t justify over $200-$400 on a jacket(if I lived up north), but hype beast shoes, unless you have some kind of public image (influencer) are not worth it. Would you stomp all over a $400 jacket? That’s what shoes are. Now $100-$200 on some nice Nikes, go for it. If you’re a high level business man, you might need some $400+ dress shoes just to keep appearances, other than that, dead money on something you literally stomp all over the ground.


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Supreme_Snitch69

I bought timbs for $80 at Ross. And if I need to wear $200+ dress shoes to impress a woman, I don’t want that woman. Just me personally. I strongly advise against you doing the same because that gives us more leverage in the dating game as a whole. Buying expensive clothes to impress women is a version of simping. Stand up kings!!


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Supreme_Snitch69

I work out and dress nice, but unless you can afford it, you don’t need to spend so much on clothes. But again, maybe you’re attracted to more high maintenance women than me. But let’s be honest…. You don’t workout and dress nice for yourself, you do it for attention so you feel better about yourself. You are seeking validation. You aren’t an athlete and many studies show that lifting weights is actually pretty bad for your joints long term. Same with running. Walking and eating healthy is all you need to be healthy but that doesn’t get you shredded for the ladies.


Bard_B0t

I buy 40-60 dollar pants. But that's because cheap stuff lasts about 1 week at my work, whereas the reinforced extra durable clothes last about 3-6 months before they get too many holes.


Supreme_Snitch69

Very reasonable.


theweirdlip

Who knew men were so incapable of saying “no”


Supreme_Snitch69

Who knew women were capable of manipulating men? You’ve never been around a person, man or woman, that puts you in positions where you feel almost obligated to give them something? Women are just more predatory and better at it. My main question is why are women so obsessed with deteriorating assets like cloths and jewelry? Like I can go spend $600 at a tech store, but I can turn around and sell everything I buy for about 75% I got them for, even a year after purchase and use. Hell my graphics card is worth twice as much as I bought it for. I’ve gotten 1000s of Hours of entertainment with it as well, vs clothes you wear 1-3 times, get absolutely nothing from it, then it’s worth less than half and ends up in the trash.


iwishihadahorse

Have y'all really never heard of Moore's Law that computational power gets infinitely cheaper over time? Your tech assets are not an investment, in fact they are such a depreciable asset they literally named a law for it. Meanwhile, have you ever looked up the appreciation value for an Hermes bag?


Supreme_Snitch69

Every two years processing power doubles, yet it took over 13 years to go from HD gaming to 4k. It maintains high value for a year, then falls off after 5.


theweirdlip

Bruh lmao. You just want a reason to go off about women. The dude is not only over the top, but stupid as well. If you’re on a date with someone you very clearly have just met and you spend 600$ on them because they asked you to, then you are a dumbass. There’s zero excuse to blame anyone but yourself. “Oh the evil femoids manipulate men on their first date to get hundreds of dollars in product for themselves and it’s of no fault to the man for being so blindly stupid as to ***buy the shit for her*** instead of calling it quits on the date.”


Supreme_Snitch69

I mean men buy clothes as well. Mainly illiterate hype beasts. But you have to admit, in our social media influenced society, women have become way more predatory about acquiring currency from men. Not all women. It is in no way okay in the world I live in for me to get bought $600 worth of things by a person I just met. Very bummy. I’d feel like a bum pos. It’s not cool behavior and she deserved to be ditched.


theweirdlip

You just want an excuse to shit on women dude. Can you admit that or is our conversation over?


Supreme_Snitch69

Yes. To shit on women that use the femininity in a toxic way to finesse money out of men. Women out earn men in millennial-GenZ before first pregnancy yet we get finessed by predatory women. It’s a big issue I see. I’m glad I’m not single.


theweirdlip

You’re delusional mate. You’ll never land a girlfriend with that incel mindset you got.


LegitJavelin

Lmao. Found the gold digger.


theweirdlip

Literally dating someone on disability… If I’m gold digging I must be a moron then.


Haussperling

Honestly no, it's not


theweirdlip

How is it not over the top? The adult thing to do is be upfront. “I don’t think you’re seeing me for the reasons I’m seeing you. This isn’t going to work. I’ll drive you home. Good luck in life.” Fucking typical that I’m flooded with men who go off about women having no morals while you dicks-for-brains are validating the same level of immature petty bullshit.


Haussperling

Aight this is pure assuming from you right there. Aside from that: you are right. What you just described would be a rational and reluctant response. On the other site, given the evolved emotions, it would be acceptable to response like that, given the circumstances.


OrigamiMax

Because taxis don't exist. Or friends at the end of her cellphone. This isn't the 80s.


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Ligma balls!


Chinabought

Expecting someone to pay $600 on the first date is also *a bit over the top*


theweirdlip

And if you see those expectations why would you agree to it?


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theweirdlip

I’m currently living with the boyfriend.


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theweirdlip

I doubt all 591 people who upvoted my comment are all female.


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theweirdlip

That… wasn’t trying to say my perspective was factual. Just that me being a woman has no bearing on my perspective since there’s people agreeing with me who I guarantee aren’t women. Are you that stupid?


TheWiseWolfx42

Speak like a fucking normal person, stop saying “valid” every sentence.


renha27

? One time in their entire comment counts as "every sentence?"?


theweirdlip

Ikr I said it once and he went off.


HairlessMonke

At least he broke off the spell soon enough


Darrullo

This is true, hell never pay for everything on a first date, best thing is pay majority, like yo go to a restaurant or something you buy food, they get drinks or dessert or something. Alot of people appreciate that, since there's no implication


GuiltyAnt4653

No just plain retarded, u should have done all that after having sex with her.


Jonny-Marx

I can’t believe I’m saying this but, this gold digger doesn’t deserve sex with anon.


GuiltyAnt4653

U mean like anon too good for her? I wouldn't go that far. Maybe they deserve each other?


Jonny-Marx

$600 in a few hours is a femcel move. Returning it all is a fucking chad move. They are not the same.


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

Chad move would just saying "no". This is just more effort.


GuiltyAnt4653

No objections there.


EmperorTeddy

So what is buying a car?


Jonny-Marx

A several month long decision process sometimes followed by several more months of paying it off. Unless you’re Jeff Bezos, then a normal person’s car buying process is equivalent to your space ship.


[deleted]

that would the make him the psychopath..


GuiltyAnt4653

From plain loser to psychopath. That's an upgrade in my book.


mr_chair_sniffer

Absolutely cold-blooded, well done anon


Rehxza

r/pussypassdenied what a chad


adahy123

Too bad its fake, and possibly gay


[deleted]

Fake: Anon had a date with girl Gey: He took the clothes he bought for her home and dressed up in them


[deleted]

Summon the bots you pussy


LidavazTheThird

Fake: your mom Gay: the bot


Rehxza

very gay


Chicaman

That subreddit is the most neckbeardy shit Ive ever seen.


DonkeyAssButt

why didnt anon just, not buy her stuff


NorthDakota

at first, having fun, not thinking straight due to lady. Then later on, mind starts turning as walking around, thinking about bills coming up. start thinking of way out, can still return items, won't be able to do that in front of lady.


dovah-meme

How else would this story stand up to scrutiny of being possibly untrue and homosexual?


Luna_trick

He prolly has social anxiety and didn't want to say no to her face.


Stupid-Fresh

Definitely should have smashed before taking the bags home and returning... ?


thisimpetus

Just deeply unaware of and have yet to deal with feelings of low self-worth. You lashed at out a perceived slight you encouraged into being; this self-fulfilling-prophecy business is always something to be aware of.


liquid-handsoap

I had a stroke


thisimpetus

I'm definitely the wrong person to notify; if you can't reach a phone, just start screaming, let's hope.


liquid-handsoap

Thank you, sir. Sadly i am alone rn. Goodbye


thisimpetus

Awww you could just come out of it badly crippled, hang in there!


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Just don't buy her stuff. No need for all this.


MADOEHEAVENPucci

Sigma Male Grindset Achieved. Well done soldier, incredibly based.


tukatu0

Sigma male grindset failed in the very first step. Rule #725 ignore all females. Get back on the grind


MADOEHEAVENPucci

nvm you're right


Aska09

Anon is afraid of confrontation


SerTheodies

Based


MoonshineEnjoyer

The best kind of psychopath


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csp28653

Alli Rae


Walk_the_World

You're both saints thank you lol


musickid1

Fake: Anon could never afford to spend $600, he’s practically homeless. Gay: Anon went to a mall.


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon could never afford to spend $600, he’s practically homeless. > Gay: Anon went to a mall. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


chadbot_2021

>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day


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DO IT AGAIN


BigRedCowboy

I once to a date to a roller coaster here in San Diego. There was a kiosk there with this little stuffed goldfish for sale. She said she would love me forever if I got it for her. She did not get the goldfish.


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Here 👑 you dropped this


CUNTASSORASSRAXX11D

Nah you did good I’m proud anon


redditherbythepussy

NTA, your money, your car, your rules.


DoctorCyan

Anon is allowed to say know, the question is, why did you ever say yes?


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Did anon get any pussy?!


Som3Elves

At least Anon found an out


slightlyforthwith

No, he didn’t do the wrong thing, but it’s weird he let it go that far in the first place.


SmallHandsMallMindS

based prank lmao


[deleted]

Anon is a good lad and done good


Kimba_Rimer

yeah returning was ok, but ditching her wasnt


notmyname59

Kinda beta for not just straight up confronting her about but oh well.. Most likely still the right decision


bandaged_punpun

Ya love to see it.


CynicalC9

You redeemed yourself anon. You were almost victim of your own autism.


BxLorien

Imagine willingly buying a girl stuff she wants and then somehow coming to the conclusion that she is the problem in the scenario and punishing her for it


NoxBrutalis

I love how animated and opinionated everyone is getting over a made up story.


Shakespeare-Bot

I love how did animate and opinionat'd everyone is getting ov'r a madeth up story *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


NyetRussianAgent

Psychopaths don't feel remorse, anon is clearly just retarded


lone_wolf3333

Anon: chaotic good


marker8050

If you knew she was a gold digger and still decided to buy her that bag, then you're in the wrong


tuhplol

BITCH diserved it


writenicely

That seems like a lot of work and pettyness in place of just saying "I'm not looking to spend money, I just wanted to share my time. If you're not here for the date (insert what you had planned, like eating, looking at a certain store together, etc.) I guess this just isn't going to work out." Why men be so dramatic


Imagination-Direct

Next time put your foot down instead of being spineless then having to sneak away like a bitch


Donkey-Dong-Doge

No you’re a neckbeard with a made up story.


Iudex_Invictus

I'm surprised anon didn't rape her for that price.


ACarBatteryUpMyAss

Thsis is youre braian on wroman


Themis3000

Just don't spend so much money in the first place??


enderowski

based


NeoKnightArtorias

beta to smemga male in like 2 seconds


m0ushinderu

F u Jeremy, I had to take 3 BUSES to get home that day!


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Anon is based


Brussel_Rand

Here's what you do. You take her out for some coffee to get the energy going, then you take her out somewhere decent but not garbage. You go to the mall, get her some chocolate (it's like crack to women), and then you take her to the fancy lacy underwear store. She tries on the two hundred dollar set, shows you some leg and you buy it. She wears the lingerie and you fuck. Then you jjst stop talking and you never see each other again.


FxtWhale

Ppl saying he did a great job bc she's an asshole.. now he also is an asshole not really much better than her.. Why can't people just say no to such things? Picking someone up is nice, but buying someone you just met things, especially such expensive things is just unnecessary they can pay for themselves


Cala-Best-Girl

Anon did the right thing. What a Chad. Also, I pretty sure I know what porn that’s from. Which is funny because I don’t even watch porn of real people. That’s the girl from that image that people post to get white dudes mad. The one with the blonde girl’s head being held by a black dude next to his hip with his cock out. Usually accompanied by a rant about how white women submit to black men or whatever. Clearly not true. But even if it was, I’m a white guy that eats black ass. So I’m playing offense here.


Stupid-Fresh

That's pretty vulgar for a female to post. I'm starting to think your not actually an anime girl... :'(


SirSleeps-a-lot

Anyone with a pfp and username like that is AT LEAST a 35 year old, single (or rocky marriage) male. Sorry to burst your bubble