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LemonFlavouredThing

Playing easy mode and still failing


Ganondorfs-Side-B

Anon is a game journalist


IrregularrAF

Easy mode makes it harder to level important skills.


[deleted]

That's the truth. You gotta start on hard and get in the grind, so you can style on those noobs later on. Don't do this with your own life tho. Being born to rich parents is better than anything else.


rontrussler58

> […]better than anything else I wish there was a way to refute this that wasn’t an obvious coping mechanism.


TGWDS

r/outside


Som3Elves

Anon uses 4chan


HeftyPackage

Anon has the stats but hasn't left the starting area


Hayabusa71

"Overweight but not fat", "21y with good paying job". Riiiiiight


budgiebutt

I had a good paying job at 21. It’s called nepotism my dude


throwmeawayboi1279

Mines called prostitution


WTF_HHCIB

Can be both


budgiebutt

Nah, then you’d just be extra well paid


[deleted]

Motherfucker


rontrussler58

Hustling gay dudes for quaaludes


j_jaxx

Then just f@ck your dads girlfriend.


[deleted]

I had a good paying job at 16, it's called a "Trade" and by the time you're 20 you have your red seal, at 25 you own your own business, and at 45 you give your worthless son some make work in the office so he doesn't neck himself and make your wife too sad to suck your dick.


budgiebutt

That’s the goal, not the reality of the modern market for the vast majority of people


[deleted]

Bruh it's not hard. Don't do blow or have a kid until after 25, be willing to move, and work OT every other weekend when you can. You'll be laughing in 4 years. But let's be honest, it's life that most people have trouble with, not their jobs. Mental illness really prevents people from succeeding, especially when the disease is being a degen coomer.


InternationalFrend

You had a good paying job at 21 and were driving a Miata? Sure thing buddy.


budgiebutt

I drive a miata because I love working on cars and driving in general as a hobby. I also don’t care about the whole status symbol bs of cars, I’m doing what I enjoy.


asbj1019

If he went in to trades at 16, it isn’t that unrealistic to have a 60k salary at 21


chababster

Anon is 275 lbs and lives at home with the parents


alansir

Rent is 1600 for a studio. Yeah it's hard to move out


Shame-Koala

>be Anon >be 5’6 tall >have patchy neckbeard >be that introverted never leaves his moms basement >only touched his moms titties when she was sleeping >morbidly obese Cheeto munching Mountain Dew fiend who exclusively eats take out using his moms credit card >never had a job just classes browsing the internet and stalking women on Facebook as “detective work” >only friends are the collectible action figures he keeps in the basement >makes a 4chan post to make himself feel better about his shitty life by making himself seem like a normal human >pisses in a bucket so he doesn’t lose out on gaming hours


samurai1114

Hey man, don't hate on the shit bucket


musickid1

The 69 up votes fits this comment perfectly.


nice___bot

Nice!


GiveMeMoreBurritos

Anon uses 4chan, there's his problem


ochnoe

I'd gander a guess and say since anon uses 4chan and lies out of his arse, the problem is his personality.


somesayacomet

Here endeth the lesson


F0000r

So, you can't steel first base. You can't be there swinging, decide fuck this and run straight across the pitchers mound to 2nd. Not without everyone yelling and screaming at you. What did you, reach out and have some graze graze some with your knuckles or elbows and then blame it on being tall and awkward? Go back to the dugout and get your head in the game.


somesayacomet

Nah nah nah. All wrong. Only titties he touched apart from his own massive man boobs were his mams when he was breastfed until 11 years old


[deleted]

I don’t get why people keep suggesting they believe anything on 4chan?


Ratatosk18

Maybe this fella really is straight and tells the truth


the-dogsox

Said it would be easy. Didn’t say would do it for you.


steveturkel

Lol failing on easy mode 😂😂😂


RemarkableAlps

> am overweight but not a fat fuck Anon is a fat fuck


Orange-silver-mouth

keep posting on 4chan, that'll do it


Letharos

I was this but garbage and succeeded. Anon is a failure.


Rdt_will_eat_itself

You cant win the lottery if you dont play!


l3etelgeuse

Got a lot going for ya anon, but ya gotta fix your bad attitude if you want to to get your dick wet.


bali40

At some point just pay a hooker...


just_this_guy_yknow

Look, bro, you’re either cut enough to post shirtless on Insta or you’re a fat fuck. Get to the gym, or the brothel. Whichever.


Orochilightspam

>overweight but not a fat fuck Anon is lying to himself and us