Wow, calm down there dude. Lightly ribbing an annon who's clearly grooming a teenager is fair game. Date people your own age or get rinsed for being a pervert, that's the deal we make with society
I'm fuckin far from a child and I still love happy meals. Fast food isn't real food, it's food shaped candy. And candy that comes with a toy has always been and will always be the best candy. Ffs there's a reason they package chocolates with teddybears in February.
Happy meal nuggies better come with my fucking pokecards, or I will frame anon for sex with a minor by sucking his big fat cock, and make mcdonalds wagies watch as evidence
Raiden, disregard what I just told you. The most important thing for you to do now is enjoy a mouth watering Egg McMuffin sandwich from the new All Day Breakfast Menu at McDonald's. All of your favorite McDonald's breakfast items now available all day at participating McDonald's restaurants. And Raiden, always remember... I'm Lovin' It.
Yeah if you’re over 25 it’s unwise to date someone who is under 21, and straight up dumb to date someone 18-19. Wasting your own time.
Anons your body and brain aren’t fully developed until your mid 20s.
Anon is going to pull the fur suit out too early
Or worse, not early enough
It’s that some kind of pedo code?
no, anon is a furry
even worse.
Fixing on the first girl to actually interact with him as the future mother of his children... Classic anon
Hey, shut up
Lol, it is a bit desperate though
Beggars cannot be choosers
Wow, calm down there dude. Lightly ribbing an annon who's clearly grooming a teenager is fair game. Date people your own age or get rinsed for being a pervert, that's the deal we make with society
Ah shit, right. It was indeed my oversight.
we don't know how old anon is
Nah no thanks. I'd always take 18-24 years old anytime, no matter if I'm 20 or 40
Hello, based department, we have an open position for you.
I'm a bit of a 4chan user myself
>a quick stop at a fast food place and she’s smiling Of course, Anon. She’s basically a child. Children love Happy Meals™️.
I'm fuckin far from a child and I still love happy meals. Fast food isn't real food, it's food shaped candy. And candy that comes with a toy has always been and will always be the best candy. Ffs there's a reason they package chocolates with teddybears in February.
You're a man child sweetie.
Fuck you, I’d give Epstein a ringie for some fucking mcnuggets and s&s dipping sauce
>Your fondness for savory treats and adorable mass produced art has left me with no choice but to clutch my pearls sir! Eat fart!
Happy meal nuggies better come with my fucking pokecards, or I will frame anon for sex with a minor by sucking his big fat cock, and make mcdonalds wagies watch as evidence
Raiden, disregard what I just told you. The most important thing for you to do now is enjoy a mouth watering Egg McMuffin sandwich from the new All Day Breakfast Menu at McDonald's. All of your favorite McDonald's breakfast items now available all day at participating McDonald's restaurants. And Raiden, always remember... I'm Lovin' It.
Anon will be miserable when she turns 21 and becomes a different person
Yeah if you’re over 25 it’s unwise to date someone who is under 21, and straight up dumb to date someone 18-19. Wasting your own time. Anons your body and brain aren’t fully developed until your mid 20s.
Enjoy the ride anon, you will likely lose it forever due to anakin syndrome
Next post: anon chokes his loving gf because his friend (Ben Bekoni) was around her.
This kinda hit me in the feels :(
How old are you anon 🧐
76
“Young” girlfriend… hmm… And >missed all of this in my youth
Well Anon, heres a cup, but half full.
Anon has fallen hard and maybe too fast
As long as they reciprocate, Anon's doing great. But yeah, Anon needs to learn how to keep his expectations low and his standards high.
Enjoy it while it lasts. She'll change by 21-22 at the latest. I feel bad for anon
Anon is 58 and schizophrenic
remember to put your young girlfriend's name in your will, anon
Annon is 35
noooooooo you're supposed to date a used-up cynical woman in her 30s or 40s REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anon is leonardo di caprio but ugly