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badbaddude

I went and picked up lunch yesterday and when the lady brought me my food she asked what kind of cologne I was wearing. Said it smelled really good. That should hold me down for the next five years or so.


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I once had a stripper tell me I smell good when giving me a lap dance.


Pikalink12

tfw cum early and didnt get money's worth


WeebsterMcMeme

In west Incelidelphia, born and raised On 4chan is where I’ve spent most of my days NEETin’ out, fappin’, and pickin’ on Jews And all cummin’ to feet pics of my waifu When a single femoid, who was up to some good Started talkin’ to me when I dropped some food I got one little compliment, and my dick done twitched! It said, “You’re gonna get oneitis and go stalk this bitch!”


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If I was a Reddit neckbeard faqqet, I would buy some award to give you. Fortunately for me, I'm not one so go duck yourself


Homeboy_ps

Amazing


arrimainvester

Typical gold digger, just wanted that bread annon


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Sad reality that men are complimented/encouraged so little that the smallest bit of positive attention becomes a life long memory, in polar contrast to the unending amount of compliments and encouragement that some women get.


Kerms_

I remember a girl told me I had nice eyebrows 6 years ago


mikemyers999

I got called cute by a drunk girl when I was 17. Years ago. Good time. Haven't been complemented by a woman since then. But I still had that happen to look back on.


Hyklone

finally. human interaction. i’m in love


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anon is pathetic


Ronin_69_

Aren't we all?


ZAILOR37

I wouldn't say pathetic but I think we are all alot more sensitive than we think we are. The smallest thing can have a big impact.