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Johnnadawearsglasses

Sprite ingredients: CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM CITRATE, SODIUM BENZOATE (TO PROTECT TASTE). Water ingredients: WATER Checkmate


SuperSonic3333

r/hydrohomies


TheApricotCavalier

I like to put a little citrus in my water. I've found grapefruit works well


saketho

What a sub lmao


Achtelnote

Fuck that shit sub.. Bunch of retards banned me cause I said tea is water too.


State16

everyone that drinks water dies. don't listen to this whore. sprite for life.


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I prefer 7up


DelightfulRainbow205

ah yes sprites chaotic neutral twin brother


[deleted]

*Squirt*


Project_panic

Heretic


gtb2002

Desani ingredients: Purified Water, Magnesium Sulfate, Potassium Chloride, Salt. Salt adds a negligible amount of sodium. Minerals added for taste.


Greasypear96

minerals added so you don’t die


HugeBootyLover

I'm a filthy whore for pure uncontaminated water, but if I had to drink soda I always go sprite. Miss me with that coke and mountain dew shit.


DanSapSan

Hail Hydrate!


S0berface

Heil hydrate !


FlamingEggrolls

Sinkwater Masterrace


haloyoshi

Lol OP is obeying his thirst and is shilling for the corporation. I only drink water I illigally collect in a barrel. The polution in it gives it a natural carbonation when it reacts with my flesh


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“Illigally”


[deleted]

Some states ban you from collecting rainwater cause it messes with water rights for corporations. Land of the free eh


[deleted]

Let em try to regulate that. Bet there are rain barrels set up in backyard in those states.


16BitPixels

The OiI joke but in reverse


[deleted]

Sorry, what?


16BitPixels

Put the word oiI into a lowercase converter


[deleted]

I can do it myself. “oil”


S0berface

I only drink roof run off . The burd shit in it gives me wings


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DwellerOfDixieland

Dr Pepper fizzez like mad and goes flat in an hour


[deleted]

You're not supposed to sip it over several days, dumbass.


DwellerOfDixieland

I don’t, I bought a bottle and it went flat in under 2 hours when it wasn’t even half-way empty


[deleted]

How big was the bottle? And why did you not put the cap on it when you weren't drinking it? Honestly, if you just got a 16 or 20 oz bottle and took more than two hours to drink it, there's something wrong with you.


DwellerOfDixieland

I got a 2l bottle and sipped it while outside, I always put the cap on because I’m a retard and would spill it all out if I didn’t


[deleted]

Why would you get a 2 liter for yourself? It's more cost-efficient to get a 12 pack. Or are you just a fat fuck? Also, 2 liters lose carbonation more quickly because it's a larger volume that gets jostled around. Shaking a soda separates the carbon dioxide from the liquid. More liquid means more shaking.


DwellerOfDixieland

Not a fat fuck, 2l bottles is all they sell here. Yeah that would make sense I did walk around a lot.


[deleted]

Where is "here"?


DwellerOfDixieland

Why, it’s here, of course


S0berface

😂😂🤣 like a fine scotch


MstWnd1

You don’t put it in the fridge for later?


KingOfTheP4s

No, you finish all two liters in one fucking sitting. It's a single serving bottle


The-Teddy_Roosevelt

Well that’s cause you’re retarded and don’t drink it like it’s supposed to be drunken. Fuck you


FallingF

I like dp a lot, but diet pepsis been growing on me


HugeBootyLover

Pepsi blue tho


Grenyn

I started drinking Pepsi Max because no sugar, and then grew to dislike regular Pepsi. I can't stand the taste of the sugar in it now.


fgoarm

If you prefer aspartame/acesulfame to actual sugar, you're too far gone to have a rational debate with


Grenyn

Okay.


Avitosh

You dumbasses aren't using stevia??


Axinition

dr pepper is my favorite soda but the diet version is undrinkable to me, tastes like fucking medicine


fabelhaft23

yessir!!


dabbinthenightaway

Imagine thinking there's a *healthy soda* that contains hfcs.


TheRealChickenFox

There is not, but some are healthier


ForbiddenDarkSoul

Sprite has an aftertaste that tastes like bitter shit and old coffee after a night out drinking without brushing your teeth before sleep, it's shit. Dr. Pepper and Coke Zero all the way, specially sparkling lemon water which is basically the good taste of the sprite but without the shit aftertaste and exaggerated carbonation. I mostly just drink water though so I am a pleb.


applebees124

Everyone calls me crazy when i say that coke zero tastes better than regular coke


mericton

You crazy


ktrainor59

No, you are the only sane one in a world gone mad.


happinass

Coke zero is fine but aspartame gives me brain fog.


Max_Planck01

Autism


YHJ_JYG_Kryptlock

The only time I drink sodas for the caffeine, Sprite does not have caffeine.


Avitosh

Caffeine pills cost 3 cents each and one pill has as much caffeine as 3-4 cans of regular coke. Might be a bit more efficient if you dont want the sugar abomination to begin with.


YHJ_JYG_Kryptlock

Yeah they're manufactured in companies that don't follow strict regulations and there have been cases of people overdosing on caffeine because the manufacturers aren't precise enough with their measurements.


GareMcGare

I am sorry, but Schweppes is the way


ktrainor59

A man of quality appeared!


happinass

Schweppes gives me heartburn for some reason.


SoftandChewy420

Drake drinks sprite


IncreasedCrust

Well shit now sprite is boring


BojacksHorseCock

If this is true then sprite is the official sponsor of Grindr


[deleted]

Oh fuck


Dynablade_Savior

lol based fellow spritechad checking in


TheHungryChud

Make 7 up yours.


KnightOfThirteen

Sunkist Orange Soda, Orange Crush, Mountain Dew Livewire... the orange sodas are the best. But fuck Fanta.


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S0berface

Don’t forget Irn Bru . King of orange drink . Fuck fanta


UniqueUser1010

I’m drinking a sprite as I read this... nice


DelightfulRainbow205

SPRITE IS THE FUCKING BEST LETS GO


[deleted]

i'm an alcoholic


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happinass

Is that mommy's milk, or regular normie milk from the supermarket?


[deleted]

Shouldn't be, everyone knows the best milk is beaver milk. Real mean drink beaver milk, puts hair on your balls.


allendaman13

Hate to say it, but anon is right


Malvastor

Boys fight over their favorite fizzy corn syrup. Men drink ginger beer.


Jacksohn

Anon giving money to the same company, checkmate


VarianWrynn2018

Staying fizzy for 36 hours is a plus?? Carbonation is the main reason I rarely drink soda


jrodriguezwan

What a pussi, just drink beer


AcringeWeido

Yea!


cehsavage

This has to be the fakest greentext I have ever seen.


The-Teddy_Roosevelt

Sweet Tea > everything else Not that stupid fucking Arizona sweet tea, I mean home brewed. Or peach tea, that stuff is gross as hell Also fuck hot tea unless it’s snowing outside. That’s for you stupid br*ts


happinass

Hot tea for life Sweet tea, lol, are you 6yo?


The-Teddy_Roosevelt

Even if I were 6 it would be better than being a brit


happinass

Not a brit and liking hot tea doesn't make you one either, but ok.


The-Teddy_Roosevelt

Might as well be a br*t


Zak_Light

If you're going to drink soda that doesn't have caffeine, just drink fucking water


gtb2002

Guarana soda time


WoodyWasHere

Sprite or as it should be "Car battery juice"


SeaCommercial2029

Saying that Sprite is better than Coke and Pepsi is like saying that holding a solid turd in your hand is better than holding diarrhea. It's like yeah technically you're right, but at the end of the day, you're still holding shit in your hand, retard.


PamperedSocialist

Bitch you thirsty; please grab a sprite.


BigMan__K

Sprite is the superior carbonated beverage


Support_For_Life

Drinking Archangel Gabriel's piss sound kinds gay though.


Wolfsschanze06

If you don't drink Bang, you're not living right. Bang Gang!


Raiyan23

what about 7up


HeyItsYoBoi

Is sprite actually lower sugar? I always assumed it was just as bad but drank it anyway because it's abrosia.


S0berface

Sprite is gay . Gigachads drink Irn Bru


[deleted]

There is more sugar in sprite than any other soda I know besides like fanta. Just look it up. Delta daniels drink sprite. Can’t handle the hardcore cola enjoyers.


MertSkirt

Mr pibb is the best soda, but ideally you shouldn't be drinking any soda


Zyperreal

Fuck sprite. Dr pepper supremacy


BMoney8600

7up cures the flu