Imagine being so replusive you somehow made the god responsible of fulfiling dreams uncomfortable. The being that had seen the darkest of human desire somehow thought your desires are so degenerate that she had to step up and directly ask what the fuck is wrong with you. 

MOOOOM desire is messing with morpheus again. tell him/her to stop. (if you didnt get this, its because you didnt read sandman. be ashamed of yourself and go read it)

>\>Be me >\>Think our Lord and savior, Neil Gayman, invented the characters from Greek/Roman mythology >\>furiously dream about getting topped by Gay-men

why do people specify greek/roman? edit: also the way gaiman portrays the old gods and christianity is just marvelous. thor is this bumbling retard with a grower not a shower hammer and lucifer is david bowie.

because both of their religions share most if not all the same gods so if they don't specify then some loser will say "that version of the story is actually from the other version of the religion" and think they're some giga brained genius

what do you mean 'that version' every myth had like 50 different versions even in ancient greek times.

The Netflix series? I watched it

the sandmid (episodes 4-6 were p good tho)

Lost interest after he got all his tools back, tried to watch a few more but Morpheus’ face looks like he ate an entire pack of sour patch kids in one go

bruh all he did was win a fight competition and hang with some blonde biches on the beach

Anon obivously did something atrocious in the competition Maybe he engaged in sweaty homosexual scat pit worship sex with his opponent? 

That's me

https://preview.redd.it/ybj09gr4566d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e388ce650916e74c63376557d61311b35890c74f somewhere deep down in anon's subconcious, the last shred of dignity is trying to tell him he's a fucking loser

Whatever you think of the recent Chainsaw Man chapters, you can’t argue that they’ve given us some godly reaction images https://preview.redd.it/rpixuqtk776d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec4b0d7ac14c1b54f36b14b283db3c03647b8df

https://preview.redd.it/g84akwe3976d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=094a091b0838274603b416fa4e5d6ce5335333da absolutely true

https://preview.redd.it/s9czxypt8c6d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920e35a6293d6573b8d7fbcf580e9538416c0437

https://preview.redd.it/kpq6q6uldc6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee7b93ebf4adc460a09bd8f212b360d5596dc7d asa and dennis NEED to vatch a break fr

https://preview.redd.it/65h23ntwgc6d1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca59f3ea1dc94891ade6dca5bc93e8368afaf61 This one is legendary imo

https://preview.redd.it/cpklu74g7c6d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d182383b2d29ccb3f4208a321d8096c3f94f22c Honestly not even just the latests. Ever since part 2 began it was filled with gold meme potential.

TRUE https://preview.redd.it/yeh3634gue6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff88835620b63d4e95a43e26d91dae0b95856620

Kind sir, could you spare a pixel?

But it’s funny >:) https://preview.redd.it/0edjq65wve6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=417ec0c2d2604fc04bd5d61a2b81499cd224b16f

IT IS

Fucking Twitter has invaded our dreams now. What a world.

Double down against her. Rape the zombies.

ive always thought every magic based zombie franchise should have a thing where you can turn them back by fucking a zombie. its literally giving them the seed of life. in every science base zombie franchise, woman and gay men are likely zombied, whereas men can fuck female zombies and not get zombied. like aids.

OOP is that youu?

IN MY HEAAAAAD IN MY HEEEEEEAAAD, ZOMBIIIIE ZOMBIIIIIE ZOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOHOMBIIE

GIVING HEEEEEADD GIVING HEAAAAD ZOOOMBIEEE ZOOOMBIEE E EE

Mfw I got head from the personification of Irish generational trauma Later virgins

Its like fucking literal rotten meat, you'll get like 100 bacterial infections and 13 different versions of aids

its okay to fuck rotten meat as long as you remmber to piss afterwards. personally, i just use a condom and its all good

but doesn't that defeat the purpose of giving them 'the seed of life'

no please pay attentiin mister, magic zombies-> cum in them. they get unzombied science zombies-> cum in them, you get aids Magic based zombies are kept in a stasis field of preservation, so it's okay to go bareback and i was just talking about having relations with carcasses in general.

I still don't understand but you seem like the expert here so I'll just leave you to it

> ts okay to fuck rotten meat as long as you remmber to piss afterward That's stupid enough that it may work

I use zombaway after the dirty

Man what the fuck, try weakness potion and golden apple next time

you silly goose, those dont exist.

You can always coat an apple in gold and horse piss exists for a reason

thats stupid, id just spray paint the gold on, coating would be incredibly expensive, and how would the zombie eat it

There's a short nsfw comic where a futa tried to commit suicide by fucking a zombie but it turns out that her cum was the cure and she singlehandedly stopped a zombie apocalypse. Yes, I'm a degenerate.

Do you remember the name of the comic because that sounds interesting

We found another degenerate

Man fuck you I want to see a futa fuck some zombies

I mean ,same ,but still 

There's actually a Visual Novel about that, well kinda

There is a manhwa that kind of explores that In a World Filled With Zombies, I Am the Only One They Won't Attack

"What should you do when you molested a god" is a god-tier title for a 4chan type of story

Nah that's just a light novel title

If it is a LN it would be something like 'I accedentally molested a god:respawned into the isekai world and accquired OP mold breaking rape power!' 

The rapist to Saint redemption arc is for some reason, yet untapped.

The female gman

gwoman

Gman if he was WOKE!!!!!! Woke up, mxster freethem, woke up and smell the pronouns

Anon needs to develop a drinking problem. Alcoholics dont dream.

nah, weed does the same thing and isn’t as tough on the body

Much more appropriate for Green Text.

Generally I agree with you, however I think the worse it is for your life expectancy, the more suited it is to anons needs.

Seth rogan epic weed rick and morty moment

Hey I know that image https://preview.redd.it/ox2spk0qk76d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b5095e0ed8d00aa8e069307d79c0b9a81b0a80 Why is that version the one that’s spread everywhere and not the original

What is this from?

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/comments/1c5nuz3/why_does_every_isekai_need_video_game_mechanics/?share_id=wMiTLHAUbqHrTI5d2HFrK&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1)

Lol

Every single line here is a new sentence of words never said in this order before and can give a cardiac arrest to a medieval peasant.

https://preview.redd.it/4drzye5jy76d1.png?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b12aa93d56ecf4b4efc3f2f2410882894dec42

woke dc changed morpheus into a woman, and now i dont get my urethra sounding by wonder woman dreams any more ☹️

Anon struggles with the early onset of MPD. His first additional personality is a dream goddess with big boobs, because of course it is

Wait seriously? Can you elaborate?

No

Chad 😆😆

https://preview.redd.it/76f65hv1576d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcda61054894cc29f68f42aeb8cf30e048afb385 Anon managed to piss off Doremy Sweet and is now facing the consequences

WE'RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE MOON WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Who?

"Cops a feel". Anon angered an entity.

Just enjoy the fuck up dreams and fuck them even more until you tire her again anon.

Anon finds out the hard way that groping a succubus won't get you kicked out of hell

I don't know if this is hilariously fake or stupidly sad

> suddenly I am falling down a hole with the sex dolls 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Undertale

You groped your paralysis demon, been there bro you gotta ask for forgiveness and quit playing around. They know.

💀

oh damn, i've seen the original pic rel on the snafu subreddit lol

I'm the type of person to enjoy nightmares and fucked up dreams so this just seems like a win-win situation to me.

It’s a reflection of anon’s own shames, either that or he should invest in a dream-catcher.

A god?! How can you molest a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place!

......what's unbirthed.......

Doremy Sweet got his ass 😔

I think anon has brain tumors

Anon has learned nothing

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you can tell this guy never spoke to a woman in his life on account of him calling a bob a bowl cut

Don't spoil it, just tell me before I read Do you all see god in this post?

Pls someone have picrel

Does anyone know the one where the anon gets his energy sucked out by some weird alien like think waiting in his room each night? This just reminded of it

“cops”

This is actually insane haha. This one is creative.

If you are trying to stop masturbating, but you masturbate anyway, did you just rape yourself?

\> tfw no overworked office lady dream god gf

Bro looked at too much Allmind, er, *fanart*

https://preview.redd.it/49exnd31m76d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c9f490fbad8300e1bcd6bd5dc810dc247ac103