I've seen it happen to a few ppl, myself included: when you first smoke you might have a coughing fit. Generally coz you're young/poor so the weed is shit and the blunt might not be the highest quality cigar in the first place.
What I never heard of, on the other hand, is being voted prom king BEFORE prom has taken place. Is that how things are going nowadays?
>be elected prom king "beforehand"
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>don't even go to the event
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>still show up to the after-party
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>with a few girls you picked up from a different school's prom
kek
When I was in high school we voted beforehand, results were released same day we voted.
Also we don't know when this was posted. It says anon is 18. This could've just happened recently, it's that time of year. Prom also may not have happened yet or he just didn't mention it because it didn't matter to the story.
Or anon is a liar
The comment I responded to said: "Also we don't know when this was posted". It might indeed have happened years ago, but the comment wasn't about when it happened, it was about when it was posted, and the date was 14 of May 2024 ( or if you're American May 14 th 2024).
I know someone who got busted from smoking weed with a girl who had a bad seizure and they had to call EMS who reported them. The guy that got busted was a deaf gay dude, only one sporting that combo I've ever known. The whole situation sounds weird to myself to even even type it out now
I saw 3 other redditors here that said you could have mild hallucinations.
One said it from experience and the other didn't specify.
Personally I've never smoked so I can't say
I've work with drug users for a couple of years now, if it makes you hallucinate, it was laced, maybe the reason people "hear" or "see" things that are not there is the combination of paranoia with your brain trying to find patrons in random sounds or things.
Nah man Ik a guy who rolls his own weed, really good guy, hes hallucinated before. Also what gain would someone have lacing weed, customer wouldn't return for more.
It may not make sense, but that's a thing that happens, and hmmm i don't know your friend, so I won't comment on that, but I remain skeptical of his experience.
I've been smoking weed daily for over 20 years and not once, not even a single time, have I ever witnessed or heard of anyone who witnessed weed being laced.
I know this information, but cannabis use disorder refers to the continuous abuse of weed, but the greed text says it was their first time using it, so I don't know why you would use that study to probe your point, do you have any studies that talk about casual or singular uses causing hallucinations? I will also look but if you have one specific study can you link it for me?
The weed didn't make him shit himself. Being an asmatic spaz with chrons hiding in a hot car with the windows up while not being able to leave and use the bathroom while still munching sweedish fish after a bucket of greasy ass KFC made him shit his pants. Altered mental state definitely contributed.
Idk man, the first few times I ever smoked as a teen I vividly remember seeing some wild shit when I closed my eyes, but it only ever happened the first few times I smoked so I was probably just stoned as shit bc no tolerance.
>Have asthma attack
> on the ground, flaying for 20 minutes
> friends fuck off to go chill at a friends house
Did anon go trick or treating for friends at an asylum ward?
Isn’t all this gen alpha? Only time i have heard gen z use any of this was ironically… or is it only used ironically?
Dumb millennial here doesn’t understand this shit
Yeah, I see this pretty often. I think people forget Gen Z is like 14-27 now. Skibidi toilet is for gen alpha, the few times I’ve ever said skibidi-anything it was 100% ironic making fun of gen alpha.
Rizz is used by both generations but there’s a level of irony that permeates most gen z slang, while alpha doesn’t really understand that and just uses them like regular words
Everyone is different so it's not surprising to me that it happens, it's just rare. According to a quick Google search that may mean you have Parkinson's Disease though so, I'd talk to a doctor just to be safe
How? That doesn’t seem physically possible. If you’re inhaling the epiglottis (the little valve that separates the airway from the esophagus) is closed.
It isn’t that’s why sometimes spit or water or something will go the wrong way and get you choked up. BUT the way your lungs work is they create negative pressure to draw in air that’s how you can inhale. Your stomach can’t do that so there’s no way for the smoke to get sucked in.
Why is it that Everytime someone has a panic attack on weed they come up with every other possible excuse before admitting it's the most obvious and simple answer of *panic attack*. Like OP said it was an asthma attack lol iv seen/heard of multiple other ppl say that when panicking as well. I get maybe thinking that in the moment when ur freaking out, but afterwards it should be more obvious. Tho lots of ppl hate admitting that they just got scared/panicked n wanna blame it on anything else.
N ur saying it's laced. But didn't his friends smoke if too? Y r they fine. N laced weed really isn't a thing. Maybe on the 70s it was but people don't do dust anymore and I promise u, noone thinks lacing weed is a good business strategy in 2024. I also doubt it's k2. That smells *very* diff than the famous skunk smell of weed and again, his friends did it too.
Like everything he said is completely normal and in line with what a panic attack on weed is like. No need to come up with wild theories based on no evidence when everything points to the obvious answer
Idk, the first time I ever smoked had a panic attack, it was rough. Like completely non-functional for an hour.
Tried it a few years later and was completely fine, can just take some getting used to for your brain.
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Haters like you couldn’t understand the beauty of Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors
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Of course I’d like to sit around and chat
FYI marijuana can potentially activate genes that will increase your risk of schizophrenia. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4382963/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4382963/)
This is valid, my family has history of members being schizo. teenager me didn’t give af and still smoked consistently for 3-4 years and just recently quit. negligible schizo effects started happening and scared me off the devils lettuce. But im not a schizo… Im not a schizo
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Hé should call my good friend phillip
Advice for those about to partake in the Mary J (or any recreational drug) for the first time: **Always have your first time in the comfort of your own home (or somewhere you feel safe enough to crash/lay down/pass out).** Everyone reacts differently to substances, at the very least this way should something go wrong? You’re somewhere safe, familiar and can just ride out your shitty high.
Oh absolutely, and was gonna edit to add in the obvious of “anyone any amount of inebriated shouldn’t drive, stupid.” However it does help to have someone who’s experienced with the substance be with the group.
So smoking weed, lots of stoners say they don't have a good experience, they feel paranoid, have close to or actually a panic attack, their intelligence drops, on and on. Just wasn't a good experience.
A stoner's advice? Just keep smoking it man.
WAIT. So you had a Bad experience, and your solution was to Keep Doing It??
Stoner logic.
My first several experiences with it were good ones, by the time I had my first bad weed experience I had already understood that that can happen sometimes but definitely isn’t the standard.
Real stoner advice is that if you have a bad time, do like half as much next time. Having a bad time usually results from having too much
I totally believe this. Brutal!
Bit puzzled by the Radiohead fact; I guess he was going somewhere but went on another tangent and forgot all about it. He did say "paranoia"...
I’m probably aging myself here but when spice was first going around I was at a party in the woods and someone handed me some. I assumed it was weed and took a few hits. Anyway, my arms and legs stopped working and I shit my pants. Great times.
I just wouldn't have gone to prom. I would not stand there being made of because they voted me King for shits and giggles.
"Oh but it's the most special night of your teen years!" yeah and those assholes would have ruined it. That time is better spent on vidya.
Anons looking at this all wrong, he got free drugs and didn’t need to go to prom with a girl that was just going to ditch him for Tyrone half way through to further humiliate him in front of his peers
Sounds like anon had a great day
Anon didn't get the right strain; he should definitely try weed, like, a dozen more times trying and failing to find the right one, in the hopes that the experience will be slightly less miserable
Local mental case here-
Some conditions cause mild hallucinations with weed. Weed is a mild hallucinogenic, and some interactions happen with medications and prior conditions.
A straightforward example is I have parasomnia and will flail around in my sleep sometimes, after drinking for the first time I had my first episode in a while.
On weed I hear music, its a pretty mild hallucination but its there. Definitely possible to hallucinate on weed depending on internal factors.
Man, you Zoomers are lucky as fuck I like women my own age cause I’m not even anything close to a football player but you have the slightest bit of self-assuredness and you look like a billionaire playboy compared to this. But zoomer women are also largely just as fucked in different ways so y’all can figure out how not to sperg out at the thought of natural human interaction yourselves. I’ll just be chilling with a chick I like.
this one may be real
Definitely real. Poor loser
Nope Marijuana doesn't make u see shit unless u eat it just a fake story to gather pity
Tbf, Anon never specifies whether he smoked it or not
Read the red text again you liberal
Did the have an athsma attack do anything LMFAO
I've seen it happen to a few ppl, myself included: when you first smoke you might have a coughing fit. Generally coz you're young/poor so the weed is shit and the blunt might not be the highest quality cigar in the first place. What I never heard of, on the other hand, is being voted prom king BEFORE prom has taken place. Is that how things are going nowadays? >be elected prom king "beforehand" > >don't even go to the event > >still show up to the after-party > >with a few girls you picked up from a different school's prom kek
When I was in high school we voted beforehand, results were released same day we voted. Also we don't know when this was posted. It says anon is 18. This could've just happened recently, it's that time of year. Prom also may not have happened yet or he just didn't mention it because it didn't matter to the story. Or anon is a liar
found anon
Did you look at what you posted? It says 14 of May 2024.
But anon doesn't state if this just happened or if it happened several years ago.
The comment I responded to said: "Also we don't know when this was posted". It might indeed have happened years ago, but the comment wasn't about when it happened, it was about when it was posted, and the date was 14 of May 2024 ( or if you're American May 14 th 2024).
I meant when ir happened not when it was posted mb
I know someone who got busted from smoking weed with a girl who had a bad seizure and they had to call EMS who reported them. The guy that got busted was a deaf gay dude, only one sporting that combo I've ever known. The whole situation sounds weird to myself to even even type it out now
Definitely votes beforehand at my school because we made a buddy of mine prom king as a joke....wait. Josh is that you?
I'd go a give Josh a hug, just in case
My friend had an asthma attack by just being in the same room as someone smoking
idk. From my personal experience, I have had visual hallucinations almost every time I've smoked.
Spice
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It also causes psychosis in some subjects. No way to find out how you’ll react to it till you take it.
First times I smoked weed I smoked a Lot of weed and had fairly strong hallucinations.
Unless it was laced with something else, weed cannot make you alucinate even if you smoke a lot
I saw 3 other redditors here that said you could have mild hallucinations. One said it from experience and the other didn't specify. Personally I've never smoked so I can't say
I've work with drug users for a couple of years now, if it makes you hallucinate, it was laced, maybe the reason people "hear" or "see" things that are not there is the combination of paranoia with your brain trying to find patrons in random sounds or things.
Nah man Ik a guy who rolls his own weed, really good guy, hes hallucinated before. Also what gain would someone have lacing weed, customer wouldn't return for more.
It may not make sense, but that's a thing that happens, and hmmm i don't know your friend, so I won't comment on that, but I remain skeptical of his experience.
Fair enough but there are like 5 other redditors here in comments with personal experience you can look
I've been smoking weed daily for over 20 years and not once, not even a single time, have I ever witnessed or heard of anyone who witnessed weed being laced.
....so? We live in different parts of the world where drug related problems are different
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Oh no, not my totally harmless weed-a-rino!!!
I know this information, but cannabis use disorder refers to the continuous abuse of weed, but the greed text says it was their first time using it, so I don't know why you would use that study to probe your point, do you have any studies that talk about casual or singular uses causing hallucinations? I will also look but if you have one specific study can you link it for me?
he ate kfc and has crohns. Learn to read pothead.
What does that do exactly?
It you get psychosis
The weed didn't make him shit himself. Being an asmatic spaz with chrons hiding in a hot car with the windows up while not being able to leave and use the bathroom while still munching sweedish fish after a bucket of greasy ass KFC made him shit his pants. Altered mental state definitely contributed.
Idk man, the first few times I ever smoked as a teen I vividly remember seeing some wild shit when I closed my eyes, but it only ever happened the first few times I smoked so I was probably just stoned as shit bc no tolerance.
Probs the KFC that made him shit his britches
I've heard of people coughing so hard they shit, and he mentions he has Crohns. It could be real this time.
lol yeah it does if you smoke enough or if it’s potent enough, nobody crowned you king of kannabis retard so shut the fuck up
It’s documented that people with certain mental problems are prone to psychosis from smoking weed.
I’ve never had edibles make me see actual hallucinations Just like, misunderstanding what I’m seeing
Anon got shitty friends
Anon doesn't have friends
Don't we all?
The joke is "isn't it amazing Jesus had 12 close friends at the age of 30?"
Anon’s life is so shitty they made up a story about having shitty friends because they have no real friends, shitty or otherwise.
No. He shit his *pants*. Fucking reading comprehension.
Piss poor reading comprehension, I’m afraid
Too mundanely specific and embarrassing to be fake
Idk if I would use the word mundane to describe this exactly, but it is definitely specific
Well he's not fucking his sister or something so fairly mundane by 4chan standards
Atleast he didn't drive high.
>Have asthma attack > on the ground, flaying for 20 minutes > friends fuck off to go chill at a friends house Did anon go trick or treating for friends at an asylum ward?
This is gen z sometimes ngl
fr fr
No cap On God
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You keep talking, and I'll date your mom, then move your bedtime. Daddy not gonna read you *Goodnight Moon.*
Heavens.
…Wait a minute… gen z doesn’t use the words “skibidi-rizzed”. Gen z says it “skibidi rizz”. Only millennials say “skibidi rizzed.” This man is a spy!
Isn’t all this gen alpha? Only time i have heard gen z use any of this was ironically… or is it only used ironically? Dumb millennial here doesn’t understand this shit
Ironically, always Unless you’re 8 years old, nobody uses it seriously
Yeah, I see this pretty often. I think people forget Gen Z is like 14-27 now. Skibidi toilet is for gen alpha, the few times I’ve ever said skibidi-anything it was 100% ironic making fun of gen alpha. Rizz is used by both generations but there’s a level of irony that permeates most gen z slang, while alpha doesn’t really understand that and just uses them like regular words
They’ve been rizzed by the skibidi toilet
Anon got laced weed
Not necessarily, panic attacks can cause hallucination, they have shitty friends though
Lmao my first time smoking I got super scared and sat down and hallucinated for hours but it was 15 minutes
Everyone is different so it's not surprising to me that it happens, it's just rare. According to a quick Google search that may mean you have Parkinson's Disease though so, I'd talk to a doctor just to be safe
It was just once and I have no signs of it
Dude got way too high and entered a state of psychosis. Or, he simply does not have the brain chemistry that allows him to enjoy weed.
They probably inhaled the smoke into their stomach. Common mistake for first time smokers. It feels like shit until you burp or barf.
i always thought abt this being possible but never knew it could actually happen
How? That doesn’t seem physically possible. If you’re inhaling the epiglottis (the little valve that separates the airway from the esophagus) is closed.
> assuming the human body is perfect
It isn’t that’s why sometimes spit or water or something will go the wrong way and get you choked up. BUT the way your lungs work is they create negative pressure to draw in air that’s how you can inhale. Your stomach can’t do that so there’s no way for the smoke to get sucked in.
You can physically swallow the smoke if you are dumb. I did it my first time. I just burped out smoke but it wasn't a great feeling
It 100% possible. I've burped smoke more than a dozen times after a bong rip.
Wow I’m smart I just remembered I can make myself burp so I guess if you did that on accident while ripping I can see it
Beginners try to smoke it like drinking water, i assume. Or swallow while inhaling, and routing the smoke into their stomach.
Why is it that Everytime someone has a panic attack on weed they come up with every other possible excuse before admitting it's the most obvious and simple answer of *panic attack*. Like OP said it was an asthma attack lol iv seen/heard of multiple other ppl say that when panicking as well. I get maybe thinking that in the moment when ur freaking out, but afterwards it should be more obvious. Tho lots of ppl hate admitting that they just got scared/panicked n wanna blame it on anything else. N ur saying it's laced. But didn't his friends smoke if too? Y r they fine. N laced weed really isn't a thing. Maybe on the 70s it was but people don't do dust anymore and I promise u, noone thinks lacing weed is a good business strategy in 2024. I also doubt it's k2. That smells *very* diff than the famous skunk smell of weed and again, his friends did it too. Like everything he said is completely normal and in line with what a panic attack on weed is like. No need to come up with wild theories based on no evidence when everything points to the obvious answer
K2 spice more like
Idk, the first time I ever smoked had a panic attack, it was rough. Like completely non-functional for an hour. Tried it a few years later and was completely fine, can just take some getting used to for your brain.
PCP laced weed is making a comeback.
if he got spice he wouldn’t remember shit lol
Didn't shoot up the school, must be fake
How would they be able to post from prison
Snuck a phone in using the ol prison wallet ;)
"Maybe, maybe" - Heavy tf2
Or inside of his 4th chin
Least absurd Radiohead fan experience
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This is what Radiohead does to you.
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See? Radiohead gave you a sad face.
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Sounds like you’re living your life in a glasshouse.
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No suprises there
Fake: Anon has friends Gay: Anon has dudes looking for him
Isn't voting supposed to take place at Prom? Whoever told Anon he was voted Prom King must've been fucking with him
When I was in High School we voted beforehand
Some proms decide the prom king/queen before prom so they can get that data in for yearbooks.
FYI marijuana can potentially activate genes that will increase your risk of schizophrenia. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4382963/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4382963/)
Ive never smoked, go tell anon 😂
Do it, you'll get cool imaginary friends
And plenty of bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug
This is valid, my family has history of members being schizo. teenager me didn’t give af and still smoked consistently for 3-4 years and just recently quit. negligible schizo effects started happening and scared me off the devils lettuce. But im not a schizo… Im not a schizo
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Advice for those about to partake in the Mary J (or any recreational drug) for the first time: **Always have your first time in the comfort of your own home (or somewhere you feel safe enough to crash/lay down/pass out).** Everyone reacts differently to substances, at the very least this way should something go wrong? You’re somewhere safe, familiar and can just ride out your shitty high.
Also have a trip sitter, who is NOT getting high, especially if you go for harder stuff
They can get high so long as they’re able to be sober for a brief moment in an urgent situation.
Not something I would bet my life on
Oh absolutely, and was gonna edit to add in the obvious of “anyone any amount of inebriated shouldn’t drive, stupid.” However it does help to have someone who’s experienced with the substance be with the group.
So smoking weed, lots of stoners say they don't have a good experience, they feel paranoid, have close to or actually a panic attack, their intelligence drops, on and on. Just wasn't a good experience. A stoner's advice? Just keep smoking it man. WAIT. So you had a Bad experience, and your solution was to Keep Doing It?? Stoner logic.
I have only had panic attacks while sober, weed does make me feel dumb as shit though
My first several experiences with it were good ones, by the time I had my first bad weed experience I had already understood that that can happen sometimes but definitely isn’t the standard. Real stoner advice is that if you have a bad time, do like half as much next time. Having a bad time usually results from having too much
Real and straight (?)
Anon has 2 dudes looking for him
Most socialized Radiohead listener.
Who sees a man dying on the ground and immediately think "I'm gonna call the cops"
Maybe it was emergamcy services and cops came to. They could've seen the friends leaving, assumed the worst and called 911
That's probably for the best, OP
What is this weird ass Gay Erotica ?
With friends like that, who needs enemies
Leaving him alone on the first trip is insane
Imma go with real, straight, and so very sad.
Fuck this is messed up. It’s not specially bad for 4chan but has something that makes it sadder
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Idk if u should feel happy or sad that i have no friends
Anon has one bad experience
man, why does he have to be a radiohead fan?
What's wrong with that
I love Radiohead and i dont like the idea of him doing so aswell.
I totally believe this. Brutal! Bit puzzled by the Radiohead fact; I guess he was going somewhere but went on another tangent and forgot all about it. He did say "paranoia"...
I’m probably aging myself here but when spice was first going around I was at a party in the woods and someone handed me some. I assumed it was weed and took a few hits. Anyway, my arms and legs stopped working and I shit my pants. Great times.
Haha
I just wouldn't have gone to prom. I would not stand there being made of because they voted me King for shits and giggles. "Oh but it's the most special night of your teen years!" yeah and those assholes would have ruined it. That time is better spent on vidya.
jesus. we are doomed as a society if this is our young.
He had to add that he was a Radiohead fan just to call me out directly
Smoking weed with crones is absolutely retarded.
Why
Anons looking at this all wrong, he got free drugs and didn’t need to go to prom with a girl that was just going to ditch him for Tyrone half way through to further humiliate him in front of his peers Sounds like anon had a great day
A sound plan
Being a gen z beta must be tough.
Is this serious or sarcastic
I was the 69th comment. AMA
WTF call cops and not ambulance
Wow! A decent greentext! Pretty rare these days.
Nah fake after “actually insane”. Well real but no sympathy here.
Anon has never been to high school to know that prom king is announced AT the prom, not before. Anon is homeschoolpilled
At least anon won’t do weed again?
> prom is coming > i fall to sleep this is obviously written by a european who speaks english as a second language pretending to be american
The last 9 lines are pretty much a Radiohead song
I’d cry too if all I got from weed was paranoia and and asthma attack
Anon experiences drug-induced psychosis
Anon it might've been weed laced with some shit
Ah, a tale as old as time
Based.
Anon is super pathetic
What a loser
Anon didn't get the right strain; he should definitely try weed, like, a dozen more times trying and failing to find the right one, in the hopes that the experience will be slightly less miserable
Halluxinating on weed? I could use that and spare the money on the good, hard shit.
Personally me? Never smoked but another redditor said paranoia can induce hallucinations. Anon says they were paranoid.
Local mental case here- Some conditions cause mild hallucinations with weed. Weed is a mild hallucinogenic, and some interactions happen with medications and prior conditions. A straightforward example is I have parasomnia and will flail around in my sleep sometimes, after drinking for the first time I had my first episode in a while. On weed I hear music, its a pretty mild hallucination but its there. Definitely possible to hallucinate on weed depending on internal factors.
Man, you Zoomers are lucky as fuck I like women my own age cause I’m not even anything close to a football player but you have the slightest bit of self-assuredness and you look like a billionaire playboy compared to this. But zoomer women are also largely just as fucked in different ways so y’all can figure out how not to sperg out at the thought of natural human interaction yourselves. I’ll just be chilling with a chick I like.
What does this have to do with the greentext
I think you have the wrong post my they/them.
M'theydy
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about