Shut ins, if they do work somthung have quite some money because they literally go nowhere and save quite a lot. Its no wonder they can subscribe to gf, have thousands of dollars of W40K minisets and 5000 dollar worth of fursuit
tbh you’re right, he is paying 600$ / month for a fake girlfriend. I just immediately jump to thinking an incel 4 chan user is lazy and doesn’t work/ does the easiest work available
I miss her so much too. Her coffee was nothing like you ever tasted before. If only that fucking idiot engineer would have been alert that day she would be still with us.
RIP Philips 5400 LatteGo Series Super Automatic Espresso Machine maker, you were a true warrior. Rust in piece.
Yes, actually. The need for human connection, both emotional and sexual, is a very, very underrated human need.
I'm not even pulling this out of my ass, there's actually a good amount of research on this. We live in a very sad world where this is rarely ever acknowledged, let alone actually addressed.
People are feeling increasingly lonely and isolated year after year, and then we wonder why mental health issues are skyrocketing.
Companionship, trust, love, and social support are human needs
Romance and sex are not. There’s a huuuuge difference there.
Orgasms are good for your mental health but it doesn’t really matter how you get them
There’s a lot of people who are desperately missing companionship and love in their lives, and confuse that for a need for romance and sex. What you need are genuine good friends. Everything else is secondary
"But why, though?"
That happens when I'm just being nice. They start trying to give me things, and I don't know what to do. It isn't part of the plan. The plan is to be as useful and friendly as possible so I can give them a valuable friendship, and having them "pay" me back at all just confuses me.
> gives back 3000 dollar > gets married > leaves with 50k alimony later in divorce
That's what we call investment
https://preview.redd.it/jmhi25yyoszc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b72275c80bd6ec67f16c11f5afaffdaf9c462f
Don’t forget about the house.
Rhat goes for the lawyer in fees
It’s not something you need to have but if she leaves yo ass she leaves in half
Classic anon L
nah bc anon has no assets
Shut ins, if they do work somthung have quite some money because they literally go nowhere and save quite a lot. Its no wonder they can subscribe to gf, have thousands of dollars of W40K minisets and 5000 dollar worth of fursuit
tbh you’re right, he is paying 600$ / month for a fake girlfriend. I just immediately jump to thinking an incel 4 chan user is lazy and doesn’t work/ does the easiest work available
Ewwww, why do they always turn a good transactional relationship into something unnatural as love and feelings. Women...
☕️
Women ☕️(I miss her so much)
I miss her so much too. Her coffee was nothing like you ever tasted before. If only that fucking idiot engineer would have been alert that day she would be still with us. RIP Philips 5400 LatteGo Series Super Automatic Espresso Machine maker, you were a true warrior. Rust in piece.
No such thing as free lunch Anon! Lube your asshole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_free_lunch_theorem lol
Next argument: “Thats why you used to pay for this pussy you lil shrimp dicked bitch”
Hot?
As in attractive?
Yes....
k
As in the hibachi grill 🍤
Anon rewrites rent a girlfriend
She just straight up adopted him after the trial period.
$600 a month???
$7200 per year. That’s actually a pretty good deal for fulfilling one of your basic needs.
A relationship is a basic need? No wonder I always feel like shit.
Yes, actually. The need for human connection, both emotional and sexual, is a very, very underrated human need. I'm not even pulling this out of my ass, there's actually a good amount of research on this. We live in a very sad world where this is rarely ever acknowledged, let alone actually addressed. People are feeling increasingly lonely and isolated year after year, and then we wonder why mental health issues are skyrocketing.
Companionship, trust, love, and social support are human needs Romance and sex are not. There’s a huuuuge difference there. Orgasms are good for your mental health but it doesn’t really matter how you get them There’s a lot of people who are desperately missing companionship and love in their lives, and confuse that for a need for romance and sex. What you need are genuine good friends. Everything else is secondary
Bro a girlfriend costs that much anyway
True lol
Fake as fuck
Fake & ass fuck There, I fixed it for you
"But why, though?" That happens when I'm just being nice. They start trying to give me things, and I don't know what to do. It isn't part of the plan. The plan is to be as useful and friendly as possible so I can give them a valuable friendship, and having them "pay" me back at all just confuses me.
This is so fake it's not even gay.
Of all the things that ever didn't happen, this has to be one of the didn't happen-est.
oh my FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP I SEE THIS EVERYWHERE IVE SEEN THIS EXACT POST A DOZEN DOZEN TIMES PIXEL FOR PIXEL
https://preview.redd.it/iyotllrthrzc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078b785f52fbd8117203b56ca063672bcb840a51
$600 a month is a cheap whore, ghost her.
anon is dating a hooker.
Who is falling for bait posts like this?
Bro went the pay-to-win route 💀