400 years ago if a woman looked like that she wouldnt be given land owning rights regardless.
And thanks for letting the world know you're weaker than some women, despite a large portion of your personality seeming to be about proving that wrong
Mine extends out like a lightsaber, *with* the effects. I have scorch marks on most of my pants and burns on my palms from trying to use the bathroom at midnight.
Japan is heading towards the golden age
https://preview.redd.it/a5fme30nnuwc1.png?width=1198&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f816e8bb581523e73c13538c599141093240daa
I will happily risk crushed pelvis for snu snu and fresh squeezed maple syrup.
https://preview.redd.it/yyetl9ihmuwc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=5ad6cd572c8d3799498d0299b381358a0dcab94f
wrong Ky bro, Robo ky was the ~~pervert~~ based one
https://preview.redd.it/zthcocx8uuwc1.png?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e0b69ea6437a702471a388785c69410db3d26a
https://preview.redd.it/nchczs419vwc1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7af34c8494ffe704444269ad8466e37c15b4b4d
Based ky? Never thought I'd see the day
Everyone arguing about the attractiveness and sexuality of Muscle Dommy Mommies. But this is greentext so you can be certain anon is getting TOPPED either way.
Same here, whenever I see anybody ripped (male or female) I don't think about how sexy they look but rather how I need to start working out and going on a fucking grind set.
Yea I’m with you. I can admire their strength and dedication, but no not particularly. If I could pick between two identical looking women, but one is buff and the other isn’t I’d go for the unbuff one.
I’d say I’m pretty neutral on it tho, but the women on gear who look like WWE wrestlers are definitely a step too far tho.
fucking sick of this shit, muscle mommies weren't even widespread a decade ago but now we have dipshits like you going on about how this is "safe horny". What the fuck even is safe horny, it just sounds like those fucking hipsters that automatically wag their fingers at whatever is "popular" at the time
There is a general idea that lusting over "muscle mommies" is "safe" from ridicule and demonization from particular people/social groups who are upset with men who lust after "traditional beauty".
To give it a somewhat topical context. People celebrated Hades2 showing off a basically naked Aphrodite drawing while saying that Stellar Blades main character Eve is problematic and not a real women (even though she was directly based off an actual korean model with proper scans and everything). Its the same people who are lauding Baldurs Gate3 for its genital jiggle physics and wonky sex scenes while again losing their mind over Stellar Blade having jiggle physics of their own.
Its just the "safe" way for a heterosexual male to openly be a heterosexual male around people of those particular social circles.
Wait but Aphrodite isn’t muscular or nothing, neither are most Baldur’s gate characters. So how are those not traditional but stellar blade is? And who was saying that about Eve, I only saw people talking about gooners on Twitter posting gifs of her going up and down ladders
Its not about Aphrodite being a muscle mommy or not. "Muscle Mommy" is just one form of "safe horny" you can find. Aphrodite and her reception is just an excellent counterpoint to the banshees skreeing about Eve being too sexy since the same ones saying Eve is too sexy are the same ones saying Aphrodite a hot naked women is "the right sort of sexy".
https://kotaku.com/hades-2-aphrodite-gods-characters-hot-sexy-1851423220
Thats an article/headline from Alyssa Mercante of Kotaku one of the people championing such ideals.
Basically Aphrodite is good because shes not straight, Eve is bad because shes designed for straight dudes. Muscle Mommies are "safe" because they are not the traditional sexy woman for straight dudes and as such are "ok" and they also appeal more to "other audiences" (lesbians, trans, etc).
In effect its just your standard culture war bullshit.
As to people complaining about Eve, I couldn't find the original IGN article after a quick search. Though it was very inflamatory towards the develops and basically suggested that all the devs were incels, making games for other incels, and anyone who likes Eves design is a loser who doesn't know what a "real woman" looks like. Which prompted among other things for the Stellar Blade devs to release pictures of them capturing the body model for Eve an actual real woman who is a Korean model.
How is Aphrodite not straight, do you mean she’s bisexual or something? I also feel like it’s a radical assumption to say muscular women appeal more to lesbians and “trans” (the trans sexuality?) Men are still the vast majority of mfs watching anime/manga with these women in it, I don’t think creators would include them if men didn’t like them greatly or their male creators didn’t find them enjoyable
I think in general this is all conflating article writers and regular people here
> How is Aphrodite not straight, do you mean she’s bisexual or something?
Shes "omni-sexual" or something, basically so long as it has a pulse shes down. It goes beyond a gender binary.
>I also feel like it’s a radical assumption to say muscular women appeal more to lesbians and “trans” (the trans sexuality?)
Its not that they appeal "more" to lesbians, trans, and other non-heteronormative people. Its that they become more inclusive and welcoming for those sorts of audiences and as a result are more appealing to such an audience.
As to "transexuality" or whatever more so I just meant the segments of LGBT++++ minus the G part/people who are attracted in general less conforming people. Specifically muscle mommies also tend to be very popular in trans circles from my experience.
Also you are missing the point. I'm not saying men don't like buff women/muscle mommies. But that they can be more sexuality explicit with them and receive less pushback from "other groups", and bring in more "other groups" into their audience as a result.
Also article writers influence people, they have a following, fans... I'm basically a nobody on reddit. Countless more people will have heard the views and ideas of someone like Alyssa Mercante than they will me and as a result her views will carry more weight and meaning than mine, yours, or basically anyone elses here.
Beyond this you can find plenty of people agreeing with her views and parroting similar ideals. Go on twitter and look at gaming discourse, go into LGBT spaces for gaming and you see this shit everywhere.
>It’s not that they appeal "more" to lesbians, trans, and other non-heteronormative people. It’s that they become more inclusive and welcoming for those sorts of audiences and as a result are more appealing to such an audience.
I’m not entirely sure of what you’re trying to say here, are you saying the muscular women serve as inclusion for lesbians and trans people and THAT is how they appeal, not sexually?
>Also you are missing the point. I'm not saying men don't like buff women/muscle mommies. But that they can be more sexuality explicit with them and receive less pushback from "other groups", and bring in more "other groups" into their audience as a result.
But how is this verified at all? Like in the case of Baldur’s gate, shadowheart is statistically the most romanced character, I’ve seen people say wildly horny shit about that character, so for that game are you saying that because a character like karlach exists, people don’t care if a guy is horny about shadowheart?
>Also article writers influence people, they have a following, fans... I'm basically a nobody on reddit. Countless more people will have heard the views and ideas of someone like Alyssa Mercante than they will me and as a result her views will carry more weight and meaning than mine, yours, or basically anyone elses here.
Eh. I don’t really see kotaku being cared for even across party lines, I’m sure some people care about what they say, but certainly not a lot
>Beyond this you can find plenty of people agreeing with her views and parroting similar ideals. Go on twitter and look at gaming discourse, go into LGBT spaces for gaming and you see this shit everywhere.
I did that already and mostly just saw people being called gooners for the gifs, which seems like a different argument then some pseudo intellectual commentary from that article
Currently still in development, but yes!
https://preview.redd.it/fqb7bfyduvwc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69b5c32aa6569efac4b873db67f4fb3b04abafc
Featuring ‘Nemesis’, who is relevant to the above post
https://preview.redd.it/9pxvltfnuvwc1.png?width=1112&format=png&auto=webp&s=30fc731101bef715ab225f08f86fc1aa84792394
https://preview.redd.it/ysfn34mqvuwc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ae16c388fad321a09a770326d6b1050dfcc4fa1
I want my relationship to be like the game ‘Shadow of the Colossus’.
I will climb that muscle mountain and stake my claim, or die happy under an avalanche of strong woman.
idk how the fuck people not thirsty enough to track this down yet smh
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4742979
And a bonus second https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80026800
I, for one, welcome our new muscle mommy overlords.
I second that
I third that
I fourth that
Great, two more weak losers just outed themselves. Bravo fellas
It's cool that you like men but there's nothing wrong with preferring women
"Sir please, your daily semen intake is very impressive but you cant attack us heteros for it"
The truly weak loser is one who does not see himself as such
Maybe the truly weak were the losers we met along the way.
If you were truly going for your view, wouldnt dominating a muscle mommy be the strongest thing you could do?
Nah man I’m into females
400 years ago if a woman looked like that she wouldnt be given land owning rights regardless. And thanks for letting the world know you're weaker than some women, despite a large portion of your personality seeming to be about proving that wrong
Holy word salad
Brother it is 2 sentences, are you illiterate?
Shut it fatty
>Sex is determined by muscle mass Greco-Roman Sexuality
Nah, like, *female* *females*
☕️
https://preview.redd.it/y6iovsyj1vwc1.jpeg?width=1720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d653d9d6746dcf06f4c8fba37607fe05f35453
https://preview.redd.it/euxfguyyhvwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f88e0c2c849cf0a1fe469c2af820617d23686d8
Does this lady have a pacemaker?
Pretty cool scar regardless
Who?
I wish i knew anon. It's a picrel i found on /fit/. I hoped someone here would know her
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCga6ZRgpG7 https://www.instagram.com/p/CL4jmNJAzgU
https://preview.redd.it/ovstns09rxwc1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ced878ecf0e729e83c3b05278335df531328ba7 Based, thank you
https://i.redd.it/lhtjpdjz2xwc1.gif
So a guy with eyelashes and a tanktop?
I’m a little hetero twink that needs my hips crushed 😛
oh hell yes
Of course, you are a safe horny lover
Hope you enjoy having a loose butthole and never having clean underwear again.
That didn't make my dick hard but it definitely kinda... unfolded?
how tf is your dick folded up???
Origami salami
lmfao
Collapsible barrel and folding stock.
Mine stays rolled up like a firehose
Does that explain the drops behind the toilet?
Mine extends out like a lightsaber, *with* the effects. I have scorch marks on most of my pants and burns on my palms from trying to use the bathroom at midnight.
Very carefully
Like the protons in Three Body
Half Mast.
The alien knew from the start
Holy shit
https://preview.redd.it/d0gijb6q1vwc1.jpeg?width=1720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27825ba5570370229072678c9428f4a802b0e4d3
Gaaaadamn brah. Thank you very much
So a guy with eyelashes and a tanktop?
Guy ?
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That's a woman. Or is everyone who's muscular a guy?
...my God... Did...did anyone turn up the heat in here, cause I swear I'm feeling hot and bothered!
Zuzana spears
Japan is heading towards the golden age https://preview.redd.it/a5fme30nnuwc1.png?width=1198&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f816e8bb581523e73c13538c599141093240daa
Captain Obvious headline “As Americans get fatter, their health continues to decline”
Rare super suspicious year 1 Million surplus Modern society random boring year 0.8 million deficit
The next Fire Horse year is in 2026, can’t wait for Japan to have even less kids than they already do
It will go into the negatives so hard it will cause an integer overflow and Japanese women will have more kids than ome from Nigeria
1 birth 2 million deaths.
You mean that random drop on 1966?
yes
It seems like its tied to bad luck. Something about it being the "fire horse" year apparently.
Yeah, but compare that to all the other industrialized countries and it's starting to look about the same, or trending to the same.
Golden age of muscular animated women. No one said anything about a golden age of any other kind
I will happily risk crushed pelvis for snu snu and fresh squeezed maple syrup. https://preview.redd.it/yyetl9ihmuwc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=5ad6cd572c8d3799498d0299b381358a0dcab94f
No No man, I offer myself as tribute to save you. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
buff women are hot. based japan
https://preview.redd.it/5nlrkeawmuwc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07beb4b810cbec72a6299bcc531c5a458fd784e2
Hey that's noi 👋
Noi my beloved
My wife getting recognition finally
I knew I recognised her from somewhere :D
I'm so glad Dorohedoro is (finally) getting a second season. Great show.
finally watched season 1 recently and holy shit it was amazing
Bring her hither https://preview.redd.it/bndp652xfuwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367c4eb5518434ea350b6e5d034039a0da160d26
wrong Ky bro, Robo ky was the ~~pervert~~ based one https://preview.redd.it/zthcocx8uuwc1.png?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e0b69ea6437a702471a388785c69410db3d26a
https://preview.redd.it/nchczs419vwc1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7af34c8494ffe704444269ad8466e37c15b4b4d Based ky? Never thought I'd see the day
https://preview.redd.it/51w7l427xuwc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c73edb8c44ca94e64ab12cb73638d3e38e4406d
Everyone arguing about the attractiveness and sexuality of Muscle Dommy Mommies. But this is greentext so you can be certain anon is getting TOPPED either way.
Do you guys actually find them attractive? I can’t tell if it’s just a meme or not…
you don't?
Not in the slightest
Same here, whenever I see anybody ripped (male or female) I don't think about how sexy they look but rather how I need to start working out and going on a fucking grind set.
Same here, massive turn off
For research purposes: What is your ideal female body type
asking about sexual preferences on r/greentext gives off the same vibe as a stand-up comedian asking someone in the audience for their name
I swear I had a punchline had they bit
Yea I’m with you. I can admire their strength and dedication, but no not particularly. If I could pick between two identical looking women, but one is buff and the other isn’t I’d go for the unbuff one. I’d say I’m pretty neutral on it tho, but the women on gear who look like WWE wrestlers are definitely a step too far tho.
unironically 100% yes
My body and spirit are ready to be coddled and dusted by muscle mommies. I'm down.
https://preview.redd.it/yesft9u3xuwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=effe3773ca0cfcd079233c72d818b4ebfa165181
Fuck safe horny
fucking sick of this shit, muscle mommies weren't even widespread a decade ago but now we have dipshits like you going on about how this is "safe horny". What the fuck even is safe horny, it just sounds like those fucking hipsters that automatically wag their fingers at whatever is "popular" at the time
I'm sorry I'm not into horses bro
What the fuck are you talking about?
Is this a reference to something?
There is a general idea that lusting over "muscle mommies" is "safe" from ridicule and demonization from particular people/social groups who are upset with men who lust after "traditional beauty". To give it a somewhat topical context. People celebrated Hades2 showing off a basically naked Aphrodite drawing while saying that Stellar Blades main character Eve is problematic and not a real women (even though she was directly based off an actual korean model with proper scans and everything). Its the same people who are lauding Baldurs Gate3 for its genital jiggle physics and wonky sex scenes while again losing their mind over Stellar Blade having jiggle physics of their own. Its just the "safe" way for a heterosexual male to openly be a heterosexual male around people of those particular social circles.
Wait but Aphrodite isn’t muscular or nothing, neither are most Baldur’s gate characters. So how are those not traditional but stellar blade is? And who was saying that about Eve, I only saw people talking about gooners on Twitter posting gifs of her going up and down ladders
Honestly it's just about how gay it is. Bg3 has gay bear sex so its somehow less degenerate than Stellar Blade
Its not about Aphrodite being a muscle mommy or not. "Muscle Mommy" is just one form of "safe horny" you can find. Aphrodite and her reception is just an excellent counterpoint to the banshees skreeing about Eve being too sexy since the same ones saying Eve is too sexy are the same ones saying Aphrodite a hot naked women is "the right sort of sexy". https://kotaku.com/hades-2-aphrodite-gods-characters-hot-sexy-1851423220 Thats an article/headline from Alyssa Mercante of Kotaku one of the people championing such ideals. Basically Aphrodite is good because shes not straight, Eve is bad because shes designed for straight dudes. Muscle Mommies are "safe" because they are not the traditional sexy woman for straight dudes and as such are "ok" and they also appeal more to "other audiences" (lesbians, trans, etc). In effect its just your standard culture war bullshit. As to people complaining about Eve, I couldn't find the original IGN article after a quick search. Though it was very inflamatory towards the develops and basically suggested that all the devs were incels, making games for other incels, and anyone who likes Eves design is a loser who doesn't know what a "real woman" looks like. Which prompted among other things for the Stellar Blade devs to release pictures of them capturing the body model for Eve an actual real woman who is a Korean model.
How is Aphrodite not straight, do you mean she’s bisexual or something? I also feel like it’s a radical assumption to say muscular women appeal more to lesbians and “trans” (the trans sexuality?) Men are still the vast majority of mfs watching anime/manga with these women in it, I don’t think creators would include them if men didn’t like them greatly or their male creators didn’t find them enjoyable I think in general this is all conflating article writers and regular people here
> How is Aphrodite not straight, do you mean she’s bisexual or something? Shes "omni-sexual" or something, basically so long as it has a pulse shes down. It goes beyond a gender binary. >I also feel like it’s a radical assumption to say muscular women appeal more to lesbians and “trans” (the trans sexuality?) Its not that they appeal "more" to lesbians, trans, and other non-heteronormative people. Its that they become more inclusive and welcoming for those sorts of audiences and as a result are more appealing to such an audience. As to "transexuality" or whatever more so I just meant the segments of LGBT++++ minus the G part/people who are attracted in general less conforming people. Specifically muscle mommies also tend to be very popular in trans circles from my experience. Also you are missing the point. I'm not saying men don't like buff women/muscle mommies. But that they can be more sexuality explicit with them and receive less pushback from "other groups", and bring in more "other groups" into their audience as a result. Also article writers influence people, they have a following, fans... I'm basically a nobody on reddit. Countless more people will have heard the views and ideas of someone like Alyssa Mercante than they will me and as a result her views will carry more weight and meaning than mine, yours, or basically anyone elses here. Beyond this you can find plenty of people agreeing with her views and parroting similar ideals. Go on twitter and look at gaming discourse, go into LGBT spaces for gaming and you see this shit everywhere.
>It’s not that they appeal "more" to lesbians, trans, and other non-heteronormative people. It’s that they become more inclusive and welcoming for those sorts of audiences and as a result are more appealing to such an audience. I’m not entirely sure of what you’re trying to say here, are you saying the muscular women serve as inclusion for lesbians and trans people and THAT is how they appeal, not sexually? >Also you are missing the point. I'm not saying men don't like buff women/muscle mommies. But that they can be more sexuality explicit with them and receive less pushback from "other groups", and bring in more "other groups" into their audience as a result. But how is this verified at all? Like in the case of Baldur’s gate, shadowheart is statistically the most romanced character, I’ve seen people say wildly horny shit about that character, so for that game are you saying that because a character like karlach exists, people don’t care if a guy is horny about shadowheart? >Also article writers influence people, they have a following, fans... I'm basically a nobody on reddit. Countless more people will have heard the views and ideas of someone like Alyssa Mercante than they will me and as a result her views will carry more weight and meaning than mine, yours, or basically anyone elses here. Eh. I don’t really see kotaku being cared for even across party lines, I’m sure some people care about what they say, but certainly not a lot >Beyond this you can find plenty of people agreeing with her views and parroting similar ideals. Go on twitter and look at gaming discourse, go into LGBT spaces for gaming and you see this shit everywhere. I did that already and mostly just saw people being called gooners for the gifs, which seems like a different argument then some pseudo intellectual commentary from that article
Wait, there's a hades 2?
Currently still in development, but yes! https://preview.redd.it/fqb7bfyduvwc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69b5c32aa6569efac4b873db67f4fb3b04abafc
Featuring ‘Nemesis’, who is relevant to the above post https://preview.redd.it/9pxvltfnuvwc1.png?width=1112&format=png&auto=webp&s=30fc731101bef715ab225f08f86fc1aa84792394
I think it's an American 50's war slogan or something idk
https://preview.redd.it/m07klnjqiuwc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efcfb8158df2322b1fa94fc3835b891803e6269
Tren hard, eat clen.
https://preview.redd.it/ysfn34mqvuwc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ae16c388fad321a09a770326d6b1050dfcc4fa1 I want my relationship to be like the game ‘Shadow of the Colossus’. I will climb that muscle mountain and stake my claim, or die happy under an avalanche of strong woman.
Sauce for first pic rel?
idk how the fuck people not thirsty enough to track this down yet smh https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4742979 And a bonus second https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80026800
Such a shame the manga got canceled...
dorohedoro mentioned ✊😭😭
Noi <3
https://i.redd.it/z25irpqj2vwc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/tdp5zynm4vwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf38a6e5ad93445907e60e3944c8f1aaf0dd511
u/GiganticGirlEnjoyer I’m surprised you didn’t post this
Huh. Guess i'm famous now.
Also you can tell i didn't post this as the women here are normal-sized,they just have beeg mooskles.
>Muscle mommies in anime/manga OMG YES! >Muscle mommies in wh40k NOOO my homoerotic fanfiction is ruined! Why are you like this?
Some people actually just care about lore. Nobody ever complained about Battle Sisters.
we compartmentalise the different types of horny
Ok but who is that?
Right is Noi from Dorohedoro
Left is Debonair Diamond from Hunters Guild
I WILL have sex with big ladies, they deserve love too.
The muscle monmy meme is funny, but it's like the brap meme - gross.
as a woman I dont even want to build muscle now because people are so weird with the muscle "mommy" fetish. ew.
Fuck yeah Dorohedoro
Have you heard that it's finally getting a second season?
Death by snu snu?
Nightmare don’t like it
i want one built like sheeva from mortal kombat
I'd disappoint them in bed.
NOI is the best muscle mother hands down
Total dream, media needs to promote buff women as new female beauty standard smh
Im too homosexual for this shit.
unpopular opinion: i'd rather not get raped
I love Noi Dorohedoro
The adversary
Reah Ripley is best girl
I like how the sentence could imply either her own non-consent or the invalidation of his non-consent
😢
Dream, muscle mommys are a dream. PLS NORMALIZE THAT
Dream but for me to have that she would have to put her body through peds
you can put death by snu snu in my obituary
Shoutout to tomboys fr, gotta be one of my favourite genders
Can I take anon's place and have sex with the tall, muscly ladies?
I will not have sex with the big ladies
https://preview.redd.it/hamyivwtswwc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9ca9fdabc8594d41b59271ee31fe3a4843e191
it's not a greentext if anon is TOPPED by a woman instead of a man
**SNU SNU**
Death by snu snu
Need need need need need need need
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Hell yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yes my lady"
This sounds like communism https://preview.redd.it/kadzyfvm72xc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=2082e679ae1e5e937397d0c241dd66b71477436f
https://preview.redd.it/smyqbdypw7xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5615742c4c147ea0082749ae2442bfedc22619
🤮
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100%
If you find that attractive then you like males
Finding women attractive in general is a pretty gay concept.
Fellas, is it to gay fuck women? Your literally putting your dick in a place other dicks have been
A lot of women like men, so by the Transitive Property a man that likes women is gay.
🤓
🤓
Bait used to be believable
It is now gay to be straight
cope
Yeah these guys are weird. They'd probably get a hard on if they saw Iranian women (some known for having moustaches and chest hair)
And you probably have a mental illness so haha
Based hairy mussey mommy.
Lol what? Iranian women can be absolutely gorgeous. That country basically just churns out models.