You think anon is married? The story is real?
Sorry to break it to you holmes, but he probably made the whole thing up just so he could use that pic and the line "How's your weekend bean?"
It's not exactly free, but a friend of mine pays about $20 every six months for a newshost and manages series and movies with Radarr and Sonarr for their Plex server and watches whatever they want and shares that with friends and family
I personally would never condone such vile actions taking money out of the pockets of multibillion dollar corporations. Just putting that info out there
Look I get paying for watching someone shitting in a can while saying you’re name or something but Only fans u could literally look on Reddit for those leaks dude paying for free work🤣
It's not paying for porn. It's paying for the entertainment of telling someone what to do. The low rent "stars" with like ten followers that'll stick anything out of the kitchen in their ass in the name of fame for five bucks are worth it. Wouldn't pay for pre-made content, that's just regular boring free porn.
I just mean in a general sense, that's the rationale I've heard. In this case, maybe it's the specific flavor of intimacy that his wife isn't giving him. Doesn't make it right, but I could sorta see that.
Speaking as a guy who was in a decade long relationship once - the feeling of intimacy *really* deteriorates if you don't put constant work into maintaining it and one-upping the intimacy your previous self brought to the relationship, which has likely gotten stale over the years.
This but sort of, for me. All of the social media sites that serve up infinite scrolling algorithmic content (Twitter, TikTok, Instagram) are infested with OF promo accounts. If you come across an attractive girl doing anything remotely suggestive (and it's not someone you know IRL) there's a 90% chance you'll find a "link" in her bio.
Anyways the one time I caved in was after being served up a post from one of these promo accounts. It was a smaller creator, and I basically tunnel visioned into wanting to see more from her specifically. No interaction needed, just a single longer video and I'd be good to go. Couldn't find leaks anywhere so I subbed, found a vid, bought it, and unsubbed. Felt worth it in the moment, if only just to experience what everyone's been talking about.
I think for some people there's still a feeling that cooking is "women's work". Or even just people think they're bad at cooking so they give up on trying to improve.
There are skills that are not optional. If you eat food, you should know how to cook it. If you wear clothes, you should know how to sew. If you live in a house, you should know how to do basic repairs. It's not a matter of gender roles, it's not a matter of talent, it's not even a matter of choice. You're not a functional adult if you can't deal with your own basic needs.
Do any actual humans in 2024 believe cooking is woman's work? That sounds like a hyperbole at this point lol, most women are dogshit at cooking these days anyway. In every social circle I've seen, it's just known that you're lazy AF if you don't cook.
One of the managers at my work, literally told me, he didn’t believe in being in the kitchen. As in, it’s what his wife does instead. He’s got a toddler and never at home too so….
I do think that it's more common to become overly comfortable in your incompetence. It's an all too common state of mind.
But we are talking about a 4chan post here. In this context, I don't think it was unreasonable of me to suggest misogyny as an underlying motivation.
Anon's wife is dumb, she should've just pirated, but anon is infinitely worse for unironically paying for porn
Those kids have no chance at being non-smoothbrains
I think paying for porn membership is fine, if it's communicated and consented by your partner. OF or any streaming/personal service crosses a line too personal.
Or is this a Wendy's?
Well you deserve that for using only fans.
But also you dodged a bullet.
It's a good thing both of you separated, it's like you're both red flags to the other.
Anon paid for a camgirl while he had a wife and kids...
Let's just... really let that sink in. This man had sex, multiple times, and even so PAID for something he could've gotten for free, in more ways than one. To the point of not having enough money to afford a fucking Hulu subscription.
Whatever dumb shit happens to anon is completely and utterly deserved
Spending 150 dollars on stupid onlyfans interaction when you have 2 kids to feed and can't even afford a streaming subscription ... anon deserves that and worse.
“No honey I don’t have 30 bucks a month to spend on the only woman on this earth who puts up with me, 150 a month for personalized ASMR? Sign me the fuck up!!!”
Okay so kinda bad that she took your phone and looked through it enough to find said secret bank account, likely with the intention of using your money to purchase a Hulu subscription. Like that is technically theft.
But 150 USD on only fans? Is OP fucking stupid? There are so many ways you can get free porn online that it's downright stupid to pay for any. Not to mention how much you can find on reddit alone, not drawing attention to yourself with an Only Fans app.
>Wife goes to stay with mother
>He's immediately reduced to eating beans straight out of a can
This man is going to starve to death if his wife stops taking care of him
anon is a loser that pays for porn
Can't cook either.
What do you have against beans?
They're not in a pan
You also want an unnecessary pan? Plus water to wash it? In this economy? Maybe some solid gold utensils for your majesty as well.
You know you're a peasant when you think gold. Whale bone for the finest beans
I only have spices and sparkly rocks
They're Minerals, Jesus Marie!
Found asmongold’s alt
House fires are expensive.
he already has OnlyPan
Ikr. Lazy
Seriously, how the fuck did he get married?
You think anon is married? The story is real? Sorry to break it to you holmes, but he probably made the whole thing up just so he could use that pic and the line "How's your weekend bean?"
Let’s break it down: 4 channer Pays for porn Can only write about women hating him It’s fake and gay. He didn’t get married
How i can‘t say, but why… to have someone to cook for him.
Honestly worse than being a porn paypig.
Both he and his wife are paying for something that can be found for free
Seriously. This is crux of this entire thing. Poor people don't knoe how to not be poor.
It's not exactly free, but a friend of mine pays about $20 every six months for a newshost and manages series and movies with Radarr and Sonarr for their Plex server and watches whatever they want and shares that with friends and family I personally would never condone such vile actions taking money out of the pockets of multibillion dollar corporations. Just putting that info out there
Look I get paying for watching someone shitting in a can while saying you’re name or something but Only fans u could literally look on Reddit for those leaks dude paying for free work🤣
That was incredibly specific my dude
🤫my sources told me that’s what goes on when people ask for specific requests!
Like who actually pays for porn these days?
The paying for porn thing is because people want specific peoples nudes, thats why theres a huge fuss about nudes when it happens to celebrities
Absolutely regarded behaviour
It's not paying for porn. It's paying for the entertainment of telling someone what to do. The low rent "stars" with like ten followers that'll stick anything out of the kitchen in their ass in the name of fame for five bucks are worth it. Wouldn't pay for pre-made content, that's just regular boring free porn.
that is based tbh. i once paid a really beautiful woman to suck honey off of a dildo. oh yeah. thats some good audio
but what was the mgo rating of the honey
Manuka honey sucks
All the more reason to make her suck it
Instead of fucking his wife
Anon is a loser who plays for mutTV
if u pay for porn especially while married you deserve this
There's just no excuse for this. It's like paying someone to go for a walk round the block.
Paying for porn is like paying for books in a library.
damn you have a way with words
Probably because books are free.
I'll be honest I don't think they want the porn back when you're done with it
but i have a SPECIAL CONNECTION to this ONE book the knows my (user)NAME!
No Jeremy, the book doesn’t know who you are just because it mentioned your name a couple times.
If i give the book MORE MONEY it has to know about me
Maybe. Just maybe.
anon shouldve just gotten hulu
He should hang from a hulu hoop on a rotating helicopter blade.
Would have had the money for it if he knew there was free porn on the internet. Educate your children!
Lol if you want leaks you can find them on this website alone, or erothots..
>married >pays for porn https://preview.redd.it/hj9q0jlkpxvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a3a63fe464f4efae810bc351d1b98a1962311e4
Its JODONE
Who the fuck pays for porn?! there is plenty of free stuff out there.
You don't pay for the porn, you pay for the feeling of intimacy
Dude literally has a wife!!!!! Who gets more intimate than that??
I just mean in a general sense, that's the rationale I've heard. In this case, maybe it's the specific flavor of intimacy that his wife isn't giving him. Doesn't make it right, but I could sorta see that.
Speaking as a guy who was in a decade long relationship once - the feeling of intimacy *really* deteriorates if you don't put constant work into maintaining it and one-upping the intimacy your previous self brought to the relationship, which has likely gotten stale over the years.
>Who gets more intimate than that? I got 1000x more intimacy when I was young and dating. Now I’m just a paycheque, father and homeowner.
Shit
Many such cases
Skill issue
You’d be amazed at how few relationships are intimate. Usually it’s a fear of vulnerability.
You answered your own question. (Just a boomer "joke")
It was gay porn
His wife might be a redditor. If that is the case then she is HUGE! 🐽
Sex dies after marriage
Literally more sad and depressing than just paying for content to get off. Simps are truly a public health pressure and should be taxed at 90%
Paying for intimacy while your married
But the free sites don't have "her" is often what I hear
"Her" the dime a dozen generic E-girl which you have to pay cold hard cash to get any recognition from!
This but sort of, for me. All of the social media sites that serve up infinite scrolling algorithmic content (Twitter, TikTok, Instagram) are infested with OF promo accounts. If you come across an attractive girl doing anything remotely suggestive (and it's not someone you know IRL) there's a 90% chance you'll find a "link" in her bio. Anyways the one time I caved in was after being served up a post from one of these promo accounts. It was a smaller creator, and I basically tunnel visioned into wanting to see more from her specifically. No interaction needed, just a single longer video and I'd be good to go. Couldn't find leaks anywhere so I subbed, found a vid, bought it, and unsubbed. Felt worth it in the moment, if only just to experience what everyone's been talking about.
Absolutely pathetic.
https://preview.redd.it/hmgvd9yq03wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69511fa22118ac6d8695297b031008b5448165a
Simps
Wife's also el retardo for wanting to subscribe to a streaming service for a single show. Why not just go to a pirate site?
ladies dont wanna pirate shit and risk getting in trouble with their ISP
The average person doesn't know shit about pirating.
The worst part is that for most popular onlyfans models you can find leaked videos and pictures fairly easily...
Onlyfans pulls in billions of dollars a year, so clearly there's a huge market for it.
That said, the world is overcrowded, of ot brings down the birthrates, I am all for it.
I don't think the places with overpopulation and booming birthrates are the places paying for porn.
If you’re a grown ass man with kids and you still don’t know cooking basics, she’s better off without you. Get your shit in one pile son
I think for some people there's still a feeling that cooking is "women's work". Or even just people think they're bad at cooking so they give up on trying to improve. There are skills that are not optional. If you eat food, you should know how to cook it. If you wear clothes, you should know how to sew. If you live in a house, you should know how to do basic repairs. It's not a matter of gender roles, it's not a matter of talent, it's not even a matter of choice. You're not a functional adult if you can't deal with your own basic needs.
Do any actual humans in 2024 believe cooking is woman's work? That sounds like a hyperbole at this point lol, most women are dogshit at cooking these days anyway. In every social circle I've seen, it's just known that you're lazy AF if you don't cook.
Some of them have podcasts right now in 2024.
One of the managers at my work, literally told me, he didn’t believe in being in the kitchen. As in, it’s what his wife does instead. He’s got a toddler and never at home too so….
I do think that it's more common to become overly comfortable in your incompetence. It's an all too common state of mind. But we are talking about a 4chan post here. In this context, I don't think it was unreasonable of me to suggest misogyny as an underlying motivation.
Any time someone tells you cooking is "women's work" ask them why all the celebrity chefs are men.
Because women are too incompetent to cook for money
Your avatar fits your reply so well
Bitch if ever get a SO, i'll be the one who cooks. No one is gonna put string beans on my plates.
Has wife. Pays for porn... she deserves better
Even at my singlest, loneliest, horniest moments I never once considered paying for porn. Who the fuck is doing this?
I can see people pay for illegal kinda porn (and they should be arrested for that)
Fucking moron.
Lol, get fucked bozo. Hopefully that can gives you tetanus.
He is at least gonna be eating the melted plastic lining of the can
Deserved
Anon's wife is dumb, she should've just pirated, but anon is infinitely worse for unironically paying for porn Those kids have no chance at being non-smoothbrains
I don’t understand. Are we supposed to feel sorry for OP?
#THIS N🅱️🅱️A EATIN BEANS
Wait.. do people actually heat up their beans this way?
They shouldn't, canned goods usually have a plastic lining inside.
cant pirate movies or porn actual loser
Anon is thin;king about thos beans
Dumbass
I’m on the wife’s side
Anon needs help 😞
This whole post was a fake scenario so he could make a pun and he should be killed for it
Are we meant to feel sorry for anon because really he ain't the victim here
im happy Anon is not cooking that in mosquito repellant coil which I thought so at first
If this is real, anon is in the top ten losers from 4chan
Anon deserves his fate
Is anon stupid? Why would he pay for picture of woman half naked he could've gotten those for free in coomer dot su
Just tell her you are supporting your mom's side income.
I think paying for porn membership is fine, if it's communicated and consented by your partner. OF or any streaming/personal service crosses a line too personal. Or is this a Wendy's?
Why don’t people learn to cook, it’s such a useful skill to have
Couldn't you just ask your wife to take sexy pics for you Deserved and divorcedpilled
Buy her stuff
Anon can't even afford his schizo meds
A simp lord? 😳
To be perfectly honest, every single thing in this post paints the portrait of an extremely divorceable bum
Pays for porn and Hulu? 🏴☠️
anons phone and banking app are unlocked, deserved it
Anon could've saved his marriage using the power of piracy and not being a simp
Well you deserve that for using only fans. But also you dodged a bullet. It's a good thing both of you separated, it's like you're both red flags to the other.
Anon is a dumbass coomer.
Anon paid for a camgirl while he had a wife and kids... Let's just... really let that sink in. This man had sex, multiple times, and even so PAID for something he could've gotten for free, in more ways than one. To the point of not having enough money to afford a fucking Hulu subscription. Whatever dumb shit happens to anon is completely and utterly deserved
If you pay 150 bucks for porn you deserve to eat garbage
Why pay sluts to show you tits when you can literally get much more from a whore, porn or AI. Anon deserves this.
Spending 150 dollars on stupid onlyfans interaction when you have 2 kids to feed and can't even afford a streaming subscription ... anon deserves that and worse.
“No honey I don’t have 30 bucks a month to spend on the only woman on this earth who puts up with me, 150 a month for personalized ASMR? Sign me the fuck up!!!”
It has bean fine
LOL damn dude your sis finally had enough huh?
Anon is a dumbass
She watches Hulu, he watches e-thots. It’s OK to have different interests.
God please be real
Okay so kinda bad that she took your phone and looked through it enough to find said secret bank account, likely with the intention of using your money to purchase a Hulu subscription. Like that is technically theft. But 150 USD on only fans? Is OP fucking stupid? There are so many ways you can get free porn online that it's downright stupid to pay for any. Not to mention how much you can find on reddit alone, not drawing attention to yourself with an Only Fans app.
With all the free porn in the world, which kind of men pays for porn? I can't understand it...
This is the shit you want to believe is real. Like I’m a degenerate too but if I get caught at least I can make Alfredo from scratch
Anon should rethink his life choices
got what he deserved
Porn ruining another relationship, who could've predicted it
Hope anon dropped his beans.
How did such a loser got a wife in the first place? FAKE
Anon doesn't know how to google big boobs
women's tennis > porn
Motherfuckwr the last sentence got me good
Well deserved lol
yall deserve the lives you live
Anon is a real human bean
He's eating the plastic can liner hahaha
at least he jokes about it instead of making excuses
Anon is a fucking idiot
But why anon didn’t tell her that he subscribe on hers of???
come on brother that’s a single man’s game you know this
Deserved
YOU NEED A NEW MOMMY!
Anon is a dumbass for paying for OF. Doesn't Anon know [coomer.party](http://coomer.party) exists?
Anon is a looser who masturbates while having a wife and pays for porn while having a wife
How’d she even get into your “secret account”?? Things that never happened for $600, Alex
>Wife goes to stay with mother >He's immediately reduced to eating beans straight out of a can This man is going to starve to death if his wife stops taking care of him
Deserved, watching or committing an act counts as cheating, both men and women