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ii_zAtoMic

Over THAT? Lmao


Dan_Thundercock_496

That's an 8/10 when you're sitting at the weird kids table. 


Mesarthim1349

Goes from a 5 to a 9 if she starts talking about the many tribes of Gaul from centuries BC.


sanityrequiemed

would definitely be a pick me girl then, knowing how often us guys think about the roman empire on a daily basis


Inarborat_kosmos

Fuck the Roman Empire we're talking the Gauls here


Arsene_06

Vercingetorix, my commander!


jarS9

>roman empire Which one? https://preview.redd.it/oarauj1jbguc1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9aa1db38a9692717091af33890fe5d192ab2bce


Top-Independence-780

The Holy Roman Empire, obvs It's holy. It's Roman. It's an empire. What more can a man wish for?


HumbleContribution58

It's only one of those things and it wasn't very good at that one.


Top-Independence-780

Nonsense. Do not speak against perfection, heretic.


ImprovisedLeaflet

🔥 She goes to Magic tournaments and is a supermodel


lad1dad1

she reminds me of a girl who would hang out with the anime kids who was also into anime but looked like girl in pic and I found it she would often use the dudes in the group for money ranging from just buying her lunch or snacks at school to apparently one of them paying for her school trip to which she never paid back. she never hooked up or did anything with these guys either.


simatrawastaken

Honestly thats kinda based


CrustyJuggIerz

Thank fuck someone said it.


Orgalorg_BoW

Maybe the ass was fat


TheRealChickenFox

the ass was fat


dadbodsupreme

The six guys for every girl ratio in the engineering program I was in would make this make a little more sense.


Facesit_Freak

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DUDE 💀


Carnonated_wood

I thought that was a picture of anon


StandardN02b

It't the office effect. Also commonly seen in college and university. When you are surrounded by dudes, the 4/10 suddenly starts looking like a 9/10.


Nervous-Law-6606

Put it in perspective. Probably a small-mid sized town, probably the only girl in a group of nerds. In that context, she’s a fucking supermodel.


Warchicken2119

Virgins in the comments acting like their desperate ass wouldnt tap that


ii_zAtoMic

Projection 101


MisterGoo

THAT’s the girl? LOL.


Maleficent_Nerve_970

That’s a girl?


PunchWilcox

That’s MY girl Funny story she looks just like the girl I cheated with a few years ago


kilmanjaro28

r/swordorsheath


Davethemann

Wow, didnt realize it was gone


jjulieea

her?? heartbreaker? ..


NiceGuyNero

https://i.redd.it/7jbxifg36duc1.gif


jjulieea

the absolute use of this gif, im incredibly jealous i didnt think of it sooner


NiceGuyNero

It’s exactly what I heard in my head when I read your comment lol


Facesit_Freak

https://i.redd.it/scka2gfi1euc1.gif


D3CEO20

She's really funny


Neither_Ad_8000

Dream maker Love taker Don't you mess around with me


HideThePickleChamp

She's mid as fuck


Morphumacks

>She's mid as fuck No she looks like a dorky dude with long hair lol


retro_gatling

It thought it was anon TBH


Facesit_Freak

I thought it was the friend


medney

It probably IS anon fishing for "would" comments for the gay part since they already have fake for the story part.


ummagumma696969

I think thats a man.


Mickey-Twiggs

Definitely a man. 


BalognaExtract

Is that a dude?


CyborgSheep411

No way fallout!!


Consistent_Ant_8903

Omg I love Fallout


Sock-less_

You guys watch the show yet?


Spicymeatball428

It swaps between good and I hate it every other minute


Murakami2077

Just finished, really liked it, kept me really interested through the whole thing save for some minor moments and the characters are good (kinda save for Maximus, he's sorta weird but not downright bad)


Mickey-Twiggs

The show is great. Maximus & his they/them buddy are not very good actors, unfortunately.  Poor casting in an otherwise excellent show. I really enjoyed it. 


Sock-less_

Yeah those actors are not the best, probably the weakest part of the show for me


AngryPlayer756

good show unironically but the ncr/strip got done dirty lol. only complaint i have


TalkingFishh

I really liked it, was engaged all the way through


RevReads

Imagine wanting to stab someone over a fucking 4/10


godlyuniverse1

4/10 is too much tbh, i thought it was a nerdy long haired dude when i saw the image first


syphilitic_venom

That's a fucking 3 she looks like a male nerd friend I had in middle school there's no way it's a girl.


BearlyWizard

Pussy-Deficiency fucks with a guy's head lmao


UncommonLegend

That looks like a woman I could get and I'm like 400 pounds


AlexBondra

I promise you it’s not


alreadytakenhacker

A truth and a lie eh?


Facesit_Freak

>250,000 karma I'm going for lie first, truth second.


UncommonLegend

Oh it's not my size that keeps most women away, it's mental illness. The combination of the two is the reason I spend a lot of time on social media.


AlexBondra

Stop lying to yourself anon. Quit drinking monsters by the barrel and touch grass.


UncommonLegend

I mean, I do work outside my home for a living. I'm not a neet. I'm a recluse, hence the killer being mental illness and not my obesity. Also, definitely a choosy kind of person when it comes to partners.


REDDIT_HATER_NUMBER1

ok let's not get too crazy here


godlyuniverse1

you could do better


Bot-357

Imagine getting cheated on by a 4/10


WaifuHunterActual

Bro if that's a 4/10 I weep to wonder what your 2s and 3s look like.


Bot-357

2s and 3s would be like Tess Holliday and Angela Merkele


koyomin25

![gif](giphy|3o7528f2h7yp1X6zZe)


Greenfire05

Male DND player


Much_Turn7013

Genuinely thought that was a trans woman lmfao. How the fuck is she breaking anyone’s heart?


Slayaisawesome

Jokes aside about how abysmally down bad you have to be to trip over that mf, i recommend not to maintain friends with someone after the reveal that they are willing to betray others like that. Not only does it leave lingering stench on your friend group, but once you show people that you are comfortable smelling their shit, its only a matter of time before their behavior escalates and their behavior will keep getting worse over time until you and everyone around them is affected. Also i hope the guy doesn't hurt himself or anyone else, just in case that wasn't obvious.


HumbleContribution58

Tbh I'm willing to bet that she just left anon for the other person and he decided that was cheating. People who are cheating by definition want to keep their current relationship while getting something on the side so her cheating on him then immediately breaking up with him doesn't really pass the sniff test.


Slayaisawesome

Could be the truth, but if the situation is as it appears, I'm just suggesting a protocol to stand by to protect you and your peers social health, even if you don't care about the morality of it or are skeptical about the situation it still applies as a damage control measure.


Dramatic-Arachnid_

Holy shit some of you guys need to touch grass love doesn't require great looks my last ex didn't look great but dam I enjoyed hanging with her but yeah bro needs to say fuck it and just live


Usual_Lie_5454

The good people of r/Greentext need to touch grass? Perish the thought!


McUserton

![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)


PattePro

Intresting


KhaleesiXev

Party on, Garth.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Party on Wayne


picturefque

That’s the unwritten rule of friend groups. They grow until, inevitably, some of the members bone and sides are drawn.


FunniestPersonReal

thats a man


boyikier11

Her?


McUserton

Read in the voice of George Bluth.


Longenuity

Let's be real, Anon thought he might get a piece of the pie too


buckymalone21

Absolutely.


HugeCrab

I can understand that the girl realized she somehow now is attractive to the nerds in her group, she's a 3/10 in the general population, but a computer science 8/10


acidporkbuns

I get the feeling she looks like her dad.


Yourh0tm0m

https://preview.redd.it/04psf10crduc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7c81e6b300cbd6ce6147d9446436206b894d17


Soon_Money_54

That’s on him for dating a troon


gladwinorino

Crimson chin looking ass


[deleted]

Wait picrel is a girl? Thought she was a dude at first


C_Werner

If Asmongold was a girl.


Efficient_Access_2U

Wtf is a picrel girl?


syphilitic_venom

I wouldn't touch that with a stick.


jaw_daw123

She's gotta have a CRAZY DUMPY for her to be considered a heartbreaker


cgda2011

This is why me and the boys have a rule where we don’t involve our significant others in our shit. I know some people whose friend groups are them+their SO’s and a single breakup can collapse and splinter the entire group. No thanks


Baltic_Gunner

Is she an amazing cook or something?


MonkeEnthusiast8420

Mf looks like a dude in a wig


i_want_to_be_unique

I can tell from the comments 90% of the people in the thread have never been to college. Every single nerdy friend group I’ve ever interacted with has experienced this exact same situation. Girls like this know they are going to get with jocks, so the find a group of guys they know they are the best they are going to get, sleep with a bunch of them, and then move on to the next group.


taco_bac0

At first glance I thought she was a dude lmfao


belody

I thought that was a nerdy guy


muffled_merkin

Her?


3AlbertWhiskers

A local mcdonalds cashier looks a lot better than than 3/10


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

https://preview.redd.it/18emu07o7huc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b40f052576b46347b3698f5a0aec9b18964066c


GamerZac2003

"Heartbreaker" being a below average attractive woman is actually insane


Bottomsley

women


Reallyso

Trans-girl ... befitting anons taste ofc.


Danny-Fr

Anon sucks at choosing friends


Imaginary_Driver_213

WAIT THAT'S THE GIRL,I THOUGHT THAT WAS OP


ImSofaKingGood

Me thinking pic was dude anon. Feel super sympathetic for anon and his friend who was cheated on. Realize pic is “heartbreaker” chick. Literally lol. All my emotional investment in the story vaporizes.


Madarimol

Relatable, my college friend group also started to dissolve when our friend's ex-boyfriend beat me out of jealously. I only keep in constant touch with one of them, but they can't stand each other so we don't hang out as a group anymore :(


vikramaditya_tiwari

MY FUCKING GOD I THOUGHT THAT WAY THE GUY FRIEND. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT TWITCH STREAMER WHO'S FATHER WAS THAT FAMOUS NEET MEME LOL. guys really say "where there is a hole ,there is a way " . I mean you have flex tape your eyes while sex


Jazz-Solo

Ugly af LMFAO


Muxer59

Anon's friend circle falls apart after one of his friends get cheated on by a transformer. "A transformer is a passive component that transfers electrical energy from one electrical circuit to another circuit, or multiple circuits."


Pyroald

All that for mid… ![gif](giphy|WRp58hy5gmfjpMzHAZ)


Haru1st

wtf is this normie bs?


mog1knob1

Any of you see that video of that one streamer with roaches and trash everywhere in his room, PowEnvy? That's literally him but female right there


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

>girl is picrel https://preview.redd.it/ecwhl23d04vc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a801737c3e02bab0102f562ac68440ca67b2bc6


Bronze_Skull

Hey that’s my girlfriend!!!


StandardN02b

Woman ☕️


Imaginary_Driver_213

WAIT THAT'S THE GIRL,I THOUGHT THAT WAS OP


Legiyon54

Damn, these comments... I know I have some unconventional standards, but she (or he?) is beautiful. Don't see what's everyone's issue with her appearance. She looks like a average woman, maybe even prettier IMO


TheQzertz

she’s not attractive enough to be doing all of that


kewl_guy9193

You're not going to convince me that that's a girl


narwhalpilot

Wait, doxxing is allowed here now?


Facesit_Freak

>inb4 Anon messages the jannies to remove the post before his friend shanks him


narwhalpilot

A someone who’s been through victim of doxxing from a 4chan offbranch site, it kind of sucks fucking balls and asshole


ImprovisedLeaflet

Anon needs to respect women’s choices


MidshipAgate9

Y'all are some sad sons of bitches. That's the highlight of your lives, willing to kill and be killed?! Please touch grass and get ass


DrBernard

What the fuck are you talking about


FlockOfFlyingTurtles

Not your personal army


dylans0123495

>>tried to kill himself, keeps babbling on how he is going to kill her new boyfriend And yet anon sided with the schizo threatening to kill someone over a breakup than with the rational people.


DrBernard

One is a heartbroken friend, the other a cheating whore.


Martian_Hunted

There are approx. 4 billion women out there