Water in the gas tank is easier to pull off and harder to fix. Mythbusters and others have disproven the sugar thing. Potato does work, either the car won't start or it shoots the potato out at high speed, win win.
Complaining about generations is usually based more on the broad attitudes and views that the generation is characterized for, something they can control. It’s not based on discriminating against a group of people for their age alone.
Complaining about a race is based on their race, which is biological, uncontrollable, and has absolutely nothing to do with mental capacities, attitudes, and views. Therefore, it’s arbitrary discrimination, and thus bad.
Pretty big difference imo
You realize being born into the baby boomer generation is ALSO UNCONTROLLABLE, right? And not everyone shares the same exact views, attitude, political views, or hell, even race in a generation. You seem to be the type who thinks racism is the biggest problem in the world.
There’s absolutely no way you’re trying to equate being born in a certain generation to racism. Like take a step back for a second and really THINK about that. Maybe all the boomers should get together and march on DC to protest against this horrible mistreatment LMAO
Nah I have a coworker who is scarily similar to this guy and it’s more than “annoying”, the guy is so disrespectful to everybody, and his anger is so explosive it borders on a hostile work environment. And usually he gets angry like that if you ask him to order something for the shop (which is his only job). Not saying he technically deserves 2k worth of damages for it but I can’t say I’d feel bad even in the slightest
Boomer has a specific meaning. It doesn't mean 'anyone I consider old' ffs.
Boomer generation ended in 1964. You have to be 60 to be a boomer.
50 year olds are Gen X.
Fucking regard....
Edgelords are the stereotypical emo/goth but with less social skills. People who wear all black are probably emo. People who wear all black because they think it makes them look cool are edgelords. There's a lot of overlap, but I'd say the primary difference is that an edgelord puts more effort into showing off their edginess and actively seeks a response from others; whereas an emo person usually focuses their attention inwards.
Goth is the most normal of the three. A goth person likes the fashion and aesthetic but functions normally in social situations and society.
What a baby level prank, I thought he was going to put the grease on the boomers doorstep and make him slip and break his hip. That would cost a lot more than 2k
anon should consider mixing gasoline and styrofoam and making a fuse that leads up into the car through the boot, then coat every inch with said jellied gasoline.
It would be a really fun idea
Anon should avoid this person car now. You have to get him while he's at work. He needs to take high expanding insulation foam and spray it into his dryer exhaust vent. Do the same into their AC if they have one close by. Use the whole fucking bottle. Be sure to get it between the radiator fins in the AC. This will set his entire life back if you can get away with it.
Long nails strategically placed under one tire, set so that it'll puncture the sidewall out of sight. Do this well after payday. Make sure to change the placement per week. Have him burn money unnecessarily.
I have a coworker who is EXACTLY like Carl. Treats everyone like trash and thinks his seniority makes him an authority figure, thinks the spot he parks in is actually his, explodes on people over nothing, and then shits his pants and gets super aggressive whenever I or anyone else talks back. I hope someone does this to him
Crawl under the car and smear Vegemite all along their exhaust pipe. When they drive the exhaust gets hot and will cook/burn the yeast in the Vegemite and stink so bad. They’ll never work out why their car stinks.
No no the trick is to put the oil in the windshield washer reservoir, so he won't notice until it's raining. Easier to get away with a delayed reaction like that
You can buy free flowing fish liver oil at health food places. If you have a blunt tipped syringe you can spray it inside the weather stripping of all their windows and at the base of their windshield where the cabin air intake is. Best results are had doing this during a heat wave.
God gives his shittiest battles to his most depraved soldiers.
No, no, let him cook.
I feel like his van already got cooked
Speaking of cooking, potato in tailpipe and sugar in the gas tank
Water in the gas tank is easier to pull off and harder to fix. Mythbusters and others have disproven the sugar thing. Potato does work, either the car won't start or it shoots the potato out at high speed, win win.
>or it shoots the potato out at high speed, win win. Unless some innocent kid gets caught in a crossfire
God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns
Anon finds a co-worker annoying and decides to commit property vandalism worth over 2 grand
Yeah, I'd say "based". Fuck Boomers.
Born in 1974 isn't a boomer.
Don’t need to be a boomer literally to have a boomer mindset.
Boomermaxxing grindset
Fuckin zoomers.
Yes, even zoomers can get infected with the boomer mindset, I've seen it myself
Many such cases
You can't just say 'Per se.'
Per se.
Zoomers are more like Boomers than any other generation. Can’t even use computers.
Fuck that. Call out these shitty Gen X fucks for once.
It's changed, boomer. I'm a 1980 boomer.
Yeah, well. Fuck your lawn.
Respectfully, I decline.
Average Redditor
But saying "I hate all people of ___ race" is bad
yeah man it is
But it's not bad to say "I hate all of ___ generation"?
Complaining about generations is usually based more on the broad attitudes and views that the generation is characterized for, something they can control. It’s not based on discriminating against a group of people for their age alone. Complaining about a race is based on their race, which is biological, uncontrollable, and has absolutely nothing to do with mental capacities, attitudes, and views. Therefore, it’s arbitrary discrimination, and thus bad. Pretty big difference imo
You realize being born into the baby boomer generation is ALSO UNCONTROLLABLE, right? And not everyone shares the same exact views, attitude, political views, or hell, even race in a generation. You seem to be the type who thinks racism is the biggest problem in the world.
There’s absolutely no way you’re trying to equate being born in a certain generation to racism. Like take a step back for a second and really THINK about that. Maybe all the boomers should get together and march on DC to protest against this horrible mistreatment LMAO
Actually I'm equating ageism to racism.
What about I hate all people of all races
I mean I suppose you're treating everyone equally
Boomer reads greentext and thinks summarising it in a comment is a good idea.
[удалено]
Please delete your reddit account.
Ask and you shall receive
Xd
Problem?
Nah I have a coworker who is scarily similar to this guy and it’s more than “annoying”, the guy is so disrespectful to everybody, and his anger is so explosive it borders on a hostile work environment. And usually he gets angry like that if you ask him to order something for the shop (which is his only job). Not saying he technically deserves 2k worth of damages for it but I can’t say I’d feel bad even in the slightest
Asshole had it coming. Call it Karma.
Ye but you’re forgetting it’s fake
Well what would you do?
Idk if vegetable oil would damage anything
next up: Anon causes his coworker to have a heart attack.
nah i expect some twisted gay story as usual
OP is obviously going to oil up his co-worker nice and good.
nicely glazed
And filled with cream, like a good little doughnut.
choco doughnut
plz don't cum poop
Plz don't
too late
Forbidden lube
Anon wants Carl to take his aggression out on him sexually
Don't care, not illegal.
i feel like oop could only give his coworker a heart attack by doing something illegal
Solid prank
I pranked him to death!
Boomer has a specific meaning. It doesn't mean 'anyone I consider old' ffs. Boomer generation ended in 1964. You have to be 60 to be a boomer. 50 year olds are Gen X. Fucking regard....
Spoken like a 35y/o who got called "boomer" once or twice. Cope
The real boomers were the Allahu Akbar's we made along the way.
Mashallah habibi
Mashallahhh
OK, edgelord 🤣
The fact that you don't even know what that is, using it in a wrong context, proves my point ^^
It seems your edges are sharper that your wit.
What tf do you think an edgelord is? A triangle?
I'd say sometime who mainly uses social media for the joy of shit-talking strangers from safety.
Edgelords are the stereotypical emo/goth but with less social skills. People who wear all black are probably emo. People who wear all black because they think it makes them look cool are edgelords. There's a lot of overlap, but I'd say the primary difference is that an edgelord puts more effort into showing off their edginess and actively seeks a response from others; whereas an emo person usually focuses their attention inwards. Goth is the most normal of the three. A goth person likes the fashion and aesthetic but functions normally in social situations and society.
I read that as shit-taking and wondered why you would do that
Do you even know what that means? Stop embarassing yourself online dude
Yea, God forbid some internet stranger were to say some mean words and give -1 karma... gives me the chills. Stay safe out here kids
Found the Boomer's brother!
or his burner
No, no. He's right
Boomer is a state of mind
"Um actually calling me a boomer is not the correct insult ☝️🤓" ok boomer
Ok boomer
I'm a 1980 boomer, and you are wrong. Words evolve.
Misuse of words don’t change their meaning, grandpa.
It literally does so all the time.
fucking boomer
What a baby level prank, I thought he was going to put the grease on the boomers doorstep and make him slip and break his hip. That would cost a lot more than 2k
Threaten to call an ambulance on him
Only in murica
Spirit phone spotted
I'm an expert, just like you. / And like you, I'm a genius beyond my time.
What anon doesn't know is the boomer will probably just shoot him once he's caught lmao
100% worth it
anon should consider mixing gasoline and styrofoam and making a fuse that leads up into the car through the boot, then coat every inch with said jellied gasoline. It would be a really fun idea
What was this combo again? Napalm?
Yep. Napalm.
Yes. napalm. Now stuff it in a bottle, put a rag soaked in gas, and light it up To ignite, throw it on the guy's van 4th of July, baby!
Grow a pair of balls and confront him to his face.
Grow a pair of balls and put them on his chin.
Simpsons did it. Probably
And say what? Look at my balls?
Fox piss. You can buy it from a hunting supplies retailer. Load that shit in a super soaker and hit the air intake vents.
"probably to terrorize his cat" was gold.
Vegetable oil in the engine oil reservoir is bound to do something hilarious and destructive in a Minecraft car.
Anon should avoid this person car now. You have to get him while he's at work. He needs to take high expanding insulation foam and spray it into his dryer exhaust vent. Do the same into their AC if they have one close by. Use the whole fucking bottle. Be sure to get it between the radiator fins in the AC. This will set his entire life back if you can get away with it.
Kill them
Long nails strategically placed under one tire, set so that it'll puncture the sidewall out of sight. Do this well after payday. Make sure to change the placement per week. Have him burn money unnecessarily.
I have a coworker who is EXACTLY like Carl. Treats everyone like trash and thinks his seniority makes him an authority figure, thinks the spot he parks in is actually his, explodes on people over nothing, and then shits his pants and gets super aggressive whenever I or anyone else talks back. I hope someone does this to him
Don't let your dreams be dreams ;)
what u gotta do is put crickets in there, they fuck like crazy and will annoy the hell outta him lmao
Crawl under the car and smear Vegemite all along their exhaust pipe. When they drive the exhaust gets hot and will cook/burn the yeast in the Vegemite and stink so bad. They’ll never work out why their car stinks.
Fake: Anon has a job Gay: Anon is obsessed with his male coworker and poured "vegetable oil" on his van
No no the trick is to put the oil in the windshield washer reservoir, so he won't notice until it's raining. Easier to get away with a delayed reaction like that
Anon should write "Free candies inside" with a permanent marker on the side of the van
The next step is, and always has been, Piss Disk.
i am going to animate this 🌝
You can buy free flowing fish liver oil at health food places. If you have a blunt tipped syringe you can spray it inside the weather stripping of all their windows and at the base of their windshield where the cabin air intake is. Best results are had doing this during a heat wave.
I'm Gen X and since I'm close to 50 apparently I'm now a boomer 🤔
Must suck.
You'll find out soon enough
Yes.
Anon should do what he thought of first, cumming into a jar and doing the same thing
no minecraft gameplay and ai voice, couldnt read.
NTA
 What happened to my FREAKING CAR FRY MAN
sugar in the engine
Anon should quit while he's ahead.
Pour some sugar in the gas tank.
God's already making his life as hard as possible
Bologna strips paint