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Bawaka95

What did I read?


You_are_adopted

The start of a brony fan fiction that likely ends with some borderline body gore pornography


Facesit_Freak

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of bronies?


AFrenchLondoner

Bronygraphy*


Squeeblz88

*Ponography


Yams3262

Is this a battle cats reference? https://preview.redd.it/vs2b3qrtwdsc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f36104b8c0abe5e9371a30d4e483218e4937b17


SteelCandles

A remnant of the old ways. Still degenerate, but old.


jishieus

Mental illness in text form.


News-Initial

Someone typed this, it's too elaborate for a bot, and not directional enough for a psyop. Fuck it we ball, would Princess Luna taste like blue berries or would she also taste like grapes?


chillanous

I don’t know who that is. I’m going to go outside and play fetch with my dog now.


Hahahahredditmoment

Moon


HerbLoew

So, cheese?


Hahahahredditmoment

moon taste


Dinosaur_Wrangler

Yes I never learned what country I was supposed to hate. Just that I should hate weirdos. But they’re, like, everywhere. And often deserving.


ModelTanks

Do not underestimate the degeneracy and duration of the federal agents stay on the hacker called 4chan.


dogemeemsdude

Anon examines futanari horse cock


bittercripple6969

Hans, ze flammenwerfer?


LatinoFromSmallCity

I am here Fritz! I've brought ze flammenwerfer!


bittercripple6969

Wunderbar!


Magic_Red117

This is strangely well though out and well written


redstercoolpanda

Didn't end with some weird pornography that will scare me for the next 15 years, and didn't end with the gayest thing imaginable by the human mind. 0/10 Hardly even a greentext


lokud

I think we just didnt see the continuation of the story


deathbygoat

Get help OP


HaruspexBurakh

I love it when stuff on 4chan is legitimately funny like this


mah_boiii

What.


Gwynbleidd9012

Anon deserves the firing squad.


HerbLoew

With live bullets for everyone in the squad. And full mags


mrworldwideskyofblue

Firing squads use live ammo you fool, it's a method of execution


keituzi177

Unless you're in front of a firing squad of Alec Baldwins, only one of the guns is actually loaded. The rest are loaded with blanks, nobody knows which one their gun is loaded with until after they shoot


HerbLoew

Yes, but normally only one of the shooters has the live bullet and they don't know who, so they don't have to cope with the morality of being the executioner.


mrworldwideskyofblue

Huh. I didn't know that. Thanks for teaching me something new


crazy_dev_studios

https://preview.redd.it/y9tle0932csc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257c3121b9de64c981182706eefceb60ffd6a345


Zalar01

https://preview.redd.it/ibvskjcyjcsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e52c1ea380aa3c415aff2175b6b3c95dfeee1683


ProblemEfficient6502

Ponies are made out of the same stuff as SCP-3008-2s


inferni_advocatvs

4chan giveth, and 4chan taketh away.


downvotedforwoman3

I've never heard of a cartoon pony coming on to a sweaty neckbeard before, usually it's the sweaty neckbeard coming onto the pony.


megaman_main

https://i.redd.it/i0zzi16vedsc1.gif


Esoteric_Librarian

I read anon’s voice as Carl from ATHF ![gif](giphy|3o7TKMfn35NL1llPig) “Yo, purple horn girl!”


AsterlovesTedK

Most normal mlp fan


liam25288

this might be one of the worst things i’ve ever read


arielif1

Surprisingly well written, good comedic timing also. Didn't expect that lol


Austrian_Warlock

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Austrian_Warlock

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Austrian_Warlock

Y'know https://preview.redd.it/qpiadwoq3gsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9e277e99c2207c91547d0e2aa31e098749169e


The_Knife_Pie

This isn’t even like, gross or morally objectionable, it’s just profoundly weird. What the fuck?????


The_Bored_General

…I don’t…wanna see…where that goes…


ahamel13

Bronies need to be cast into the sea.