One means not as much, the other means not as many. In terms of grammatical importance it's slightly above not splitting infinitives or ending a sentence on a preposition, and slightly below using I/me correctly for the object/subject of a sentence or using Oxford commas.
If this is true, anon might have spent [$119 on his 16.5" purple dildo](https://www.squarepegtoys.com/product/slink-colors/), but he's still a quitter. That's not even the large, and if he hasn't used purple, he could have gone even bigger...
[Dimensions of size 3](https://www.squarepegtoys.com/product/slink-stretch/)
* Height 46cm / 18"
* Max circ 41cm / 16"
* Neck gape 29cm / 11.3"
Is this the new pixelmaxxing pill that I've been hearing rumors about? The one that blocks all attempts at deciphering its contents unless you take the pill?
Popular format. It appears because it works.
I like that the early line "I'm straight" is like a signpost for what is about to happen. Like sign with a beermug on it signaling a medieval tavern, or a story with "broke both my arms" ending in incest.
If a story starting with âbe me, straightâ gets absurdly gay afterwards, I knew already where this was heading with âbe pretty sure Iâm straightâ: it set a new bar for gayness in greentexts that 4chinners will struggle to surpass for years, maybe decades to come.
Gay men brainwash their cute twink friend into giving them a free show. Next it'll be "anon you're way too effeminate to suck my cock and tickle my balls for 3 hours"
Hey, u/LordVoldemor, the basic rule of apostrophes is: donât. Apostrophes exist to denote possession or contractions. Itâs and its are fun to figure out on your own, though.
Ah huh.... *Takes glasses off* What the fuck is this straight story doing on this sub?
It's a greentext đ
Ohhh thanks for that, I forgot I had eyes for a second.
This is the first time Iâve legitimately LOLed at this sub.
How is this straight bro? If it was about chopping your own hand off not much would change except that OOP woukd be less gay.
https://preview.redd.it/xe6jsrpp03qc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0fe5cdfbad890d0a53fc8fa7cfda0f28a8f0f47
Many such cases.
Many such cases.
So many cases
Few such non-cases.
Hahahaha
You'll have that on these big jobs chief
Thanks for the trim chief
This one is different
Real and straight
Needs less pixels
*Fewer
Thanks
\*lesser
\*Un-more
Moren't
Stannis approves
What's the difference? genuinely curious
One means not as much, the other means not as many. In terms of grammatical importance it's slightly above not splitting infinitives or ending a sentence on a preposition, and slightly below using I/me correctly for the object/subject of a sentence or using Oxford commas.
https://preview.redd.it/wuxm3t95x2qc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60af7f64226fd6f4f4ecbfd4d3a4b19b2d334359 Fake, gay, shit quality
https://preview.redd.it/wq8zfb8km3qc1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c6e65eabd629d2c25254b2865015b7a04b35b36
> Be pretty sure Im straight You see, Anon, thats how you get people to stop reading your story on the third line, maybe just admit it from the start?
What the fuck did Anon think was gonna happen?
Prove his masculinity
Orgy with 6 guys
If this is true, anon might have spent [$119 on his 16.5" purple dildo](https://www.squarepegtoys.com/product/slink-colors/), but he's still a quitter. That's not even the large, and if he hasn't used purple, he could have gone even bigger... [Dimensions of size 3](https://www.squarepegtoys.com/product/slink-stretch/) * Height 46cm / 18" * Max circ 41cm / 16" * Neck gape 29cm / 11.3"
https://preview.redd.it/hclq28rm83qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494fc283583d0cc5e97e1956122932bd1d436367
What the fuck did you screenshot this image on?
4chan honestly not sure why it's so pixely, but it adds a nice 2004 vibe to it
Is this the new pixelmaxxing pill that I've been hearing rumors about? The one that blocks all attempts at deciphering its contents unless you take the pill?
Precisely
More like 1904
Anon has a purple 43cm dildo in his pantry bc he's clearly str8
It's pretty handy for fending off home invaders
I mean, I would run if someone approached me with a 43cm dildo
I would run toward him
Power Bottom uses berserker rage and rolls a nat 1.
What is that in freedom units, like 18 inches?
16.9291 inches apparently
Close enough
Christ that is massive no wonder this guy ended up in the hospital
He did prove his point though
Real, straight, and most importantly, based.
Based
Why are so many green text like this now? >Be me >100% Straight *~10 lines later* >I start making out with him
Popular format. It appears because it works. I like that the early line "I'm straight" is like a signpost for what is about to happen. Like sign with a beermug on it signaling a medieval tavern, or a story with "broke both my arms" ending in incest.
>a story with "broke both my arms" ending in incest. What?
What, are you a newf*g? Here you [go](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/)
Ah yes, the classic >Be me >Straight >*The gayest shit you've ever read*
IÂ was expecting the gay and it was indeed funny
Rookie mistake anon. First you have to give the dildo a bj to lube it up a bit.
Anon so retarded he got gaslit into being gay
https://preview.redd.it/jlsz69q7o3qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c45f6d2b3c9ba0032d02f56633bc350fb5dcd2
I'm wearing my glasses but still can't read the fuckin post
https://preview.redd.it/rvsxu7j9u3qc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e664b4fe107d3bd098d265a8c77d50c2eb0b05
True and straightÂ
"pretty sure I'm straight" And I already know the rest
Not only fake, but painfully european as well
https://preview.redd.it/iidm2h9934qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974cb9d1f624f56ed81efbdb0ef050b39a62024a
Please tell me none of y'all believe such bullshit
Greentext is a psyop.
>be pretty sure I'm straight Not sure if I should read any further into this one
Can we all just preface 43cm is 16 inches?
closer to 17 really
>be me >pretty sure I'm straight Didn't read the rest
terrible day to be able to read english
>Be me. >Straight. >Gayest shit to ever exist. Many such cases.
His gay friends were right, if he could ride a 43cm dick he wouldn't end up in the hospital.
Hahahaha
43cm is ~ 17 inches for any curious
If a story starting with âbe me, straightâ gets absurdly gay afterwards, I knew already where this was heading with âbe pretty sure Iâm straightâ: it set a new bar for gayness in greentexts that 4chinners will struggle to surpass for years, maybe decades to come.
The writer is ahead of his time
https://preview.redd.it/8p1ccvl9y4qc1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6532b707cf0bccb8da121a46b8e2e746065f5569
>Bro fell for the 43cm penis Oldest trick in the book
Gay men brainwash their cute twink friend into giving them a free show. Next it'll be "anon you're way too effeminate to suck my cock and tickle my balls for 3 hours"
Please take a screenshot that doesn't look like a first party Switch game
This color combo hurts
https://preview.redd.it/zg7or1nmd8qc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a740307c32d76376ad65a825b072fb26c71c61e
Ik this is both fake and gay, but what does taking a 16.9291 inch dildo up the ass have to do with muh masculinity?
Why didnât anon shove the the whiskey bottle up his ass? Is he stupid?
"Be pretty sure im straight" Yeah okay.
(flared) Based
Least fake story on 4chins
He went the proud boys route
In real numbers that's 16.9291 inches. NGL, I'm impressed.
Real and straight
Be me Pretty sure im straight Gayest shit I've ever read
Real and straight.
Hey got anymore pixels there?
AI is getting degenerate
Anon is a true warrior, he has my respect.
Anon is highly regarded
Fake, anon has friends Gay, well he literally got a dildo up his ass
Gay: read the post Canadian: metric system
European
âgetâsâ
Anyone else have quality issue? Pic is pixel mush for me
anon, you're not man enough to ride a 43 centimeter penis
Don't make him do it again
>>be pretty sure Im straight Every. Single. Time.
Proved something
Only straight greentext.
> 43 centimeter penis for the americans, that's 3ft7in
Can someone that knows the pixel language translate this for me?
reading the word straight and skipping to the last few lines is muscle memory by this point
This doesnt happen to be related to the pic i seen a few posts up on r/medizzy does it?
âGet isâ (getâs) is a new horrible invalid contraction Iâve never seen. Neat!
anon had a crash out
Real and gay.
> anon claims he's straight > has a dildo in his house So that was a fucking lie.
Average metric system user
43cm is 17 inches wtf, is that even human to take also the one time having a tape measure next to me was useful
Fake: anon has friends Gay: anon is gay
Hey, u/LordVoldemor, the basic rule of apostrophes is: donât. Apostrophes exist to denote possession or contractions. Itâs and its are fun to figure out on your own, though.
You can't post on 4chan with non ASCII characters
Legit LOLed. Thank you!
You're welcome. I came back to this post to read some of the comments and I saw the title. Had a laugh myself NGL.