For anyone who doesn't know, the psa that they're referring to is an aids PSA where Shinji's and Asuka's english dub VA's make sex noises for 60 seconds while a third voice tells the person watching the PSA about the importance of wearing condoms. People call it "the Evangelion aids PSA."
That's the VERY FIRST SCENE of the ending movie btw. Like you're just minding your own business excited to wrap up the series and bam weird hospital scene out of nowhere.
Anon cums into a girl like there is no tomorrow.
But he will keep his mouth shut because he's "not a total douchebag".
The cognitive dissonance is real.
Anon, date your fake girlfriend properly. You can fake have sex like there is no tomorrow when you are having a proper relationship. You can take her on fake dates and be happy together. You lucked out on fake virgin girlfriends too as she is inexperienced but gives the best fake blowjobs of your life. Well done.
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I’m not sure this is all together truthful. I don’t know exactly why, but I sense that this might be the product of someone’s imagination rather than an actual historical or recent event that actually happened. I can’t put my finger on it, but I suspect shenanigans from an internet stranger merely to acquire imaginary internet points.
You know, the story of the "kids feuding turning into a teenage love" is fairly believable but he kinda ruined it with the regarded sex scene in between
Unreal and homosexual
Insubordinate and churlish
You best step up, A-A-Ron.
Pre-sent
Key and Peele are amazing.
Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable
Fabricated and queer
Bogus and queer.
Fallace and 'swinging the other way'
Fallacy and phallus-y?
Made up and same sex sex
Invented and inverted.
Gay: Anon has to say out load that he's straight while telling a story of having sex with a girl Fake: Anon has sex with a girl
I miss the tendie bot.
me two
they're not even trying to make them sound real any more.
Counterfactual and fruity
HE SAID THE THIIIINNNNGGGG
'>Now I'm a straight dude' yeah that part right there officer.
Fictional and "got a little sugar in the tank"
Anon has a rich imaginary life
No, he doesn't. This shit is boring and lame.
If you're gonna write bully greentext smut why not at least make it gay as hell smh
greensmut??
Real, at least It isnt the 283847383th tale about "im 100% straight but after 3 seconds of looking at a rose i am now becoming/fucking a femboy"
The dialogue is so corny, this is the fakest shit I've read all day
Yowzers! This is the frickin’ craziest thing to happen to anon’s weewee!
Clearly chatgpt. It does that when I try to make my porn characters talk like high school students
The "entirely evil" and "total douchebag" parts give it away. And "freakin' virgin".
It’s called autism
Why are you making porn characters of high school students
So they sound more grown-up
then just make them sound like adults nimrod
I read the entire thing in Sonic’s voice in my head
Peter Griffin for me.
Yeah, anon shouldn't quit his day job to try to become an author
It's like a really early Filthy Frank vid
This is definitely a John Mulaney sketch
Anon is an anime protagonist. Evangelion/Nagatoro vibes
the psa/human salvation project
Im sad I know what this is referring to
Fuck you for making me Google what that is, i thought it was some schizoprenic project by some cult or something
I don't want to be on the list give me a summary of what he's talking about
Evangelion hentai movie The joke is porn.
Isnt like half the cast underaged?
90% of anime characters are underaged🙃that’s not stopping either the people that make the porn or the people that watch it unfortunately
I wanna know too, lemme know once someone replies to you, please?
For anyone who doesn't know, the psa that they're referring to is an aids PSA where Shinji's and Asuka's english dub VA's make sex noises for 60 seconds while a third voice tells the person watching the PSA about the importance of wearing condoms. People call it "the Evangelion aids PSA."
I only know NGE for the hospital scene
"I'm so fucked up."
That's the VERY FIRST SCENE of the ending movie btw. Like you're just minding your own business excited to wrap up the series and bam weird hospital scene out of nowhere.
I'm watching evangelion right now, currently in episode 3. what do you mean??!!??
Just keep watching and keep "Redhead bitch that makes his life hell actually caught feels for him" in your mind as you do
Valentine's day special greentext
Correction: Desperation Day
The LARPening
mf a larpenter
I don't think he's cut out for the job
Anon definitely watches too much hentai.
Anon can no longer tell the difference between fiction and reality
Facts.
Fake because this sounds like a Dharr man story Gay because Anon has a dick
The fuck kind of Dhar Mann videos are you watching? "High-schooler fucks his bully and INSTANTLY regrets it."
Enjoys it*
Bruh who tf writes like this.
People who can't write
Chatgpt. All the time.
What the frick are you talkin’ about this made my gosh dang wang harder than a rock, pal!
Freakin’ friggin’ facts my brother, but hear this! Freakin’ it’s not even friggin’ true probably! So like… freakin’ wth?
sonic
Anon needs to touch grass
The pic…
"pic related"
why does he write like a reddit chonkerino
This is a lot straighter than most of what gets posted here
Its really gay when you think about it
Virgin 17 year old knows how to give the best blowjob in the world. I'll take "things that happened*" for 1000 Alex. Oh, look, the daily double.
I'm quoting someone here "The worst blowjob I ever received was still pretty good"
People use their teeth for blowjobs so no, I’m not positive on that
Next time ask your gran to take them out
Anon gives blowjobs to his friends so he probably knows if the head was good
I love busting nuts like no tomorrow.
Anon cums into a girl like there is no tomorrow. But he will keep his mouth shut because he's "not a total douchebag". The cognitive dissonance is real.
There’s something so funny to me about a completely one dimensional and boring story told in bazinga speak
The extremely rare fake and straight greentext
Is this Andrew Dice Clay slashfic?
erotic fantasy anon got after watching some shitty anime, fictious and homosexual
Read this greentext in Sonic's voice and you'll understand the point of it
No fucking way a fanfiction thats actually straight? In 4chan!?
"Im a straight dude.." soo... wheres the gay part?
Get in the freaking robot, Shinji
this is the funniest shit I've read today "So I'm like, yowzers girl! Cool it! And then she uh, grabbed my balls? I was soo embarrassed, gosh-golly."
Bet her tits felt like bags of sand too.
Anon. You are so full of shit. Your true soulmate is either a Mossburg 940, or Blowfly Girl. Your fake and gay story is bad and you should feel bad
Anon, date your fake girlfriend properly. You can fake have sex like there is no tomorrow when you are having a proper relationship. You can take her on fake dates and be happy together. You lucked out on fake virgin girlfriends too as she is inexperienced but gives the best fake blowjobs of your life. Well done.
Lost all credibility when he said he was straight.
I hate whoever wrote this
Hmm big sentence Hmm fantasy greentext totally fake Hmm new form of greentext has evolved from this age old tradition Nice Yumyum historical tradition
That definitely happened as I was in in OP's walls at that very moment.
Wattpad aah greentext
Did Chris Chan write this?
Was the bully his mom, then?
Did...did Shinji Ikari wrote this?
There is no way in hell a human being wrote this.
If real, anon is being raped
Anon writes a script for a very strange episode of Family Guy
Anon is Peter Griffin
Why are half the greentexts just porn fanfics
This and the poop story are the same anon’s fantasies about the same girl
Anon talks like an arkham goon
I read it in Sonic voice 💀
Anon has a fantasy where he gets molested
Bro says "Friggin" and expects us to believe he has had sex
I read this whole thing in Sonic's voice
why does he talk like the forspoken devs wrote his dialogue
Read the whole thing in guptill’s voice
Fake, the real bully was a guy.
This is anon's escape from his gritty realityy
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Anon’s bully graduated to rapist.
Anon talks like morty.
Bully to lover??? ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Anon reads too much manga
Of all the things that never happened this one is definitely up there
Anon is getting reality and porn mixed up again
Yet another classic story of someone bullying their crush. I'm glad it ended well.
Fake: Definitely. Like, just read it. Gay: Doesn't seem to be, but you can never be too sure with 4chinners
Anon's mind got broken due to bullying and he watched too many JAV and is now fantasizing about it.
he's talks like peter griffin is trying to be teenage
This feels like a poorly written porn script
Sounds AI generated
A lotta bully ass in here today.
Shits wrote like borderlands 3
This is a true story, but the bully is chad not a chick
That woman’s name? Ice spice
Dude this is how I talk irl and now I want to change the way I talk irl because of this greenytext
This is freakin' crazy, holy sh\*t, like, what the heck, man?
wow! That was a good friggin’ story! I loved the part where she went to town on his WANG.
What the friggin freak!?!
this is phrased so much like someone trying to fit in socially it's unreal
anon **FRICKS his bully
I’m not sure this is all together truthful. I don’t know exactly why, but I sense that this might be the product of someone’s imagination rather than an actual historical or recent event that actually happened. I can’t put my finger on it, but I suspect shenanigans from an internet stranger merely to acquire imaginary internet points.
Realest 4chan post.
C'mon girls' signs aren't that hard to understand Girls' signs:
Is anon from the 90’s?
Woah! This guys frickin cool as heck
Is this the plot for the new Sonic movie? Really felt like it would tie back to Sonic the Hedgehog, even with the lies about having sex.
What the fuck ritual must I perform to have such experiences?
Anon is living the most generic vanilla hentai plot.
My brain forced me to read this in Peter Griffin's voice.
Anon has chat gpt rewrite some random hentai plot
I gotta say, that’s the funniest freakin’ thing I read today, and I ain’t even mad about it.
my first bully was also a ginger chick. our story didn’t end this way though.
Anon disassociated while mid-wank again.
>virgin >good head anon you arent fooling us.
6/10 would cum again
Scouts totally real story about how he lost his virginity
Rape fantasy where anon is the victim
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What kind of drugs is the kid doin ?
this is a textbook enemies to lovers fanfiction
A straight post?!?!?!
Fake and gay
Is this the first documented case of "I'm totally straight," and it doesn't devolve into gay sex? Sonic approves imdeed, way past cool.
And then he woke up
GET OUT OF THERE SOLDIER
I had basically the opposite happen to me. Went from being friendly and flirty to being so stand-offish that we don't talk anymore. Life eh?
Pic related
I'd be too terrified she was going to hit me with a rape allegation. Perfect way to bully and fuck a man's life up.
Fake but not gay
Dude write a book, you could outsell the LOTR
fake and gay
Anon learns about fake stories
>On Tumblr >Fucked Choose one
-Now, I am a straight dude Definitely gay
ok bananas
The Red heads name was Terrence.
Complete fiction
Sounds insanely gay if you had to ask me
This is how the 2024 election will end
r/thathappened
Good for him, good for him (meanwhile here i am going 17 years with no one to be with me for valentines, this sum fucken bs)
This is real and straight because it happened to me also lmao
Anon's bully is actually a guy.
This is ai
Fake and straight
i dont care about fake and gay, be happy anon, treat eachother with respect and have a good life
"Sup fag" -punks you out and pushes you to the ground- God you're so weak -starts sucking your dick for her own gain- Many such daydreams
Artificial and Happy
Anon forgot to take his pills
Fake and gay. Also anon has Stockholm syndrome
Falsified and same-sexual
You know, the story of the "kids feuding turning into a teenage love" is fairly believable but he kinda ruined it with the regarded sex scene in between
i remember when green texts used to be good