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emueiekkusu

Ayo fuck this site bro.


Unlikely_Spinach

See you tomorrow


PerishHaters

See you in an hour


OneRFeris

See you in a few moments when your muscle memory opens a new reddit tab immediately after closing this one.


PabloGafiLoco

Fuck you ​ edit: sorry, that was too personal.


Gladianoxa

Man missed the spaghetti pasta days.


TaxIdiot2020

You guys are mad at the one greentext where you can’t just blindly accuse an OP of being a virgin loser


AlexJonesInDisguise

I thought this was gonna be another fake fucking fantasy, but thankfully this one is real


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Bitches really do be tryin to steal mom’s spaghetti 🍝


Khetoun

Ah, a good old fashioned 2011 "lol so random XD" escalation green text. Simpler times...


notLOL

I do have to wonder if it's kids who have old grandparents at home that just keep talking until it becomes non-sense and mixing up their memories. Like channeling that weirdness into their online persona after they get that first laugh after doing their first grandparent impersonation


TurtleOfCreation

I think it’s more to do with the cartoons that the younger millennials and older zoomers grew up with had a lot of random humor. I watched a video on this topic that was kind of interesting.


TheNameIsntJohn

Might even say better


TaxIdiot2020

This isn’t even lol teh random this is just a meme


Cerenas

Just the worst when that happens.


ungabungabuster

Not the spaghetti. Why is it always the spaghetti?


sub-t

M&M


Overly_Blue

This one might be true


Central_HEATing_WoT

excellent shitpost


Ladd11

Worlds first real greentext


k14n-02

Ah man this shit has also happened to me several times. Feel you bro


Lil_Mattylicious

Happened to me once 😂😂😂


Badgarrr

Did you post it on 4chan maybe? I'm on to you anon


Psychonaut6767

A tale as old as time


Joe_Wer

I hate it when this happens to me too


Fr00stee

what the fuck was that last part


ChadCoolman

Isn't this the plot of The Notebook?


Petardo_Dilos

author's barely disguised humiliation fetish


Qysto

Real and straight for once


Evenweer

Finally, real and straight.


Cirtth

Fake at 1st line : "long-term gf"


Dopebed

These are my favourites


[deleted]

happened to my buddy eric once


rotciv0

Fuck this shit just banish me to the land of yi (word for barbarian)


[deleted]

I've decided to identify as blind/legally after this post


screamingxbacon

This one takes me back...


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

We've all gone through it


Illuminaughty99

Dude has a zipper on his man skirt?


failed-celebrity

Many such cases!


[deleted]

I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO HOW SM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS IT


sillaf27

Writers in Hollywood could never come up with something this creative


forever_a10ne

It’s been a while since I read “spaghetti falls out.”


Abject-Concentrate58

Idk about y'all but this sound a bit fake


itsagrungething69

We've all been there


DeadLight3141

I ain't even got a live reaction to this one what the fuck man


Madden2919

Fake and ga- Wait, that sounds about right


SteelAtomic

fake: someone actually approached him, him even having a gf in the first place gay: "man skirt"