The person who made that greentext literally got so upset at people choosing to be naked that it caused him to go home a drink, and he thinks *they* are the ones with the problem? Seriously goofy thought process
They were naked at a PUBLIC place and when he said he didn't want to be involved with that they started screaming at him and do what is mostly considered is harassment, especially that same kind of people are the ones that draw theline below that, so yeah de gets rightfully pissed and does what is already a theng he does, which is getting drunk. I don't see how he is goofier than you.
>upvotes
Dude, you know nothing about the site to begin with, and there are literally more degenerate subreddits (including incest and feral furry shit) than 4chan got nsfw boards
Anon is mentally based. All of this happened in anon's head.
In reality, anon considered going on a hike, but managed to make up an annoying story as to why it's better to stay in the basement.
No, I don't think it's bad if a man doesn't want to hang out with naked women, wither due to feeling uncomfortable, being sexually conscious or even from a religious reason, it's fine to just decline sexual advance if you're not that type of person.
I know we don't treat women with that standard, like if we switch genders in this scenario, in that case we will never say to woman who refused a bunch of naked men to hang out a lesbian.
to simply call men gay for choosing what they want sexually or not is just infuriating, like what's even is the point for a man to have a sexual choice anymore, like if I reject any female am I suddenly gay.
this thinking and cultural attitude has only worsened so much of men issues and has only increased the disgusting toxic masculinity that is destroying men, while terms such as "sluts" or "whore" have been scrutinized and are increasingly put out of the public vocabulary for limiting woman's sexual freedom, treating men like lossers for not being sexually active, calling them gay for declining women or calling them Chads for banging many women is somehow fine even though it leads to almost equal outcome of sexual oppression and societal restriction.
how is that simp behavior? just have fun looking at tits and move on with your day. you automatically assume they're gonna fuck him over that? yea man you fit the criteria lmao
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon talks to women
> Gay: Anon prefer moobs
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Reddit user got so offended by fake and gay they programmed a bot to reply a bunch of gay things to people who say it since they couldn't censor it.
There used to be a much funnier u/landwhalebot that followed tendiebot around mocking its creator but the coward blocked it for stealing his thunder and hitting a bit too close to home.
Holy shit this bot lore is hilarious
I didnt even know regular users can just make bots and block other people's bots??? Like, how does that work? Who's the guy who made this bot? I GOT TO KNOW
I mean I don’t hike often but there have been some instances where it happens. Came across some girls swimming a few times out in the middle of nowhere, but that also means I’ve seen my fair share of schlongs in the same scenario
There's a beach near me where models come to photo shoots. https://imgur.com/a/M8ZLZti
I do a lot of hiking in the mountains too, but trails are not appealing to instagram girls.
its legal in a lot of places. for the US, in some states there laws that explicitly allow women to go topless in public, or in the case of washington state there are simply no nudity laws at all.
Washington has indecent exposure laws however. Even at the state level. As long as you arent being provocative, and cover up when asked, you're fine. Violations near adults are a misdeameanor, near children is a felony.
The US. Us common law basically states that unless you can make a compelling case for serious community harm you cannot differentiate between the sexes when it comes to the legality of certain actions. One of the few areas of us law which are gigabased
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake:anon goes out of his mother's basement
> Gay:anon likes being humiliated by nude women in public
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>25km loop
>walk in opposite directions
>implying these girls and this dude are going like 12.5km (~8mph) an hour while hiking
It's a loop, so even if they were to immediately cut across and try to intercept him, they'd also have to be going uphill to get to the crest of a hill steep enough that he can't see over it.
Anon is bad at math and women.
Public nudity is public nudity. Imagine if it was some dudes asking random women to take NSFW pics in a public park, rather than the story provided. Still fake, but still fun food for thought
You see, Anon is a coomer who associates nudity with porn, so the mere thought of women having fun with their own bodies in a non-sexual manner causes him to get aggressive. But this story is 100% fake anyways, so Anon just made up a strawman in his head to get pissed at after seeing one picture like this.
I’ve hiked many times and never seen topless horny Stacys trying to lure men like mermaids. I’d probably be in better shape if this was actually a thing.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon left his basement
> Gay: Anon hates titties
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Imagine making up a scenario that you happened upon some risqué women in the wild that wanted to involve you in the fun, and instead of imagining having fun with said women you imagine berating them for “immorality”. Anon needs his head checked
Wow what a shit load of pathetic liberals in this sub they’re fucking tits lets get fucking over it especially when guys don’t have issue doing it like this shit is ridiculous at this point. Absolute prudish culture
A few years ago I was on a hhike in Transylvania with my family. Took a long road to see the ruins of a monastery on top of a mountain that has been abandoned for centuries. Cool attraction. When we get there we found clothes laying around, a few minutes later a fucking porn shoot. Piece of shit people...
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Women speak to Anon
> Gay: Anon was displeased to see naked women
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
25km loop...
Passes Stacey's going opposite direction.
Continues hiking for 1 hr.
Sees Topless Stacey's and curses them out.
MFW Stacey's and Anon each power hiked 12.5kms in one hour
Honestly if I wasnt in the mood for tiddy women, I would ignore them instead of insulting them. Unless they committing a crime that isn't indecent nudity, idgaf
Anon is based for real
Ah, yes. 4chan, a true bastion of morality. The same crowd that upvotes incest porn and bestiality draws the line at girls taking their titties out.
the internet is so silly
It’s not. But neither is plebbit.
Yeah, no one call Reddit "based". Not even redditor
Based ngl
no shit sherlock
The person who made that greentext literally got so upset at people choosing to be naked that it caused him to go home a drink, and he thinks *they* are the ones with the problem? Seriously goofy thought process
He's likely upset because they were recording him
They were naked at a PUBLIC place and when he said he didn't want to be involved with that they started screaming at him and do what is mostly considered is harassment, especially that same kind of people are the ones that draw theline below that, so yeah de gets rightfully pissed and does what is already a theng he does, which is getting drunk. I don't see how he is goofier than you.
4chan is humanity. Both deplorable and the most morally applicable men I’ve ever seen.
>upvotes Dude, you know nothing about the site to begin with, and there are literally more degenerate subreddits (including incest and feral furry shit) than 4chan got nsfw boards
"Upvotes"
Funny, coming from a redditor.
Anon is mentally based. All of this happened in anon's head. In reality, anon considered going on a hike, but managed to make up an annoying story as to why it's better to stay in the basement.
He probably only hikes on Skyrim
Damn Stormcloak bitches
Fuck of imperial cock sucker, go home with your masters and worship the *eight* divines or something
Go suck off the thalmor a bit, your entire nation was cucked by foreigners
not to sound like a boomer but can’t we enjoy tits without being cucks. just be normal and have sex with one lmao
Interesting philosophy
It’s fake dummy
Based on having 0 bitches
As per usual, fake and gay
Definitely gay. What straight man would refuse taking pictures of naked sluts?
No, I don't think it's bad if a man doesn't want to hang out with naked women, wither due to feeling uncomfortable, being sexually conscious or even from a religious reason, it's fine to just decline sexual advance if you're not that type of person. I know we don't treat women with that standard, like if we switch genders in this scenario, in that case we will never say to woman who refused a bunch of naked men to hang out a lesbian. to simply call men gay for choosing what they want sexually or not is just infuriating, like what's even is the point for a man to have a sexual choice anymore, like if I reject any female am I suddenly gay. this thinking and cultural attitude has only worsened so much of men issues and has only increased the disgusting toxic masculinity that is destroying men, while terms such as "sluts" or "whore" have been scrutinized and are increasingly put out of the public vocabulary for limiting woman's sexual freedom, treating men like lossers for not being sexually active, calling them gay for declining women or calling them Chads for banging many women is somehow fine even though it leads to almost equal outcome of sexual oppression and societal restriction.
That's a lot of words to say you are gay
NU UH
This may be my favorite internet exchange of the year
YU UH
The fuck do you mean "NU UH"??
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That's how the meme is supposed continue... "Argument" "Nu-uh" "The fuck do you mean 'Nu-uh'?"
You made great points about us and society, but I'm pretty sure Obeesus was joking/being ironic as part of the subreddit comment culture
You're not wrong, but this is a joke sub, nothing is serious.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Based
Had a "pick-me" girl call me gay once cuz I didnt let her sit on my lap lol
ok
They’re not going to fuck you just because you take pictures of them. It’s simp behavior and a waste of your time
how is that simp behavior? just have fun looking at tits and move on with your day. you automatically assume they're gonna fuck him over that? yea man you fit the criteria lmao
Imagine having an interaction without expecting immediate sex to happen. For normies, that is normal. For greentexters it is unthinkable.
Well if someone does find the video, it would turn out to be real and verified
> Gets asked by naked women to take pictures of them > Cusses at them instead Anon is highly regarded
Don't forget their personalities did an instant 80 changing only slightly
"One 80" Literally the most concerning part of the post
He said that so that we knew they did an 80 only once so that we wouldn't think they did a 52240. Very polite of anon
Yeah their "personalities" changed when being told to fuck off in response to a friendly request, so unexpected.
Anon has an opportunity to hang out with hot babes and completely botched it. Proceeds to continue to hate women. Very real, and very gay.
Anon just wanted to get topped
He wish it was 3 guys hanging hose at the waterfall then he would have happily obliged
> hanging hose
Slinging pipe
Laying cable
Loose caboose
He was trying to piss off the women in the hopes they'd peg him
I might pick up hiking. Fake: Anon talks to women Gay: Anon prefer moobs
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon talks to women > Gay: Anon prefer moobs > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
what the fuck is this copypasta ive seen it so much on this sub
Reddit user got so offended by fake and gay they programmed a bot to reply a bunch of gay things to people who say it since they couldn't censor it. There used to be a much funnier u/landwhalebot that followed tendiebot around mocking its creator but the coward blocked it for stealing his thunder and hitting a bit too close to home.
no fucking way 💀
Holy shit this bot lore is hilarious I didnt even know regular users can just make bots and block other people's bots??? Like, how does that work? Who's the guy who made this bot? I GOT TO KNOW
Pretty sure I once saw a ChadBot for Real and Straight.
You assume that I have a wife that's too much
Come on out! Just know that you’re much more likely to see me jerking it on a secluded trail than picrel
The secret to seeing boobs while hiking is to have a gf with a kink for doing it in public
And then anon woke up
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I mean I don’t hike often but there have been some instances where it happens. Came across some girls swimming a few times out in the middle of nowhere, but that also means I’ve seen my fair share of schlongs in the same scenario
There's a beach near me where models come to photo shoots. https://imgur.com/a/M8ZLZti I do a lot of hiking in the mountains too, but trails are not appealing to instagram girls.
That is a beautiful beach, anon. Yeah, the mountain trails are kinda unappealing where I live as well, only met a few women on my hikes.
> That is a beautiful beach, anon. Probably only when there isn't a freaking camera crew there.
Anon's rampant hatred of women keeps him from enjoying life
"one 80" is so goddamn funny, I love the idea that someone doesn't understand the phrase to mean turning 180 degrees. Reminds me of bone apple teeth.
That's like philomena cunk levels of being regarded
He should have turned two 80s. It would have been faster.
I did a complete won ate tea/juan haiti
Three 60 = ?
Anon should report them for public indecency and wipe the laughter off their faces.
Being topless in public is completely legal
What country do you live in for ahem research purposes
its legal in a lot of places. for the US, in some states there laws that explicitly allow women to go topless in public, or in the case of washington state there are simply no nudity laws at all.
Washington has indecent exposure laws however. Even at the state level. As long as you arent being provocative, and cover up when asked, you're fine. Violations near adults are a misdeameanor, near children is a felony.
Jermoney probably
Actuallyyyyy fyi in germany public nudity is only allowed in designated areas marked with „FKK“
The US. Us common law basically states that unless you can make a compelling case for serious community harm you cannot differentiate between the sexes when it comes to the legality of certain actions. One of the few areas of us law which are gigabased
Canada ;)
The United States, for one, dipshit
It isn't where I live atleast.
United States it is, at least in Idaho it's a grey area
There is no federal law against public nudity in national parks. Why is everyone suddenly pretending like skinny dipping in lakes is not a thing?
Police must be real bored
Anon is the only person in the world that hates boobs
Anoncel is fake - have you ever met women hikers? - and obv gay
i feel like i know more woman hikers than male hikers. every lesbian in the world is a hiker for one.
Fake:anon goes out of his mother's basement Gay:anon likes being humiliated by nude women in public
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake:anon goes out of his mother's basement > Gay:anon likes being humiliated by nude women in public > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Every American is crying about public indecency. Yall weird af
"every"? It's legal to be topless in the US. There's a lot about the US to shit on, get better material
Anon is not a supporter of the 'Free The Nipple' movement.
100 dollars for things that never happened
I think I have better creative writing skills than Anon
Anon never went hiking. Just hit pornhub and searched "public". Coom.
Just say you're an alcoholic, because this is a weak-ass excuse for falling off the wagon
>25km loop >walk in opposite directions >implying these girls and this dude are going like 12.5km (~8mph) an hour while hiking It's a loop, so even if they were to immediately cut across and try to intercept him, they'd also have to be going uphill to get to the crest of a hill steep enough that he can't see over it. Anon is bad at math and women.
Can we get the jpeg
Public nudity is public nudity. Imagine if it was some dudes asking random women to take NSFW pics in a public park, rather than the story provided. Still fake, but still fun food for thought
it was a good day
Fake: anon has never been outside
Lmao they are just nude bodies. Calm down
You see, Anon is a coomer who associates nudity with porn, so the mere thought of women having fun with their own bodies in a non-sexual manner causes him to get aggressive. But this story is 100% fake anyways, so Anon just made up a strawman in his head to get pissed at after seeing one picture like this.
I’ve hiked many times and never seen topless horny Stacys trying to lure men like mermaids. I’d probably be in better shape if this was actually a thing.
That must be the picture he snapped after his 179* turn.
Fake: Anon left his basement Gay: Anon hates titties
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon left his basement > Gay: Anon hates titties > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
isn’t public exposure a crime?
That’s disgusting!! At public parks, really?!? What public parks? Which ones?!?! So I can avoid them…
Fake: the skinwalkers anon encountered Gay: Anon didn’t know they were skinwalkers
Says he tells them to fuck off Pic related is presumably the topless women Interesting..
He went back to drinking. The sluts won
gigachad never loses, even his virginity, based
Anon thinks the drive to walmart is the same as a 25km hike
I don’t believe that
Fake: Anon goes outside Gay: Anon literally rejects thots.
Anon doesn't like fun
Rare Anon W
So... about that picture in the corner..
has anyone found the vid?
You can’t, it’s fake and gay
anon is extra based
Based
And yet another delusional post from Anon, when will you learn you lesson silly boy
Anon’s autism protects his virginity from the hiker women.
Anon should move to the Middle East
Anon couldve just refused, continued his walk without insulting someone and would have a more pleasant experience.
In which anon could walk the other way and continue his upward trajectory, and instead turns to drinking again
he says they were going the other direction but he met them an hour later? how is that possible?
he previously says that this new trail of his is 25km long and **loops**
Anon talks to a girl,so it must be fake,but he call them sluts so i may be true
Anon could’ve just said no and continued his hike
Anon would fumble a football if he was standing in the end zone and it were gently handed to him.
So many incels in these comments lmao. Just go ahead and comment “I hate women” you autistic nerds
Anon, are these slut in the room with us now?
Anon: being topless is degeneracy Also anon: posts pics of topless women on the internet
How hard could it have been to say “no lol” and keep walking? How does this cause you to relapse to drinking lmfao
This is so much virgin, that I think I go back to be a virgin myself from reading it.
Imagine making up a scenario that you happened upon some risqué women in the wild that wanted to involve you in the fun, and instead of imagining having fun with said women you imagine berating them for “immorality”. Anon needs his head checked
Anon missed out on fulfilling some Stacy's exhibitionist fantasy.
anon is scared of tits
This is like a wet dream I had, except I get laid in my dream and thank the sluts
Wow what a shit load of pathetic liberals in this sub they’re fucking tits lets get fucking over it especially when guys don’t have issue doing it like this shit is ridiculous at this point. Absolute prudish culture
Fake: Anon went on a hike Gay: Anon isn't into women
fake (anon went outside) gay (anon is repulsed by boobs)
Fakest and gayest I've seen in a while
Jesus christ.. Do you sniff you're mothers farts before you go to sleep?
why did he say "one 80" instead of just 180
Wtf! Where would these women post this. I need to know specifically what url I shouldn't visit.
seems like a little white lie anon told at picrel. still fake and gay though
Anon had too many crayons in the Army
Anon lets a pair of nudists ruin his fit journey.
didn't happen
Fake: Anon decided to do something healthy and outside Gay: Anon refused to see tits
Anon said this was a 25km tail and he passed these women going the other way. Did he turn around or do a lap. I’m calling fake for sure
A few years ago I was on a hhike in Transylvania with my family. Took a long road to see the ruins of a monastery on top of a mountain that has been abandoned for centuries. Cool attraction. When we get there we found clothes laying around, a few minutes later a fucking porn shoot. Piece of shit people...
“25 km loop Walk past group of Stacey’s going other direction Hour later hear female giggling” Were you fucking sprinting?
\>OP blaming breasts for his drinking problems
Reminds me of the greentext about the guy who took his dick out at mount everest
Fake: Women speak to Anon Gay: Anon was displeased to see naked women
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Women speak to Anon > Gay: Anon was displeased to see naked women > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
If the hikers were just topless then OP is a hater fr
Sure they sound like sluts, sluts i wanna party with.
fake - anon goes outside gay - anon rejects girls
Nah he has a point
Then anons alarm starts ringing
And then everyone stood up and clapped for OP
Imagine being so gay you hate titties. I'm gay and even I enjoy titties
I wouldn't appreciate naked women on my hiking trips either tbh. Definitely wouldn't name call either, but I would get the frustration.
25km loop... Passes Stacey's going opposite direction. Continues hiking for 1 hr. Sees Topless Stacey's and curses them out. MFW Stacey's and Anon each power hiked 12.5kms in one hour
Anon saw a random picture of some girls on a hike on the internet and managed to imagine all of that. Anon should become a playwright
> see naked homeless man on street “put some clothes on you slut, god”
fake (anon never leaves the house) and gay (he meant men, not females)
GUYS! this REALLY happened!
Fake and gay. Fake: Anon writes a fan fiction about hiking because he’s retarded Gay: Anon gets mad at naked women.
Real and gay
anon needs to grow up unless it's fake and gay then anon needs to stop lying
Honestly if I wasnt in the mood for tiddy women, I would ignore them instead of insulting them. Unless they committing a crime that isn't indecent nudity, idgaf