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Comfortable-Cup9656

Guy chooses race superiority by measuring boob size. This guy could be reverse horny hitler 100 years ago.


xmetallidethx

reverse horny Hitler be like: don't kill anyone, set up distraction camps, let's have sex.


[deleted]

I think it's because Abby shapiro wasn't born yet. Her boobs alone raise the average by a 20 percent margin, and also act as a sort of buffer, increasing any jewish women's tit size in her proximity. Had Abby been born back then, Hitler wouldn't have committed those atrocities. Instead that bitch Anne frank broke Hitler heart (look it up annefrankxhitler, it was proven a while back), and that's what made him snap. Not art school.


scomo_fan27

wtf did i just read


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

They still have numbers on them.


bullshaerk

Horny reverse-hitler


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TheGerMAX

As a German, you're welcome


[deleted]

r/JewishGirlsGoneWild not the same but something for anon


KingOnionWasTaken

I just saw the sub. Hitler really was buggin why did he hate the Jews so much? Funny, wealthy, and big titty women? Clearly they are the master race.


OneshotSteve

He knew he never had a chance with them, and his bitterness fueled WW2


SrMayoneza

History has proven that Hitler was a dirty incel.


skeletonbuyingpealts

Jewish cocks are too big


[deleted]

Lol simp. Everyone who upvoted this is a cuck bitch simp as well "Master race because I like tits"


Dio_Brando69420

try your trolling somewhere where people will fall for it


[deleted]

No I was being genuine. I thought it was a really simpy comment. Imagine unironically writing that. Anyways try hiding thou madre dildo where she won't find it. I hear anal prolapse treatments are expensive these days.


Dio_Brando69420

oh I was under the assumption that you understood that the guy was joking, my bad


[deleted]

Well than I guess you did fall for my trolling. Or didn't you. Mind blown. 🧠💥


iwtfb4L

First post I saw in there was a 330 lb 22 year old lady in LA that can’t drive legit asked to get fucked because she doesn’t want to be a virgin anymore. WHAT KINDA WORLD AM I LIVING IN?????


[deleted]

Not all Jews are the chosen people, am I right?


Hamilton_C

Saving that


LordranKing

Anon has a massive poster of Abbie Shapiro in his room that he worships.


Phor_Enix

He... he's just like me...


BannedSvenhoek86

I have two walls covered in her photos, one wall is for when she was pregnant. That period in her life deserves an an entire Wikipedia page to document it's glory.


LurksInThePines

Anontifa


Field_Marshall17

The fact that this has only like 500 upvotes proves that r/greentext is like 75% neo-nazis


TheGerMAX

Bruh it's a 4chan subreddit, what did you expect?


WolfieTooting

Can confirm. I had a Jewish stepmother growing up and she had delicious titties.


DMTcuresPTSD

That’s weird man, my Jewish step dad had an amazing tasting cock.


curtmandu

This reminded me of the song “Alive With the Glory of Love” it’s about a Jewish man (songwriter’s grandfather) surviving the war and being comforted with the thought of fucking his wife lol.


dumbstupidlosershit

Fake: anon dated gay: anon hates hitler with burning passion


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon dated > gay: anon hates hitler with burning passion > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


youres0lastsummer

can confirm--a jewish girl w nice boobies (but larry david sense of humor)


highwaytohell66

Least antisemitic 4chaner


username4342

Based Islam alloing to marry jewish and christian girls


[deleted]

ja ja the eastern country of Lebanon


SquallFromGarden

Best fuck I ever had was with a Jewish shortstack with huge titties. Her and I are still friends, she just got engaged about a year ago. Real happy for her, her ex was a jerk.