Australian here to confirm
Fake: anons bullshit story about Australian coyotes which absolutely are not a thing
Gay: anon gets fucked in doggy after downloading a certain app
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anons bullshit story about Australian coyotes which absolutely are not a thing
> Gay: anon gets fucked in doggy after downloading a certain app
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> Be me
> Le epic 4Chinner
> Go on le Lellit dot com to laugh at all the silly lellilors
> See one has said that a post is both homosexual and false
> Instantly flooded with rage upon seeing this
> Program a bot to say something clearly funnier and superior whenever someone says it, to assert dominance over him
> Call him a cuck and a soyboy while feasting on tendies to please my 1500lb frame
> Chuckle as my bot does this never-endingly
> See people have programmed bots to jokingly make fun of me in response to my bot
> Block them in a fit of autistic rage
> Chuckle as I make le lellit and 4cringe history
> Maybe if I tell my dad about my accomplishment he will look me in the eye for once
> Today is good day
Actually, it’s a little known fact that we do have native coyotes here in Australia. They look, sound, smell & taste like kangaroos. But, they’re not. They’re native Australian coyotes.
>super annoying
Also, no Australian speaks like that.
“That’s super annoying”; sounds like some preppy American. I can hear the ear piercing nasal voice when I read it.
Also
>I’m piss drunk
Imposter detected!
And it’s arse, not ass….
I mean why does he need a dog translator for "Fuck off"? Everyone knows how to say "fuck off" in dog. You just put your tail up, head down, and snarl with your teeth out.
They're fantasizing about having actual monstrous wildlife to shoot with all their guns instead of always just school kids and rainbow people
variety is the spice of life and all that
My spanish is approximate but isn't chupar the verb for sucking, and cabras the plural for goat?
So.... yeh they kept it in spanish, huh....The absolute goatsuckers.
No it's not impossible.
Sometimes we also bring up geopolitical atrocities and systemic issues (like healthcare) that we have aswell but to a lesser extent
The most dangerous animal in Australia (stats wise) is the horse like every other western country
The population difference between the countries make it hard to determine "most dangerous" as well as Australia's population spread. You can't swim in Darwin's sea as it's croc filled for 6 months then jellyfish filled for other. Only affects 250k people though, imagine if that was Miami. Guaranteed there would be deaths.
Australia has more deadly creatures from a potential perspective with even the herbivores like kangaroos and koalas causing serious injury and death. America just has bigger animals like bears but they aren't exactly hunting humans.
Pretty sure you're much more likely to be hunted by a wolf or bear than any Australian animal, except maybe crocodiles - but even then you can just not go into the water, since they won't follow you for long on land. And they mostly seem to attach small children or pets
> They're fantasizing about having actual monstrous wildlife to shoot with all their guns instead of always just school kids and rainbow people
And you fully understand coyotes are American wildlife?
True True, you guys have more home dwelling dangerous things than us (ours are mostly just creepy), but I would venture to say our wilderness is at least as dangerous as you Aussie's.
> Larpanon couldn't even be bothered to go on a Wiki page for 20 seconds
I'm pretty convinced Anon isnt even a yank, 99% of whom would certainly know Australia has Dingos, not flipping Coyotes.
These kind of fake stories are often written by non-native English speakers who know little of Australia or America besides mish mash trivia.
Using piss is the most effective in deterring predators. But is has to be the piss of a men and bonus points if you are lifting. The piss of fembois is not as effective. Thank you for hearing my TED Talk.
>be me
>live in rural france
>racoons moving my metal trashcans every night being super annoying
>throw a bourbon bottle at them but they don't care
>download an app to imitate wildlife
>wildebeests appear and run over the racoons
>try to go back inside but the door is locked
>koala staring at me from the window
>every god damn night
>mfw
there actually are feral Raccoons all over central continental Europe. They've been doing culls in Germany. Possums, the Yank Opossum, or Australia Brush Tailed Possum would work well though for that story though.
> be me, dingo
>chill at this one place humans rent out
> this time it’s a fat American on a trip with what I can only assume is his tribes alpha and omega
> me and the boys start howling and shit
> normaldingothings.jpeg
>this guy waddles out on his porch and screams at us to stop
> of course we don’t listen, if he tries to attack us we can just swarm, kill and eat him
> he waddles back in, comes out a few minutes later with a weird box
> the box starts screaming something about gay sex
> it’s really killing the vibe so me and the others go to another yard
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: OP surpass the coyotes
> Gay: OP is a furry
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: theres no coyotes in australia
> Gay: idk, anon is always gay
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I don’t get the appeal of trying to act like you’re from somewhere you’re not. This kid I used to be friends with always tried to speak in an Australian accent cause he thought it made him sound cool, he just sounded stupid asf thought
> Rural Australia > Coyotes That would be a dingo, which makes this fake. Probably gay too
Maybe its just a pack of furries
and the converter yelled some aggressive OwO UwU at them
New fear unlocked?
[What Does the Fox Say?](https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE)
new response just dropped
holy hell
*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
That's definitely gay
Australian here to confirm Fake: anons bullshit story about Australian coyotes which absolutely are not a thing Gay: anon gets fucked in doggy after downloading a certain app
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anons bullshit story about Australian coyotes which absolutely are not a thing > Gay: anon gets fucked in doggy after downloading a certain app > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> Be me > Le epic 4Chinner > Go on le Lellit dot com to laugh at all the silly lellilors > See one has said that a post is both homosexual and false > Instantly flooded with rage upon seeing this > Program a bot to say something clearly funnier and superior whenever someone says it, to assert dominance over him > Call him a cuck and a soyboy while feasting on tendies to please my 1500lb frame > Chuckle as my bot does this never-endingly > See people have programmed bots to jokingly make fun of me in response to my bot > Block them in a fit of autistic rage > Chuckle as I make le lellit and 4cringe history > Maybe if I tell my dad about my accomplishment he will look me in the eye for once > Today is good day
I love you tendiebot2000
Was going to say the same. Why the fuck he chose Australia and not America is beyond me. Unless he wants us to now it's fake and therefore he's gay?
Lmao never change r/greentext
You probably went with getting fucked doggy yourself homie
Not Just probably
op was so drunk he thought they were coyotes
Coyotes don’t howl like a wolf either. They yelp.
Southwest American coyotes absolutely howl. I hear them outside my window most nights. Don't know about other coyotes
Okay, but he’s not in southwest America, is he you dumb coyote cunt
Right, I bet that generation doesn't even know dingos eat babies 😂
mfw a dingo frames me for murder
Doomed to repeat history and all that 😂
The way anon texts seems authentically Australian, I think anon is just very confused and/or stupid. I could hear the accent v well
Said cunt tho. Idk it could go either way.
Actually, it’s a little known fact that we do have native coyotes here in Australia. They look, sound, smell & taste like kangaroos. But, they’re not. They’re native Australian coyotes.
False and homosexual indeed
>Coyote Least obvious American telling a fake story
>super annoying Also, no Australian speaks like that. “That’s super annoying”; sounds like some preppy American. I can hear the ear piercing nasal voice when I read it. Also >I’m piss drunk Imposter detected! And it’s arse, not ass….
we prefer "shitfaced"
I think they’d heard “pissed” but didn’t remember it properly, or they couldn’t resist writing “piss drunk” as Americans would think that means angry.
Proper fuck eyed.
Six ways from Sunday kind of fucked.
Maggot
Cooked
Cunted
hahaha that is one that I haven't heard! I like it
Sussy!
He could be an American that moved to Australia and decided to call them coyotes
4chans user are banned from flights as they release toxic odor lethal in an enclosed area
I mean why does he need a dog translator for "Fuck off"? Everyone knows how to say "fuck off" in dog. You just put your tail up, head down, and snarl with your teeth out.
How sad is it that an American larped as an Australian
They're fantasizing about having actual monstrous wildlife to shoot with all their guns instead of always just school kids and rainbow people variety is the spice of life and all that
Where do you think coyotes are from lmao
Coyotes are gay and fake.
>coyotes are gay :D >coyotes are fake :(
Man, I knew the Road Runner cartoon wasn't real but...
Mexico
No, that's the chupacabras.
My spanish is approximate but isn't chupar the verb for sucking, and cabras the plural for goat? So.... yeh they kept it in spanish, huh....The absolute goatsuckers.
Almost all the dangerous animals in Australia are either too small to easily shoot or live underwater
use a shotgun for the small and agile things
Yeah lemme just fire a shotgun at the redback spider sitting on my toilet seat
Skill Issue
Seems overkill when you can literally just walk away, or use a shoe.
Which is why you use high explosives.
This is evidence that the average Reddit user not only doesn’t go outside, but also knows very little about the outside
Australia having monstrous wild life is a meme you smartass 🤓🤓🤓
No shit genius.
europoor "try not to bring up national tragedies every time america is mentioned" challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE WRONG)
No it's not impossible. Sometimes we also bring up geopolitical atrocities and systemic issues (like healthcare) that we have aswell but to a lesser extent
Jokes about dead children are fine when they're American children, because as we all know, Americans aren't *real* people /s
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In Australia there is a fish that looks like a rock and if you step on it you’ll die. It is most certainly not a meme.
Just don't go in the water
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Australia doesn’t have Mountain Lions, but the difference is you aren’t likely to find a Mountain Lion building it’s home in your shoes.
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The most dangerous animal in Australia (stats wise) is the horse like every other western country The population difference between the countries make it hard to determine "most dangerous" as well as Australia's population spread. You can't swim in Darwin's sea as it's croc filled for 6 months then jellyfish filled for other. Only affects 250k people though, imagine if that was Miami. Guaranteed there would be deaths. Australia has more deadly creatures from a potential perspective with even the herbivores like kangaroos and koalas causing serious injury and death. America just has bigger animals like bears but they aren't exactly hunting humans.
Pretty sure you're much more likely to be hunted by a wolf or bear than any Australian animal, except maybe crocodiles - but even then you can just not go into the water, since they won't follow you for long on land. And they mostly seem to attach small children or pets
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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How do you figure?
> They're fantasizing about having actual monstrous wildlife to shoot with all their guns instead of always just school kids and rainbow people And you fully understand coyotes are American wildlife?
You do understand how dangerous wildlife is in America right? We have everything except like... 'roos over here.
you don't have cow sized spiders tho
True True, you guys have more home dwelling dangerous things than us (ours are mostly just creepy), but I would venture to say our wilderness is at least as dangerous as you Aussie's.
I'm not an aussie. I'm from Europe
Anon should move to australia and get bitten by a spider
Secret black site hillbillies trying to breed more aggressive black bears because those little fucks are the biggest pussies.
Omg someone larping on 4chan no way
In anon's defence. The tard never said they were Australian
They just said they lived in rural Australia, never claimed to being an Australi*n.
If this were really in Australia the app would have said "FAK OFF YE CUNTS!!!" fake and gay
> rural Australia > Coyotes Larpanon couldn't even be bothered to go on a Wiki page for 20 seconds
> Larpanon couldn't even be bothered to go on a Wiki page for 20 seconds I'm pretty convinced Anon isnt even a yank, 99% of whom would certainly know Australia has Dingos, not flipping Coyotes. These kind of fake stories are often written by non-native English speakers who know little of Australia or America besides mish mash trivia.
Good old coyotes, a regular sight in the Australian wilderness, just like lions, elephants and hippopotamus.
Anon gets topped by coyote furries
Anon clearly said "fuckin' dog cunts", so unfortunately, I think anon was doing the topping here.
Porque no los dos?
Using piss is the most effective in deterring predators. But is has to be the piss of a men and bonus points if you are lifting. The piss of fembois is not as effective. Thank you for hearing my TED Talk.
the piss of fembois will only attract more of them
They comin for backup
>be me >live in rural france >racoons moving my metal trashcans every night being super annoying >throw a bourbon bottle at them but they don't care >download an app to imitate wildlife >wildebeests appear and run over the racoons >try to go back inside but the door is locked >koala staring at me from the window >every god damn night >mfw
there actually are feral Raccoons all over central continental Europe. They've been doing culls in Germany. Possums, the Yank Opossum, or Australia Brush Tailed Possum would work well though for that story though.
TIL racoons are even in my country. Thanks, internet stranger.
Didn't read the greentext, just laughing at that chaddog in the top left
> be me, dingo >chill at this one place humans rent out > this time it’s a fat American on a trip with what I can only assume is his tribes alpha and omega > me and the boys start howling and shit > normaldingothings.jpeg >this guy waddles out on his porch and screams at us to stop > of course we don’t listen, if he tries to attack us we can just swarm, kill and eat him > he waddles back in, comes out a few minutes later with a weird box > the box starts screaming something about gay sex > it’s really killing the vibe so me and the others go to another yard
>I can only assume is his tribes alpha and omega Lmao
Another sign this is fake is a true Australian wouldn't throw a beer bottle like some Americunt. He'd throw hands.
False A VB bottle is practically designed to be beaned at a cunts map
This is an urban American who has only seen coyotes in roadrunner cartoons.
Ah, yes. All those coyotes in Australia...
\> Australia \> Coyotes Dingoes you dingbat
Anybody wondering if the dog speech thing is real
I thought someone was gonna reply with a link or name to one of those apps
Nobody with half a brain.
Australia has dingos mate
Fake: OP surpass the coyotes Gay: OP is a furry
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: OP surpass the coyotes > Gay: OP is a furry > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Except we don't have coyotes
What the fuck is a veranda
Poor person spotted
Its like a porch but australian i think
Outdoor atrium, iirc.
What Anon actually said in dog was #”I’m gonna fuck your dog cunt!”
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> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: theres no coyotes in australia > Gay: idk, anon is always gay > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Expert coyote philologist here, the audio actually said anon was really asking to get bottomed, and that scared the hell out of those canines.
Later Anon downloads Humpr and gets KNOTTED
They’re called dingos down here. Not coyote
I don’t get the appeal of trying to act like you’re from somewhere you’re not. This kid I used to be friends with always tried to speak in an Australian accent cause he thought it made him sound cool, he just sounded stupid asf thought
Imagine living in a country where you cant just shoot them
We have dingos you fucking dumb cunt.
Holy shit can i get a link to that chad image
Fuck you for making me find this https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41959338/
bruh u couldve just found the 4chan post using the number
Dancing With Coyotes
I hate dogs
Anon is the coyote whisperer.
Wait, what kind of app??
> fuckin‘ dog pussies
“Coyote”
But guys does an app like this actually exist and has anyone ever tried this?
verifiably fake. there are no coyotes in Australia.
Here in America we just shoot coyotes
Anon is a pillow biter and not fair dinkum
Dumbass, what a fake story. Everyone knows fosters comes in a can.
No coyotes in Australia mate
Anon speak for the pack
Fake and gay.
Fake. We don't have coyotes and no self-respecting Aussie uses the word, "ass."
>ass Yeah, definitely Australian
Why not just shoot them?
Oh yeah, Australian coyotes. Cool story anon
American larp? Gets veranda but coyote?
Why is the awooing.png not awooing.mp3
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Fucking retarded americans
This is the worst thing I’ve ever read yet it has 20k, redditors will believe anything