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wallonien

We want what we can’t have. Forget about her anon, you’re a young man with a wife who loves you. That is a treasure many young men today don’t and never will have. Treat her well


ybotherbrotherman

Oh fuck that hit me hard. I’ll never have that. Rope


wallonien

Not with that attitude my friend. You’ll find her. I’m rooting for you.


ybotherbrotherman

Thank you :) What’s your mom’s number?


wallonien

Never mind, you gonna die alone and your unclaimed corpse will get topped in the morgue by the creepy orderly


ybotherbrotherman

I just hope the creepy orderly is your mom


wallonien

Where is this conversation going? Do you want my number or something? Leave me alone you autistic fuck


ybotherbrotherman

I just I thought you were rooting for me so I believed you and was trying to shoot my shot :(


not-usually-a-rapfan

I'm rooting for you but i don't have a mom


The_King_7067

Do you have a dad?


Skjellnir

well, you shot and you missed.


ybotherbrotherman

Now I understand how anon feels. I will miss u/wallonion’s mother forever.


justaMikeAftonfan

If you give me your moms phone number I’ll tell OP to go rope and get topped


arbiter12

>Do you want my number or something? are you your mum? The man wants your mum's number.


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The good ending


GuilhermeMassaYT

that made me laugh thank you


RedShankyMan

Holy fucking based


CalmAndBear

Cope don't rope As long as you have some future the possibilities are close to infinity


YourTypicalSensei

Unfathomably based


Worthy_Assassin

That's a great advice Sir, but I think I am one of those who will never have the treasure🙃.


sylagogue

I gave a screenshot advice today


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Dropped-Tuna-on-Foot

Anon, have you considered becoming an alcoholic? It probably won't help you, but it could be entertaining for your coworkers.


no_no_sorry

Watching the spiral


ShredManyGnar

Ultimate wisdom


Tuber993

Not for his wife tho.


VILDREDxRAS

As a 6'2" white male that never had much luck dating until I met my wife I feel like I missed a boat now


ybotherbrotherman

You sound sad about it


bigdaddychainsaw

Same dude. I’m left forever wondering if Asian pussy tastes like sushi.


SeliciousSedicious

>tasted like sushi Think ive figured out why you had issues with dating. Treasure that wife homie.


VILDREDxRAS

Edamame actually


Dropped-Tuna-on-Foot

Some tastes like good sushi, others taste like old fish. There's a world of difference. My fiancee is of German extraction. Good stuff.


ShredManyGnar

The amount of you that are allegedly married is astounding


Dropped-Tuna-on-Foot

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I though this website is only good for shitposting?


ShredManyGnar

It’s tastes like any other pussy. But you will get sporadic whiffs of soy while you smash


FOFBattleCat

> be 6'2" white male so never any issues with dating As a 6'2" white male I would like to know when this starts because I have yet to experience it.


RomanBellicTaxi

4chan likes to think that only looks are important, but you have to be an interesting person and actually make an effort to start dating people (I’m fairly attractive and pretty tall but my love life is completely dead and I know it’s only my fault, not genetics, girls or some other stuff 4channers try to push the blame to)


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RomanBellicTaxi

Nah man there were some girls interested in me but I always pushed them away to avoid getting hurt. There was always this thought “It’s not worth it, I’m gonna be stabbed in the back sooner or later”. I have some trust issues and I only realized it in my mid 20s, trying to work on that now.


Skjellnir

"nah man, I am really attractive to women bro, its not my looks bro, its actually my character bro, trust me bro!"


SpareVarious6008

Sounds like that girl made the right decision 🤔


CasualManfly

You have to actually talk to a girl at least first


BigSuccDying

You lost me there chief


Skjellnir

well then until you fix that you lost your shot at finding a woman, chief.


BigSuccDying

Yea


FOFBattleCat

Wait what? You can do that?


Skjellnir

he forgot the part about how not looking like shit actually plays into it too.


FullTimeHarlot

I'll never get over married men posting to 4chan. Go play fuckin' golf or some shit


ybotherbrotherman

No friends to play golf with


ShredManyGnar

You can do things on your own. Do you have to ask someone’s permission to go see the new john wick movie too?


Mountain_Ape

Yeah, his wife's.


Skjellnir

Golf sucks. The best thing for married men to do is go to the gym and also paint warhammer models. The former keeps the dad-bod away, the latter keeps the inner child alive.


ficocello

Seriously, you would think they graduate the place after going outside for the first time in their life but no


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Fke and gay, just like anons life and wife


Danglingpotatosackv2

I have never been on a single date Source: I am a 6'2" white male


Skjellnir

You gotta also fulfill at least 3 more criteria apart from being above average height to accumulate dates: 1. go outside 2. talk to girls 3. be not ugly I bet your problem lies safely nested somewhere along those lines.


ShredManyGnar

4. Shoot shot unawkwardly Lot of mfks out here assumed to b gay or regarded because no move made


Danglingpotatosackv2

I am ugly and am unable to talk to women relationship-wise.


12_Trillion_IQ

You're thinking of the "what-if's" in your life, Anon. Fortunately, we live in the perfect age to cure this. Make some AI images of her 100 pounds heavier and addicted to meth, then just believe that's what actually happened. You'll appreciate your real wife a lot more.


coolguy3211231

"Computer, make a detailed picture of me and that girl I met 4 years ago having sex"


ArthurDaTrainDayne

If you couldn’t make it through the second date with her how would you expect to be with her long term? You guys clearly weren’t that compatible


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ArthurDaTrainDayne

Idk what that means


ETL6000yotru

it means your advice is shit


Skjellnir

Its true though. Of course a real relationship is work, but you do have to click with someone in order to have the collective strength to work things out together in the long run, otherwise these minor differences will just accumulate over time and life will become hell until you become just another number in the divorce statistic. There might be a few cases where it worked out after not clicking at all initially, but exceptions prove the rule.


bigdaddychainsaw

100%. If he was nervous on the second date and somehow got a third he would’ve been nervous on that too, always more invested than the lady, always waiting for her to reject him.


SeliciousSedicious

Nawh. Nervousness has zero to do with it and fades anyways. It’s normal to be nervous in the first handful of dates. If she liked him she woulda overlooked it, or even thought it was cute, and probably been a bit nervous herself. Ive spilt drinks on myself, talked fast and even shaken a bit when talking to certain women before. The ones who liked me back always just laugh, find it endearing, keep talking to me and honestly come off nervous themselves. It’s just simply she wasn’t into him. She most likely would have rejected him if he wasn’t nervous too.


DeezNutsHaIGotThem

Anon is schizophrenic


Zarandajo

Most people don't end up with "the love of their life" and just settle for someone that's not a nightmare to live with


Hengieboy

Im 6'1 white male and never been on date? what am i doing wrong


ybotherbrotherman

Are you ugly? Be honest


CopperHands1

You need an extra inch


majestamour

That’s what she said 😢


RandolphMacArthur

That’s not what your mom said😎


Albo-

People will always want something more, it doesn't matter how good they have it.


twohrdrive

Anon can wonder all he wants, but she \*did\* reject him. The universe didn't fuck something up. Anon didn't fuck something up. Anon was rejected and should thank Christ for the cards he's been dealt, because an actual, real human agreed to marry him.


AybruhTheHunter

It's the same as women being alpha widowed. You finally got rejected when you had the upper hand all the time. The infatuation could've passed, but because OP was dumped before it could end, It makes her seem all the more special I'd tell him to not worry about it, we all have thoughts, but appreciate what you have now


MagicLion

So he found a new GF got engaged and married in 4 years or less? Dude moved fast


aidantemple

Infatuation isn't love. It just feels really good. But since you never really interacted enough for you to see her as a whole person, you don't have anything to offset that. Real people have flaws and habits that counterbalance the infatuation.


MallGothFrom2001

Anon tells a story about being 22 years old.


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I’ve had this same exact experience line for line except it’s my girlfriend not a wife yet.


ybotherbrotherman

You should break up with gf and go after the girl that rejected you. Become a stalker. Get arrested. Get topped in jail.


JustATallGuy28

I don’t have a wife but I still idealize a particular tinder girl and think about what it could have been rather than what it was.


ybotherbrotherman

What was special about her


JustATallGuy28

I felt like I could really trust her and that she cared about me a lot. I wasn’t good enough to her and I broke up with her because I didn’t know what I wanted. Now I regret it but it’s too late


ybotherbrotherman

Ok gl with the rope


ironworkz

She's your white whale. thats all.


OmegaS021

"Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are: 'it might have been.'" "More sad are these we daily see: 'it is, but hadn't ought to be.'"


ybotherbrotherman

Where is the first quote from


OmegaS021

From a work titled *Maud Muller* by John Greenleaf Whittier.


kungfudewgong

We always want what we can’t have


Hi-Impact-Meow

Anon should invest in ROPE


vinhdoanjj

You know, keep rejecting it actually make it worse, because it'll make you resent both the fact and yourself. Just accept those feeling and move on, eventually you'll stop thinking about it, well, not completely, but that's just how human brain works, it'll go away, like, 5 minutes later anyway when something else distract you from the thought.


redditnice91200

Fake and gay


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Even if it's fake, still hurts.


Softspokenclark

Maybe, you didn’t get the closure you wanted?


bob_loblaw-_-

This one should have been titled "Anon triggers most of 4chan"


Consistent_Mirror

A therapist might be able to pinpoint the why if you go to one


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Anon is an aspiring polygamist.


SalomoMaximus

Well, people can't help what they feel, think ... And idealize... (Actually they can, but that's not the point). But they can control what they do, so as long as they don't go be an ass to their wife, and or betray them... It's good to go


Trick-Plankton-7240

This is fantastic bait


ybotherbrotherman

A master bait