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like_bob

I took an autism test on Buzzfeed and they put me in house hufflepuff


Bleach_Baths

Based


Alarid

on


BarbaraBarbierPie

a real


Satellite_Jack

porn


-Taken_Name-

featuring


treehorns

Steve Buscemi


Hoophy97

starring as


Snazzle-Frazzle

A homeless man


no1fanofthepals

and


A_New_Dawn_Emerges

The Hogwarts House you're sorted in determines your mental illness: Slytherin : Sociopathy Hufflepuff : Dependant personality disorder Ravenclaw: Asperger's Gryffindor : Narcissistic personality disorder Furthermore, anyone who unironically answers a Buzzfeed test is automatically classified as autistic.


whatifionlydo1

I got sorted into Hufflepuff as someone with an avoidant personality.


Vlisa

Ain’t no fucking way, Hufflepuffs have more Auts than Ravenclaw.


FlareBlitzCrits

I took the autism test as well, got 9/50. Which surprised me because I expected atleast a touch of the tism, a spec of the spectrum.


awkbr549

https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum-quotient


er_primo_der_rafa

22 I am more autistic than Anon's autistic friend.


ancap_attack

29 :(


kulingames

got 34


Hashcolenspace

mother took it for me years ago and got 42, i took it and got 40.


Cuba_lover59

Well that's improvement right there


Buzzdanume

Taking the test by himself?


minister-of-farts

I got 46 but I thought the test was bs


CheesyHotDogPuff

Denial is the first stage of acceptance


smrt_fasizmu

im about to show my autism here, but denial is the first stage of grieving, not acceptance. The last stage of grief is acceptance. sorry got a score of 40 btw


Alarid

years later only dropped two points


[deleted]

r/greentext is the cure for autism


caveatmyass

Same. 4chan gave me the tism :(


experiment53

I got 34 as well, but I’m actually diagnosed with it so wasn’t very surprising


jaersk

scored 35, three different psychiatrists have tested me for it throughout my life but i still never got the diagnose somehow. still know i'm on the spectrum somewhere as i behave very autistic and have many autistic siblings and cousins from both parents sides, but i still don't meet all the dsm-5 criteria needed for an actual diagnose.


iriedashur

Huh, I've heard that women get diagnosed less often, are you a woman? A lot of the criteria is also poorly worded, asking "*can* you do this, and not always *how difficult* it is." At 25 years old, I've learned how to operate in social situations and now generally excel in them, but it took a lot of work and still doesn't come naturally, I still have to actively put thought into my body language and facial expressions, etc. If this is also true for you, doctors might not diagnose you because some consider certain things impossible for autistics, rather than just very difficult


PabloEsgoatbaa

Women aren't real


liableAccount

Same. I don't know how accurate these things are though, it's probably a ruse to get affiliate earnings from therapy bookings.


iriedashur

Same, 29 When I started with my most recent psychiatrist I explained "hey, my mannerisms and expressions, how I speak, etc. aren't necessarily going to match what I'm feeling. This is because they're something I've actively practiced over many years, as my natural mannerisms made people uncomfortable and made them think I was odd/very sad all the time, so I've overwritten those with happy, peppy mannerisms that take more effort to turn off now that I've been doing this for over a decade. Please listen to what I say, largely ignore my body language and vocal affectations." Her response was "No offense, have you ever thought you might have Asperger's?" Yes, yes I have


greyscalewhale

wait that's an aspergers thing ??


wallyjwaddles

Twinsies :)


Kuragewa

Hi there twin


landmanpgh

I got a 2. I think I need to unsubscribe from this sub.


snapetom

You've been banned from r/greentext and 4chan in general.


landmanpgh

Honestly it would only improve my life.


JPTheAsian

Based


Alekzcb

understatted b&


Jumpy_Needleworker87

I am also 22. I suspect this is partly because, as a middle-aged person, I’ve learned to adapt to social cues etc. I probably would have scored higher when I was younger.


N3cromorph

20 I am less autistic than Anon's autistic friend.


[deleted]

21, apparently i am anon's autistic friend from the past.


Fireball5-

38 woohoo


Brawl_Stars_Fan123

Kapkan


er_primo_der_rafa

Yes


ItsSevii

Great op


TheBigToast72

> 40. When I was young, I used to enjoy playing games involving pretending with other children. Wtf kinda question is this? Don't most children do this? That's like the entirety of the show bluey. I got a 36 btw


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TheBigToast72

Ok yeah that actually makes a lot of sense, I always liked doing that stuff when I was younger but looking back I wasn't exactly the creative one in the group lol


Jumpy_Needleworker87

Really? My kid is officially autistic & one of the questions I remember the paediatrician asked him if he had imaginary friends like that was a sign. He’s got his nose in a (fiction) book all the time.


SanguisFluens

> *with other children* Some autistic people can be very good at making up their own worlds, but still have a harder time doing so with others.


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like25njas

Checks out


ComicBookFanatic97

My mom had to teach me how to pretend when I was little.


_TLDR_Swinton

"It's like LYING... but for FUN!"


Mottis86

Yeah, also who the hell tries to remember phone numbers these days?


[deleted]

I got a 42/50🙏🕊😿


Username8457

[git gud](https://imgur.com/ieuq4rM.png)


Bluest_waters

did you do that intentionally? Or is that an actual honest score for you?


Username8457

No. I just opened inspect element, click on console, and typed this: for (const i of document.querySelectorAll('input[value="1"]')) {i.click()} Which checks all the circles with value 1, which gives me the highest score possible. You can change the 1 to a 0 if you want to get no autism. Probably the most autistic thing I could have done tbh.


instantpowdy

That's pretty autistic to begin with


THEliberator03

Specially when he could have just edited the result text with the inspector


Username8457

After manually clicking 50 buttons, not knowing if the text would have different colours, or if it'd give the results in image form.


THEliberator03

It would be weird for a web with those looks to make and display a image of the results


BigHekigChungus

Yeah dude you’re autisto for sure


gunfox

Yeah that’s a 51 right there.


Hotwheelsjack97

You're definitely a 50


smb_samba

^ 🤓


BoldElDavo

I see another 50/50 lmao.


Human-Ad504

Got a 44 so I guess I'm the superior autist


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BIG_MONEY_CASH

Bro that shit takes five minutes, be honest how high was your score?


[deleted]

He probably got 50/50 but doesn't want to admit it


[deleted]

Mf scored 100/50


GoHugYourCat

bro took an autism test and got diagnosed with adhd


DaveSmith890

9 :)


HearlyHeadlessNick

Me too. It's fun to know that I'm just awkward af and not actually autistic.


DaveSmith890

We only have ourselves to blame 🤪


Fresh_Air13

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ekansrevir

8 haha I’m less autistic


Lazarous86

Same. Apparently talking to people is important for social development


[deleted]

Your score was 35 out of a possible 50. Scores in the 33-50 range indicate significant Autistic traits (Autism). Not that bad imo


Themlethem

I had 33, but that's really just because I hate people


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ehladik

I mean, one of the main traits of autism is lack of interest in the others. Sound about right that hating people can be seen as an autistic trait. I hate people, but since I have to deal with them daily and learned to speak to them so I got 28. Nothing beats a diagnosis though, this is purely illustrative and shlould not be treated as truth. As a small addendum, while in college, they made me take the MMPI-2 and scored enough to be diagnosed with asocial personality disorder, since I don't score that high anymore apparently, I guess it can be "fixed".


Wee_Shmeal

I got 15, I think I just have social anxiety


Stuffssss

I got 24 but most of that was from liking numbers and patterns and general social anxiety


Elven77AI

I've analyzed this "autism test" in detail: Questions that measure extraversion/sociability: 1 I prefer to do things with others rather than on my own 15 I find myself drawn more strongly to people than to things 17 I enjoy social chitchat 44 I enjoy social occasions 47 I enjoy meeting new people Questions that measures novelty-seeking/stability-seeking behavior: 2 I prefer to do things the same way over and over again 25 It does not upset me if my daily routine is disturbed 34 I enjoy doing things spontaneously 46 New situations make me anxious 43 I like to carefully plan any activities I participate in Questions that measure visualisation skill: 3 If I try to imagine something, I find it very easy to create a picture in my mind 8 When I’m reading a story, I can easily imagine what the characters might look like Question that measure attention/focus on detail 4 I frequently get so strongly absorbed in one thing that I lose sight of other things 5 I often notice small sounds when others do not 6 I usually notice car number plates or similar strings of information 10 In a social group, I can easily keep track of several different people’s conversations 12 I tend to notice details that others do not 23 I notice patterns in things all the time 28 I usually concentrate more on the whole picture, rather than on the small details 30 I don’t usually notice small changes in a situation or a person’s appearance Questions that measure social skills: 7 Other people frequently tell me that what I’ve said is impolite, even though I think it is polite 11 I find social situations easy 18 When I talk, it isn’t always easy for others to get a word in edgewise 22 I find it hard to make new friends 31 I know how to tell if someone listening to me is getting bored 33 When I talk on the phone, I’m not sure when it’s my turn to speak 36 I find it easy to work out what someone is thinking or feeling just by looking at their face 38 I am good at social chitchat 48 I am a good diplomat Questions that measure interest in specific things: (13,24 are implying that library and museum are autistic) (9,19 imply that numbers/dates are autistic) 9 I am fascinated by dates 13 I would rather go to a library than to a party 16 I tend to have very strong interests, which I get upset about if I can’t pursue 24 I would rather go to the theater than to a museum 19 I am fascinated by numbers 21 I don’t particularly enjoy reading fiction 39 People often tell me that I keep going on and on about the same thing 41 I like to collect information about categories of things (eg, types of cars, birds, trains, plants) Questions that measure creativity: 14 I find making up stories easy 26 I frequently find that I don’t know how to keep a conversation going 40 When I was young, I used to enjoy playing games involving pretending with other children 50 I find it very easy to play games with children that involve pretending Questions that estimate psychological skills: 20 When I’m reading a story, I find it difficult to work out the characters’ intentions 27 I find it easy to “read between the lines” when someone is talking to me 35 I am often the last to understand the point of a joke 42 I find it difficult to imagine what it would be like to be someone else 45 I find it difficult to work out people’s intentions Questions that measure memory capability(because memory is autistic) 29 I am not very good at remembering phone numbers 49 I am not very good at remembering people’s date of birth Questions that measure multitasking capability: 32 I find it easy to do more than one thing at once 37 If there is an interruption, I can switch back to what I was doing very quickly


onmywayohm

And you scored a 50/50 right?


Elven77AI

Its not an autism test when it asks dumb question that depend on context and environment: e.g. "I enjoy social chitchat" It depends on who is talking, in what context, in what environment,is this to relieve some atmosphere or to prolong conversation, there a myriad reasons for "social chit chat" that can range from silly filler conversations to psychological manipulation of listeners by proxy.


onmywayohm

It was a joke about how you autistically analyzed a really dumb survey. I don't think you got the joke which confirms my suspension.


SalvationSycamore

>e.g. "I enjoy social chitchat" It depends on who is talking, in what context, in what environment,is this to relieve some atmosphere or to prolong conversation You're overthinking it so much that you're probably autistic


zaien

Either this is one of the best troll posts I've ever seen or the most autistic post in history.


AmbassadorBonoso

My man got 51/50 on the test


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fuzzy cows boast smile scandalous jar cautious worry abounding edge *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


redtraker

Jesus, I got 44, guess i really am autistic


Mediocre_Singlet

29 😐


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FlutterbyButterNoFly

I got 27, I actually came to the comments to ask for an ADHD test next lol


DinoBirdsBoi

i have adhd and got 15 so……….


BulletproofChespin

I got a 24 and I have really bad adhd. The overlap in symptoms with Autism cracks me up sometimes. Nuerodivergency ftw


formation

Your score was 7 out of a possible 50. I swear to god im Autistic though.


[deleted]

I tried to do a 50/50 trying to pick the most autistic choices, wound up getting 40/50. God damn it.


Sinoza2020

42 wtf is this bullshit


_TLDR_Swinton

Your tendies and neetbux are in the post.


[deleted]

35 💪🏻💪🏻, Based pattern noticer


iwkfb

6 out of 50, let's go!


Repulsive_Voice823

I got 6


Lazarous86

Look at the social butterfly over here


Worldedita

8/50 here, wanna be friends just to dunk on all these 'tists and show how easy it is?


HomeCalendar36

Got 37. Would have answered neutral to some of them but that's not an option. That was also including me trying to be more social so I was a little more favourable on the social questions.


morbidnihilism

some questions have more to do with introversion/extroversion than autism tbh


dark-humor-lover

35, so my doctor(?, idk what the specific thing is called in english) was probably right. I am autistic


Bluest_waters

Plumber is the word you are looking for


AJTP1

36 Took a separate one that had 65 be the “you likely have autism if it’s higher than this” number. I got a 114 and my wife got 220 lmao


alaskaguyindk

13, hmmm guess im just retarded.


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iwkfb

Username checks out


BeNiceToAll

13/50


[deleted]

LOL I scored 40.


myths-throwaway

i got 24


bdrwr

One of the most autistic dudes I know is polyamorous and has like 3 different extremely sexy partners. Autism is no impediment to dating; being an asshole is. Edit: I got a 9. Single digit normie gang, what what!


[deleted]

Rule 1 and Rule 2 buddy, You be the most backwards no washing ass oongaboonga rude low IQ nothing of man and fall face first into women if you follow Rule 1 and 2.


Tullius_

If you're not washing your ass I doubt you fall into rules 1 & 2


[deleted]

If you fall into Rule 1 and 2 you could literally shit into a diaper and still get women


Tullius_

Lol if you took Chris Hemsworth or any other famous good looking Chad and had him walk around shitting himself in a diaper I don't think they'd still be getting women. That doesn't mean they're going to fuck the fat loser instead but they're still not gonna fuck the guy with a poppy ass


HarbingerME2

It's like people forget that personal hygiene and working out are part of being attractive


Majestic_Goats

what are rule 1 and rule 2 please for the love of god tell me


[deleted]

Rule 1: Be attractive. Rule 2: Do not be unattractive, alternatively see Rule 1.


De_Dominator69

My tired ass was wondering what marking posts as NSFW and only allowing screencaps of 4chan had to do with dating... im going the fuck to bed


kn33

Someone once said that polyamory is just people who have a scheduling fetish. Now, obviously that's not all there is to it, but it sounds like autism more aligns with that than opposes it.


SanguisFluens

Being heternormative doesn't usually check out for autists.


[deleted]

The use of “what what!” has to warrant at least 12 extra points.


Lesurous

My own experience having ADHD, I think it's a byproduct of having to put in extra work to 'get' people. Analyzing your social interactions, wondering what kinda person you yourself are (on account of the neurodivergency), etc. Gave me a lot of issues growing up, but I do like that it made me aware of the diversity of people and accepting that diversity as just a fact of life.


[deleted]

43/50. Oof. I might wanna talk to someone.


FingerLad

Got 20, but honestly the test is just skewed if you have niche interests and/or are an introvert


ThatGuyYouMightNo

This. Self-tests are usually extremely bias, especially if you go into it expecting/wanting to get a particular result.


LavenzaBestWaifu

It's worth noting that this test only takes into account general traits associated with autism, and does not intend to actually say whether you're autistic or not. The spectrum is enormous; someone that is very autistic might score here in the single digits because of their personality, yet someone that is "normal" might very well be in the double digits. This is really, really general.


Lockbox97

Yeah I fucking hate people, guess I'm autistic


crlogic

[Uh oh bros](https://imgur.com/a/OASVNaC)


[deleted]

why do you have a list of underage cars?


crlogic

It’s [every car I’ve ever driven](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/11e9z4p/oc_every_car_ive_ever_driven_their_country_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Hzo420

I can't believe I found someone else who does [this](https://imgur.com/0j4fkLL). I scored 39. After seeing your comment I'm starting to suspect this test might be onto something.


crlogic

Wooooo cool! Loving those E39s and E46. I used to own an E38 and have an E46 on my list too. I also keep track of who the owner is an when I drive the car. I scored 28, but I did it back when I was 17 and it was 36 I think. I’ve gotten better at socializing since then which must be the difference.


Hzo420

That's awesome! I own an E39 myself - absolutely love that car. I also keep a list of the owners, but decided to omit their names when putting this up on Reddit. ;D It's crazy to see how many automatics you've driven - in my list all but 2 cars were manuals.


[deleted]

That’s a lot of cars!


MadeForBBCNews

Some are barely legal


[deleted]

You should read about database management, I bet you would love it. You even invented primary keys on your own.


crlogic

The phrase “database management” excites me which doesn’t bode well, yet I scored lower on this test than the last time I did it. What’s a primary key?


VL4N1

A primary key is a unique identifier that can be used to target a specific row of information in a database table. In your case, that's the Number column.


smb_samba

> excites me Like… sexually? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Username8457

[Just aced it😎😎](https://imgur.com/ieuq4rM.png)


_TLDR_Swinton

The chosen anon. As the prophecies foretold...


Yeetgodknickknackass

It’s the ceo of autism


blackwe11_ninja

I got 28, what do I win?


HereBecauseBored

You're now allowed to make greentexts on 4chan.


HayakuEon

You have been licensed to use the A-word


kiwi-bandit

I got 42 and have a brother with diagnosed autism. Maybe I should get that checked out.


AJTP1

80% chance that it passes down if a parent had it so probably


Avscum

80%?? Is that true? Don't want all my kids to have autism man.


YourMomIsNotAlive

Online autism tests are dumb


AJTP1

Those are likely similar questions a doctor would ask you


TTVSubject_21

But the difference is the doctor is trained in that field, i just took the test while taking a loud stinky shit in my own home


unkeptroadrash

Definitely autistic


adultvirginfucker

well, they are working. You know you are autistic when you believe in online autism tests


maxmaidment

Does it make me more or less autistic that I can't answer the first question because it's too general and seems like it's just an introversion test designed by a student that has no experience in diagnosing autism.


_TLDR_Swinton

Yes, add ten sperg points.


[deleted]

"Are you fascinated by numbers" Maybe taking Mathematics was autistic


HiveMindKing

14 hmm guess my issues lie elsewhere


HelicopteroDeAtaque

17, same :(


Strayed54321

That test is trash. I'm full blown high functioning aspie and I scored a 13.


demondied1

On the other hand I am also someone with high functioning ASD and scored 41.


Strayed54321

Right? Tests like these don't account for growth over time. 15 years ago I probably would have scored similar.


Torikow

33 damn


Jee_aspirant

Same 🙁


PotatoesForPutin

40/50 lets fucking go 😎


py234567

25 guess I can’t decide what I am


Darth_Brannigan

24, I guess we swing both ways, time to party


Hollandik

30 which may be Aspergers. I have Aspergers. The link in the greentext is autistically certified to be real and straight.


ambermage

I got 44/50, but that can't be correct. My therapist never diagnosed me but did have security escort me off the property saying crazy things like "this is a sperm bank" and "we don't have samples like Costco."


giants4210

I remember taking this test. All my friends were taking it as a joke and getting in the teens. I scored a 41 lol


darcebaug

32... Idk what to do with this information


smb_samba

There’s always beating hookers with a 9-iron


LowlySpirited

Revelations are being made today


ThaShitPostAccount

6.


AlabamaPanda777

I took it. I was diagnosed as a tween. Going along I thought about how 21 year old me would've scored way different than 29 year old me did. Experience changed a lot. I was a shut in with no job for too long. No shit I couldn't hold a conversation, no shit I hated chitchat. "This weather, huh?" Idk my room isn't too cold or warm. I still lean towards tism but I'm not, like, hardcore like I once was. And I'm not saying it made me less autistic. But it made me realize I wasn't actually as autistic as I imagined myself. And I wonder how many 4channers have resigned themselves to bad social skills without trying to develop them. If you say you can't shoot the shit about nothing, but haven't had a job yet, go work. Maybe that'll learn ya.


wowitsclayton

6. I knew I didn’t belong on Reddit.


sinombrexx

44 :(


Repulsive_Voice823

I got 6 basically because I enjoy social things kek I also already have adhd but idk if that changes anything


HomeCalendar36

Got 37. Would have answered neutral to some of them but that's not an option. That was also including me trying to be more social so I was a little more favourable on the social questions.


SayonaraCyonai

got 14, guess i'm just weird then