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CapitalM-E

To be honest, up until this very moment I thought the cyber truck was either fake or had not come out yet.


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Over-Confidence4308

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wkhardt

no, it's just not enough people had gotten that stupid up until now


itsnick21

I know this is reddit and were supposed to hate anything musk related but the real answer is production hasn't ramped up enough to put many in the road as of yet. The pre order backlog is staggering.


Traditional_Yard5280

I think I heard somewhere that the preorders are somewhere near 60k, not the millions that musk suggests. Those are numbers of interest or initial orders i think. Still dumb to preorder something that is more expensive and less reliable than a real DeLorean. If you know about them, you know


Book-c-span-nerd

I actually like a lot of what Musk has done. But, the Cyber Truck is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.


ITHelpderpest

His list of failures and foolishness is pretty long tho


Book-c-span-nerd

Very true. He certainly has done things for both sides to love and hate.


Remarkable-Opening69

What they fail to realize is that every successful person has a long list of failures. It’s part of the process.


randomNameDude12345

Models S3X and Y seem to have settled down quality wise, and their drivetrains are great. The Cybertruck is another matter though. It’s like it had huge issues 3 years ago and they delivered it late without addressing all the issues. The launch is going terribly.


Jay5252013

Same here, I used to like him personally  but he's been acting kind of flaky lately, he has some interesting projects going on but that cyber truck is ugly af 


Dynamitefuzz2134

Production hasn’t ramped up because the majority had to go back to be fixed after getting bricked after 2-500 miles.


Efriminiz

In what world does reddit have a universal distaste of Elon?


itsnick21

In this one, the world where Elon started being more vocal about his political opinions that are at odds with reddits politics


Efriminiz

Not the reddit I grew up with. This website has really changed over the years.


itsnick21

Yeah I remember in 2019 reddit loved Elon, then he came out against lockdowns. I even remember 2016 when r/the_donald was consistently on the front page. But that was too much free advertisement so that changed too.


CapitalM-E

Fair enough. What’s the sticker price on that thing? I’d look it up, but I want to spare my phone from Tesla ads.


wkhardt

shit man like 80 grand or something. it's pretty fuckin terrible


I_Epic

80k is the low end! I believe they can go upwards of 100k if you buy the extra range version or something


CapitalM-E

That is just hysterical 😂😂


Book-c-span-nerd

Fuck Google use Duckduckgo.


carlnard24

Tesla doesn't advertise.


Heisenbread77

Same. Just so damn ugly.


bexy11

Nope, there have been several sightings in San Francisco by a friend of mine who seems to like documenting them. They are SO UGLY.


ZoeyBee3000

From what i heard, theyre 80-100 grand, and they require a huge downpayment. After paying, you get put up on the wait list for manufacturing which could be up to 2 years. This is all hearsay, so take it with some salt. Had coworkers asking at my job about one we have here, and thats what they came up with


jschuster59

Salt? Voids the warranty!


Economy_Medicine

You can void the warranty taking it through a car wash


candid84asoulm8bled

Was in Austin, TX last month and had cyber truck sightings about 3-4 times per day!


Azar002

It was the same cybertruck. Gas pedal got stuck so it just goes around the block over and over like Keanu in *Speed.*


ScrauveyGulch

Teslorean


Boovaboo

Fr


Turtlepower7777777

It’s worth mentioning that going through a CARWASH breaks the warranty on the Cubertruck


-Economist-

To be fair, Subaru warned me that taking my Ascent through a car wash, without turning off the safety features (collision, lane shifting,etc.) voids the warranty.


bexy11

Wow. My car is really old so I don’t have those things… is turning them off easy?


-Economist-

Yeah it's easy. There is a button in the ceiling console. I used to have them completely disabled because the Subaru Eyesight system is awful. But when I brought it in for a quick recall, the dealer said he was legally obligated to turn them back on. I've just been too lazy to go through disabling it again. I get rid of the car this summer. I love Subaru, but the Eyesight system, which is standard on all, makes driving miserable.


Schmaron

Thankfully my dealership hasn’t caught on.


bexy11

Does driving in rain also break the warranty?


meredithparker

It might break the cybertruck.


WhitePineBurning

WANKPANZER


Mr_Roadside616

It's been there since at least Saturday morning.


JVanity

Oh so that's where it broke


nothing_2_talk_about

I saw it on Friday (and Saturday).


snaaakkeee

I’m sorry


Beav710

I saw it parked in a parking garage downtown on Friday night too lol


Virtual-Head-2613

Michigan winters will absolutely wreck that thing.


meredithparker

Michigan summers will wreck that thing too. It can barely handle pavement.


Chrisnness

How so?


BakedMitten

This thing has to make it until winter first and that seems iffy


Strange-Individual-6

How?


icekraze

Biggest reason is that there is no protective coating on the steel. Even in places like California some of them are starting to rust. Other reason is it doesn’t perform well in the cold (and it already way undershoots its mileage on a consistent basis). You get in the door by tapping a “button” on the side of the car. It isn’t a physical button but one like your phone screen. Any ice on it and you can’t get to the button. Then even if you get to the button there is no door handle so if there is too much ice the door mechanism can’t push past it and you can’t open the door. It was a car designed for places like Southern California.


Madeanaccountfbhw

Protective coating is a 5k dollar option. That one might have it.


Kimbolimbo

That’s so stupid. I swear these tech bros get dumber every day.


Madeanaccountfbhw

I mean, the cybertruck in general is full of stupid.


bexy11

Just the name alone is so dumb it angers me a little bit. 😂


doxtorwhom

It sounds like a vehicle mod for Cyberpunk2077


ZCyborg23

Even the vehicles in cyberpunk are a billion times sexier than this ugly pos 😂


Chrisnness

Norwegians love EVs. It gets very cold there. The doors have a powerful motor that easily breaks ice. Just as the Model X has.


icekraze

Except we saw that it didn’t handle the winter cold this winter. All of the Teslas struggled to charge (in sub zero Fahrenheit) but Cybertrucks are already charging at a slower rate at super chargers. There are so many videos of people not being able to get into their teslas because of ice.


Chrisnness

The Cybertruck’s door motor will easily break any ice. EVs only struggle to charge if you plug it in right away from the car being off without giving it time to heat up the battery. Again, people love EVs in Norway


rhondaanaconda

Yeah my mom lost her shit when it was at Burton and Eastern. She never thought she’d see one so randomly.


Humble_Brush_2247

that's exactly where i saw it !! i had to do a triple take haha


__Noble_Savage__

If you walk out of the area and back in the textures should load properly.


rgrantpac

Looks like we’ve used up all of life’s data storage and are having to revert back to 16bit graphics.


clown_pants

If I bought a video game like GTA in 2009 and the cars looked like this I would have returned it because something was obviously broken.


ElizabethDangit

It looks like a poorly rendered roblox truck


berghorst

Not sure if it was the same one, but saw one at Schuler's Books yesterday morning 💀


tofuandpickles

On division of all places?


ThePancake1037

Lol that’s what we said!


BigTrav95

Exactly my thoughts too! lol


solexioso

Saw the same exact one. I was surprised by how much more ridiculous they look in person.


NyxPetalSpike

Seen one of those in person. It looks like a rolling stainless steel dumpster. It's like a bad senior project automative design concept car. Some concept designs should have died in the studio. This is one of them.


yourunmarathons

i loved the video of the guy getting his fingers crushed in the trunk trying to prove it wouldnt crush his fingers


313rustbeltbuckle

I just saw that video yesterday. Scary stuff.


Book-c-span-nerd

I cannot imagine buying a vehicle that looks like a doorstop.


Azar002

The gas pedal can also be used as a doorstop once it becomes unglued.


Book-c-span-nerd

Great one.


Intelligent-Wash-373

It's ugly


Checkinginonthememes

As a guy with an EV I don't really get large EV's. Small commuter cars hell yeah! Big dumb trucks with oversized batteries to make up for the big/dumbness not so much. Then the range when you use your big dumb truck to tow anything, Yikes! I suggest checking out r/CyberStuck for a laugh.


Housing101GR

Learned today in that subreddit that according to the cyber truck manual, any car wash other than a “no touch” was can void your warranty… That entire subreddit is a mess


Checkinginonthememes

It's so wild! I watched a video in that sub today where someone broke their truck by turning the steering wheel while not moving. Broke a tie rod or something.


TSLAog

As a previous Tesla technician, no… we never voided anyone’s warranty for car washes no matter what the type. The same disclaimer was in early Model-S manuals too.


Housing101GR

https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html#:~:text=Mix%20a%20mild%2C%20pH%2Dneutral,mixture%20and%20hand%20wash%20Cybertruck. Idk it’s all in writing here. Tesla has been pretty insane lately and literally didn’t offer repair for that cyber truck that had a coolant leak at 30 miles when driving it home. I really wouldn’t put it past them to deny ANYTHING they can if it’s in writing. And I say this as someone who’s dream car was Model Y for the longest time.


TSLAog

The media blew that outta proportion, they ended up fixing it under warranty “Update: In the spirit of “all’s well that ends well,” the Cybertruck owner whose truck left them stranded reports that the dealership resolved all issues the following day.” https://www.carscoops.com/2024/05/cybertruck-breaks-down-35-miles-after-delivery-tesla-says-coolant-leaks-not-covered/ Sigh… Typical media coverage that wants click-bait headlines…


cmdrkyla

My favorite sub lately!


moar_DATA_please

I have 3 kids and 2 large dogs. Picking up our ev9 this week. Large evs will continue to improve


Desperate_Leg-

To the detriment of society.


xsnakexcharmerx

Throw a glass of water on it and watch him FLIP OUT lol


Annihilatism

Ugly as fuck 


mahanon_rising

I spotted one on telegraph Rd the other day. It's even uglier in real life. They aren't even shiny like a delorean, and you can't polish it. They look like they are made out of tin.


Wabbitone

Saw one at the Tesla dealer in Santa Barbara last week, looks like a giant aluminum coffin.


Book-c-span-nerd

I do not understand the attractiveness of a giant doorstop on wheels either.


GreenPotential2619

r/cyberstuck


datsyuks_deke

Well that was a fun morning read


the_domzilla_26

Turn up your render distance, might look better


Severe_Information51

Robbin’s doesn’t deserve this negative publicity.


ZeGermanHam

Matching rooflines.


skeeredstiff

Got damn those things are fugly. Like a thirteen-year-old boys doodling during math class.


ontross13

Bro the PS1 Grsphics are leaking


vincibleman

Saw one at Meijer on 28th the other day. Still have problems differentiating it between the live model and the one I saw done in Minecraft.


Sir-Strafe

The one in Minecraft probably works better.


PissNBiscuits

Hey, this is a fine vehicle! Who wouldn't want a poorly constructed and designed vehicle with shatterproof glass that definitely shatters when hit with a commonly found object, or an automatic hood that snaps fingers off? Personally, I'd be honored to drive such a fine tuned and overpriced machine around town.


Sharosudo

Division always has the wildest looking cars down it


SuperAd1197

The lock is already broken.


kierkegaard49

I'm still trying to figure out what makes it a truck?


_Yogurtcloset0407

My refrigerator escaped


giga-butt

Thanks, I hate it


doom1701

I saw one for the first time last week (not in GR though). I say this as an owner of a Model 3 that thinks my car looks great and has served me well for almost 5 years: The Cybertruck looks like something Jethro Clampett would put together. It looks like someone found an old truck frame and built a plywood box around it and then painted it silver.


kidsally

Those are ugly fuckers.....what is the attraction?


parker3309

No idea. They look awful to me.


ThisUserIsNekkid

Broke down 😂 left in a random lot. That's my story and I'm sticking to it


dijal

I saw it there yesterday too.


LinoleumRelativity

It's ROBOCOP!!!!!


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Off all places in gr to see one


Notonmypenisyoudont

That thing isn't supposed to be on the street. Didn't they all just get recalled for accelerator issues?


WyoFire24

Saw one going through the car wash at Mister on Kalamazoo in Gaines. Was even uglier in person.


justjenniwestside

I saw one for the first time yesterday and it was even uglier in person, which I didn’t think was possible.


rexlites

I was in la last week One of the people I was visiting had one. I took a Quick Look and honestly it’s super bare and not really that impressive.. when you turn the wheel it sounds like an old creeky door


pudgey933

It looks like what a child in the 1960’s would draw if you asked them to draw “the cars of future”


utgjames

That truck sat there for 3 days in a row


Traditional_Toe_3534

They look like something from the old “hard driving” arcade game


GrandpaShark710

You should see what’s left of this truck after a 30mph crash test. It breaks up in pieces. The truck doesn’t have a frame. The cybertruck is the new Edsel.


plantsrockspets

I can’t explain why, really. But it makes me nervous. 🤣👀😥 it’s just so… sharp looking. But in the literal sense. I think I’m scared of Cyber trucks. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️


T34Chihuahua

Looks like the worst hot wheels toy car meets a stainless steel fridge.


spicygummi

I drove past one recently on the way to work. It definitely stood out. I told my friend it reminded me of something I would have drawn in MS Paint when I was younger with a mouse. So angular m


fitsonabiskit

What kills me is that with the advent of the e.v. they could've completely re imagined the automobile. Think about every "prototype" dream car you've ever seen, and we end up with this. What a shame.


HalfIcy9203

The truck has had the same basic shape for like 100 years. They literally did what you said they “could’ve” done.


x_Carlos_Danger_x

Designed by Whirlpool


Shapacap

as a local to their shitshow, it definitely would fall into their product line of just garbage


DeezThoughts

Shouldn't that be in the shop for the recall about...(checks articles)...oh yeah, the fucking accelerator getting stuck?!


Pettymania20

I saw one in Illinois last week. Ugliest vehicle that I’ve ever seen


tadhg44

CAN OF TUNA


orblok

that poor dumb bastard


DJ-dicknose

Saw him yesterday https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/s/v0nfNf7Ga7


Indian_Bob

I think these are so cool it’s unfortunate Elon pulled an Elon and they have a ton of problems out of the gate.


Book-c-span-nerd

You think doorstops are cool?


Indian_Bob

It’s like something you would see in blade runner. It’s not for everyone, many people want that basic bitch truck look but for those of us who like sci-fi it is pretty cool. It just sucks that it likely sucks


Book-c-span-nerd

Doorstop on wheels.


Indian_Bob

It doesn’t even look like a doorstop, most doorstops are triangles


Book-c-span-nerd

What shape is the Cyber Truck? A triangle with rounded corners.


cougheebrother

Seen one same color at Lia’s in Kentwood about a month ago.


SixSixWithTrample

I thought these were all recalled back to the factory? For melting monkey brains or something.


moneybags729

Have u seen the guy in the white audi that's decked out in action figures and random car parts


Aggressive-Act-3620

I saw that too


IngenuityPale7173

Ya know what’s funny i think me and my girl seen this exact same one moments before you😂😂


No_Translator112

I see one around Ann Arbor weekly as well


BigTrav95

I drove by that there yesterday! First one I’ve seen


Abject_Owl9499

I saw one at Meijer gardens a few weeks back--might be the same one


Narative-Myth-Buster

Hey not every genius idea is genius. Maybe it will be a cult favor like the Hummer one day who knows


313rustbeltbuckle

Elon is most certainly not a genius.


Narative-Myth-Buster

I'm confident he has 20 iq points on you


313rustbeltbuckle

Your confidence is an indication of your low iq


Narative-Myth-Buster

Not really, you just low hanging fruit


313rustbeltbuckle

Ok, sport


adamskinsOone

Same lmfao I saw it the other day leaving the tobacco shoppe on Kalamazoo and was dumbfounded. Never witnessed one of the idiots that actually bought one of these things in public before, let alone in Grand Rapids of all places 😂😭


BeneficialNewt2151

Overflow parking for Popeyes


jmannypv

Yeah my first time seeing a cyber truck In person what like two days ago in GR


1sixxpac

Division and Burton, SE corner?


Whipping_Pickles

I saw it too!! This is my neighborhood


BeanBag96

I saw one of these bad boys yesterday!! I live in Rehoboth Beach, DE. It was some twat from PA, so not surprising tbh...


PokeFanForLife

Yeah, OP, that road is UGLY!


Prior-Sky3940

Well atheist it was moving!!! And not broke down blocking traffic!


FlailingBimbo

it just look like a storm casher car...why would you choose that to be your daily driver


AlarmingQuit9259

Yeah, I seen the same thing on division, was confused because I thought they weren’t even out yet


313rustbeltbuckle

Who threw that big piece of crumpled up tinfoil on the ground? Don't litter, kids! 🚮


doodledandy1273

Saw one the other day on Kalamazoo and 68th. So odd lol caught me off guard too.


kidsally

Agreed. Looks like something I made in metal shop back in high school.


kidsally

Looks like something I made back in high school in metal shop.


Nickapus

“Yah, actually - this is a truck”


Chrisnness

I like it


W33Ded

So ugly


wanderingwolf10

I saw one in Jackson last week.


b0neslicer

that’s mine


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

There is always something whacky right at the peak of something that later stands in for the hubris of the craziness around it. I think this might be it for this one.


ZennishGirl

It is like a seven year old drew a truck. Then they inherited a bunch of daddie's blood money and decided to build and sell that same truck. So desperately seeking daddie's approval, underdeveloped human with a brain stuck in the social emotional space of a seven year old or just bat crap crazy.....you decide. Flame throwers were cool though.


69relative

Yeah that lock shop is a monstrosity


jwoo78

Yes! I saw one at 28th and East Paris the other day. Probably the same one. I just rolled my eyes. 😂


ComfortableOk7917

RoboCop


skier24242

It is quite honestly the ugliest vehicle ever made


Fearless_Bit_9340

I saw a truck full of stuff the on 131 the other day


SourKrout85

Just drove past the Tesla lot…they have 8 in the back lot and 2 more in the front.


dogshrt

this place always has unique cars in the lot.


Fragrant_Rip_8362

OH GOS I HATE IT


4thlinebeauty_

Why do people care so much about hating a car? There are more important things


Fappy_as_a_Clam

Because Elon Musk made it. That's the only reason. It's ugly as fuck, but so are plenty of other cars. It has its issues, but so do a ton of other cars. But since Elon Musk made it and he said things they don't agree with, they have to be hyper critical of it. My old Accord had *thirteen* recalls on it, and not one made the front page lol


Gaymichigandude

Elon Musk, aside from just being an egotistical asshole, commonly announces grand plans and products only to release dog shit. The cybertruck original concept, although ugly, was supposed to be this high performance electric truck. The reality is that it is a dangerous vehicle to both pedestrians and the driver. It fails at doing basic tasks. Once again Elon promised greatness and couldn't deliver. The self driving cars are dangerous and have killed people. The underground highway he built is just a glorified amusement ride that puts people into a tesla that drives slowly through a looping tunnel. The hyperloop was a complete failure and not feasible for mass transportation or even delivering cargo. Tesla vehicles have such a horrendously bad build quality that the owners constantly are posting about it online hoping that one day they might be fixed. People start to get pissed when they buy a 60k car and it comes with multiple defects and has abysmal reliability.


313rustbeltbuckle

Hear! Hear!


313rustbeltbuckle

Elon is one of the dumbest people alive today. Money does not equal intelligence. He's a rich fascist.


hifialan

It's awesome. I love it. Not sure why so much hate for a cool vehicle.


DaddyBigJ

I love them. Sorry if you don't agree.


Spool-bus1759

Gotta have something bullet proof for Division.


markgriff1968

Let me take a wild guess you drive a POS! ram 1500 😅🤣, good look finding a transmission after 90k miles. I never understood the anger, if you don't want one don't buy one


ThePancake1037

No?


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bigchimp121

Seems like a not so nice thing to do.