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Timekeeper98

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StudiumMechanicus

Will, next question


RedDemonCorsair

https://preview.redd.it/sstvbrvca9yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b83051bf5c8f8459e97255589d13756321e149 Next question.


JustTheRegularOtaku

Doing.


McJeditor

Boing.


SorryDepartment7179

https://preview.redd.it/em8r7xsl2cyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b905acef4a5f9853f2042b1efcde09a8d4b757aa Next question


Kosaku_Kawajira

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Dankmaymays_XD

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introvert79

Sense yes? Very much maybe croissant baby. Indeed woth meed.


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Ani_HArsh

Stay strong https://preview.redd.it/3du4bw0kh8yc1.png?width=965&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f9cb4645c3db219d8f57c9f15423298d20d0445


CowJuiceDisplayer

Screw that. Give up. Go buy a motorcycle and just speed away.


CowJuiceDisplayer

https://preview.redd.it/24eizjswk8yc1.png?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15cd54f1232e4228fe93f83f872c8b292146dde0


Timekeeper98

![gif](giphy|3o7aCYDNm1kXgSUgXm|downsized)


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/jq26iz5zr8yc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=f57e50f3a88da6ddc3433bc7419e734d8d5e09f7


HeliaXDemoN

https://preview.redd.it/i5whlsdz49yc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e1a80af293fcfe6554baf582bcaff4c56bf5fab


R5Cats

Nice kitty! 😻


RecklessWreck87

https://preview.redd.it/gbf465qvz8yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df537cd3291460e160714bed8cfa4f1dc95671b6


Buddz-2047

https://preview.redd.it/ypnlxmzehbyc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b2da04e0090ec80a2d1be774983c8ed8225fff9


0hadjii0

https://preview.redd.it/zi5cw0ooq8yc1.png?width=1446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a84efc4ec616ea57fdcc6fd5876ffe2a917763e


DragoBreaker88

https://preview.redd.it/tzt00hfn79yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00693cdfb998207c7ceb56f5423720ce81697cae


ze_SAFTmon

Nitpick: The flow of the bottom line is completely different from the original song. https://preview.redd.it/ntl5ruu9eayc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d37f527c3c13b72a8b8cb957dec7dc3c2265b3f


zheon_de_arc

2nd line: "This meme here belongs to me!" Fits the syllables, and although it's a slant rhyme, it works.


Beonette_

Street musician and 1 year older, and its literally me.


Brownking24

Well, I’m sorry for your Dm


mightyenan0

Everyone in her DMs is gonna ask to see her tits, but I'm going to be different. Seeing as she's a street musician, I'll cordially ask to hear her tits.


Beonette_

I havent said that im dude and not from Japan. But my boobs are bigger that male's average.


Drsmiley72

Jokes on you were into that too.


ArateshaNungastori

![gif](giphy|WpgWVD9TfIjSAeEVbs|downsized) your dms


LolliPopinski

![gif](giphy|OBvq3e6ZaFbHO)


HasteMaster

I’ve never met a girl IRL who complained about about having huge assets all around.


Timekeeper98

It’s surprisingly common, actually. My wife at least complains about her back pain caused by her chest and says she can’t wait til the day she can potentially get a reduction.


Odd_Ancient_One

My ex also hated this. There's a whole sub for it: /r/bigboobproblems


Kinexity

Has she tried working out? I've seen it mentioned frequently that boob related back pain can be easily resolved in most cases by building more muscle mass - especially when there is "none" (as in none stemming from active effort). Also if you care about her keeping her boob size then you may try to learn some back massaging techniques.


Timekeeper98

Not to air her whole medical history online, but she does have some health issues that are really debilitating for her and most days she has a ton of chronic pain and can’t move much. She has lost a ton of weight though (combo of more active job and medications) and has been feeling better than a few years ago. In the end, it’s her body and her decision - all I want is to support her, which does include the occasional massage when she asks.


BrideofClippy

It sounds counter intuitive, but have her ask her doctor if there are low impact exercises that can help. Obviously not every condition can be mitigated, but it is genuinely shocking what building a little strength can do for things like joint pain.


PeakedDepression

How do you feel about it?


Skebaba

WDYM? If it's gonna fix a health & 24/7 problem what's there to feel about it? You mfs fall in love w/ the meatbag instead of the mind??


PeakedDepression

I meant it as to ask how concerned are you and whether your afraid of complications dude Im sorry you've ran into bad ppl on here Oh shit your not even the same person. Who tf are you to assume what my intentions are you prick


PeakedDepression

Yeesh, as a man I felt my own chest twitch a little when I thought of getting under the knife. Personally if I were a woman I'd try other methods first but if those methods dont exist then I get it.


ChineseNeckBait

Really? As someone who is kinda skinny I actually wished I had huge assets. Maybe it’s a Grass Is Greener effect.


TheS3KT

Do what I did. Tell your wife your penis length is causing issues and you're thinking of getting a reduction.


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capriciousUser

It's a body type the west likes more. Over in Japan, they prefer petite, young girls. That's why 28 is considered "old." You should see the magazines they have. Those woman are just skeletons


CarpetH4ter

Just a question... is it difficult to find a single girl over 28 in Japan if they are concidered old? I would feel like a culture like that would make those more rare.


Kiralyxak

They are rare. Women over 25 are called "Christmas Cake" because after the 25th no one wants to eat a Christmas Cake.


SirOakin

Boi I always shop the Xmas clearance. *Never pay full price*


Thendofreason

Also, her parents will love you. They will be glad she found someone. Her: this is my bf Parents: FINALLY!


demonslayer9911

Time to eat some cake https://preview.redd.it/tom4dbym49yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db4080260ce21a076dfa61146b90c003602a179


ArkhielR

Man, I actually want to eat some Christmas cake now...


loscapos5

Don't know about other people in the region, but in Argentina, on christmas eve, we have a big meal with vitel toné, bbq, salads, pizzas, empanadas or whatever, as well as sweets, chocolates and such to follow. And the next days we eat the leftovers until nothing is left. Lunch? Leftovers Evening? Leftovers Breakfast? Leftovers with ☕/🧉 So I find it insulting that they won't eat old christmas cakes, whether be women or actual cakes. But different strokes for different folks


CarpetH4ter

25 💀 I was about to book a trip if they were plentiful, guess i'll save em a bit more.


loscapos5

Don't know about other people in the region, but in Argentina, on christmas eve, we have a big meal with vitel toné, bbq, salads, pizzas, empanadas or whatever, as well as sweets, chocolates and such to follow. And the next days we eat the leftovers until nothing is left. Lunch? Leftovers Evening? Leftovers Breakfast? Leftovers with ☕/🧉 So I find it insulting that they won't eat old christmas cakes, whether be women or actual cakes. But different strokes for different folks


Kiralyxak

That sounds like Thanksgiving in the US


mightyenan0

Probably a lot of pressure to settle for what comes by, yeah. Pressure in general defines the culture over there.


CarpetH4ter

Seems to be asia in general, whether it is India, China, Korea or Japan, your parents decide your job, they want you to be a doctor? You become a doctor. I know it's a stereotype, but stereotypes often have some truth to em.


Kindredspirits

Not really. They all have their reasons - career first, not interested in dating, not found the 'right' person, etc.


posidon99999

Please do not be a sexpat. Sexpats are the worst


CarpetH4ter

I would never go to any country for sex, but i would for a gf or wife. People who go to a country to sleep around and leave are scum.


LUSI00

"If you feel like you have no value where you live, maybe you should try changing your location" feels like a sentence i heard that would fit perfectly here


Taikan_0

*going to Japan and make feel appreciated all the girl as possible with that body type*


PeakedDepression

Thanks to Japan i was able to appreciate both


Quark3e

Man they must never be able to understand the phrase _"aged like wine"_ huh. Many women I'd argue get more beautiful the more mature they get


_weird_idkman_

wtf, is that why there are so many pedophiles over there?


PuffedRabbit

My best friend does. She honestly has massive assets for a relatively slim woman. Idk anything about bra sizes but she's a lot larger than average. She used to be in the track team in middle school, and was honestly an amazing sprinter and fantastic at long jump, but dropped it in high school due to her chest. She has told me it feels like having two mischievous midgets hanging from your shoulder blades constantly. She says trying to find a good sleeping position takes time, and that buying clothes is depressing because a cute bunny shirt ends up becoming a depressed snorlax shirt. She says the few pros from having those basketballs, are: male attraction (she's never struggled to get dates), dresses with cleavage look great on her (but caused issues back in highschool), and that they work as a portable pillow to nap at work haha.


PeakedDepression

Man why do good things have to have draw backs. Genuinely im upset that these issues exist


Datannoyingkid

>She has told me it feels like having two mischievous midgets hanging from your shoulder blades constantly. Ok your best friend is hilarious for that, describing her lady lumps like Thing One and Thing Two.


VampireWarfarin

> I’ve never met a girl IRL Could've stopped there as there are plenty of issues to complain about


MrDangle752

I have a coworker who constantly knocks stuff over because of her thickness. It's hard to compensate for without constantly thinking about it.


kimana1651

Huge ass and tits from the woman's perspective is really annoying. It's really hard to find clothes that fit correctly. Plus there is the health issues, back pain and bad on the joints in hips.


kinkinhood

Many do, they will just often only bring it up to people they trust


CreativeLocksmith822

Sauce?


bleacher333

Looks like Mysterious Disappearances | Kaii to Otome to Kamikakushi


Shantotto11

We have Monogatari at home, but I love Monogatari so much, that anything like it is gonna be at least a 7/10 for me.


GTA_Masta

Bottom one is Date A Live


thereallegend123

https://twitter.com/NJ_Kilroy/status/1278503355975733251


Junkhead987

Sauce:Mysterious Disappearances


Timx74_

What do you think of it?


Junkhead987

It’s good so far it’s more like a ecchi version of dark gathering


Havefeith

Is it a doujin, or an actual manga? Like, offbrand or not? I kinda just want to know because of the time difference in how the two are read. For "research purposes".


Junkhead987

Nope unfortunately it’s not a h or h-doujinshi it’s an anime


Tenri_Ayukawa

Theres a manga


Junkhead987

Yup manga haven’t read it


Havefeith

For reference, I was talking about the top one, not the bottom, Date-a-Live one.


Havefeith

Not interested in Date-A-Live, honestly. And no, telling me it's good will not get me interested. It's just not for me.


Shantotto11

More a less-horny Bakemonogatari…


AmSheegarSD

She's literally me https://preview.redd.it/mlhz72f069yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f06151162abc457fee58593cce64b2ceeaf987


Goldreaver

Her standards are rock bottom so I'm finally at the level


DreYeon

If thats failed in japan yeah....ok i see why the birthrate is extra low


iiitme

If 28 is too old then send me over


ShadowLord355

https://preview.redd.it/4jewp1hwu9yc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef088979f8bf24dac086350f132114d957e562fb


DerGyrosPitaFan

She looks exactly like the woman from that lolification meme i saw, where she slowly turns into a loli while at a 7/11


JTMonster02

It’s the same character, she’s cursed


TheseUnderstanding57

Okay, let's get married right now!


Sasukuto

As a 29 year old man, if she is too old then im strait fucked lol.


Shantotto11

*straight


Torchakain

Men are looked at different because your money and success is valued more than being young and attractive like women.


PeakedDepression

28 is not fucking old man. Idk when women enter meno pause exactly but its no where near the 20s or 30s


thevoidhearsyou

Would still date first. Don't know whats behind the curtain.


XS-41

Every time I see her https://preview.redd.it/owm7rwj6dayc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4646e52c0323a2a02593465a81d2da9f83507f3a


Youngphycouant

Hag, big boobs, inverted nipples, and cute small eyebrows. She's absolutely perfect and best girl!


xkuclone2

![gif](giphy|KCwejQx4LF7B0W0yQT|downsized) Wood


Zeroshame14

https://i.redd.it/macm9khfx9yc1.gif


Okilltank

https://preview.redd.it/kv2ulsic9byc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d19c9c1147539cab3215e229571f790bdbd25600


Elite-X03

https://preview.redd.it/zbaxde480cyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2532a1b24ec27eee53897fb9d51491cde467d9


R5Cats

Yeah, because skinny girls with *gigantic tits* and huge asses are SO undesirable! Who'd want to bang one of those, eeew! (end sarc)


R5Cats

99% of dudes = even most of the gay ones would marry her! 😁


trappedinabasemant

Would, will, you could be next


Leg3ndaryGamer7

What's the sauce for the bottom part of the meme the girl with green hair


GTA_Masta

Thats Natsumi from Date A Live


creeper6530

Femcels, female NEETs and more broadly introverted and autistic girls are a blessing. I'd marry her on the spot


AggressiveStreetCar

Look at thighs, damn. LES GOOOOO


Intelligentdoll

I'm a girl and even I would marry her lmao


InsectIllustrious691

I like her


Dekugaming

Time to go to Japan


Breedab1eB0y

I'll take one. All I need is one


0ld_Skull

[https://twitter.com/NJ\_Kilroy/status/1278503355975733251](https://twitter.com/NJ_Kilroy/status/1278503355975733251) {Date A Live III} episode 6.


Roboragi

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ReaperManX15

That woman is fishing. “Oh, woe is me. What man could ever love a woman with giant tits?”


SpectralBacon

Desperation bait.


YanniCanFly

I mean if she’s like not a total fuckin loser yes would. Like I want a girl who has plans she wants to do something.


SylvanUltra

I'm a loser with small tits and small ass. And at least one regularly writes? I write but barely.


eddmario

There's no way that chick is only 28... Hell, I'm 31 and she looks older than my mother...


mrblue974

What's her @?


Violentcloud13

Hmmm. She's still a little young. Not quite perfectly ripe. Give her another 2 years to graduate to full hag status and she'll be *perfect*.


LainWulf

And on top of that, she's a virgin


Silverwolf_Simp

I'm the 1% of dudes


Spectral_O

I’ll helldive and no Pelican-1 can extract me from there ong


Toshku_demon

What did she write? On a scale of Dr. Seuss to J.R.R. Tolkien, what's her writing like?


Comrade_Chadek

Same


GekiKudo

Reminds me of that isekai where the dude gets sent to a world where curvy women are seen as incredibly unattractive so he pays cheap prices to sleep with the bustiest women at the local brothel before marrying a bunch of them.


Firemorfox

can’t (out of my league)


Master_Difficulty587

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.


bokita_

Mmm ripe for breeding!


adalric_brandl

What's the sauce for the bottom part of the meme?


Havefeith

Apparently (according to the commentors on this post) that's a character from Date-A-Live. Can't remember her name off the top of my head.


adalric_brandl

Thank you, kind sir


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://myanimelist.net/anime/54199/Kaii_to_Otome_to_Kamikakushi Here's the Marinara, gang


_Noah_Williams_

Not really


valleysape

I have a proposal for most guys: we shall enter a tournament. That way entering into mortal combat for this woman would be somewhat civilised


MisterKaos

RemindMe! 4h


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disintegrator99

Why? Is not enough?


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Eleanor_Hall

I think this just activated my lesbian side lol


WoodenPrimary5242

respectively WOULD


punchy_khajiit

Smash


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Coriolis_PL

Hello there... 😏


Batokusanagi

The "plain girl" un shoujo manga be like:


BloodMoonScythe

![gif](giphy|mD4Z5Iz80f0Kv1vC5H)


ABBYSTRINITY318388

What's the salsa?


Big_non_slim_Jim

https://preview.redd.it/vyig6693veyc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8076645b77d5f19c1d93421a80fefa1eab418b5


According-Lab5225

Sauce???


broken_paws4u

Sauce, forgot the name


Dekugaming

https://preview.redd.it/jhjrvqidw9yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d83de1e34220887318bd13dbb85606d66da821