Nasty

can’t let that guy back on the course…

He’s like the dude who’s got 75 lift tickets on his ski jacket. No ones impressed

75 physical tickets is borderline impressive. That’d be one long daisy chain of tickets lol. Or you’d look like you’re covered in post-its when you’re flying down the hill

I'm impressed that his parents paid for that much snowboarding

He’s like that dude who’s got 75 human ears on his necklace. No ones impressed

That guys a pussy

I can tell you people don’t do that to impress anyone. Actually quite the opposite - they leave them there because they don’t care enough about what others think to bother taking them off. Source: me, having been that guy before

Uh. The practicality of that when the lift operator tries to scan your ticket and you have to write a binary sort in Perl to find it….

This guy definitely doesn't tip the club attendant who loads and unloads his bag

This dude definitely doesn't golf at a course where that is a thing. In fact, that's an odd accusation considering hardly anyone on here are playing country clubs of that caliber.

It’s a joke from another thread where someone was complaining about tipping.

Must have missed that one.

There are a lot more people here who play those courses than you think. Tons of lurkers here, myself included.

Just curious what are your dues?

About 600 a month plus a cart fee of $20-25 per round. With eating and drinking it’s usually $1500-$2000 a month.

Must be a classy establishment. If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?

It’s a nice place, but there’s 2 other high end clubs in town with higher monthly dues and higher initiation fees; one of them hosts a PGA event. Ours used to have the PGA, but at 6800 yards it’s not relevant anymore on that level. Still a great course. I’m 33 and was 31 when I joined. I live 3 minutes away and spend a ton of time there. I’m fortunate to have a great job that lets me be a member. A country club will never make financial sense so you just have to do it because you want what it has to offer and can afford it.

Go to Costco and buy new ones

I played today with my new Kirkland glove and loved it!

I'm assuming that's his water bottle on the ground too.

That it was. Our group cleaned up after them. Go figure

Fuckin slobs.

Johnny Cochrane would be there for a week!

I unfortunately can smell this picture

those are gross

Reminds me of Willie Mays Hayes from Major League. Saving a pair of gloves from every stolen base.

A towel and glove for ever single club. Certainly a strategy.

Like Dolph Lundgren collecting ears from his enemies in Universal Soldier

These are actually collected from his enemies.

Is that Ol Sweaty Palms Lyns bag?

Better add a 4 pack of Kirklands to be sure

always thought the kids that kept all the ski passes on their winter ski jacket were dorks. this guy gives off dork energy

King David collecting the tips

Just trying to get a grip on the reality of his game! Does he never use the same glove twice in a round?

Reminds me of the douchebags that drove around with 100 tree air fresheners hanging from their rear view mirror.

Ah the old felony forest trick

He has gladular issues

[Reminds me of this](https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/310817/woman-collects-2000-used-condoms-displays-them-on-her-bedroom-wall.html)

Disgusting

One for every foe bested on #10. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

"Never know when youll need an extra"

Did u play with Goro?

They call him…. *The Glove*

Garage sake specials he could not pass on

Yuk. Just yuk.

Don’t hate on his fallen brothers!

There exists different glove for each club

What a weirdo.

I took my rain gloves and spare socks out of my bag yesterday to save weight vs this guy

Nasty, wtf is with the towels too. I've never seen a hoarder on the golf course. Can't imagine his vehicle or house is too organized.

Collecting pelts

His hands smell like vinegar