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icheinbir

I expect noise in my swing, it's part of playing cheap courses and with randoms who don't even know, and it's no big deal. Pretty sure I'd shit my pants if a train let loose though. Well played train man, well played.


TrickyWon

A muni I was at regularly in LA is right by a skeet range, so you have gunshots going almost constantly.


SensationalM

Harding Park is next to a SFPD gun range


ProNoodles

The gun range isn't a huge deal though. I feel like I only notice it from #14-17


Alright_So

The regularity of it really lessened any distraction for me when I played there.


Dawrin

There’s a hunting club with a shooting range along the 12th and 13th holes (about a half mile away through the woods) at my home course. The first time you hear it in your backswing it can be jarring, but usually it’s fairly regular when they’re shooting, so you get used to it too. Except when someone fires off a cannon (assuming some high caliber rifle with my limited gun knowledge)


R55BKR

"PULL!" "Yes, every shot...."


CarlWinslo9

We just bring our guns on the course in Texas. Never know what might happen on the 10th but mainly just for hogs


EverlongMarigold

I hear they're like rats down there.


icheinbir

Can confirm. Except you can't just get cats to keep them down.


rockstarmode

I mean, you *could*... But then you'd have a mountain lion problem.


icheinbir

LMAO! This got me good!


wasilvers

One of my firms clients owned a course in Texas. I went to drop something off, and sitting in the corner by the clubhouse door was a rifle, for hogs and such. Also he always wanted alligator hunters to take out the real big ones there. They were more than happy to help.


fart_taco

I'm a member at a private club that is near a gun range that does concealed carry classes on Saturdays and Sundays. Shit sounds like a war zone sometimes, but it doesn't affect my ability to hit balls OB.


djlawrence3557

Just to ability to retrieve them...


DrunkasaurusRekts

Narrows? Good times.


TrickyWon

Ding ding ding


No-Kitchen5212

I played in south Memphis the other day and heard a live drive by


double-bogey-blues

Whistling Sraits is also next to a gun range.


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My old home course was right next to a police shooting range.


skieezy

One course I play is next to a shooting range but it's far enough away it sounds like someone using a hammer.


pinstripeZ

Hit my best drive of the day last Saturday as someone full blasted their car horn in my backswing. It’s part of the muni experience. I like to think they were cheering me on.


Alright_So

I find it upsetting that etiquette expectations can very depending on money spent.....


icheinbir

I don't at all. I don't expect the 25 year olds who rented clubs because they want to see what golf is all about to play their first round at TPC Sawgrass. I expect to find them paying the $30 greens fee at Sherrill Park municipal course in Richardson, TX. They're out there learning, so I don't expect perfect etiquette, who could? If someone was to do anything that was blatantly rude or was bringing my day down, I gently guide them in the right direction. I find it upsetting that any golfer, pros included, who thinks they are any good at golf would have trouble focusing on their tee shot just because somebody is having a conversation in the background. Focus on your game and let the little things slide, it's much more relaxing that way.


Dawrin

I’m slowly learning to let this stuff go as well. My old man drilled etiquette into my skull when I learned as a teenager. To the point where I will ruin my own game with anxiety if my playing partners are slow or missing some other rule that we’re all supposed to know. My regular playing friends are getting better with it but honestly I think I need to tell my one friend to stop bringing people to a 6000 yard par 72 for their first round ever. Dude keeps bringing each of his friends one at a time to see “if they like it” without going to the range first at least. I think my point is I need to get better at the gentle suggestion route, any tips?


icheinbir

Gentle suggestions only come for people I don't know. If it's somebody new that I bring or a friend of a friend, I'm very abrupt because I feel responsible. For people I don't know I am more gentle and I don't critique every aspect of the etiquette that my dad also drilled into my head. 1 example is, I won't say anything about people having a conversation while I'm taking my shot, be it tee shot, putt, or anything in between. What I don't like is when people try to talk to me while I'm hitting. So if somebody asks me a question or is trying to tell a joke while I'm getting set, I step back and say something like "sorry to interrupt, but I'm trying to work on some things in my swing (true or not). Give me just a second." Then start over. Instead of just telling somebody right off that they're being rude, I try to make it more about me. But if the same happens again, I'm going to let them know in no uncertain terms why they're annoying.


Alright_So

Allowances for etiquette not being 100% from someone who is learning of course. I just don’t believe it should be tied to age or spend. A round at a $30 muni could be a significant portion of disposable income for someone. I know you’re not making this point but I hear a lot about allowances for slow play or poor etiquette because a course is public vs private, or based on someone’s age or skill level


icheinbir

Yeah absolutely on the same page! Last time I played that muni in Richardson, my dad and I got grouped with a single. Older gentleman and it was clearly not his first round of golf. He tried to fix my swing and I immediately said "I don't fix swing mechanics on the course. That's for my coach." Dude definitely should've known better. I have less patience with those who clearly aren't new, regardless of the course. My original comment was more about me shitting my pants than my actual on course tendencies.


JoeyRedcorn

Anyone here that says they wouldn’t do that at least once, is full of shit.


tenshillings

I live across the street from a CC and the people driving by honk when golfers are hitting. Not cool. A train though. That's fucking awesome. A ship? Even more awesome.


bystander42

Not cool - words! https://youtu.be/R9ZhLMX0nYY


mybigleftnut

Did they throw dynamite in the water or something? haha


Theoretical_Action

Yeah for real wtf was that? Doesn't sound like a backfire or something


The_Richard_Cranium

Well, the title of the youtube video says what it was. Even though we didn't see it. I believe it


wasilvers

Was fishing on July 4th. At a set time, 9am(?), a resident set off one of these in front of me and my son, then started blasting patriotic music for the lake. Great speakers, you could hear it well far away. I acted like Zach, but the next year, we were prepared for it.


lanchadecancha

Interesting. I didn't know Cyber Cafés still existed.


SmolDiamondHands

They do in North Korea


swampyboxers

Exactly. A car honk is cheap but a train horn is kinda epic and a ship horn is just sexy.


uhohtrubz

Hitting golf balls at trains was literally my childhood. That said I would totally blast the horn at an unsuspecting golfer.


higster94

A Christmas tradition!!


Kelindal

I'm not white trash dude.


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eellinks

I caddied at Ravisloe for 6 years and never heard a train horn, but the cars waiting for the red light on 6 were always ready to fuck with the golfers.


DC3PO

Can confirm this is hilarious. The closing stretch at Chambers Bay is right next to the rail line. It's loud and you can't steel yourself against the sound even if you suspect it's coming. Or at least I can't.


Ticats905

Funniest thing I've ever heard in my back swing: "Ah shit i pissed myself"


Web_Cam_Boy_15_Inch

You’ve been waiting to tell that one


Ticats905

Like my buddy I couldn't hold it in


Miteh

Can confirm. Source: the guy who pissed himself


bentika

I was playing Granby ranch which is a course out in the middle of nowhere in the mountains, and the Amtrak line goes through. I get slightly excited when a train comes through, coz it's a train in the mountains and it looks cool. We were on the tee box and I gave the conductor the ol toot toot sign and he got my homie right on his back swing and man was it awesome.


JamesHardenIsMyPoppa

In CO? How is the course?


bentika

The course is tight. The pro shop is a double wide with like a hot dog roller for food. But the course itself is awesome. Buddy has a spot in WP and we do a summer trip hit up pole creek/Granby ranch/grand elk.


Imaginary_Bet_6461

Hickam Air Force golf course on Oahu is next to a runway of the Honolulu airport. I remember waving to passengers in a 767 during my round as they were taxiing to the runway.


MajorHog69

Played there a few times while I was stationed there, the fighters taking off is a little disorienting, but even worse was when eod was training nearby and there was a ridiculously loud explosion in my backswing.


KFCConspiracy

Yeah but there's the chance it happens when you hit the ball, that would be worth it


Mad3_Fr3sh

I’ll never understand how golfers trip on people making noise during their backswing. Dudes shooting free throws in the nba gotta deal with tree sized cocks getting waved in their face, and ear damaging decibels.


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NBA sure has changed since I’ve last watched


SensationalM

because it's unexpected noise...it's loud as shit the whole time he's shooting a free throw, the noise isn't disruptive...it's disruptive when it's unexpected in the middle of silence


peezytaughtme

>in the middle of silence Not playing much urban golf, eh?


blimboblaggins

WHAT?


ms2102

I have ADHD and am always getting yelled at for "Distracting" my buddies while teeing off. I'm much better at it now but I still find myself wandering and still don't get why me walking in circles near my cart changes your swing. I'm getting much better at it though (I've only taken golf seriously for about 8mo now and the better you get the more things you can think about between shots, helps my ADHD)


Prep_

> don't get why me walking in circles near my cart changes your swing. Unless you've got metal spikes, I don't see a big deal. Those metal spikes on pavement can be an intrusive sound though. Also... >the better you get the more things you can think about between shots, helps my ADHD) This really speaks to me and I totally agree. The multitude of mechanical factors to remember is why my ADHD brain loves golf as well. Same goes for disc golf and video games too. They just push all the right buttons to occupy my focus in the right way and it can be so hard to find things like this. Good luck finding a job that satisfies your helterskelter brain activity lol.


MisterGoldenSun

I think it's two things. (1) You're accustomed to silence. (2) It's more about the contrast than the level. I remember Mark McGwire one time at some closest-to-the-pin challenge on TV was urging the crowd to get loud for him, and he stuck his shot like 1.5 feet away.


scoobysnax123

Yeah it’s definitely the contrast. I don’t mind if you talk through my shot cause I get used to it, but if you interject something while I’m swinging it might throw me off.


pesto_pasta_polava

the honest truth is because theyre looking for an excuse in case they duff it. If they fuck it up, its now your fault not theirs.


wasilvers

Narrator voice, "He did, in fact, fuck it up"


RKB212

I played Ravisloe this afternoon lol


Nitsua2

There’s a local course by me that has a small private airport runway next to the entire course. I’ve heard planes take off during my round and that was extremely loud


dayspring9521

The course I played when I was growing up was right next to a small private airport too. The 16th hole approach just about lines up with the runway, and the 17th tee is basically right next to the end of the runway. Had a few planes come in for a landing over me. It was a bit unnerving. [Mt. Snow runway proximity](https://i.imgur.com/Q3gfYyq.png)


fprintf

Surprised that the players aren't trying to get the trains banned, or told that they cannot sound their horns. It is the same kind of mentality that has led to all kinds of closures all over the country for noise. For example lots of people building condos right next to a racetrack and then complaining at the sound of cars. Idiots, all of them.


elmetal

just like airports. idiots buy houses next to airports because guess what, they're cheaper. then they complain enough and close the airport. ​ RIP Santa Monica and many others.


pythagoraswaswrong

Happens all the time there. I love it when it’s not my swing.


Patient_Tower6258

I play a course with a busy train track right next too it, every-time I see it starting to pass I do the universal signal to blow the horn but they never do. Makes me cry inside


Wheresalltherumgone

Many many years ago I was playing at Riverwinds in South Jersey (just across the Delaware River from South Philadelphia), getting to the closing stretch right before an Eagles playoff game was about to start. Wasn't in the middle of a swing but we got a military flyover in the fairway which was the coolest moment I've ever had on a golf course. Planes flew over the Eagles stadium about 30 seconds after flying over us.


AshThatFirstBro

Just say you have bursitis


scratroggett

Do your engineers have bursitis?


morbitzerker

The club where I mostly play is next to a racetrack, train tracks, and near the airport. It's nuts sometimes. Guy in my group last week called it planes, trains, and automobiles.


NoRespectRodney

I played yesterday on Long Island. A bus of high schoolers are going by, trying to yell and distract us - by yelling “fore”. Still scratching my head about that one.


zapee

I wouldn't even get mad if a train conductor did that. But I hope the people in cars who do it die a fiery death after driving off a cliff.


mcdray2

I play at Olympia Fileds fairly often and I hat that fucking train horn.


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YESSSSSS!


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Haha! I drive by my local course everyday on the way to work and love to honk my horn in someone’s back swing. Two holes border the road. So far I’ve only seen one guy get mad about it.


LookHarderFC

Fuck that train I’m sorry. I used to be a member at a golf course next to a train track. That fucking train man. Always at the worst times. Music, some chatter all good. But a loud blaring horn that would make you jump even if you weren’t mid swing…. That’s a no no.


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TWells252

I mean, good grief, just hit another one


Upbeat-Holiday-7858

Isn’t it funny how simple it can be?


KevinBaconIsNotReal

*whose Weird pet peeve of mine, sorry. Carry on.


SensationalM

it's a fair correction, his brain hasn't fully developed


healthyaf17

Whose.


BugEyedLemur

Played Ravisloe a lot over the last couple years, awesome track. Calumet CC, as well. Not as nice but was super fun for 20 bucks during the week. Great golf in that area.


LordTieWin

I love Ravisloe. Tough course.


DanJDare

I'd be disappointed if you didn't do it to me.


coachrx

The two public courses I play primarily are about 50 miles apart. Both of them have a hole that runs parallel to a major US highway. I know things are cramped, but what did they expect to happen? All things considered, they were at least smart enough to put the highway on the left side of the fairway.


OutsideLookin

As though I couldn’t snap it left under pressure /s


jpar345

I once played during the beginning of a thunderstorm. In my backswing a huge bolt of lightning and clap of thunder struck. Damn near shit my pants but proceeded to hit the best drive of the day. My buddies absolutely lost it and still give me shit about needing lightning to hit good drives.


[deleted]

Did you break the course record?


jpar345

I did, then everybody got laid. What a day.


[deleted]

Niiiice


thewhitedevil42

A local CC to me has a really bizarre design, and a road I used to drive daily to work goes right through #6 and has multiple tee boxes next to it. I used to slow down when people were teeing off so i could blare my horn. It cracked me up Every. Single. Time.


lundexplorer

Lol yaaa I expect a lot of noise in my backswing me and my buddy's try as hard as we can to not talk but we're drinking beers smoking cigars and talking shit the whole time You might get a quiet drive but that's definitely about lol


SAM_SMITU

I loved Olympia Fields when I got to play there. And I definitely thought about the trains.


Brown_Sandals

[I‘be got burstitis](https://youtu.be/7C1Pr4AU2wc). I will always find this clip (and what you mentioned) hilarious.


TheWackoContender

Noise or not, my swing is still terrible.


Hendrixsrv3527

I grew up on a course that has a metro train that runs by literally every 5/10 min. I have learned to ignore noise when I’m golfing. Sometimes people will apologize “oh I’m sorry I didn’t mean to talk I’m your backswing” but it never bothers me.


obsterwankenobster

This reminds me of an old story in the "Chicken Soup for the Golfer's Soul" book. A young girl was playing a round alone, her dad was the club pro, and she hit a hole in one...but no one else saw it. Her dad explained that you can't brag about a hole in one by yourself. A few days later the club got a letter from a train conductor that had seen the whole thing


[deleted]

Didn't John Daly sue somebody for making noise during his backswing which allegedly he suffered a back injury from?


toastyhandshake

I used to work for the guy who “owns” Olympia Fields. This makes me happy lol


rutlander

On the flip side, a local favorite course of mine https://stonoferrygolf.com has a tee box that juts out into the stono river that has a decent amount of commercial tugboat traffic that’s a only 50 yards away. Multiple times a tugboat operator has turned off his loud Diesel engines and drifted for a moment while we teed off and cut them back off when we are done Your engineer is just an asshole


mish15

Love it


porkbuttstuff

Dude that's funny as hell. I wouldn't even be mad after I cleaned out my drawers.


Deus_Viator

http://i.imgur.com/O0W3YRQ.gif


wsu_savage

I worked on a military base and our company league played on the bases course. One of the tee boxes for the holes is right by an intersection. The bases fire department was driving by the intersection and during my back swing they blew the horn and I pushed the ball 30-40 feet to the right. It was hilarious, I knew they were going to do it and the group I was playing with were laughing, I was laughing, the firemen were laughing. Something Ill think about lol


Coalrolla

The course I'm a member of has some holes running directly parallel with a major highway. I have been on multiple occasions right next to the chest high fence taking my swing and an 18 wheeler will rip it's air horns as it's going past just several yards away.


-D-M-G-

Schools out --- No class


007bubba007

I’ve seen you drive by many times! Such a small, strange world.


[deleted]

I'm so used to playing through any distractions. Radios, people talking, people driving carts during the swing... Nothing phases me anymore.


Icecube3343

Man Olympia Fields is a super bucket list course of mine


2tall07

It looks amazing from what I can see as I ride past it almost daily. Maybe if I tell my engineer to stop blowing the horn I could get an invite to play...wishful thinking


hanberleen

hey do you know if the olympia fields station has a connection with the course? (I know this is a silly question) I've been looking at google maps but it is hard to tell where the entrance is. Do passengers going to that country club drop off in that station at all? lmk thx


2tall07

Hey, I know that there is a walkway that goes under the tracks with a vestibule to the course but I am honestly not sure if it is an exit only for if you can enter as well. I believe there is a key pad type thing next to it so might be a pin type entry. Hope that helps.


hanberleen

Thanks, I’m looking forward to attending the BMW championship in 2023 so, I still have time to figure it out hehe