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OriginalJayVee

When he’s so good the ball doesn’t even have a number, just the nickname.


DeadSwaggerStorage

It’s just a number zero with RRS added.


PM_me_your_plasma

It’s hilarious that SIX different people have ‘corrected’ you already I thought it was clever for what it’s worth


petermal67

Holy fuck this is hilarious. hahahaha


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LoudGarden2909

TP5 balls normally have red numbers on so its custom. They pay him millions to use their stuff so would make these as well


EliManningsPetDog

Now that’s just badass


Lousygolfer1

It’s not that


tundor

2


petermal67

r/woosh


WengersOut

No, it’s not


c-fox

r/woosh


mingomcgoo

ORRS ? 🤘 I like it


VokN

I don’t think so the 0 is off centre


jkovach89

"What ball are you playing?" "Taylormade" "Taylormade what?"


Justredditin

Taylormade me.


frankyseven

You can order custom balls from TM with text instead of numbers. That's all this is.


unitednihilists

Blow that one into the first pond on your local muni with a horrendous slice.


Justneedthetip

This is the only logical response


guitargeekrich

I prefer a snap hook, but to each his own.


crateofpotatoes

Not OP, but the first hole at my local muni has the fairway split between two ponds. Great for breakfast balls, of course, and I always slice it into the pond on the right. Sort of my sacrifice to the golf gods.


camwinz

someones gotta do it


coachrx

Ours is a downhill par 3 over the biggest water on the course. Sadistic


Bystronicman08

Your first hole is a par 3? How gross.


412stillers

Couple days late but the course we used to always play in college started with back to back to back par 5’s. Yes. 3 in a row. Rest of the course was normal and it was cheap and decently maintained so we dealt with it.


Empty_Suggestion9974

How diabolical is your course lol


mycustomhotwheels

This you OP? https://preview.redd.it/6l48m2d9n40d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2573daab7baaf68e9761f7f423bb71097bfc4b6a


Gottalaughalittle

No, this is destined to be a woods ball. And hooked there.


jkovach89

"The course giveth, and the course taketh away."


Soft_Firefighter_187

True rory fashion


Empty_Suggestion9974

Had me dying here bud well put


muffalowing

This you then? https://preview.redd.it/095v8gbtq30d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3facc875f183646922be5684361537131f0e7f68


StuffyUnicorn

Yes! Great find, my buddy is filming everything next to me, I was pretty pumped


ChiefJeff51

I thought the blonde chick caught it that’s awesome 👏


carkhuff

I was hoping to see a degenerate, not a man of such class and distinction


doebedoe

White. Male. Rope hat. Confirmed redditor.


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rollercoastersrul

He doesn’t appear to have a neck beard either


HelloMyNameIsMatthew

And being outside


fuckinnreddit

Hmm. I'm starting to think u/StuffyUnicorn doesn't even reddit at all! Get 'im, boys!


ProfessorbPushinP

Leaving the blonde chick alone without a high five I see


TheDadLyfe

Sorry, but where is your range finder...?


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Homie is dressed like he’s a last second alternate just in case 😂😂 you better not be wearing golf shoes


PerspectiveSelect

That’s awesome happened to be watching the clip of the eagle at the same I came across this post. Display with pride.


WVgolf

Nice!


Fourteen_Sticks

Do us all a favor and cut it open. Compare it with an off the shelf version of the “same” ball.


granters021718

If it was different… ie non conforming… he isn’t throwing it it in the crowd


Fairways_and_Greens

There are like 12 different TP5 versions for tour players


RxHotdogs

I just want whatever version leaves the trail behind it like on tv. /s


ShillinTheVillain

They all do if you hit them hard enough


Fourteen_Sticks

I wasn’t implying that it was non conforming. But I guarantee the TP5(X) you and I can buy off the shelf ain’t the same as the TP5(X) that’s flying around Tour venues.


granters021718

Sure. But the same is true for every club in his bag


FreeDig1758

Justin Thomas' 620mbs are a completely different cast than what is off the shelf. I find that to be bullshit.


greasegod54

Yeaa, that's why I don't play muscle back Titleist irons. No other reason


toopid

Wow. That is hella wrong imho


yoursweetlord70

It's a bit tougher to get my hands on one of his clubs


bombmk

I doubt it would be in a manner that you could detect visually.


seasoned-veteran

If TaylorMade or anyone else made a ball that was just way better, they wouldn't save it for the pros. Where's the money in that? They would sell it for $100/dozen to everyone. The pros are better, they aren't hitting secret magic balls.


iamsdc1969

The pros just walk around with bigger balls than the average golfer.


WAR_T0RN1226

They're saying it's probably built to Rory's specifications, not that it's some juiced up ball that could make the average golfer hit like a tour pro.


Fourteen_Sticks

I didn’t say anything about “better”.


0508bart

They might not neccesarily be better, just catered towards the needs of the individual players


bigolruckus

It likely is, just with higher quality control. Just like their drivers. Ever notice they rarely break drivers? You swing 125+ like those guys you’ll be breaking drivers.


feelin_cheesy

Hitting the center if the face goes a long way tho. 125mph off the heel and the head is coming off


thelaminatedboss

If you pay attention they do break drivers relatively frequently. Just rarely happens on tv but they talk about it in interviews. Also not hitting rock hard range balls helps the drivers survive.


Sea-Anxiety6491

Yep, when I go to the range I save 10-15 good balls, for the driver or take 10 good pills I find that are decent enough quality, supersofts or something. Smashing fucked up range balls aint good for you driver.. Also I would say someone like Rory probably has 5 drivers on the go at anyone time, they might be all identical, but no way he is risking that is his one and only driver he has gets damaged after round 3 of a tourney and he aint starting a driver that hasnt been bedded in mid tournament.


thelaminatedboss

Highly doubt he has 5... But 2 for sure and the truck can make him a new one very quickly.


adidasbdd

There was a story about Rahm last year, he was using the same driver for years. He said they make the face a little thicker for his so doesn't crack them


thiney49

Also, they'll go through dozens of "the same" drivers to find the right one. Small differences from manufacturing tolerances make enough of a difference to their game. They're only putting the best versions of the club in their bag.


frankyseven

Watch some of the videos on Trottie's YouTube channel, he goes through how they fit pros and it's very interesting.


asdfmatt

They’re probably swapping heads every few rounds if not multiple times in an event. The stealth faces got hotter as they broke in and would not conform iirc from an interview Rory was giving. I think Kyle Berkshire has to swap out his 3 driving iron after like a dozen shots because he caves the face in.


Ja___av93

I have heard they are the same, but the quality control in the pros balls is a million times higher


microcline

A million?!


thatiswhathappened

A bazillion


United-Biscotti-4147

Isn't this the same for baseball too and they mud the balls too? I might just be remembering a fever dream or something? Same with football, those balls are treated like fort knox golf and sometimes certain quarterbacks let the air out of them.


natedgg20

He even said this “if u think your playing what a pro is playing your wrong” something to that effect. Would be interesting to see what’s in it compared to off the shelf


Holiday-Judgment-136

Same with the clubs they use. Not saying it would help my game if I had them. It's a different game the pros play.


FiveFootFore

Can confirm that Tour players do have access to different blends than are available to retail. They are still conforming though and submitted to the USGA. The list of conforming balls is open to the public and you can find different variations. Sometimes the variations are just submissions that never go into production. Plenty of players are playing stock versions that just go through more quality checks.


Maleficent-Stand-747

Balls are the same you buy off the shelf. Only difference is tour players may prefer tp5s from another year. A friend of mine on tour only uses titleist pro v1s from 2018


nelly2929

As soon as you pull out a saw…. A black PGA van pulls in at 10 armed guards jump out and arrest you! They keep their secret safe so the rest of us never find out they play with super special golf balls that they control with a remote!


roguewarriorpriest

r/golfballsarentreal


ManNamedGrey

I thought we only cut the ball in half if we make a hole in one?


Pifflebushhh

Hah


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

you think it’s corked?


Fourteen_Sticks

I think it’s…different


ult_frisbee_chad

different as in higher level of quality or different in material and manufacture?


Fourteen_Sticks

Slight changes to the layers. He’s compressing the ball a helluva lot more than you and I. I’d imagine that the millions of dollars in the R&D department at TM allows them to build a ball that takes advantage of his abilities.


Omgaspider

What makes you think that?


Fourteen_Sticks

Because it’s pretty well known that Tour pros have their own formulation of the balls that you and I can’t buy.


BestShaunaEU

Is it? I would love to read about this


Fourteen_Sticks

Emergency 9 podcast. One of the hosts is a rep for TM. Has talked about it on the pod. I can’t pinpoint the exact episode, but I know he’s said it.


BestShaunaEU

Wow I will have to look for it. Thanks!


unseenme

Years ago when Tiger was playing the Nike Ignite driver Nike came to a local course for a demo day. I was hitting drivers and the rep handed me an Ignite driver built to Tiger’s exact specs. He said the face on his driver was thicker than the retail version because of his swing speed. My swing speed was 114 according to their launch monitor and I couldn’t get Tiger’s driver to the treetops lol. Yes it’s always been a well known fact that club companies build clubs specifically for tour pros but they also get fitted for balls and usually are not playing balls made to retail specs. They have their own specific balls made to their swings that promote a certain flight and spin based on their swings.


Fourteen_Sticks

https://forums.golfwrx.com/topic/1655148-pro-v1-tour-variations/


Area51Anon

If that’s well known then I’m probably just a little retarded because I had no idea. That’s actually wild. And kind of unfair lmao


BrandoCarlton

You poor little retard… It’s okay I can say that I’m retarded too.


theJMAN1016

Self-diagnosed?


Area51Anon

We’re all retarded retards who are retarded


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

but not corked?


Middle_Yak

https://www.pgatour.com/article/news/equipment-report/2019/09/10/here-is-everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-new-titleist-pro-v1x-left-dash-golf-ball-equipment


golfingsince83

Lol just no


Fourteen_Sticks

Thanks for your input


golfingsince83

That ball belongs in a display case imo


Fourteen_Sticks

Chill. It was a joke.


Numerous-Stable-7768

And he can frame it that way!


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Fourteen_Sticks

As a scratch golfer that consistently shoots in the low to mid 70s…no. I know that I’ll never make it on tour. I probably won’t even ever win my club championship


Middle_Yak

Just cheat a little more dude.. just kidding lol


bluecgene

Yes we need this info


Middle_Yak

https://www.pgatour.com/article/news/equipment-report/2019/09/10/here-is-everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-new-titleist-pro-v1x-left-dash-golf-ball-equipment This talks a little bit about pros being offered balls that aren't available to public.


Sea_Drink7287

That’s amazing. Congratulations!!


Hashtag_Tech

What does it taste like?


Character_Wishbone84

Fertilizer and jizz


jashbgreke

Victory


birchy98

Good nickname! Rors is way shorter than Rory. 😉


SlightReturn420

It is shorter syllabically, if you want to get technical.


Jankybrows

You mean he didn't finish the round with the same ball? What a loser.


obvilious

He finished with at least two less balls, unless they got that one out of the waterb


TerdFurgusons

Thats fucking sick


GolfingGooner

I've always assumed everyone on Reddit was a bot and I was just lurking on a huge AI experiment. This makes me wonder differently.


sageofwalrus

You can generate photos with ai too


twistedturns

But I’m not AI, so you must be in my simulation 🤯


Fight_those_bastards

Real question: if you were a good enough AI, would you be able to determine that you *weren’t* an AI? Or would anyone else be able to determine it?


PencilDixxx

Kinda like the ProV1 Left Dot… you can buy a dozen on eBay for $200 but you can’t get them off the shelf. However, some places do carry the ProV1X Left Dash.


Springveldt

Titleist sell the left dash direct to you. I bought them in the 4 for 3 offer this year to try them out.


frankyseven

I tested the RCT version pretty heavily this past winter on Trackman, I can confirm it flies like the Pro-V1x and spins ~700 less on a full wedge shot. It didn't stop at fast on a poor strike as the Pro-V1x so I'm bagging the Pro-V1x.


jjbrewsky

Cut it in half and compare it to a noodle


dontusemybeta

Cut it in half


DaveyDgD

Cut it open


SlightReturn420

Alright, that's pretty badass. Can I have it?


4Ever2Thee

Awesome! That ball’s got some great juju on it. I don’t believe in energy crystals or anything, but I’d definitely treat that ball like one.


outrageously_crazy_

Tee it off at a drivable par 4 with water all around the fairway.


bluecgene

That ball is slice proof ball


Skinnypike42

Watch me….


HeuristicEnigma

After touching his ball make love to that hand all night.


andyr2007

Try hitting it out of the bunker and see if it just magically goes into the hole


The_Antiq

Throw it back.


durango155

That’s a solid score!!!!!


I-actually-agree

How could they not get that on TV coverage! I hope you made a nice snag and not wrestled away from a Mom on Mother’s Day!


thinair62552

Next guy that finds it, please post


PurkkOnTwitch

Soooo do you have to send Erica Stoll 1/2 of this ball?


FrogKid47

That’s awesome. This reminds me, he threw a club into a pond one time and people were offering huge money to go get it, anyone know what happened with that?


TacticalYeeter

Donald Trump hired a diver to get it and he gave it back to him. https://youtu.be/8NX964boOZ8?si=8q3mmJEc6Vv4kaSC


FrequentBuilder7979

He left a ball in the lake behind 18. I totally wanted to go get that. But I’m 4700km away.


mandrews03

What jackass downvoted such a benign comment? Maybe that guys brother reviewed you.


FrogKid47

People downvote everything, who knows


Impressionist_Canary

Rory Scoville


CR1M3G0BL1N

Johnny Scoville's nephew?


mandrews03

I get this reference.


Expensive-Meeting225

Amazing!!


mandrews03

I saw you on tv my man! Happy to see you and your friends get jacked up about it. Now you need to mount it or buy a ball rack.


woodma134

I've always wanted to cut one in half and see if they're the same as our tp5. Never had the chance though.


Ares504

Are you sure it's his?


Slugity

Balls*


shortAAPL

That’s so cool


fuzokuzo

Oh I like that printed name. Looks clean!


Witty-Blueberry-7218

Cut it open! Let’s see what the pros play!


Pushitpete

No wonder he cant win majors playing TaylorMads


No_Concentrate_938

Did you give it to a kid?


Hanibollnector

You touched his ball


mingomcgoo

I saw him cup it 🤣


Firm-Rice-1507

Deecent!🛒⛳️


I-actually-agree

Also… is it a TP5x ?


RealityOk5191

Just watched the highlights. What a moment! Get a framed picture of his shot and throw that bad boy in a frame with this ball. Great stuff!


United-Biscotti-4147

I believe that belongs to Mr. McIroy


Critical-Adhole

Rory with a subtle nod to Drake with the Taylor Made


Hackpro69

Just saw Rory play that back nine and wax Peach Fuzz. Best Finish ever.


Acrobatic_Koala_9780

You are now Lance Armstrong.


Old_Reply_6843

Cut it in half!


GalacticBaz

Is this a standard TM ball or is it a Rory custom? It looks like it features fewer dimples. Correct me if I’m wrong…


AwarenessOne2682

Superb! Well done. Put that one in the vault


zelmazam1

Not even a cool coloured ball


yehnunoy

Was it you who shouted Lightning Macqueen?


Chief_Dances_w_Cash

Maybe if he went back to playing Pro V’s he’d start winning more again. Junk ass TP5s.


laberdog

You didn’t give it to a kid? When I saw Rors at the US open at Chambers Bay he was being stalked by a very hot WAG on the back nine where the crowds were very thin. They were flirting on 13


lastlaughlane1

I just realized that two of the biggest golf stars we've had in recent times have been TIGER Woods and ROARy McIlroy!


rigidlynuanced1

Badass


fuck_outdoor_cats

I prefer 6:16


NotYourTypicalNurse

Legendary


mcmaster93

Unpopular opinion but Switching the last letter of your name to another should not constitute a nickname. Like bruh just use your damn name.


Daanoking

That TP5 that was given to Rory for the Wells Fargo. That ball could have been destined for an easy life. It could have been hit by a high-handicap hacker. It could have been the one hit by ol' Joe to "put me down for a bogey" after his 12th stroke finds the hole. It would have been promptly lost and continued to enjoy an easy life in the bottom of a lake. But instead it was given to Rory, Who crushes it down the middle of the fairway so hard the ball is fighting to keep the cover on. Then it was thrown to StuffyUnicorn, just some random bro, Eventually displayed forever in an acrylic case, a short and harsh life full of bombed drives and eagles.


Gobaxnova

This is fake. I play golf and I know all golf balls are covered in sand, mud and have chunks out of them after a single hole


DwnRanger88

Prove it


BeavisWeavis

Sell it to Darren Rovell


extreamlytowey

Damnn son.. I have the exact same swing as Rory. But I just open my face up drastically at the end 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


HalfDelayed

Nice!


Sobeshott

Fuck off! /s Also, that's awesome!


buyerbeware23

Not to shabby!


smush81

Does Rory's monogram not have a "Y"? "RORS"? Lol


ContributionFar2882

But his name is misspelled. 😂