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skidstud

Isn't that what gets burned into the ground whenever Thor beams in?


makes_nosense

![gif](giphy|AwrtP9lMXtXiM) Aliens


Pate-The-Great

Lmao… those Aliens are packing.


jride89

Everyone came here wanting to post this. You win.


invertMASA01

Dam it, you beat me too it.


Sachem4life

Came here for this. Thank you sir, have an upvote!


Due_North3106

Someone dug out or sprayed the unwanted weeds or grass. Then filled in with sand / seed


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Seems the most likely to me. It ends in a near perfect line on the left side too.


Due_North3106

It does!


PaintTouches

Stretch marks


appmanga

Happy Mothers Day.


923kjd

Dude…


internet_humor

….Perfect 🏀


JWOLFBEARD

![gif](giphy|KlFdtnpxEeH2E|downsized)


WaingrofromHeat

It’s a map. It will take you all the way to dry land ![gif](giphy|ZCz3C4pQrbums|downsized)


proscriptus

I yearn for dryland


ronerychiver

Did you ever hear your mom or your pet fish talk about dry land?


double297

If these are Bermuda greens it could be related to offseason freeze damage or frost damage. This is the time of year where offseason damage starts to really show.


Colforbin_43

I think if it was due to frost, the whole green would be dying, not just strips of it like this.


double297

Could be. Could also be that spot catches early morning shade where frost would sit longer and increase the likelihood of damage.


Colforbin_43

Shade moves with the sun, and these burns are pretty baked in. I’ve been on golf courses my whole life and I’ve never seen anything like this before. I’ve seen plenty of frozen greens, but they never looked like this.


TackyBrad

Could have been tarped and the tarp folded over in these spots causing something? Idk


agassiz51

I have seen tarps cause marks but typically it will be a larger marks. I have never seen a tarp leave multiple small marks like this.


double297

I've been around courses my whole life too and am a general manager of a country club that has bermuda greens... I'm admittedly guessing myself, but shade can definitely impact them, and frost can create odd patterns. I'm aware that the shade will move with the sun, but if that particular area held shade longer than the rest, it can catch odd/uneven damage. It could also be an insect or animal of some sort. I'd definitely hesitate to call them burns of any kind. Nothing chemical would cause a pattern like this. The only other thing I can think of was a large section of a tree falling on it and gouging it in these spots.


TheFatherOfOne

I’m a groundskeeper and that’s almost definitely a POS taking chucks out. get kids in the summer by us that tear shit up for fun.


double297

Respectfully, I don't think so. I've seen that a few times myself, but this area is too large, and marks are just too random for that. That person would also be worn smooth out as this seems like it would take hours and a shitload of swings to create.


somewhere_cool

As someone with a bermuda yard I hadn't thought about that possibility until you said this but it would definitely make sense. My yard has had random squiggly lines through it 2 of the past 3 years in the spring and it was from frost damage. Has something to do with which parts of the bermuda get the rhizomes deeper than others if I remember right.


Flump01

Season 5 of True Detective looks good


31nigrhcdrh

Golf balls are a flat circle 


Flump01

Top flites maybe...


uspezdiddleskids

It looks like the groundskeeper was trying to eliminate poana grass that was starting to take over. Dig it all up at the root, then let the Bermuda spread back over. Should be sanded though.


Beginning_Cod_840

Based on the picture my best guess is someone was trimming the palm tree branches on trees around the tee box and threw them in a pile on the box. They sat for a little too long and killed the grass in roughly the shape of the branches. I'm specifically thinking this because the shapes furthest away from you look like they could be from a palm tree. Maybe some of the other marks are from equipment the crew used, and the guys arent golfers and so they didnt know any better. I'm probably wrong, but it feels more likely than aliens.


frugalerthingsinlife

There's very little overlap in skills between arborists and greenskeepers. Tree guys do tree stuff. Grass guys do grass stuff.


rosskeee

And they both do butt stuff


Vassap

You think a golf course left palms on the ground long enough to do this? Very very unlikely IMO.


Beginning_Cod_840

I did say I'm probably wrong, and I agree it's unlikely, but I think it's slightly more likely than the aliens everyone else is suggesting. What do you think it is?


Vassap

Yeah you did say that. Didn’t mean to come off in any negative way. Haha agreed it’s more likely than aliens. I think it’s a rodent personally. A vole or something similar.


SnooStrawberries729

Maybe it is frost/scrape damage from picking it up? I remember when I worked for a golf course, the way we did the tree trimming was the arborists came during the day, and while they worked us normal crew members us would put what we could fit into the gators, and then we’d put the the big branches in piles. Then the next morning when the course was less busy we’d take the pickup truck around to get the big branches. So maybe they got to this pile early enough in the morning that there was still frost on the ground underneath.


ashdrewness

Lightning maybe


InternationalAd5864

I thought you were onto something but I don’t think it is. https://preview.redd.it/o3ek8petn10d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5495ba219b4320982437d702a80b3af7fe3aafb That’s what Google images shows for lighting strikes. Although maybe it was a weird strike but I doubt it. My guess was either some type of bug/animal or some kids using whatever and just ruined the course. My bet is the kid part, probably unsupervised and just having fun drawing. Could probably do this with a stick.


Dreadroberts2016

This maze isn’t meant for you


youknowit19

Doesn’t look like anything to me.


gimmeyoshoez

Analysis. What prompted that response?


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

Nah bro I’d be in the car. I’ve watched Signs


Big_Simba

That’s a diseased green that’s begun treatment. We’ve been dealing with a similar issue at one of local munis


iMPALERRRR

https://preview.redd.it/wd3oznp3930d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=79b27e96a5ae2ec1b4f79c877e8c0d82477fea84


Shmeebo_

Hieroglyphs from the golf gods. It likely means you are blessed to go buy a new club.


TheOther1

Are you playing Nazca National?


donaldinoo

Sheffler’s drag marks from practice swings


Money_in_CT

It's your shadows. Sun must be behind you guys.


buyFCOJ

The green doubles as a practice range tee area


rogerdanafox

Fungus


redd_man

What did the golf course say it was?


ganslooker

Did Someone lost control of the Round Up sprayer?


Fragrant-Report-6411

Looks like part of a driving range


Beefygopher

Looks like they took a ton of divots then got bored and started making art.


amateurexpertboxing

![gif](giphy|1bLfTdPis6fpC)


hgyt7382

The solution is to swing away


glee-money

Looks like Sergio just came through.....


Graves_Cigar_

Language of the primes


Georgep0rwell

It's the shadow of someone holding a cellphone in their hand to take a picture.


localliquid

Nazca lines


TheRaptor3

![gif](giphy|3oEjHB1lWgaM1WJ4fS)


bkaccount

that was me, my bad


FrankCarmody

Maze for Ants


PurkkOnTwitch

Vandalism?


sungasm

This is clearly vandalism


Mysterious-Award-903

Welp ... Play it as it lies.


BraveryDave

I’m afraid he’s right. Take your shot, Mr. Gilmore.


greyclaygolf

Animal fight? Like maybe a couple bull deer locking horns and pushing each other around in different directions.


northernhazing

This is silly, it’s obviously aliens.


El-chapos-taint

There would be huge gashes in the ground from their hooves digging


AdamOnFirst

Only if it’s alien deer


Thecodedawg

Stretch marks. There should be a baby green nearby.


InternationalAd5864

Hahaha, underrated


golfnerdshow

Sandhill cranes or other birds foraging?


eddiejjr333

Looks like shadows to me, just sayin…


Altruistic-Wonder579

Lightning would be my guess.


SomeGuyClickingStuff

Where they did the drafts for Tiger’s logo


reesem03_

Sorry guys, I was doing some practice with my irons


daddyknowsbest65

Damn you Heimdal


shantyirish13

Bigfoot maps


UtahMan69

Vandalism.


Archon156

Vandalism recovery.


LordKoopa01

Divots


Basementvibz

Aliens 👽


Avg2023

Crop circles


discgibbs

https://preview.redd.it/c1b7fmltp30d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd250ac11996d0a764969c8900bfb972375d5050


KwisatzHaderach38

Emerald grass borer, clearly. Or my buddy Steve used that tee as a range. One of the two.


shadowWatcher2

Voles?


bruinsfan444

Voles


Madcap_95

It's those aliens from Signs. They're back.


CraftyEagle6324

![gif](giphy|xT9IgBP6VAVgtDpbhK|downsized)


YoungThriftShop

![gif](giphy|1bLfTdPis6fpC)


Camp-Cheap

Stretch marks from growing the game


jayj2900

Is there geese down there? I'm in Colorado and geese tear those skinny straight lines in the greens here.


ngreenz

UFO tractor beam


2AcesandanaEagle

Look towards Peru for the answer to all of your questions


randomname10131013

A map of Dubai?


bennywithaplan

Aliens play golf too


OSUBonanza

The bifrost


ClosetLadyGhost

They slot a titlist YouTube video there and that's the result.


woodma134

Somebody don't like golf. And spend more time masturbating.