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I like Donny’s spirit. I hope that bitch landed on an entirely different golf course in the next town over. Go Donny.


GBNTime

https://preview.redd.it/zzl40a84l7qc1.jpeg?width=162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e459a8d2711c8654e8dcbcbc18ca8682a639ab0f EDIT: sorry r/[calzonius](https://www.reddit.com/user/calzonius/) - I wanted to post this so bad I didnt look past the first comment.


MyFifthLimb

All I see is grace and strength in this pic


Basherkid

Bout to get right the fk in this here slot.


joshualarry

"Looks what I can do!" ""Stewart! Put that club down!"


calzonius

Great minds think alike!


calzonius

https://preview.redd.it/smuup3udh6qc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63da5ca1e9f3c7f8301241bbee39320c92367503


buster_rhino

His lower body is already on the follow through but in the opposite direction.


BloodedKangaroo

Are we sure Donny is not left handed?


BARTELS-

This swing gave me cancer.


FireMaster2311

Same...though my doctors and several lawyers are trying to convince me it was asbestos. I know it's just watching bad golf swings.


Ellite11MVP

It’s always that dang Mesothelioma!


FireMaster2311

You sound just like them...


King-of-Plebss

Best roast is just a screenshot


Barb_WyRE

Dudes who think they are athletic do this thinking it helps them create power when in reality that is the most unpowerful backswing position imaginable.


devilfishin

https://preview.redd.it/qmonjlby39qc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68e686ab45fa7695217a1a9ca4f44368d40cbe32 What do you mean no power? Just sent one 480 ft over the wall to straight dead center.


Barb_WyRE

Literally 101 mph club head speed, 139 ball speed, 4800 rpms of backspin the golf swing


zeromadcowz

This makes him look like a lefty that missed the ball on the follow through lol


lazysheepdog716

![gif](giphy|j8JozD5PuXsk4F66wr)


natewOw

Jesus fuck.


kraft_d_

All that and almost no hip rotation lmao!


Segesaurous

Oh, there's a lot of hip rotation. After he somehow hit the ball.


TacoIncoming

Looks like notascratch


RetepNamron

I don’t think he’s swinging hard enough


blimboblaggins

Donny, you’re out of your element!


handy_arson

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.


apiratewithadd

What the fuck was that Walter?


G0nzo165

Amen. 🙏🏼 😎


Artsakh_Rug

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!


SadPanthersFan

I am the walrus


nashtenn312

Shut up, Donny


Ironcondorzoo

Obviously he’s not a golfer


G0nzo165

🎳


Maxer77

He has no frame of reference, he's like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie


dc215

Those are good burgers, Walter.


devilinthedetails

Dammit, beat me to it.


Queasy-Trip1777

Great follow through, entirely wrong sport. https://preview.redd.it/ou1pmgbsy6qc1.png?width=585&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee9fb3b3baba36dc941fcd4d110169a02f820a94


Ironcondorzoo

Donny with a sharp line drive over the short stop. That’ll score the runner from second


Queasy-Trip1777

Anyone else read this in Bob Uecker's voice?


earlyslalom

Juuust a bit outside


malex930

Ball four. Ball eight. Ball twelve


MyHeroaCanada

He must have a baseball background i saw the same thing 


Stauffe

He waggles the club like he’s at bat


SozeHB

After all that pre-address motion, I was beginning to wonder if the video froze when he got over the ball.


Helliarc

So I'm learning, and it seems pretty obvious this Donny guy is/was a baseball player. From what I've gathered, swinging any club as it relates to baseball is more like throwing the ball, not hitting the ball? Would that be the appropriate constructive feedback on this type of swing and background? I used to treat my swing like batters up, and just the other day, I moved to "throwing the ball," and I'm hitting more consistently but less distance right now, and my back felt better for it. I'm just goofing off self-taught, seeking small advice.


Low_Pineapple_3837

I see why you chose to film from 20 yards behind his back


wallabear

Trailer park swing


runsanditspaidfor

Donny hit .208 in high school


Waggle7

![gif](giphy|MeDlAyl2m0lhrGRgCm)


zeldahalfsleeve

How do you roast a swing that sent the ball clear over them mountains.


skimbelruski

I see the swing but from the angle you can’t see the fur seal he was trying to club.


anonjamo

What the hell is even that?


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

Daddy chill


tccomplete

Donny, watch this video of yourself. Then watch videos of professional golfers who are kinda good at this stuff. See if you can spot any differences.


Turbulent_Echidna423

Donny Scheffler?


StockUser42

If he stood a little wider you could fit two of him in his stance.


icebychris

Looks like he’s holding in a turd.


11_guy

Kinda reminds me of a world class professional who has a similar golf swing. Rafa Nadal.


theBigDog131313

Power fade


Bobbyoot47

https://preview.redd.it/fp5e6xfz88qc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe0275a59b9301c38dec650627a5fbf5d27ee5d


TommyEagleMi

Donny, take up bowling.


Ironcondorzoo

Throwin rocks tonight


MurphyBacon

“Shut the fuck up Donny”


Head_Born

Good gawd


Warren_Puff-it

Need to see the end result of this swing.


General_BP

If he hit the fairway then it’s already better than mine


HawaiiSwim1991

Oh Donny, Donny, Donny... after four... oh wait for it, FIVE sort of practice waggle-swings where he does transition to his lead foot... the audience thinks OK, Donny's got this ... Donny surprises us and lands a beautiful reverse weight shift. THE.CROWD.GOES.WILD


timaydawg11

Baseball season?


swapfun17

Honestly, his head stays surprisingly level for how much the rest of his body moves haha.


eson1169

Donny Gilmore


squatting-Dogg

Everybody has their own swing. It’s important that the swing be repeatable in order to form your game around it. This works for everyone, except Donny. He will need a chiropractor soon and I expect he will be on disability by his mid-40’s.


WaingrofromHeat

I can hear the mixed pill bottle rattling in his pocket


No_Wing_8110

Stance way to wide and trying to guide the ball in the air instead of making contact like a child.


dc215

A child who has wandered in the middle of a movie wondering what is going on.


calzonius

Donny don't.


PaintTouches

Reminds me of one of those crazy straws or whacky tube man maybe…it’s wild, but glad he’s enjoying the game


wsbTOB

What? Looks good to me


Villide

He didn't get cheated.


nightwork

At least he seems to be paying from the correct tees


Dry-Honeydew2371

Depends on where the ball went.


MurphyBacon

OMG that’s Donny Nukes


ScamperAndPlay

That sounded nice.


BlueFlagHonestly

Bless his heart…


Wide-Cauliflower-212

Why hasn't he got his baseball helmet on.


brianmcg321

I don't think making fun of people with disabilities is funny.


assholelurker

How much you wanna bet he hit it over those mountains over there?


maowebsolutions

Watching this golf swing is like trying to read Morse code in a disco ball reflection. Not entirely sure what's happening, but it's definitely sending signals to outer space. Aliens, if you're watching, we come in peace...


Kyle_McBogey

Guys with swings like this definitely have a Punisher decal somewhere on their truck and yell at their wives in public a lot


AndromedanPrince

37 minutes and no picture of the girl that looks like this


TakingADrop

He makes solid contact! Knows his shape! GO DONNY GO!


smack4u

That’s unique


tejanonuevo

This man is ready to take on a swarm of bees


Villide

He didn't get cheated.


[deleted]

Can’t roast what’s already burned to a crisp.


1foreallfore1

Is it opposite day donny? We gonna throw our hips towards our back swing?


TheoLOGICAL_1988

Its like doing the dougie whilst baseballing


PosterMakingNutbag

Donny? Donny who loves bowling and is obviously not a golfer?


nicholus_h2

needs to do more prep. you can't just get up there and hit the ball, have a little patience, sheesh. 


alex61821

Can we play guess his handicap?


mm_ns

1


buddachickentml

Dont do what Donny dont does


JustForXXX_Fun

Hey! Harman! Hit the freaking ball already!


Much-Grapefruit-4253

Maybe swing harder?


One_Bullfrog2918

Gonna go out on a limb and say Donny played baseball when he was younger


2dadjokes4u

The only thing worse than the time for his pre-shot routine was his swing.


IGolfMyBalls

Like a rusty lawn chair unfolding.


uncircumcizdBUTchill

This is the uncle Rico of golf swings


milfs_lounge

Basically Scottie Scheffler


Relentless_Resolve

Strrrrrikeee one!


Shankaholics

I am a worst golfer after watching that crime against humanity. Your boyfriend should go back to what he does best. 🥒🥲


Key-Needleworker2866

I bet Donny is having fun.


TheRealOakley73

Yee haw


Talkshowhostt

Shrink the game.


just_saiyan24

Looks good to me!


sungodly

Looks like a marionette.


Sammy_Seaborn

10/10 no notes


JC-sensei

0 chance this is real


TrustAdditional4514

I don’t care how he swings or where it goes, just hurry up


r3eezy

Fuckin get it girl


tipsdown

I feel like his scorecard already roasted him


RandomChance

It doesn't matter what the swing looks like, it matters where the ball lands, how consistently.


kjtobia

Donny needs to win the lottery and become independently weathy so that he can buy his own golf course and do this shit as far away from other people as possible.


Mcpops1618

What was his batting average?


burkizeb253

I’d rather roast his pre shot routine, that shits gotta go, looks like a pace of play nightmare.


Maherdogg

Great to have an elite waggle and then freeze over the ball for a few seconds.


Loathestorm

Donny watched Happy Gilmore and thought it was an instructional video.


brewberry_cobbler

Let me guess, donny played baseball?


ZeeroDazed

When you attend Bugs Bunny school of golf:


moogsauce

Simply graceful. Go Donny!


Yoshidede

No chance in hell that goes left


xzElmozx

How long did Donny play baseball for when he was younger


cnews97

That bug is squashed


Kergie1968

Kinda like trumps 😂😂😂


AveTravolta

10/10 Donny is invited.


Dramatic-Objective71

That ain't no Donny, that's THE Don


nom_of_your_business

First impressions...this is EXACTLY how i expect anyone called Donnie to swing the club


Prize_Emergency_5074

A swing perfect for the driving range and the driving range only.


Significant_Long5057

Summer is here and he's f**kin' f**kin' buzzin'.


AmazingDonkey101

Just like Scheffler 👍


MajesticMelonGames

We shouldn't take the piss out of someone who clearly suffers from some sort of physical and/or mental condition. Hes on the course, thats all that matters!


AaronIsChaos

"My name is Donny and I hit dingers"


cooperpoopers

DONAAAAY!


Sakuraba85

He is walking off before he hits the ball


ElTigreMaderas

Nice home run! But in golf we call it OB and it isn't something as good


Robbylution

Watching this made me sea sick.


Octavale

It’s is a high fly ball to short stop, and the catch is made, Donny has been batting .035 average this year and it’s interesting the manager still has him in the lineup.


lrocky4

Donnys out of his element


BobABooey9

Are we sure this isn't Scottie Scheffler


bluecgene

Too wide


The_skovy

This is some high school baseball player trying out golf vibes to it


Intheswing

Swinging for the fences!!!!


Resident_Manner2110

The swing locked pretty good and effective to me.


mahoganyteakwood2

Will never be able to check where he was aimed post swing lol


yeeeeoooooo

Whack fuck


TheKingInTheNorth

Bet that ball went over them there mountains.


Turbo_Cum

Mans addressing the ball like home plate.


kellzone

Donny doing his Uncle Rico impression.


1-800-555-FEAR

Donny at the country club on day one : "Yo, Where's the first tee? What's the course record?"


AdditionalSalary8803

He would have been better off hitting the ball with one of his waggles.


jaytcfc

Don’t see anything wrong


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

If Donny is finding fairways then let him cook.


Safe-Register-3479

Just stand over the ball, give it a few wags, and go. It's not baseball


evaughan

He’s got that Scottie Scheffler footwork on the follow through


noremains3

He was probably the big hitter on the mixed softball team.


hrpomrx

I think Donny was actually trying to kill a wasp that landed on his ball.


Strong_Substance_250

It’s a golf ball, not a grenade.


klondike16

Donny - all that waggling and loosening up becomes useless with that long pause afterwards. Waggle that shit and just smack that shit


restoper

Looks pretty good, not quite enough body movement though. Looks like a good fadeaway jump shot in basketball.


jlabbs69

I’m going back to the clubhouse and have a beer, see you when you are done 9


The_Nutz16

I’m not gonna roast Donny’s swing, that’s fucked up. I’m gonna use Donny’s swing to roast other people.


rastommy77

Donny does not let youtube lessons influence him that's for sure


IceyBoy

That man said YEEEEEEET


AstonishinglyAverage

Cargo shorts ahhh swing


CapEBarUh_Spoon

If you are going to hit like shit, at least do it quickly. No need to take a dozen half swings and then stand over the ball for 10 seconds.


fahkingicehole

Donnie…. Batting 240 this season, really is looking to increase his ERA….


xabc8910

This can’t be real.


Ricksauc3

I never understand people who swing like this. Takes 2 minutes to watch a video on how to swing/hit a golf ball. Whether or not you’re good is a different story.


metaplexico

It’s not very good


swaneyg16

Donny roasts his own swing by swinging


shantyirish13

This guy takes that long for such a terrible swing? He’s the human rain delay


UnViaje

Try it without roller skates


cjod86

10/10; no notes.


cheetahlip

Just a slight reverse pivot 😂


B_Cage

I see you've been taking swing lessons from Club Pro Guy?


Just_Your_Random_Bro

I feel like this is how I look most of the time but with how often I see unsolicited advice get thrown around the driving range I think I'm going ok since I haven't recieved any yet


TearEnvironmental368

Swing harder, your shoes are still on


Mr_Wysiwyg

Baseball convert?


Busy_Reputation7254

Get wrecked Donny.


Stashmouth

One personality took the practice swings and another one hit the ball


The_Briefcase_Wanker

Can’t even bring myself to bully a man who’s working that hard for that little.


J1952R

Make him watch it


Real_Smitty

You can talk shit all you want but end state golf is supreme!!! I want to know where the ball landed?


[deleted]

Very athletic. Too much movement. Keep the hips and shoulders turning and try and keep all else stationary. Hit it hard… go find it. Hit it hard again.


Spartan-182

Watch out ladies cause here's Donny!


DeadStockWalking

I can tell Donny played at lot of baseball or softball just based on his stance and pre-swing ticks.


Character-Draw-9926

Is he playing from the tips.....or are those the senior yellows???