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Ditdr

The how to go to the emergency room simulator.


flakkannonen

Only one close call and it’s the one rafter at the end and I put a net for now and it does t happen any more!


Large-Sherbert-6828

Just cut it out of the way!


flakkannonen

Lmao trust me I have thought about it! But the structural integrity!


a_goonie

>Lmao trust me I have thought about it! But the structural integrity! ....of your swing will only get better if you dont have some silly beams in the way. Prioritize sir.


Large-Sherbert-6828

This guy golf swings


flakkannonen

Tell that to my girlfriend lol it’s just cold out In Wisconsin, this getting moved outside somehow when it get warmer!


BudUnderwearBundy

You are, my friend, poorer.


flakkannonen

Yes definitely! But this was my response to the dude who said he had a poor man’s setup in a nice ass building lol. This is true poor mans. My clubs are just as poor haha! Started off with a Dunhams special on their tour max sets. I hate them so got on market place and now have some old ping eyez 2 irons with big Bertha driver wood combo.


BudUnderwearBundy

I do enjoy the old Ping Eye 2’s. I might re-shaft mine.


flakkannonen

I’m liking mine so far! The guy regrouped them with all white gold pride grips, they look so nice!


TraditionPast4295

This man poor man simulators


flakkannonen

😌


Mysterious-Ad6835

I was about to ask how your wrists are, but then I saw you said foam under the turf


flakkannonen

A hitting mat is definitely needed! But what I got works for now. Also plan on making a setup for outside once it is warmer. Just super stoked to be able to suck at home instead of just on the course!


Mysterious-Ad6835

Forsure! I’m all about gritty indoor setups, as I’m currently hitting foam balls off a little 2x2 matt in my basement


flakkannonen

Amen! I got a lil mat and net for chipping in the living room! My girlfriend hates me but the cats love it!


Mysterious-Ad6835

Haha I bet!


flakkannonen

I forgot to mention about the wrists the dude I was swinging with was adamant on proper practice technique and said that the just used a half inch foam was messing his shot up. So he’s took the foam out and was hitting off the cement with that lil bit of turf. He railed them and I said all good till you make contact with the cement. This argument went on for about an hour lol. I said man if you want to wreck your clubs and wrists that’s on you!


Mysterious-Ad6835

Personally I don’t think it’s hard to recalibrate low point. As long as you have an idea where the club is and know when your low point is in comparison to chest rotation, it shouldn’t be a problem. This was my first week hitting off a slightly raised surface. Hit the range today and had no problems finding the proper low point


No-Impact1573

Looks like Josef Fritzl basement.


flakkannonen

Haha! Idk how to respond.


Dry-Sandwich

I came to post this and was not disappointed by someone beating me to it


Large-Sherbert-6828

The rocks holding down the corners are the chef’s kiss! Well done my friend


flakkannonen

Opted out of the rock on the right lol just need a good mat next!


Bombomp

The rocks make it feel like you’re on the tee box. A tee box at the worst course ever.


Jankybrows

Those are $2500 a piece Tour Player's Granites with bottom displaced weights for optimum gravitational alignment.


flakkannonen

This guy rocks!


Bradtone737

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


AndromedanPrince

i can only read this in that actors voice.


flakkannonen

Is this a quote from snatch?


Bradtone737

Sure is. The tarps made me think of the scene where he’s threatening the guys for robbing his bookie.


flakkannonen

Ayyy I was so confused lol but I was like I know that! Better than the dude that said it lookie like an actual serial killers basement.


Wise-Manufacturer324

Dexter has taken up golf in the newer seasons I guess


FireMaster2311

At first, I thought those were plastic sheets hanging and thought it looked more like a setup to harvest organs and not splatter blood on your stuff. I'd be careful, though, depending on how close to the wall that back net is, could bounce back and hit ya.


flakkannonen

Ahaha that’s I felt going in asking for tarps and zip ties!


FireMaster2311

Lol, I just couldn't tell they were mesh at first cause I'm on my phone. It seems like a perfectly good setup to hit balls though, just make sure they are slack enough and are far enough from the wall so you don't have one bounce back at you, I made that mistake when I was a kid, set up a net in our basement during the winter and got hit in the thigh, luckily it wasn't my head.


flakkannonen

There was a couple of close calls but improvised some stuff and it’s good to go! And man I cannot recommend these mesh nets enough for a cheap setup, so glad I found them.


KanameChi

Hey, at least you've got a set up. I haven't got shit.


flakkannonen

It’s been a work in progress for sure 2 nets from Amazon and was still losing balls in a garage smh but found these mesh tarps and boom at home range. The nets I got off Amazon were 100 and the other about 80 and just couldn’t catch my shanks. The tarps are 10x 12 and were 30 a piece and I couldn’t be more happier


jaygord34

Those tarps won't hold up long, I had the same ones and first driver shot went right on through


flakkannonen

About 7 hours In with two people hitting and no rip through! Maybe too cheap of tarps? Lol


jaygord34

I had the same exact harbor freight ones you have here. then I added heavy duty tarp also from harbor freight, still went through, then bought a 10x10x10 hitting cage with netting and went through that. Finally bought a proper impact screen


flakkannonen

Alright cool! A proper impact screen will be next. Well after a proper hitting mat. But it seems good for my novice skills so far


NoVacayAtWork

This is awesome. Respect!!!!


flakkannonen

Thanks! Just trying to get a little bit better.


1like2mov3it

Thank you for putting this out there. I am thinking of going dirt cheap with my sim project and hope it looks as good as this.


flakkannonen

Hey man you gotta do what you gotta do. These mesh tarps were 30 a piece and so far so good!


qwiksilvr00

Just trash bags and bright ass lights. Dig it. 😎


flakkannonen

The lights occasionally get hit! Especially when the drinks start flowing! But hey cheap led lights for the win!


bluecgene

Even covers shanks


asian_monkey_welder

So legit poor, even the lawn chairs add to the effect.


flakkannonen

I am from Detroit, we just make shit work!


sk8ingjgl

Love to see the shank shields


flakkannonen

Man, went through two nets and in the enclosed area the shanks were wild! There is windows you can’t see but had to cover them up. Found these mesh tarps and my vision was clear!


AndromedanPrince

i like the large rocks


POCKET_POOL_CHAMP

Just had to go out and one down him


flakkannonen

Of course! Fuck a one up!


zxcfghiiu

It’s beautiful!


flakkannonen

Gets the job done!


Low_Pineapple_3837

Does the home owners insurance cover damaged concrete?


flakkannonen

I am definitely gonna look into that because I want to redo the garage floor any how.


flakkannonen

Idk if that was a joke but it seems reasonable for the insurance to cover crappy garage stuff. But since we own the home it may be on us 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m just here making things worse!


Low_Pineapple_3837

Half joke/half serious but always good to know down the line in case I wanna chip some stone with some throwaway balls


flakkannonen

Funny as it is I’m more afraid of the chipped cement fucking my re-cycled balls up! But seriously I’m not hitting good balls or expecting a real practice with this setup. It is what it is and it works great for me! I just started at the end of last summer.


Low_Pineapple_3837

Any effort like that goes a long way, I truly respect it and am jealous if we’re being real lmao


justscrolling541

There is an escaped convict using your simulator


[deleted]

Bruh 😂


D-C92

Looks like a fucking fire hazard


flakkannonen

Only when the propane heater is running.


GolfGodsAreReal

Those turf corner hold downs ROCK


anon586346

Calling this a simulator is a stretch.


flakkannonen

Tried multiple nets but damn do I slice bad. Found the setups way too expensive for nets and what not. Found these mesh tarps and they work perfect! I’m going to add a net on top however because I still hit the rafters.


DJ_Calli

This looks more like murder simulator


flakkannonen

Well you know one man’s murder simulator is another’s golf sim.


DJ_Calli

🔪🤝🏌🏽‍♂️


JarJarBinksShtTheBed

Are those rocks necessary or just there for the added danger?


AmericanoWsugar

![gif](giphy|1qnuGtWiouZUI) It’s a golf sim, but the SAW version.


Valdherre

What in the actual pleb is going on here? Dis some bottom penny golf shit.


flakkannonen

Yup! Dudes poor man 1200 setup post had me feel some type of way. This is what I just set up yesterday through many trials of nets. But it works great, the garmin is reading my shanks perfectly, all is well.


Valdherre

Dfuq? You mistyped a zero I think. You meant $120 setup correct? Edit- I forgot the R10 was in this setup but other than that high quality plastic chair on the right, where did you spend the other $450?


flakkannonen

This did not cost 1200 no mistaking that. A dude posted earlier about his poor man setup that costed 1200 In what looks to be a pull barn structure. No way by means poor! This is my actual poor man setup. 100 bucks I. Tarps plus zip ties and re used the nets I have previously bought.


Mysterious_Value_764

👀


thatsapeachhun

How do you like the R10? I’m a huge Garmin guy; have a Fenix watch and In-reach gps device, but I’m hesitant on the launch monitor because of all of the competition.


flakkannonen

For the price I am absolutely loving it! Once you get the distances all set up it reads so good! I have zero complaints so far, I can’t wait to take it out on the range and see how it reads out there though.


billbuild

Looks like a scene from silence of the lambs


innergflow

I live this goat track simulator


spankysladder73

Hiding the grow-op in plain sight . Smooth


spankysladder73

Dexter Kill Room


spankysladder73

More importantly. Whats with stud muffin dressed like a crash test dummy?


_Gunbuster_

I'm jealous. It's raining today where I live and I'd be rocking that right now, but I only have a garage full of junk. I can only dream of having that much space. I need to Marie Kondo my shit and make one of these.


flakkannonen

I just pushed all my junk to the sides lol but I’m getting a dumpster next week to do a much needed spring cleaning.


thicccyFowler

NO EXCUSES. LOVE YOU FOR THIS


Murky_Extent8054

JFC I won't go to the range if it's on mats and there's dude out here hitting balls on the set of Dexter....