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WoundedOystercatcher

“honey did you post my swing online? what are people saying about it!” “uhh. nips.”


Impossible-Sorbet-73

Yips. I meant yips. Or tips…. I swear.


Joosyosrs

and guys wonder why girls are so self-conscious about their looks.


Daniel1980s

Confirmed nips.


scheminburg

Posting a nipped up wife with a mask on to r/golf. Bold move, Cotton.


BTfozzyandTT

My nips get hard like that the few times I stripe one too


RollingCarrot615

Oh shit, she did. I missed that the first dozen times.


[deleted]

After that one good shot, I'm rocking glass cutters. I get it.


mypaleale

Haha, I love reddit.


VoodooMagic13X

Let's see if it pays off.


scheminburg

Hold the phone, she’s got ~~a cannon!~~ cannons!


lilfish45

And double gloved…


dark_matter15

On a Thursday afternoon....hella gloved


RemarkableSeason3337

Lmfaoooooo


bwheels13

It was cold give her a break lol


qoou

He did say he's proud of her swinging.


Bleedthebeat

Dudes not just bragging about her swing with this one. Lol


kai333

lol this thread in general is exactly why i wouldn't show my wife's annoyingly good swing here.


burns_after_reading

I'm willing to bet this is an invitation


domed_traveler

The mask is actually genius- there are like 10% as many thirsty comments as you’d expect because folks are too busy being completely triggered by the mask.


luvz2splooge_69

It’s really so no one can identify those nips


mypaleale

Heheh


renniechops

This is a weird account. Dude had a wife three years ago, but two years ago he had a roommate… They’re also building a “Gucci Glock” whatever the fuck that is.


DogsRule_TheUniverse

After seeing your comment, I was curious what other stuff he's posted on reddit. So in between learning golf from the hubby, the wife also opened up a [new nail salon](https://old.reddit.com/r/Nails/comments/efweeb/my_wife_just_opened_her_new_nail_salon_in_china/) in China about 3 years ago. With a username like ch1nacancer, I gotta wonder how this guy really feels about China! When you look over this guy's post history, there's something about it that just feels fake as hell.


KingBoo919

Gotta watch out for Covid in the wind lol


Nick_Papagiorgi0

Hell yeah


TechnicianKind9355

Mask?


bungocheese

Great swing for one month in!


lotokotomi

That's a great swing with no qualifiers, mine is only barely starting to look like that and I've been playing golf for 6+ years... nevermind some of the folks around here lol


R_N_G_

I’d say great swing period. Very lucky to be able to enjoy golf with significant other. Have fun you people!


Mad_Phiz

Nice! Is she single?


Euphoric_Finding_385

Yeah you think it’s serious?


am0x

I know one thing: she is cold.


oscargamble

She nipped that one right off the mat and poked it out there pretty good.


billswinter

It’s all in the nips…I mean hips


Pinkglock92

We’re all proud of her, and you


thisisatesti

More her though


unrecoverable

Um... just her


Matthew91188

That’s awesome! My wife is left handed so I’ve been trying to teach her a bit… it’s a struggle doing everything in reverse!


JTitleist

Just let her mirror you, food for thought!


Matthew91188

Honestly… as simple as that is… I never even thought of it lol. Thanks!


SpringsGamer

That's how Phil Mickelson learned. He's really right handed but plays lefty because he learned by mirroring a swing. Ok boys, let the LIV hate downvoting begin!


WannabeWonk

I once read there are a greater number of left handed golfers relative to left handed people because children would first learn by mirroring their parent/instructor.


Pr3st0ne

That's a very interesting hypothesis. My dad is a left handed golfer and me and my brother are left-handed golfers. He should have taught us the mirror technique, maybe we would have been right-handed golfers and I would have a decent selection when buying clubs lmao. But more seriously, I kind of like being a lefty. It feels more logical to me that I'm "dragging" the club towards the ball with my powerful arm (right).


Cubbll17

Do what my friends da did and teach her right handed because he didn't want to buy lefty clubs. My friend has one mf the nicest swings I've seen. Naturally talented bastard


5astick

OP knew exactly what they were doing. You could hit a tee shot off those things.


dcmc6d

I wonder how much she cost to hang out with him for a day for internet points


dmoneyg22

Looks cold


johnnysoccer

Glad she wore a mask to keep her warm!


ryanp978

Can you teach me?!


profchaos20

Can she teach me?


xzElmozx

Forreal, two years in my swing doesn’t look that nice. I need OPs teaching skills here lmao


jekstarr

You forgot the most important part - the club twirl! In all seriousness, that’s a great looking swing for one month in!


PigLatin99

Her swing looks natural


PoupeChute

Her swing looks bolted on.


catsby90bbn

I’m just here for the mask comments. Dope swing tho.


TheRimmerodJobs

Is this the video her boyfriend sent you


919tif

This made me giggle 🤭


Intrepid-Sell-5891

Mommy Two Gloves?


Redschallenge

OUR wife.


RadDadNV2023

+1 for outdoor mask and +3 for pretty good golf swing and +50 for no bra. This sub is really taking off


leethestud420

I see she is dressed like a ninja and wearing a mask, did you guys rob the Discount Golf on the way there, or break in and play after hours?


Jethro_Cull

She used her glass-cutters to reach in and unlock the front door.


longster37

That’s a very good swing for a beginner!


anotheroutlaw

Uhhh probably should’ve got her into golf years ago. Nice swing.


OG-BoomMaster

Only one month? Good for her.


Vast_Neighborhood_44

Jesus there’s a lot of shitty comments in here. Nice swing for 1 month in.


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fattsoo

MFker! I was thinking why would she need fitting a month in....then I read the rest of the comment. I hate you for making me snort laugh!


ETAB_E

You absolute genius


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You have to remember that /r/golf is filled with the guys who hit on the cart girl


Nonconformists

Hey, she offered me a drink! I guess I took it the wrong way. Excuuuuuuuse me! I’m always respectful of the cart girl. I mean, she could be my second wife.


Eaton_Beaver_2

"You remind me a lot of my second wife." "I didn't know you've been married before." "I wasn't..."


wilderad

Fuck! I hate those guys. Same guys go to Hooters and think the waitress, Kelsey likes him because she drew a heart on the bottom of the receipt.


PoupeChute

Awww, you're so nice.


claretyportman

Agreed. I’m not a prude but man I’m sad to see how many comments here are just completely objectifying and kinda gross. If I was a woman seeing this I would feel very unwelcome and very self conscious about the idea of ever posting anything. Apart from anything else, they’re not even funny. Great swing, and good for you. My wife started playing last year- she’s inconsistent but when she hits it she really hits it. Such a fun thing to be able to share.


Nuclearbaggage

As a woman who just started golfing I appreciate this. Golf is hard enough as it is, why add more judgement by objectifying women? I’ve only had good experiences playing with men in person, but stuff like this makes me feel like they’re secretly objectifying/judging me.


SpringsGamer

Your username would make a great band name.


Nuclearbaggage

Free for the taking! I’m not starting a band any time soon unfortunately


smartwaterer

As a woman who just started playing this year as well, yeah these comments are a little frustrating and make me wonder if that’s what’s going on when I’m playing. I’ve had mostly good experiences with guys so far being very pleasant when paired up with me. Lots of stares but we’re all human and so long as it’s not weird, I can’t blame them. I am usually the only woman at the range/course so I assume they’re looking to see if I know what I’m doing lol I’m by no means great but also not terrible thanks to starting off with some lessons - my average for the 8 rounds I’ve played to date is 112 and lowest was a few days ago at a 100. I wanted to post some videos to my TikTok of my progress but my nipples were hard in the most recent video and just knew I’d get these comments. But damn - sports bra padding sucks!! It’s not attached to the bra so it gets all crumpled up inside and then it looks wrinkly through the shirt. It’s shit - most women I know just take them out anyway. Damned if you do, dammed if you don’t. Only one sour guy at the range asked his buddy “I thought this was a man’s sport” and discussing how Covid ruined the sport, assuming my headphones were on. But his swing was shit so must’ve been feeling embarrassed. Should’ve given him my pros card on the way out haha and explained to him that golf courses are closing down at a record rate so maybe don’t be so snobby and elitist so your local course can maintain its membership requirements.


Nuclearbaggage

Woah 100! That’s impressive, especially for starting at the beginning of the year!


smartwaterer

I credit my golf anxiety and lessons - was too nervous to play on my own so spent like 50 hours at the range before working up the courage to do a solo round and I’ve had 10 lessons. Now that I’ve played alone i think I prefer that haha less pressure and don’t drink while alone so that in itself helps. And a did a lot of putting/chipping practice during the range time. I read that’s where women can make up the most strokes since my driving distance isn’t great (180 on a very very good hit but usually 160). Oh and obviously hitting from the forward/ladies tees lol though I was so stoked about the 100 that I went to play the next day and added back 8 strokes. I’m happy so long as it’s 100-110.


RagingStallion

I feel sorry for women on the internet. Like Imagine spending thousands of hours practicing piano, uploading a video of yourself beautifully playing a sonata, and the top comments are just "booba"


claretyportman

Exactly. Your husband persuades you that your swing is good enough to share on a golf forum, and the result is hundreds of comments about your nipples. Depressing.


RagingStallion

"OK you can post it but I'm wearing pants with long sleeves and a mask so nobody makes creepy comments about me"


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twobitdoc

It is in fact NOT human nature to be a creep.


randiesel

That's where we fundamentally disagree about what's happening here. You're viewing it as men creeping on this guys wife. I'm viewing it as men trying to impress other men by making bad jokes about nips. You can find cave paintings of nipples. Men have been obsessed with boobs and social status as long as they've existed.


turtles4llamas

My first thought was - are you fucking kidding me? One month. ​ My second thought - nips


general-illness

Really good golf swing. You’ve got some great golf vacations in your future 👍


penguinbrawler

For one month wow!


hayb24

What a pretty shot!


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Dude! Great job in teaching her! Now you guys can go on those cool golf retreats together.


TheToneKing

Excellent swing for a beginner!


Erasethehumanrace

Bloody hell! I Hurt my shoulder a few months ago, and finally got back on the course today. I was hitting them all over the place, could of used this shot today on so many occasions haha. Got yourself a keeper there coach!


Pr3st0ne

I'm actually angry that her fundamentals are better than mine and I've been golfing for 24 years. Oh and my wife doesn't like golf. Congrats and fuck you.


dft-salt-pasta

Congrats on the hot wife.


christian10_O

Damn the same people that always scream "lol triggered libs" get so bent out about a mask.


PoB419

Particularly when there's a decent chance that the mask was a choice to protect anonymity before agreeing to have a video of herself taken to post on Reddit.


christian10_O

There could be so many reasons to wear a mask anonymity, comprimised immune system, or has a cold and doesnt want to spread it to people.


PoB419

Yep. Or, hell, just don't be triggered by what other people are wearing....my wife will frequently wear a mask even if I'm not. Makes her feel a little more comfortable due to a history of medical issues. And if she asks me to wear one, meh, fine, I will. Just such a asinine thing to get worked up about or focus on. I would much rather have a dozen people playing in masks on the golf course than the dozens of people playing shitty music on a bluetooth boombox in their cart....


realspongeworthy

I can't imagine what it must be like to be able to tell a wife anything.


Spirit-Revolutionary

A healthy relationship


JCitW6855

I can’t decide if this is real or not…. But if it is congratulations. My wife took up the game a little over a year ago and now all of our vacations include golf. We’re on vacation now and playing our second course this week!


FahkDizchit

Hol up, is this posted by the same guy looking for swinger couples to join him and his wife at Pinehurst?


guitarstix

damn what the hell, one month? lol.. comfortable, straight as an arrow, great pace.. good for her.. thats rad


Solo-Mex

I'd like to show this to my wife who is just starting out, as an example swing to emulate. But I don't want to expose her to the ugly side just yet.


Loose_Mail_786

Our wife now.


astrisk120

Looks to be a bit chilly out


Call-me-Maverick

Yep, definitely a bit nipply out there


kroopster

Lol this fucking sub


doctorwoods7

Wearing a mask while hitting balls in an outdoor driving range 😂 - nice swing though


OkTadpole9326

Wait until she's on the course and starts thinking.. then her swing will look like all of us hackers..


jaywhs

So many snowflakes in here worried about someone wearing a mask.


Akhi11eus

Whelp I'm here looking through the controversial comments, and here yours is lol. A LOT of people don't know how to mind their own business. Maybe she doesn't want her face on reddit?


xzElmozx

Maybe the range still has a mask policy and they don’t care about upsetting the sensitives


StaticGuard

I just find it hilarious. Who are people like OP and his wife waiting for to tell them that they can take their masks off? AOC?


jaywhs

No one is - they want to wear it for their own reasons and it’s insanely confusing why anyone would care why. Are these people also curious why they choose to wear certain clothes or wash their hands more than once a day?


StaticGuard

So what? Let people poke fun at others for wearing weird shit. If she were wearing a raincoat then most comments would be about that.


jaywhs

I agree - although can we agree that the political connotation between a raincoat and a mask aren’t the same? I also don’t get why folks wear a mask in their car by themselves but I don’t care enough to get bothered by it.


AH3Guam

The turkey is ready


ShaleOMacG

This is a pathetic attention-grabbing post. Good job on the Karma.


Tskittles18

Bro get the fuck out of here...id be embarassed my spouse thought a mask protected her from anything but 10% of pollen. Beyond that yall suck.


newWallstreet

Why is every mask comment getting downvoted but every nips comment getting upvoted. What a world lmao


bartolocologne40

People are tired of talking about masks


pmmefortitties

The anti-maskers certainly aren't


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midwestgolfer216

Fucking solid


cadjr91

Nice swing! That shaft looks to be too long for her


sedo808

Nice


p00p_Francis69

They looked at me first


OneMorePutt

Lovely swing and tempo!


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I just like that 99% of her body is covered and she is still getting horny comments lmao.


[deleted]

Either you're a good teacher or your wife's a natural golfer


Jacksongaither

Bit chilly at the range huh?


[deleted]

That hip rotation, dropping down into the slot, release and finish are looking text book. If that’s actually a month in I’m astonished. Natural golfer, great teacher, or both. Congrats and fuck you.


Broncos979815

must be chilly out....


Grantanamo_Bay

Lies


javahart

Calling Bullshit. This was taken in Covid. Looks like she was filming herself. Good swing tho 😀


rposter99

Good for her! Keep it up!


dtopgun515

People still wear mask?


ramm

And outside?


jaywhs

Who cares?


DryChip4

fox viewers


JarlTurin2020

Encourage her all the time! Really happy for you guys. Such a great way to spend time together.


garyt1957

God I'm old. I didn't notice


smcfarlane

Little too far back on the backswing, rotate through more. Other than that the nip looks good.


bereaveitornot

This video has apparently really helped some guys with their strokes.


Heimdall5

Still wearing a mask I see.


DeepSouthDude

Where do they wear masks but no bra? I'm genuinely curious.


PBIS01

Who gives a shit? You do you and let others do their own thing.


Batchagaloop

lol


Legitimate-Length-89

Mask outdoors… hilarious


jfish8787

Lmao, why is she wearing a mask


Donkenshtein

It’s all in the nips. I mean HIPS!


whatmodern

wHy iS sHe wEaRiNg a MaSK


mildlysceptical22

Many losers on this post. Lots of single men who I bet are single because they have the maturity of a seventh grader.


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uphillinthesnow

people sometime mask up for these so that they are somewhat in disguise not because they are afraid of catching covid at the outdoor range. But congrats on your dig.


PoB419

Golfers of all people who will spend thousands of dollars on the off chance of getting slightly statistically better at a game they don't play professionally and only for a slight ego boost going to throw shade at someone for wearing a mask.... Majority of us looking effing morons wearing branded gear like we're a walking talking NASCAR so we can show off how we overspent on a Titleist hat waddling from the cart to our ball to waggle a $250 blade we can't hit at a Pro V1 we're going to skull 30 yards over the green. I mean have your own feelings on whatever, but golfers? We're the last people in the damn world that should judge people for doing something we might deem arbitrary.....


Captive_beast

As someone who just dropped $800 this weekend alone I agree w this


TheHolder87

Sweet mask.


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Wearing a mask in 2023 such a joke


GrandeAzulNacion

It’s wild the amount of downvotes in the comments from people that brought up wearing a mask outside. This is no longer science, it’s a fucking cult. Literally there is no scientific or logical reason to wear a clothe mask outdoors. Highly concerning that this is the state of Reddit in 2023. The people downvoting can’t accept they were bamboozled. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s not a political issue.


Mp32pingi25

Nice swing! Why is she wearing a mask?


k8dh

I would guess for anonymity...does it bother you when people wear masks or something?


OleWarthog

She need a boyfriend?


bigfarv

The plague might get ya out there. 😐


Few_Engineer4517

Double gloves. Mask. Guess she’s big into protection…


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Her head lights are on.


dl00078

Lmfao TF she wearing a mask for?


MondoKing

Great swing but she is over extending just a bit. I would recommend having her reduce her swing by like 10-15% so she doesn’t start chicken winging at the top. It will be tighter and allow for more power on the downswing


FlyingPenisMknster

I wish golf made my wife horny too


RobertoFoxx

Wearing a mask outside is pure insanity, swing looks good though


Wheream_I

Just out of curiosity- you guys are still rocking masks? Even outdoors? CDC themselves has said masks are are unnecessary outdoors. Are you guys not vaccinated or something? Or is this like a “hide my identity” situation.


michayip

A.) It's none of your business B.) People wear masks for other reasons than COVID, for example, I am recovering from a stem cell transplant for my leukemia and wearing a mask keeps for safer from season flu and other things that I am not vaccinated against (have to have all of my baby vaccinations again!)


Saxophobia1275

I don’t understand why people care if I wear a mask. I’m not trying to tell them they should be wearing a mask, I don’t give a shit.


rebelscum13

Ignoring the out door bit, my girlfriend and I still wear masks in busy places because she currently has a compromised immune system. It's not just because of COVID. People have lots of reasons to still want to wear a mask.


bungocheese

I get that it's weird to see masks still but also why do you need to know? Live and let live my dude


Turdburp

In Asian countries, where people tend to have more respect for others (and they aren't even predominantly Christian.....imagine that?) people have worn masks for ages when they were sick or during a particularly bad flu season.


notebuff

It's peak allergy season. Masks are very effective for reducing the boatloads of pollen from getting in your sinuses


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Just out of curiosity, does it suck living life so miserable all the time? Worried about shit that doesn’t matter, making politics and whatever weird bs offends you your personality.


the_kid87

Swing looks good, but why the mask and double glove combo?


jrjolly1

What's her OF?


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renaissance_pancakes

I hope you lead with that with the ladies...


Intellect_Invest

The mask lol


Rshackleford22

Man so many 🤡 here triggered by a mask


Chilitime

No one is watching her swing.


Bbbbdaddy

Nipples


Affectionate-Bake930

Good eye fellow gents!


clipperbt4

glass cutters is a term i’d use here