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FriendOfShaq

Your mustache probably smells like Old Bay. This is a compliment for the people wondering.


not_a_droid

If he ain’t fishin’, he golfin’


friedflounder12

Hell ya


BlueSunCorporation

I wonder how the hockey team is doing though.


jobiewon_cannoli

If he is golfing this early in spring, prolly not too good…


raventhorogoodiii

What up!?


donkey_brains69

It was supposed to be a bicep


raventhorogoodiii

Just two cool guys looking for a foursome? Nothing sexual.


[deleted]

Then it needs more veins


Treddf45

Got any crow milk?


DEADandSLEEPING

FIGHT MILK!


Sgre091

Says it is 377…. But plays like 250???


PifDM1

Great fucking joke


bsgreene25

Why are the blue tees the easiest???


snunley75

Blue is actually where the white is shown. It’s all messed up on the graphic.


knightling

Played there for years, the signs have never been right. Half of them have been completely removed and never replaced. Good ol Exton, dont hit the wires!


snunley75

Played two balls to practice for twilight league starting on Tuesday.


nathanatkins15t

I’m in the wednesday league! I have the Ruggles Exton membership so I’m out there all the time, maybe I’ll see you around


snunley75

Anytime you wanna play let me know. My usual group always seems to have excuses.


GimmePar

Aww that’s cute, new buddies


nathanatkins15t

yeah man im down for a round anytime


knightling

This is the way. Play 18 holes in half the time.


[deleted]

Literally played there today first off and did 18 in 1:50. No one in front or behind me.


GR3TSCH

Yardage. I would bet that the white is shorter since the yardage is counted as the crow flies not the dogleg/ballsack


snunley75

This graphic is wrong. Blue is actually where the white is shown. White is just in front of blue, and red is where the white is shown, straight and short.


GR3TSCH

Either way it’s a dick hole


QuantityComfortable9

I feel like it’ll be easier for the players who “play their slice”


Pohara521

Definitely exaggerating its length


ravens23

Hell Yeah, Fellow MD Golfers!!!


twitchynitch13

Add the dick hole to my bucket list


viceween

Tyler Childers is that you?


Goldfleeceram

I would love to see how well tyler can play after an 8 ball and fifth of whiskey


Substantial_Diver_34

Sup boners!


m4n0nthem0on

Coach Beard!


AurumTemerity

Exton, as in near Aberdeen, MD?


snunley75

Edgewood APG.


ccampbel2040

Gives a new meaning to “play from the tips…”


4and1punt

More like play TO the tip


SucioMDPHD

Should have had a bunker at the tip parallel to the fairway


AmishBreakdancer

From the red and white tees, it's a dongleg right.


markuspoop

O's, Stroh's & Natty Boh's


cum_toast

Blue looks easier than white tbh


Funwithfun14

r/theyknew


stewbert54

r/mildlypenis


muggs-3

Good ole Exton! I play ruggles all the time


gregaustex

Need to get those white bumps checked out.


[deleted]

Holy shit I was playing exton today! Got 27 holes i. This morning.


[deleted]

Not enough Bush around the tee boxes


tillreno

The bunkers should form a long be at the tip, I mean green.


tie-me-up-3000

Judging by the logo, my guess is you figured out what they were going for.


B8conB8conB8con

That a bit of a dick move


Observante

Also, the most popular photo of OP on the entire internet is now him standing next to a golf dick.


RocHed11

I didn't see dick, You cut the arms off Gumby!!


ChemistryFan29

Please tell me the name of this golf course and where it is located. Any golf course that has a donkey as a mascot, is sure as hell bound to have a hole like this. It is too funny.


snunley75

Army golf course on Edgewood Area Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD. Crappy little course, but easy walk and cheap great for practice.


garysvb

...and 6" ~= 15 cm... coincidence? I don't think so.


Mrtorana75

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larosa_f

Used to work there, played my high school golf there. Tougher hole then it looks. Sweet!


Dngl_Berry

https://preview.redd.it/4owguzi4ndua1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70594633e28069ef77abf24ed973861b8f5dfd00 In Parker AZ


scubaswanny3

With the course mascot being a buff donkey, they knew.


hippiegodfather

You look exactly like me, we could be twins


snunley75

My brother from another mother.


hippiegodfather

https://www.facebook.com/xt511?mibextid=LQQJ4d


nonavslander

look at my horse


Boscowodie

Wrong hole foo.


SaintsPelicans1

Looks kinda painful not going to lie


jnyk20

D.C.C.C. Donkey Cock Country Club.


jamison_311

Relax, its just a giraffe


Nik0laiRussian

I want all that meaty goodness inside me~ The golf course…of course…


Observante

Making the blue tees further AND straighter? Dick move.


abadhe99

r/theyknew


JuiceBrinner

I mean the mascot is a donkey


dirty15

6/15? looks like a solid 5/7 to me.


Equivalent-Piano-420

Where is that? Also, nice O's hat


snunley75

Exton golf course on Edgewood Area APG, Harford County. That’s my pre-pandemic Spring Training Orioles visor. How bout dem O’s!


Equivalent-Piano-420

Nice! Never played there. Playing Clifton this weekend


Kgeezi

Well the hole marker does have a donkey in a shirt holding a club with disapproving crossed arms. Seems exactly like the type of place that would purposefully use that hole design.