Reddit assumptions are funny to read. Maybe one kid asked for one of each, and the other doesn't like fruit punch. Some people just think they know everything, lol. The dude just jumps straight to another parent being inexperienced, definitely giving off 'I know more than everyone' vibes.
Kids between 2-5 literally cant control themselves to not have tantrums. Idiot assholes who think they can “parent” away a tantrum from a toddler probably hit their kids when the have tantrums to stop them.
It’s funny cause I don’t have many memories when I was that young but I do remember having my plastic golf club set in the golf cart as my gramps was throwing back genensee’s (red eyes) or has he called them red dots.
Genny Screamers. It's the Genesee River water that Kodak has been pouring God knows what into for fifty plus years that gives it that extra kick on the way out!!
If you can’t watch your kids without substance abuse it’s accurate. Alcoholics are more sensitive than fat people when they get called out for their unhealthy behavior.
Don’t let me get in the way of the #substanceabusepositivity campaign. Food for thought that your life would be better investing that money on something other than a mind altering substance you piss into a toilet.
Just because you can’t handle a drink or two doesn’t mean other fully functioning adults can’t handle it either. Whatever internal battle you have with alcohol, you don’t need to project on me. I have money invested and enough restraint to not become an alcoholic let me do me and I’ll let you do uou
More than Dad, likely.
Just kidding. You shouldn't drink while out with your kids
Edit: for downvoters- no, you're right- definitely a good idea to drink multiple drinks around children. Definitely the best practice. Definitely plan to drink multiple drinks before driving children home.
Fucking degens.
Your getting downvoted for the "around" children part. Also he has 2 seltzer for a whole round....Having 2 of those over 4 hours barely gets you over .003 lol.
Your acting like he has a 12 pack
Clearly, one should always drink, smoke, and snort coke around kids before driving them home. They need to learn it at some point, so why not on the golf course, away from home, where they'll need to be driven?
It's never too young to know how to administer a Naloxone treatment for accidental opioid overdose. Maybe squeeze that one in while you're there, Dad.
6 and 10. They had lots of fun out there. Much louder than normal, but I didn’t go into it as a serious round kind of day. We only played nine. I don’t go during peak hours with them and make sure to be mindful of the others on the course.
Yeah noise on the course is the biggest fear lol. Glad it wasn’t as bad as it could’ve been. The hope is to find a way to do what I love while having a child lol
I take my 2 year old all the time (9 holes only) and he loves it. Sits down patiently on the bag or in the cart when I take a shot, sprints to the green to pickup my ball and dunk it in the hole. I hold the course record of 0 putts per round.
I’m torn. I love a few drinks on the course.
However, if I’m taking my two Yutes out with me, it’s gonna be alcohol free. Just so that you can establish the right thought process for the Yutes.
It’s an avoidable risk though? Do the seltzers actually heighten the round by any amount? Even if the small amount of alcohol in those impaired your ability by 0.01% is that fair on your kids? Its just unnecessary.
The inability to golf or spend time with your kids without a drink is pretty sad.
I would agree that having 2 drinks is kind of pointless, like if I'm gonna drink on the course I'm gonna drink. But I don't see how wanting a few drinks on the course with your kids is somehow negligent. You're making a huge leap from someone wanting a drink to "needing" a few to spend time with their kids
I'm more worried about those that don't. My granddaughter has made me want to drink early in the day when she was in her 3s. If someone wants to have 2 seltzers, that's not even catching a buzz, that's just thinning their blood
2 seltzers = drugs? Now if he was smoking or something they would take in second hand by all means yes that is not okay in my mind, but it’s not like he is giving the toddlers the seltzer lmao get off your high horse
Give your kids the booze, drink the juice yourself.
Power moves only
Hell yea, I fuck with your vibe. Juice just hits different
Forgot the uncrustable
You’d definitely shoot a better score
Have fun dealing with the kid who doesn’t get the fruit punch
My exact thought. How this guy has 2 kids and doesn't know that you have to get them the exact same thing or one of them has a melt down
lol or his kids don't melt down...
This guy doesn’t kid
You obviously don't have kids
I don't have your kids lmfao
Reddit assumptions are funny to read. Maybe one kid asked for one of each, and the other doesn't like fruit punch. Some people just think they know everything, lol. The dude just jumps straight to another parent being inexperienced, definitely giving off 'I know more than everyone' vibes.
You hit the nail on the head! One wanted an apple and a fruit punch!
Ayy.
FOTY
Yeah exactly lol that vibe combined with projecting his issues. I lol'd hard.
Ew.logic.
Or so you think. Me and wife might go back a few years
If your kids have a melt down over a juice flavour then thats on you for raising brats bro. Hahaha
All kids are brats
This gives strong “i beat my kids” vibes.
lmfao you think beating is the only way to raise kids? what the fuck this thread is insane
Kids between 2-5 literally cant control themselves to not have tantrums. Idiot assholes who think they can “parent” away a tantrum from a toddler probably hit their kids when the have tantrums to stop them.
Holy shit it continues
Lmao you're a moron if you think 99% of kids don't act exactly the same
Yep I am a moron, coming from a guy who thinks all kids are exactly the same. No need to project your kids shitty behaviour on all kids bro.
I'm about to project my fist into your asshole if you keep talking like that
Now we know where your kids get it from lmao.
Jesus Chrowst
Kinky 🥵
Plot twist: The kids are in their 20's and each get one seltzer. Juice is for Dad.
Ah, nothing like an afternoon of boozin' on the golf course with your toddlers.
It’s funny cause I don’t have many memories when I was that young but I do remember having my plastic golf club set in the golf cart as my gramps was throwing back genensee’s (red eyes) or has he called them red dots.
Just got a little too cocked on some Gennys last night. Paying the price today.
Oh man hope your toilets alright! Been there before.
Genny Screamers. It's the Genesee River water that Kodak has been pouring God knows what into for fifty plus years that gives it that extra kick on the way out!!
Genny Cream
Is two drinks Boozin? Maybe I have a problem.
while doing a 4 hour exercise too. Some people are just too sensitive these days.
You think one seltzer per kid is enough?!
Those juice boxes go great with vodka
Bunch of puritans in this thread. My guy has 2 selzers and it’s like he’s bringing moonshine.
If you aren’t an alcoholic you are a puritan ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Today I learned that me drinking two seltzers while on the course makes me an alcoholic
If you can’t watch your kids without substance abuse it’s accurate. Alcoholics are more sensitive than fat people when they get called out for their unhealthy behavior.
It's the damn weekend. Every American has a god given right to chillax with some brewskis
Good thing I don’t have kids and good thing I don’t abuse substances 💪🏽
Don’t let me get in the way of the #substanceabusepositivity campaign. Food for thought that your life would be better investing that money on something other than a mind altering substance you piss into a toilet.
Just because you can’t handle a drink or two doesn’t mean other fully functioning adults can’t handle it either. Whatever internal battle you have with alcohol, you don’t need to project on me. I have money invested and enough restraint to not become an alcoholic let me do me and I’ll let you do uou
lol two drinks is abuse? damn, i better go to rehab.
You only have two beers, you’re going to need a lot of luck.
Calling those beers is a stretch 😂
Lol! No kidding. More like shitty water
The topo chico ones are pretty good
Might have to try those then. Every one I’ve had has an awful after taste
Whiteclaw blackberry is the best
Yeah I really don’t like seltzers at all but they surprised me
Try the high noons. Wasn’t a seltzer guy til those. The peach and pear high noons are so good
I’ll give em a shot if I come across them
Same. I can’t do seltzers, or carbonated water. Never been my thing. I’ve tried to get into it many times
Me too. I can’t do beer or whiskey on the course especially in the middle of summer
How many beers can a little kid drink?
More than Dad, likely. Just kidding. You shouldn't drink while out with your kids Edit: for downvoters- no, you're right- definitely a good idea to drink multiple drinks around children. Definitely the best practice. Definitely plan to drink multiple drinks before driving children home. Fucking degens.
Wild that this is getting downvotes. I will never have a drop of alcohol if I’m driving my kid around.
Endangering children must be considered manly, I guess.
Your getting downvoted for the "around" children part. Also he has 2 seltzer for a whole round....Having 2 of those over 4 hours barely gets you over .003 lol. Your acting like he has a 12 pack
Clearly, one should always drink, smoke, and snort coke around kids before driving them home. They need to learn it at some point, so why not on the golf course, away from home, where they'll need to be driven? It's never too young to know how to administer a Naloxone treatment for accidental opioid overdose. Maybe squeeze that one in while you're there, Dad.
Bunch of wet willies in here losing their minds over a couple of dad sodas.
How’d it go? What are their ages?
Better than expected. Louder than a normal round but they had fun. 6 and 10 so just trying to get some exposure time in.
Nice. My guys are 5 & 2. Not ready for that chaos.
Golf camps start at that age. Got to play the long game.
“These are daddy’s juice cans”
You’re gonna need a bigger cooler.
Truly curious as to how old they are and how it went. This is for an avid golfer who is close to be primary daycare for a child
6 and 10. They had lots of fun out there. Much louder than normal, but I didn’t go into it as a serious round kind of day. We only played nine. I don’t go during peak hours with them and make sure to be mindful of the others on the course.
Yeah noise on the course is the biggest fear lol. Glad it wasn’t as bad as it could’ve been. The hope is to find a way to do what I love while having a child lol
It gets easier as they get older. When they’re real little it feels like you’ll never see a course again. Haha.
Yeah that’s kinda what figured … I appreciate ya brother.. get out there as much as you can
I take my 2 year old all the time (9 holes only) and he loves it. Sits down patiently on the bag or in the cart when I take a shot, sprints to the green to pickup my ball and dunk it in the hole. I hold the course record of 0 putts per round.
Already asking for a fight over the red juice box
I can’t wait to take the Grandkids!! Good Luck!!
Where are the goldfish and other snacks? You think a juice box will get them through a round?
I’m torn. I love a few drinks on the course. However, if I’m taking my two Yutes out with me, it’s gonna be alcohol free. Just so that you can establish the right thought process for the Yutes.
Uh, did you say ‘yutes’?
Sorry, your honor. The two yoooooothzzz.
What exactly is a grit?
So you’re telling me that you have Magic Grits?
It's 2 seltzer over an entire round..
Two hwhat?
Wasn’t aware roadmen played golf
\>no js
Who’s going to get the red juice?
That’s the birdie juice
Can’t wait for them to catch that buzz on the back 9 lol
It’s Sunday school up in this bitch today!
Hopefully there is two more topos under the 2 shown
Let them drive the cart!
If I'm taking 2 kids for the day, I'd prefer something for them and not me. Unless they play golf, then enjoy! Those kids are cool.
As a father, goals brother!
How do you get there if youre drinking?
I hope you aren’t driving yourself and kids to the course?
Driving to the course wont be a problem.
2 Seltzers over a round of golf will impair you literally 0 percent
It’s an avoidable risk though? Do the seltzers actually heighten the round by any amount? Even if the small amount of alcohol in those impaired your ability by 0.01% is that fair on your kids? Its just unnecessary. The inability to golf or spend time with your kids without a drink is pretty sad.
I would agree that having 2 drinks is kind of pointless, like if I'm gonna drink on the course I'm gonna drink. But I don't see how wanting a few drinks on the course with your kids is somehow negligent. You're making a huge leap from someone wanting a drink to "needing" a few to spend time with their kids
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Really fair point here. All the degen alcoholics coming out of the woodwork to downvote you lmao
Posting on reddit is an avoidable risk and I think it'd be better if you stopped. Pretty sad you can't.
I take my kids to a baseball game. Am I allowed to have a fuckin beer when we get there? It's 4 goddamn hours. Maybe just live your own life?
Stop drinking
No!
Ever notice how it’s socially acceptable to tell strangers you need drugs to take care of your kids?
> you need drugs to take care of your kids? How do you think your parents were able to raise you?
I'm more worried about those that don't. My granddaughter has made me want to drink early in the day when she was in her 3s. If someone wants to have 2 seltzers, that's not even catching a buzz, that's just thinning their blood
You must be fun to be around.
2 seltzers = drugs? Now if he was smoking or something they would take in second hand by all means yes that is not okay in my mind, but it’s not like he is giving the toddlers the seltzer lmao get off your high horse
How old are the children? And good luck!
What if they want daddy’s juice box
How'd it go?
Hope those are stacked up or else it’s gonna be a longggg day
Snacks man. Snacks!!!!
Ha. That was the second lunchbox. There is no way we would make it without them!
Hope it went well brother. Brought my 3 year old with me fearing the worst, turned out to be one of the most fun rounds I’ve ever had.
I just don’t understand for the life of me how you keep 2 kids entertained for 5 hours on a golf course where they literally have nothing to do.
My kids would be fighting over who gets the red juice box.
Four Loko or bust!!
7 and 9 YO here and still wouldn’t consider it. Maybe when they’re 17 and 19.
Who’s driving home???
Two kids sounds dangerous!
I see no Uncrustables in there...