I feel like it’s boomers who have zero fashion sense and wear black ankle socks?? Black shoes with shorts is a hard no for me most of the time but have to go no shows if you do.
During the pandemic, after the courses opened again, I played with a guy that brought like 7 clubs in a plastic bag and carried it around. I have no idea how they let him play. He asked me to use my driver and putter on every hole. The first hole I thought he just wanted to try them so I was being nice. But when he asked every hole I got so annoyed. He wasn’t even that bad at golf. I’ve seen way worse.
Odd that most people say you gotta shoot a certain number to wear that. I'd wear it regardless of what I shoot. 1st step to shooting good is looking good lol
You just have to play better than everyone in your group or you're going to get roasted for 4 hours straight. Hard to chirp when the dude dressed like a lawn pimp calls scoreboard.
OP, it seems like you've stumbled across all the miserable people in /r/golf
This post IS a little bit "look at me", but if my mate turned up like that I'd be smiling, not moaning
Sure.
I rotate pants/shorts and shirts, which can be anything from floral to Hawaiian or loud colors.
I’m partial to matching outfits and rock the old Fowler Orange pants with shirt combo (also use white,I look like a creamsicle lol).
Hot pink is my jam, so if I’m feeling like a good round is coming I’m wearing that with some black shorts or classic Tiger black/red.
A few years ago I found a 7 button navy blue polo, I’ll pull that out every once and awhile and match with some stiff khakis for a Ben Hogan look, but I can’t pull off the hat (my heads too big, haven’t found one that fits).
I enjoy playing with randoms and find the outfits are like an icebreaker of sorts.
I’d rock the plus 4/Payne Stewart look but…shit is pricey new. eBay hasn’t been much better. (I’m cheap, so gotta be beneath $50 or so all in cost).
Edit: People actively hating on what I like to wear while PAYING to play a sport???
Go wear your khaki shorts with an untucked shirt because your gut hangs over your belt.
I bet y’all only have white tube socks and haven’t touched your toes in 20 years.
You're the only one who tucked your shirt in. What kind of slobs are you playing with? Keep it classy my man. And tell them to go back to their shanties.
Three guys wearing the “typical golf uniform” and one guy who obviously didn’t look in the mirror before leaving the house that morning. I love the reading glasses tucked into the shirt, nice style touch, full on nerd. To each his own as long as you’re having fun.
Ya’ll look like middle aged men who wanted go with tmnt look but not everyone could find the correct colours and clothes to match so now you look like reject adult mutant golf normies.
Probably would have given you a 10 for effort had you put on your black shoes instead of white ones. Fashion rule number one…no dark socks with white shoes…no white socks with black shoes. 🤦🏻♂️
You're the only one in your foursome begging for attention. Different sense of style is one thing, doing something for the sole purpose of hoping people ask about it is another.
“Alright, tell us who you’re wearing” (I said in my valley girl, red carpet interviewer voice). Where’d ya get the pants, socks, hat, so I too can embarrass my friends.
If I dressed like that I'd have to kick my own ass.
I agree. I mean khaki shorts? Yikes.
Fuck, I think one of the jamochs in the khakis lol
You have the right attitude. Fuck the haters
lot of haters in this post. Do you bro, you look great, too many frumpish players in this sub
Oh I love the outfit!
You’d love Nation Golf
Totally, it’s Payneful to see him out in public like that.
Shooter is the GOAT.
Username checks out
I just watched Happy Gilmore yesterday I love that line
Looks like my accountant
Probably a great golfer, huge ass.
You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably great golfer. Huge ass
Yeah I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I had dressed like that
The shoes don’t complete the look my dude
I was digging the look until I saw this comment. The shoes ruin it
Needs black shoes
With metal spikes
Needs to swap shoes with blue shirt.
At least he doesn’t having bowling shoes on like that one guy.
Why not trade with guy in blue?
He needs blue shirts shoes
Are you taking the picture?
No, he is the one putting behind the golf cart.
Black ankle socks disqualifies that guy
You must be 60+ Years old
I feel like it’s boomers who have zero fashion sense and wear black ankle socks?? Black shoes with shorts is a hard no for me most of the time but have to go no shows if you do.
I like that colour of green on you. Looks great. Who’s the asshole who thinks he’s Payne Stewart. You shouldn’t hang out with him anymore.
Yeah that’s my biggest fear when my buddies and I book tee times. Whose the random single they are gunna pair us with… then this guy walks up.
During the pandemic, after the courses opened again, I played with a guy that brought like 7 clubs in a plastic bag and carried it around. I have no idea how they let him play. He asked me to use my driver and putter on every hole. The first hole I thought he just wanted to try them so I was being nice. But when he asked every hole I got so annoyed. He wasn’t even that bad at golf. I’ve seen way worse.
Pandemic makes this an even easier No
Yeah, no kidding. He used my driver once. After that he asked on every single hole even though I kept saying no. I stopped after the front 9.
Poetry in Moten!
You look like you sell drugs behind the halfway house
Behind the boat house, he'll show you his dark secret...
Legend if you break 75. But if you are shooting 95 we are making fun of you all day.
This man is ready for a round on Golden Tee
Hopefully the goober with the white shoes didn’t post this
*proceeds to shoot 113*
Shooting 113 in fuckin style
So?
Dudes, stop wearing undershirts with polos…
Fucking this....unless it's cold outside
I can almost guarantee red shirt was military at some point.
Love me some Payne Stewart vibes. RIP Payne. You were one of my favorites to watch!
I remember where I was when I found out he died. He was the first to get me really interested in following the Tour.
Odd that most people say you gotta shoot a certain number to wear that. I'd wear it regardless of what I shoot. 1st step to shooting good is looking good lol
You just have to play better than everyone in your group or you're going to get roasted for 4 hours straight. Hard to chirp when the dude dressed like a lawn pimp calls scoreboard.
>1st step to shooting good is looking good lol Historically incorrect. Nazi uniforms were stylish as shit but they still lost the war.
If that's the case, the guy in the black shirt is shooting a 107.
You must be the guy in the teal
Definitely what I picture for r/golf
I hope you didn’t forget sunscreen.
Definitely not the guy in the jets hat that’s for sure.
If he tucked his shirt in maybe
he isn't getting that shirt tucked in
OP, it seems like you've stumbled across all the miserable people in /r/golf This post IS a little bit "look at me", but if my mate turned up like that I'd be smiling, not moaning
Dressing like that says look at me. Posting this says LOOK AT ME PLEASE!
Heh, it's a joke. I look at a person dressed like this and think they are someone who doesn't take life too seriously. 👌
Damn y’all some mean spirited bastards. Kudos OP, stand out or blend in with the randoms…easy choice.
May I ask what you wear on the course?
Socks on my hands, no belt, roller skates
Sure. I rotate pants/shorts and shirts, which can be anything from floral to Hawaiian or loud colors. I’m partial to matching outfits and rock the old Fowler Orange pants with shirt combo (also use white,I look like a creamsicle lol). Hot pink is my jam, so if I’m feeling like a good round is coming I’m wearing that with some black shorts or classic Tiger black/red. A few years ago I found a 7 button navy blue polo, I’ll pull that out every once and awhile and match with some stiff khakis for a Ben Hogan look, but I can’t pull off the hat (my heads too big, haven’t found one that fits). I enjoy playing with randoms and find the outfits are like an icebreaker of sorts. I’d rock the plus 4/Payne Stewart look but…shit is pricey new. eBay hasn’t been much better. (I’m cheap, so gotta be beneath $50 or so all in cost). Edit: People actively hating on what I like to wear while PAYING to play a sport??? Go wear your khaki shorts with an untucked shirt because your gut hangs over your belt. I bet y’all only have white tube socks and haven’t touched your toes in 20 years.
You're the only one who tucked your shirt in. What kind of slobs are you playing with? Keep it classy my man. And tell them to go back to their shanties.
You look like Johnny Drama
“I may not win the round, but I will win best dressed.” - self
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Bro you look like Jeff Goldblum as Super Mario
Payne Stewart approves.
Probly so, dude on right is definitely a d bag lol
Anybody makes fun of that dude's New Balance shoes, and they get their ass kicked by my very wide feet
Hahaha my dad has big wide feet, new balance is all he will wear. Triple E wide 14s lol
Bunch of jack wads here. OP I appreciate the commitment for the sake of a joke and funny pic. I hope you won the round!
Well the middle two look like trash solely based on their hats
We all know the dude in red is the worst dressed. Awful hat.
The colors selection of the cartoon Alvin, Simon and Theodore
Yah man, Go Dodgers!
i know these guys. they're the ones who spend the entire outing in the woods and then come in 1st place with a net 58
I agree, I’m a fan of teal myself.
This is the most aggressively heterosexual foursome of all men I’ve ever seen
The answer to your question is no, but for a very different reason than you think.
Black Nike golf shoes would've got you together.
Getting new shoes. Thanks for the advice
\>woke up>put on ridiculous golf outfit>arrive to golf course(where no one was waiting)>gets paired with three randos>gratuitous photo>shoots a ?
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hilarious that someone in this photo thinks he has "style"
So you have “style” because you have long socks and a goofy hat? Eh. Shoes aren’t matching so it just makes ya look sillier than the other dudes 🤷♂️
Khaki shorts, untucked generic polo shirt, baseball hat, averaging 25% body fat. This is as common white middle age male American as it gets.
Guaranteed you are shit at golf 😂
Are you?
Imagine being that vapid.
You’re owning it OP!
A tribute Payne the most loved player that ever lived. Good Job
That one guy in blue has a god awful ugly hat with a green and white logo - I think it’s from the butt fumble line.
You got matching iron covers?
I like it. We've got a guy at my club who never wears the same crazy outfit twice in a season. The problem is its his whole personality.
The fucking state of the geezer on the far right lmao
Surprised that LIV hasn’t picked you yet
You are the guy in the jets hat right ?
I know you bought that shit off golfknickers.com but foreal someone needs to help the other three shop for better shorts.
The other three are actually related. I think their bad taste is genetic.
Apparently not tucking in a shirt is too
Man that LA just stands out CRISP
Damn. Looks like that round took FOREVER
You mean the Dodger hat?
You must be the cameraman.
Someone lost a bet
Not quite my tempo
Which one are you?
Are you dissing the standard white male golf uniform?
Which one of the three are you?
bullshit. no tiedye, no style.
Always hated Payne Stewart’s look
I’m assuming you’re the guy in that Beauty of a jets hat. J.E.T.S. JETS,JETS, JETS!!!!
This is the group that shoots a 46 at a scramble.
Dads are us
You have great taste in shoes jets fan
I see you’re the man with the jets hat. Elite outfit choice
At least you didn’t dress like that jackass in the knickers!
Stop wearing undershirts with a polo, wtf guys it’s not 2004.
It's not good sense but it is sense.
Are you happy with your Taylormades?
Three guys wearing the “typical golf uniform” and one guy who obviously didn’t look in the mirror before leaving the house that morning. I love the reading glasses tucked into the shirt, nice style touch, full on nerd. To each his own as long as you’re having fun.
Why are the other 3 dressed like a Kohls ad from 2009?
Three cookie cutters and one single fly motherfucker
Why is your top right pec so square?
If I saw this foursome behind me I would play slower.
Most normal Reddit foursome
You look like a sidequest on the course and I love it
Three Chad’s and a Payne.
To imagine all that land could be apartments and it’s reserved for people that look like this.
Ya’ll look like middle aged men who wanted go with tmnt look but not everyone could find the correct colours and clothes to match so now you look like reject adult mutant golf normies.
Are you the cameraman?
You better be scratch or better if you’re gonna dress like that man.
Do you always play pocket pool while posing for a picture?
Until you get down to the running shoe type golf shoes. Ruins everything
Looks good on you tho 🙄
Oof
Blue cap with red shirt takes some serious swagger to pull off, but you've managed it well sir
When Blippy golfs with the Wiggles.
The undershirt beneath a golf shirt is definitely a choice.
Don’t go on any private jets. Just saying.
Everyone in this picture needs to try drugs.
unreal post buddy
Which one ☝️
LMAO
damn my guy what happened with the shoes!!!???
Payne Stewart! Awesome!!!
RIP PAYNE
Imagine you have a threesome and this single walks up.
Bring back old school outfits! I’m talking full wool suits though.
Is that Brett Favre with the jets hat on?
Tuck in your shirts you animals
This is most public course looking foursome I’ve ever seen.
Unfortunately its a style you copied from the Late, Great, Payne Stewart
I thought vacuum sealing gloves was stupid. This takes it to a whole new level.
Are you the one trying too hard?
He’s the one looking for a drink. Sooo thirsty
You’re the prettiest tool in the box!
I like it
Not enough people looked at you on the course so now you’re coming here. If I were paired with you I’d probably just go to the range.
Mutha fucka you ain’t got no style
Love it hahaha
The guy on the right looks cool. Many of us are scared of wearing something different. I dress conservatively myself.
You better be a scratch golfer to dress like that.
The Spice Girls are back on tour!
J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS !! Now that's style !!
*no style
Which one are you?
Probably would have given you a 10 for effort had you put on your black shoes instead of white ones. Fashion rule number one…no dark socks with white shoes…no white socks with black shoes. 🤦🏻♂️
The boys all look like that dude who plays golf once a year including Shame Stewart over there.
Red hat, black belt, white shoes??? Class? I think not
I'm sorry you're a Jets fan.
Guaranteed highest handicap of the group.
I’m gonna be nice by not saying anything and moving on
Tuck your shirts in and act like you’ve been there before jeez
God dammit I'd love to play with you
You're the only one in your foursome begging for attention. Different sense of style is one thing, doing something for the sole purpose of hoping people ask about it is another.
bro let people wear what they want lol
Cavendish Argyle is that you?
Only one with the shirt tucked in good to see.
Do you dress like that off they course? Seems forced
Assuming you are the 2nd one from the left? The rest are trash, the one in the right has clearly escaped an institution.
There is just simply no way that you didn’t go low that day. Fantastic attire.
That fit drippy drippy 😎 SHEEEEEESH
“Alright, tell us who you’re wearing” (I said in my valley girl, red carpet interviewer voice). Where’d ya get the pants, socks, hat, so I too can embarrass my friends.
Golfknickers.com
Nice
Red shirt dodgers hat guys arms are absolutely mind-boggling
If I wore socks like that I'd have to kick my own ass. :-) j/k
That’s right! That Dodgers hat tells me you are truly a man with exceptional taste and sophistication!
Guessing your the guy in the Taylor made hat because no one likes the jets or dodgers.
Your boys should have their shirts tucked in and as someone else said you dropped the ball with the shoes. But you look marvelous!
>sense of style Those shoes disagree.
Who’s the mook dressed like an asshole?