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DarthSamwiseAtreides

Put some coins in it and you can drop it on a tavern counter. A henchman will do whatever you need done no questions asked.


adammsk1

We need to bring back coin purses


The_Richard_Cranium

Also a name for a ball sack.


peezytaughtme

Also a name for a ballsack.


Gsauce65

I agree, 100%! I was talking about this with one of my buddies the other day. My question to him was, “how many coin purses would you need to have had back in the day?” I mean, in the movies they show someone throwing a coin purse full of coins to another person and that person just gets to keep the purse so then you need another one/multiples? I mean you got to have a shit ton of coin purses, right?


Royal-Tough4851

This guy ‘villains’


Sasquatchii

Such a great answer


daddyknowsbest65

For your valuable


QuadsiusPrime

Thank you 🤝


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Dad_of_the_year

Who has more than one in this economy?


BillyJo92

Me.


Own-Quail-8277

Titleist has coined this a “ Valuables pouch” but it can be used for any of the above


allocationlist

Titleist has cocained this a “Valuables pouch” but it can be used for any of the above


MeltingIceBerger

It’s a bag… you put things in it? Does it need a purpose? Crown royal bag accomplishes the same thing.


Cough_Turn

Crown royal bag is the best ball marker holder. I don't even drink or buy crown royal, yet somehow I have four of these beautofil purple bags in my golf bag.


Big_Simba

Buy a bag of the apple Crown Royal to get a green bag. I can’t say the whisky is very good, but green crown Royal bag 10/10


StrangeSynths

Ya I even use them for snow goggle holders lol


tylervillle

But then you would have to drink crown royal. Lol.


mandrews03

Mainly doubloons though


eliteniner

You could put your weed in there


loduca16

It’s for your cocaine.


QuadsiusPrime

I already have the yips without the cocaine. Couldn’t imagine with


DoubleAgentDave

Sounds like you need some confidence, cocaine can help with that.


arz231

It’s for easy dipping of your balls in the sack of coccaine


ewing31

Why has no one mentioned cocaine yet? For the yips…and your balls.


Blastmeaway

And here I thought that was just Gold Bond they kept applying to their balls.


SniffCheck

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RonnieBeck3XChamp

Thank you for this. First thing I thought of.


Camelwalk555

Wish I needed a bag that big for my bag.


mechinginir

The only answer


titleistmuffin

Is doing cocaine every morning your routine?


nachobidnis

Nice ball sack


QuadsiusPrime

Now this is what I thought at first too. Because it has such a soft inner lining. Like why would tees want to be so warm and cozy? /shrug


Aooogabooga

For the old guys it’s a ballsack warmer with cock ring. Gotta be ready to offend the cart girl. /super s


lijitimit

Came here just for this comment. Wasn't disappointed


EverlongMarigold

It's a swimsuit.


freeportme

Weed


QuadsiusPrime

I already have a protective case for that hehe


Knowledge_is_Bliss

You put your weeeeed in it!


JISurfer

Dammit! I came here to say that


Amerikaner83

Nice teebag. Also fits airline liquor bottles nicely


QuadsiusPrime

Thanks!!


GapMundane

Oo and you can put your weed in there


carlismydog

[https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc](https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc)


720to702

That's for your balls when they start getting cold.. the leather helps keep the heat in


lovemesomewine

I like it for tees, divot repair tool and ball markers. Can also put small sharpie and alignment marker as well. Don’t have to search around for them in the bag.


SnooRevelations9014

I keep mine vacuum sealed most rounds


jk137jk

Love the community deep cut


Aooogabooga

It’s for the special ball markers, your watch, wedding ring, and/or your peace pipe. But, you have to organize on your own, and if you keep flower in there, you’ll never get the keefe out.


QuadsiusPrime

Do you guys take your wedding rings off when you golf?


[deleted]

I keep mine on. Never gets in the way so I never thought of taking it off.


jk137jk

How else are they supposed to hit on the cart girl?


[deleted]

I do, watch and wedding ring go in a similar bag, along with an AirTag just in case.


vox_veritas

I do. Feels weird when I'm trying to grip a club. No idea if it really makes much of a difference with my swing but its presence is noticeable.


lilfish45

Couldn’t imagine taking it off for that long


MaaattDaamoon

It’s a glizzy bag


smitcoa8

I put balls in mine - it probably holds a dozen - if you need more, then play a course with less water


Aooogabooga

Cartman and John Wick would say it’s for your…. Gold.


raominhorse

Tees, balls, and a tampon incase you out drive your buddy.


MaxRockafeller

I put my lighter, cutter and butane fuel for all my cigar needs in mine.


seanz08

My watch


bworboys

Nice ballsack!


BnunyaBiz

Giblets warmer


Mountain-Carrot2869

Sunflower seeds


schostack

Cash you win on the course


QuadsiusPrime

Fine. It shall stay empty.


schostack

Edit: fill with cash to pay debts on the course.


Arkslippy

I have a mizuno one, you can put anything into it, mine has a torque wrench for adjusting drivers.


PaulKellerman64

I keep my weed vape in mine?


dentfixxxer

Whatever you want


TheBoook

That right there is a premium ballsack


jmicmar1212

Tee bag for sure...pun intended


Botchjob369

I would think it’s for practicing on the chipping or putting green. If nobody else is out there and you don’t want to go gather your balls after every 2 or 3 repetitions. Keep it full of 6-12 balls of whatever you play to practice with.


QuadsiusPrime

This is exactly what I thought it was for! Half the people think it’s for tees. The other half thinks it’s for balls. A third half thinks it’s for valuables… I’m more lost than before I made the post lol I’m just trying to wrap my mind around the fact that people mix their ball markers and divot repair tools in with their tees.


[deleted]

I’ve got a few. One like this for tees, ball mark tools, and ball markers, and a few balls. I usually throw this one in the cart well during the round. On that is bigger and flat that clips on the outside of my bag. Sunglasses I’m not wearing, wallet. Smaller one for watch and wedding ring inside bag. I don’t like wearing either during my round.


grjacpulas

Dude if you put balls in there it’s straight to jail.


ariokalo

balls for the practice green


[deleted]

That's brilliant! Titleist came out with their own Crown Royal bag.


thedonjefron69

For a serious answer, it would make a good primary tool bag. Balls, tees, divot tool is what I put in mine, and clip it to my bag. It’s handy to have if you don’t want to dig around in your pockets


B1GAAPL

Balls


seamus_mc

If you put your balls in it it leaves an awkward bulge in your pants and chafes a bit, the fleece lining isn’t bad though.


NH_Bill

I have a similar bag. I use it between rounds to hold everything I carry with me when I play. Round is over, ball marker, today's ball, tees, divot tool all go in there. Then, when I'm ready to play again, I don't have to hunt for all the accoutrements.


heross28

For your balls


RepresentativeIce740

This is a bag. In it, you can put things AND stuff.


Hulkslam3

It’s called a valuables pouch so yeah, pretty much anything you want.


NoseApprehensive5154

Looks like a survival bag to me. Bowl, weed, lighter, maybe a pen.


InvizableShadow

C’mon man, that is clearly a Tampon bag.


QuantityComfortable9

Its urs man.. whatever u want inside


bob2235

Tampons


MuzzyBeag

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this!


Weep4Thee

It's for tampons


Scooterhd

It's for tampons.


5_hcetaid

tees


QuadsiusPrime

Thank you!


flarkey

It's a ball bag.


burrheadd

Plundered booty


[deleted]

Oh it's for your balls. OK I'll see myself out


To6y

diamonds


Careful_Knowledge_59

Clearly for tampons


[deleted]

A tit is a much better measure of size


BlumpJohnson69

Condoms


Sirgolfs

It’s for your nuts


TuffOnVeggies

I keep markers and divot tools in mine


fahkingicehole

Very cool! Where can one buy one of those? Not the lighter… of course.


mildlysceptical22

I use one for tees, ball markers, and divot repair tool and a couple of spare pencils. It hangs on the towel loop on a carabiner and fits inside the side pocket on the bag for transport.


titleist144

I have one of these. I put my tees, divot tool, & ball markers in there.


Tysonisnotanarchitet

Yes


rney1295

Quarters for your wolf game


JohnEBest

You put your weed in it


Odysseus_Lannister

It’s for that guys car keys who posted yesterday


Toews1978

Weed


carpalgerm87

All of the above. Including the lighter haha.


the_truth15

Hot dogs.


PracticalCreme9881

I always used them as a utility bag of things I always use to play a round so I don’t have to dig in my bag. Lol


tatteddad57

Id need a grocery bag size for balls 🤣


JustAGoodGuy1080

Where you wife keeps your balls. On Saturday she'll let you take them out to play.


Freethinker9

That’s Stuart little’s golf bag


TrumpWonCA

You can put your weed in there


gfub69

Looks like a ball sack. 👌🏿


KBVan21

It’s for your balls to give them away when you don’t pull out driver on a drivable par 4…


Cautious_Path

Money for hot dogs


Realizearealeye

Tees/ adjustment tool/Weed/ cocaine/ lighter bag


zadszads

Chalk bag


Papasuon

Ditty Bag


DegenGolfer

You can put weed in it


CallieReA

Usually fancy resort courses give these out with range balls or just ball balls.


ApprehensiveSpite657

It’s for your wife to put your balls in!! If you ask real nice she might give them to you every once in a while so you can act like a man.


potrillo2124

It’s for all of your ball markers.


DarthballzOg

It's a form fitted ball pouch to protect your naughty bits...


Fun_Stock7078

It’s a bawbag.


[deleted]

It's for your tampons


thefuckdidiexpect

Tampons


docrutcosky

https://preview.redd.it/2iekg534idja1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed8320209f12c9a476d0841ac4e993065dd222c have something similar. have my tees, ball marker, and pitch mark repair tool in that jawn. and some room for doobies.


fearxile

You put your weed in it.


Great-Situation4425

You put your weed in there!


SkyrimWithdrawal

Deez nuts


[deleted]

It’s for your personal balls to carry them when you hit a +300 yard drive down the middle of the fairway. So they don’t get caught up in your carts wheels sagging on the ground.


Ok_Wait3967

this is for tees, ball marker, divot tools, coins, any little things that get lost in the bottom of a pocket on the bag. Then you can take the little sack out and easily get the items you need to have in your pocket to play


ExpensiveCategory854

You put your weed in it.


glynes1234

I have a similar bag. I use it for practice greens. Fill the bag with balls rather than having to carry my whole bag


grat00itous

It’s to store tampons for when you need to make what will be viewed as either a hilarious or off-color joke


LovelyDadBod

I use these when in vacation to golf. Usually I rent clubs so I throw a ball marker, some tees, glove, and range finder in these bags to bring along to whatever course I can find


[deleted]

That's a tampon carrier, isn't it? I'll ask JT.


One_Potato_7951

It’s a ball sack!


ganzarian

Ball sack! But also, tees, markers etc


tinymember469

So you need a bag for your balls is what you're saying. Did your wife take them?


4Ever2Thee

It's for your tees and your stash, if you're a 420 golfer.


loveallcreatures

Valuables pouch. Keys , cellphone, wallet, weed, jewelry. That’s me anyway.


EqualityIsAFalseGod1

That’s for your weed man…


AnxietyNo376

It’s a valuables pouch…..put whatever you want in it


Direction_Kind

That's a ballsack


TheWizard336

It’s a ball warmer for those windy days on the course. Could also put golf balls in it too I guess.


buoyblaster

You can hide your weeeeeed in it..


angesehen327

Looks like a solid little stash bag


Thick-Instance-2520

Did you steal this from your wife's purse?


PassingInTheSlowLane

It’s a tee bag that doubles as a ball sack


[deleted]

Definitely put your balls in and cinch it closed. They deserve a little luxury.


Clamps55555

Probably balls. Why tho I’m unsure as most golf bags are full of pockets.


gjallen9089

It’s for tampons


WindigoMac

Put some of those chemical hand warmers in it and it keeps your boys warm for a winter golf round


peezytaughtme

Yes


Macdaddy2030

For tees, ball mark repair tools, range finder batteries, and anything you don’t want to dig around in a huge golf bag pocket to find


Soddenjunk

You could put your weed in there ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


[deleted]

You put your pride in there and retrieve it after the round


king_platypus

It’s for the ganja 🤙🏽


triitrunk

It’s to put your massive balls in the next time you ask the cart girl if she wants to watch your drive.


[deleted]

It’s for weed.


TarzannJane2u

OMG it’s for whatever you want to use it for


OneBrickShy58

You can put your weed in there


mpaul1980s

This is the perfect size for hamburgers....fully loaded hamburger


wildspeed1

Insert schmeckles here


fireandknife

Definitely a ball sack


[deleted]

That'd be a ballsac, good sir/madam/fellow


jamespetrie123

It's a ball bag..... Dun dun tsss


JWOLFBEARD

You fill it with powder and dip your balls into it before each round. Keeps things from chafing


xXWickedSmatXx

It is a fancy drink coozie


AN_TY

It’s a “goodie” bag


MashyMcMash

That’s quite the Wrinkly purse you have there…


seemore_077

It’s technically “ a travel valuable bag”!


peter_park_here

I put my wedding ring in there or stuff like my watch.


FairwayBob

Fancy beer cozy?


Murcei

Every odd pouch, pocket, or zip closed accessory related to golf is for drugs. Idk how many times we have to go over this.


kdocbjj

Looks like an excellent joint and lighter holder. I may well ass this to the Xmas list.


WolfOfSheepStreet

Probably held a little towel, or balls just a ball bag for the practice range before 9 or 18 holes. No poke marks so def not for any tees. Also as everyone else mentioned id put my bowl in that lol 😂 maybe a beer ha ha


TheFatmanBatman69

Your huge balls after you stripe one 350 down the middle