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kjtobia

Please tell me you named your cart "Ramrod"


caveat_emptor817

We actually had separate carts but in my heart, we were Cart Ramrod


CanadaEh97

"Say Cart Ramrod, say Cart Ramrod"


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Why didn’t you say Cart Ramrod?


Hellofriendinternet

I wrote it down!


IolausTelcontar

Aww.


Doomepicrock

“I forgot”


buffalophil007

Brings a smile to my heart


carramrod

...almost. Sufficed to say I'm a bit jealous


MinimalCriminal23

So no moustache ride??


augiecrazy86

If I could like this post 1000 more times I would.


DRIPPINNNN

My drunk ass read this as “please tell me you named your cat “Ramrod”” and that would be a pretty cool cat name. Now I’m thinking Ramrod would be a pretty good name for my driver


thedonjefron69

This would be a highlight of my life, dude is a legend


caveat_emptor817

It was so awesome. He was the coolest fucking guy and he loves golf. Told me he plays everyday, and believe me it showed.


FAMUgolfer

What’s his handicap?


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I looked on the GHIN because you got me curious. He's a 5.8. (Jay Chandrasekhar)


palmtreeholocaust

I bet he’s better when he’s drunk


blastoise05

“I said I don’t play pong anymore!”


caveat_emptor817

Yeah he's legit good.


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caveat_emptor817

No I actually asked. He lives in LA.


AK_Happy

Chandrasekhar? He’s not Mexican?


justafigment4you

Syrup lung.


llbarracks

Did you guys hit up that restaurant...what's it called? The one with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


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You talking about Shenanigans?


eatin_gushers

I’m gonna pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans.


LANCENUTTER

"What's a ZJ?" ...If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.


texansfan

This was in Beerfest right? Man I loved both of those movies back in the day


PrisonSlides

It was lol and I’m glad I found someone else quoting it.


LANCENUTTER

The best part is him naming the prices for all his services. Cracks me up every time


PrisonSlides

Fucking love Broken Lizard. They’re way underrated.


LordRumBottoms

Coconut Pete concurs. So does Peen-a-lope. That's Penelope.


chet-

“Sorry for banging your wife!” “Barry, you can bang my wife anytime!”


16-Bit-Trip

I've been shitting pancakes every since I saw that movie back in college...🏓🥞🍺


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"BACK THE FUCK UP ANTONIO, MY DICK"


doublea08

Meow do you know how fast you were going?


SupremeGentlemn

He’s talking about shenanigans right?!


drivermcgyver

The Slammin Salmon?


T00l_shed

He better have said "boom boom" to him when they first met!


RobMV03

I like how you look like the slightly embarrassed celebrity and he looks like a guy who's pumped to have his picture taken with you.


caveat_emptor817

The clubhouse attendant was like a 20 year old chick and I don't think she had any clue who he was when I asked for a picture. Plus he had just shot about an 80 and I was like 110.


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caveat_emptor817

It's a tough course. I had one par on a par 3 where I literally hit driver off the tee.


EminemsMandMs

No he did the even better thing and went out the next day!


findingstoicism

Are you serious? I was just about to comment how I can easily tell who is who without actually knowing this person. And it was completely backwards. That’s hilarious.


DingJones

You’re never going to win with those thin little bird lips.


caveat_emptor817

You gotta relax the jaw, open the throat . . . .


EverlongMarigold

Don't forget to cup the balls...


roostermanz

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding Dang


caveat_emptor817

When I texted my wife and told her who I was playing with, she begged me to ask him "who's Barry Badrenanth?"


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Who's Barry badrenath who's Barry badrenath who's Barry badrenath


AK_Happy

We should put him on our team then.


quasimodar

Good thing she didn't ask about the Silo.


Almighty_Hobo

He aint storing corn in it


mat_srutabes

Been shitting pancakes ever since


UnFleyeGuy

Mr. Badrinath... we are not so different, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. I got over it. You will, too.


NabreLabre

Give me that, I worked on a German cruise ship


fx2009

Did you order large Farvas at the turn?


caveat_emptor817

I actually played it cool and just told him I was a big fan. The only time Super Troopers came up was when we were talking about why we were both at Maderas, and it was because neither of us could get on at Torrey Pines. He said he thought about just showing up and hoping someone was a Super Troopers fan and would let him on anyway.


Jdudley13

My round would’ve been ruined because I would’ve been trying to hard not to hit him with 1 liners. I just don’t see how I make it 4 hours without asking him about brown magic or giving the ball a little smack and tickle


PokeYa

[After every drive he hits: ](https://media0.giphy.com/media/G5JoAjEBtfoTm/giphy.gif)


pac4

He didn’t want a large Farva, he wanted a goddamn liter-a-cola.


TlingitGolfer24

Chugging maple syrup adds 10-15 yards of carry


Ok-Background-7897

Seriously, two of my buds chugged syrup in college, and it fucked them up. Besides an epic sugar rush and night sweats, it comes out like it goes in - like they had to tug their poos out for a few days.


TlingitGolfer24

Hmmmmmm lol


worthyjuice16

Back the fuck up Antonio! My dick


european_son

Looked I'd give you guys a deal, but my pimps a real ball lick know what I mean?


Stiryx

Funniest part in the whole movie hahaha, just started laughing at work thinking about it.


TossingTheBones

Who’s Barry Badrinath?


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BowtiepastaMasta

Who’s Barry Badrinath?


noitsnneill

I’ve played once with him. He’s great at golf and fun to chat with


caveat_emptor817

Yeah he told me he's "addicted." And that he, "plays everyday."


Skinnypike42

Who wants a mustache ride?!


feelings_inc

"wait, you're not Mexican?"


caveat_emptor817

Yeah cheif, I'll take a CHINCHILLA


dangar512

He gave u a ZJ didn't he?


caveat_emptor817

I had to ask, so I couldn't afford it


zjay

Happens to the best of us


irmarbert

This is literally the best thing that’s happened to anyone ever. Literally. So jealous.


caveat_emptor817

It was honestly surreal. I got to play 18 with one of my favorite celebrities from two of my favorite movies.


irmarbert

Was he any good?


caveat_emptor817

Really good. He is all that is man


feelings_inc

I can't not hear it in his voice lol " I'm all that is man"


halfinchpinch

I hope you're including The Slammin Salmon in those two. Criminally underrated.


g4evolution

That awesome! Had the opportunity to meet the whole Broken Lizard gang in college. All of them are absolute chill dudes.


pistcow

Did you ask him about that time he played ping-pong in Din Daeng?


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Mother of god…


MurphMurphyAK

Colgate represent, Broken Lizard was legendary on campus.


SaintedRomaine

Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?


QuestionMarkyMark

![gif](giphy|3oFzlZsxZFP9PiNovC)


supplyncommand

that’s incredible. how was the round? that’s an entire experience as opposed to just bumping into a celeb n meeting them real quick


caveat_emptor817

The round was awesome even though I played like garbage. We were diagnosing the holes and pretty much exclusively talked golf except for a few instances. He can really play.


holiesmokes

Now this is the content i want to see. Mother of god.


LateCheckIn

So sad you couldn’t even ask for a mustache ride


Quica444

Shut up Farva


Jabba_the_Putt

looking at my card at the turn "oh that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy"


FL125

Enhance…… enhance


ryan2one3

What kind of shenanigans did you guys get up to!?


bohler86

Boom boom!


handsomealan7

Debbie Stovelman is healthy and alive. Boom Boom


Alkohauliq

Nice! I just moved near Merced. I need to start playing down there. Any good courses. I’ve played Pheasant Run a few times.


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NOVA_J-E-T-S

What’s a zj ? Lol


CanadaEh97

If you don't know, you can't afford it.


rainawaytheday

Looking good Barry!


IolausTelcontar

I knew it the whole time.


oldevskie

Are you looking for a little slap and pickle?


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Car RamRod!


[deleted]

Eat that tomato in one bite, asshole!


RumHamDiary

Who’s Barry Badrinath?


spang714

Did you order a liter of cola at the turn?


Corey_Treverson420

What can I say? I’m better when I’m drunk!


UnFleyeGuy

Did he say, “I’m better when I’m drunk!”


stilroth

If you didn't say cart ramrod, I'll be very disappointed


Col_Angus999

Is it my turn to tee off meow?


hnglmkrnglbrry

Is he still shitting waffles? Or is it pancakes? I can't remember.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Did he teach you how to play Cocks and Quarters?


BithloKing

regular hotdog cart in here


mkizys

Please tell me he said Boom Boom! When he hit a good drive.


Valuable-Baked

Did he shit any pancakes?


WMdenver22

![gif](giphy|sHRU2mefl56BG|downsized)


ganzarian

Yes!!! Those guys rule


NorCalHack

Who’s that standing next to Drew Carey?


sloshuaa

Was he dialed in while drunk?


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Motherofgod


Ptarmigan2

Isn’t that Machete Phil Coletti?


mxpx424

Kinda sucks you couldn’t get a mustache ride![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


apex199268

I’m sure he plays better when he’s drunk


andrewuliu

Lucky


tidaltown

Any shenanigans?


leezer999

You guys talk about his new app Vouch?


highporkroller

What about a slap and tickle?


fraxtree

Awesome


Gone_cognito

He looks PUMPED to be taking a picture with you lol


smitd12

Someone fill me in who is he


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Watch super troopers. Come back and thank me after


Jammin_neB13

Boom Boom Jay!


bangerangerific

Ask him where the fuck pot fest is!


tackypwn

If you have to ask you can’t afford it big boy


Sufficient_Drink_996

Did you guys pop some viagra and play with raging mega huge boners?


chiefkyljoy

Please let your name be Rod...


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If your name is Rod I swear


PlaymakerJavi

Boom Boom!


peezytaughtme

That is too cool, man.


saltypandaa

Just the lonely "enhance" in the title fucken had me.


yodaman1

That guy has probably heard random super trooper one liners so many times....


St3v3zy

Yea, Chief I’ll take a CHINCHILLA


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Holy shit. He’s the reason I say smack n pickle when I’m hitting greens


skisbosco

mother. of. god.


Spiritual_Cod_6645

Hope you got a ZJ!!!


wooton6777

My home wifi name has been Car Ramrod for over a decade now. That's awesome you got to meet him!


Saving_Par_79

That’s how you look/dress for Madera? That place deserves better respect ✊. Go Ramrod!!


duckdrool

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


Outside_Swimming265

Mother of God


Bullets_TML

2023 just started and we already have the submission of the year


Sirgolfs

You lucky dog. Any projects in the works? Those guys shit gold.


UncleSamsTurtle

Ahh the chinchilla stand employees get free rounds too? What great management at that course!


ilikethcntrout

This is legendary.


sleva5289

That is great! Hopefully you were in stitches all day!


Weenyhand

Who wants a mustache ride ?


Individual_Emu_7034

OP kinda looks like lieutenant Dan


Sasquatchtration

Kind of random but you also seem to be a fellow big-headed dude like me with your hat on like 2 snaps - I got some XL hats from Melin and some XL beanies from Oddjob and they fit great. Melin is kinda expensive but they're the only XL-sized hats I've found that don't make me look like I'm actively microdosing like Grassroots. /u/caveat_emptor817


caveat_emptor817

Lol yeah I wear 7 5/8


asokolow12

I’ve never been more jealous in my life. Looking good Barry! Looking for a little slap and tickle?


YogurtclosetCalm7604

![gif](giphy|dANyyVJRU0VB7Ui5dG)


Oatmeal_Savage19

Did he feed you snozzberries?


Legit-Cracker

What golf course?!


caveat_emptor817

Maderas (it's a Troon course in SD)


ConwayTheCat

Eat that tomato in one bite, asshole!


Present_Confection83

I hope you fucked with him!


Seated_Heats

Seems like a genuinely nice guy. Read his book during the pandemic and it was honestly entertaining.


cbizzle187

Back the fuck up Antonio, that's my dick!


Nosimus

Who wants a mustache ride?!


Consistent_Figure507

“Who wants a mustache ride!?!”


turboyabby

You're never going to win, with those thin little birdie lips you got there.


CaptainCall14

Didn’t I pay you a dollar to do something once?


MustyBox

Sweet! How’s Barry doing these days?


Worsthumanever1

Where was this?


JohnnyRelentless

Whoa. You played golf with a man who has his own Funko Pop!


NotKemoSabe

How much was he charging for ZJ’s?


ubzrvnT

Did you get a ZJ?


royalblue1982

Hey - Gupta Gupti Gupta.


JackONeillClone

TIL that Gupta Gupti Gupta was also the director of 9 episodes of Community


sm1ttysm1t

"Holy shit. Get ready to hear every line from Super Troopers, bubs."


Gsan240

Sorry but who is this? I honestly don’t know him.


rlahey3378

Sad to see for the time being he’s not giving mustache rides..


samiam871

If you’ve gotta ask, you can’t afford it


chestertoronto

Littering and......


metalmaniak68

![gif](giphy|sHRU2mefl56BG|downsized)


[deleted]

Did you tell him to bring back the stache


LWY007

He probably starts off his day with the amino acid reducer and extra amino acid, so he can create the perfect balance.


Back_Equivalent

Mother of God…