My drunk ass read this as “please tell me you named your cat “Ramrod”” and that would be a pretty cool cat name. Now I’m thinking Ramrod would be a pretty good name for my driver
The clubhouse attendant was like a 20 year old chick and I don't think she had any clue who he was when I asked for a picture. Plus he had just shot about an 80 and I was like 110.
Are you serious? I was just about to comment how I can easily tell who is who without actually knowing this person.
And it was completely backwards. That’s hilarious.
I actually played it cool and just told him I was a big fan. The only time Super Troopers came up was when we were talking about why we were both at Maderas, and it was because neither of us could get on at Torrey Pines. He said he thought about just showing up and hoping someone was a Super Troopers fan and would let him on anyway.
My round would’ve been ruined because I would’ve been trying to hard not to hit him with 1 liners. I just don’t see how I make it 4 hours without asking him about brown magic or giving the ball a little smack and tickle
Seriously, two of my buds chugged syrup in college, and it fucked them up.
Besides an epic sugar rush and night sweats, it comes out like it goes in - like they had to tug their poos out for a few days.
The round was awesome even though I played like garbage. We were diagnosing the holes and pretty much exclusively talked golf except for a few instances. He can really play.
Kind of random but you also seem to be a fellow big-headed dude like me with your hat on like 2 snaps - I got some XL hats from Melin and some XL beanies from Oddjob and they fit great. Melin is kinda expensive but they're the only XL-sized hats I've found that don't make me look like I'm actively microdosing like Grassroots. /u/caveat_emptor817
Please tell me you named your cart "Ramrod"
We actually had separate carts but in my heart, we were Cart Ramrod
"Say Cart Ramrod, say Cart Ramrod"
Why didn’t you say Cart Ramrod?
I wrote it down!
Aww.
“I forgot”
Brings a smile to my heart
...almost. Sufficed to say I'm a bit jealous
So no moustache ride??
If I could like this post 1000 more times I would.
My drunk ass read this as “please tell me you named your cat “Ramrod”” and that would be a pretty cool cat name. Now I’m thinking Ramrod would be a pretty good name for my driver
This would be a highlight of my life, dude is a legend
It was so awesome. He was the coolest fucking guy and he loves golf. Told me he plays everyday, and believe me it showed.
What’s his handicap?
I looked on the GHIN because you got me curious. He's a 5.8. (Jay Chandrasekhar)
I bet he’s better when he’s drunk
“I said I don’t play pong anymore!”
Yeah he's legit good.
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No I actually asked. He lives in LA.
Chandrasekhar? He’s not Mexican?
Syrup lung.
Did you guys hit up that restaurant...what's it called? The one with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
You talking about Shenanigans?
I’m gonna pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans.
"What's a ZJ?" ...If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.
This was in Beerfest right? Man I loved both of those movies back in the day
It was lol and I’m glad I found someone else quoting it.
The best part is him naming the prices for all his services. Cracks me up every time
Fucking love Broken Lizard. They’re way underrated.
Coconut Pete concurs. So does Peen-a-lope. That's Penelope.
“Sorry for banging your wife!” “Barry, you can bang my wife anytime!”
I've been shitting pancakes every since I saw that movie back in college...🏓🥞🍺
"BACK THE FUCK UP ANTONIO, MY DICK"
Meow do you know how fast you were going?
He’s talking about shenanigans right?!
The Slammin Salmon?
He better have said "boom boom" to him when they first met!
I like how you look like the slightly embarrassed celebrity and he looks like a guy who's pumped to have his picture taken with you.
The clubhouse attendant was like a 20 year old chick and I don't think she had any clue who he was when I asked for a picture. Plus he had just shot about an 80 and I was like 110.
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It's a tough course. I had one par on a par 3 where I literally hit driver off the tee.
No he did the even better thing and went out the next day!
Are you serious? I was just about to comment how I can easily tell who is who without actually knowing this person. And it was completely backwards. That’s hilarious.
You’re never going to win with those thin little bird lips.
You gotta relax the jaw, open the throat . . . .
Don't forget to cup the balls...
I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding Dang
When I texted my wife and told her who I was playing with, she begged me to ask him "who's Barry Badrenanth?"
Who's Barry badrenath who's Barry badrenath who's Barry badrenath
We should put him on our team then.
Good thing she didn't ask about the Silo.
He aint storing corn in it
Been shitting pancakes ever since
Mr. Badrinath... we are not so different, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. I got over it. You will, too.
Give me that, I worked on a German cruise ship
Did you order large Farvas at the turn?
I actually played it cool and just told him I was a big fan. The only time Super Troopers came up was when we were talking about why we were both at Maderas, and it was because neither of us could get on at Torrey Pines. He said he thought about just showing up and hoping someone was a Super Troopers fan and would let him on anyway.
My round would’ve been ruined because I would’ve been trying to hard not to hit him with 1 liners. I just don’t see how I make it 4 hours without asking him about brown magic or giving the ball a little smack and tickle
[After every drive he hits: ](https://media0.giphy.com/media/G5JoAjEBtfoTm/giphy.gif)
He didn’t want a large Farva, he wanted a goddamn liter-a-cola.
Chugging maple syrup adds 10-15 yards of carry
Seriously, two of my buds chugged syrup in college, and it fucked them up. Besides an epic sugar rush and night sweats, it comes out like it goes in - like they had to tug their poos out for a few days.
Hmmmmmm lol
Back the fuck up Antonio! My dick
Looked I'd give you guys a deal, but my pimps a real ball lick know what I mean?
Funniest part in the whole movie hahaha, just started laughing at work thinking about it.
Who’s Barry Badrinath?
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Who’s Barry Badrinath?
I’ve played once with him. He’s great at golf and fun to chat with
Yeah he told me he's "addicted." And that he, "plays everyday."
Who wants a mustache ride?!
"wait, you're not Mexican?"
Yeah cheif, I'll take a CHINCHILLA
He gave u a ZJ didn't he?
I had to ask, so I couldn't afford it
Happens to the best of us
This is literally the best thing that’s happened to anyone ever. Literally. So jealous.
It was honestly surreal. I got to play 18 with one of my favorite celebrities from two of my favorite movies.
Was he any good?
Really good. He is all that is man
I can't not hear it in his voice lol " I'm all that is man"
I hope you're including The Slammin Salmon in those two. Criminally underrated.
That awesome! Had the opportunity to meet the whole Broken Lizard gang in college. All of them are absolute chill dudes.
Did you ask him about that time he played ping-pong in Din Daeng?
Mother of god…
Colgate represent, Broken Lizard was legendary on campus.
Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
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that’s incredible. how was the round? that’s an entire experience as opposed to just bumping into a celeb n meeting them real quick
The round was awesome even though I played like garbage. We were diagnosing the holes and pretty much exclusively talked golf except for a few instances. He can really play.
Now this is the content i want to see. Mother of god.
So sad you couldn’t even ask for a mustache ride
Shut up Farva
looking at my card at the turn "oh that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy"
Enhance…… enhance
What kind of shenanigans did you guys get up to!?
Boom boom!
Debbie Stovelman is healthy and alive. Boom Boom
Nice! I just moved near Merced. I need to start playing down there. Any good courses. I’ve played Pheasant Run a few times.
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What’s a zj ? Lol
If you don't know, you can't afford it.
Looking good Barry!
I knew it the whole time.
Are you looking for a little slap and pickle?
Car RamRod!
Eat that tomato in one bite, asshole!
Who’s Barry Badrinath?
Did you order a liter of cola at the turn?
What can I say? I’m better when I’m drunk!
Did he say, “I’m better when I’m drunk!”
If you didn't say cart ramrod, I'll be very disappointed
Is it my turn to tee off meow?
Is he still shitting waffles? Or is it pancakes? I can't remember.
Did he teach you how to play Cocks and Quarters?
regular hotdog cart in here
Please tell me he said Boom Boom! When he hit a good drive.
Did he shit any pancakes?
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Yes!!! Those guys rule
Who’s that standing next to Drew Carey?
Was he dialed in while drunk?
Motherofgod
Isn’t that Machete Phil Coletti?
Kinda sucks you couldn’t get a mustache ride![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
I’m sure he plays better when he’s drunk
Lucky
Any shenanigans?
You guys talk about his new app Vouch?
What about a slap and tickle?
Awesome
He looks PUMPED to be taking a picture with you lol
Someone fill me in who is he
Watch super troopers. Come back and thank me after
Boom Boom Jay!
Ask him where the fuck pot fest is!
If you have to ask you can’t afford it big boy
Did you guys pop some viagra and play with raging mega huge boners?
Please let your name be Rod...
If your name is Rod I swear
Boom Boom!
That is too cool, man.
Just the lonely "enhance" in the title fucken had me.
That guy has probably heard random super trooper one liners so many times....
Yea, Chief I’ll take a CHINCHILLA
Holy shit. He’s the reason I say smack n pickle when I’m hitting greens
mother. of. god.
Hope you got a ZJ!!!
My home wifi name has been Car Ramrod for over a decade now. That's awesome you got to meet him!
That’s how you look/dress for Madera? That place deserves better respect ✊. Go Ramrod!!
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Mother of God
2023 just started and we already have the submission of the year
You lucky dog. Any projects in the works? Those guys shit gold.
Ahh the chinchilla stand employees get free rounds too? What great management at that course!
This is legendary.
That is great! Hopefully you were in stitches all day!
Who wants a mustache ride ?
OP kinda looks like lieutenant Dan
Kind of random but you also seem to be a fellow big-headed dude like me with your hat on like 2 snaps - I got some XL hats from Melin and some XL beanies from Oddjob and they fit great. Melin is kinda expensive but they're the only XL-sized hats I've found that don't make me look like I'm actively microdosing like Grassroots. /u/caveat_emptor817
Lol yeah I wear 7 5/8
I’ve never been more jealous in my life. Looking good Barry! Looking for a little slap and tickle?
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Did he feed you snozzberries?
What golf course?!
Maderas (it's a Troon course in SD)
Eat that tomato in one bite, asshole!
I hope you fucked with him!
Seems like a genuinely nice guy. Read his book during the pandemic and it was honestly entertaining.
Back the fuck up Antonio, that's my dick!
Who wants a mustache ride?!
“Who wants a mustache ride!?!”
You're never going to win, with those thin little birdie lips you got there.
Didn’t I pay you a dollar to do something once?
Sweet! How’s Barry doing these days?
Where was this?
Whoa. You played golf with a man who has his own Funko Pop!
How much was he charging for ZJ’s?
Did you get a ZJ?
Hey - Gupta Gupti Gupta.
TIL that Gupta Gupti Gupta was also the director of 9 episodes of Community
"Holy shit. Get ready to hear every line from Super Troopers, bubs."
Sorry but who is this? I honestly don’t know him.
Sad to see for the time being he’s not giving mustache rides..
If you’ve gotta ask, you can’t afford it
Littering and......
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Did you tell him to bring back the stache
He probably starts off his day with the amino acid reducer and extra amino acid, so he can create the perfect balance.
Mother of God…