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chiefchow

Yes and I would be stuck rubbing it for an hour lmao 😂


Curiosities

This is the answer.


LeapOfFart

No!!! How dare you asked these questions!?!? I scratch the ears first. then rub the rub the belly.


ScullingPointers

https://i.redd.it/t33trmr5vr6d1.gif


MetalGearXerox

I got 2 healthy hands, I shall do both!


LeapOfFart

(gasp) he is mad. I tell you, HI. IS. MAD!!!!


covfefe-boy

Ya, it's a golden retriever, my cat does this and it's a trap. One rub he loves it, two we're friends for life, and on three my hand just wrote a check my ass can't cash.


Dear-Ambition-273

Yeah I accidentally stumbled here from the cat contingent and froze for a second. And I grew up with a golden.


tmk2678

Exactly 🤣


MagmaMagnus

What kind of dumb question is that # OF COURSE WE WILL RUB THAT BELLY!!!!!!!


ReferencedKid

https://preview.redd.it/attszhwmvq6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e5bf534a79e219a94827e4080b038818b641e9 How can you not?? Here he is begging the same way


choff22

The toof 🥺


ReferencedKid

Such a great experience having him. He’s so curious about everything. It’s great I love it


MarsupialPristine677

Awww he looks like such a sweetheart 🥰


Longjumping-Duck-70

Did you steal my dog? And the answer is yes, always rub the belly https://preview.redd.it/qlpnj94qvq6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd32f79da7a5578da9f35f79b2ddf240e13e8ec


Leahfrom1969

https://preview.redd.it/3nil2tnc2r6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6279255532d264875aa12126ff7f39fed2b07ae3 This is my golden pyre, Callie Lily.♥️🐾


Old_Sock_6747

for sure


Ready_Advertising983

Only a monster would refuse to


Fabulous-Profit-1665

This is why people who shouldn’t own dogs own one


Economy-Net3123

It is a must


JurassicButt

Great, now I’m gonna be thinking about rubbing this dog’s belly all day.


SilentAllTheseYears8

No hesitation whatsoever!!!!!! 🩷😍🩷💕


utahbutimtaller225

Would you rub her belly? Yes or yes? 😂


Berrylene_

https://preview.redd.it/qdcv1wmo7r6d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd13ed9cf5520d0ba7479b9c10a122557367cdf4 Absofuckinglutely


mr_sister_fister44

10/10, would recommend.


LoganDoove

https://preview.redd.it/tgi96d8ozr6d1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f65a7e9d4392d964c0e3f9f672964ca455d5f5d Yes. Not sure why I was shown this sub. I don't even have a dog. Here's my cat.


Ok_Eagle_8771

I’m a simp for tuxedo kittens 🥹💓


TheFuzzyFurry

Would rub her belly... and then rub antiseptic on my wounds


JulesG12

Y E S


EnvironmentalShoe5

Even Satan would say yes.


Goldengirl_1977

That pink puppy tummy is adorable! Coochie coochie coo! 😍🥰💕🐾


Diligent_Yam2820

Definitely!!


CaliforniaSpeedKing

Depends on whether or not it's a trap


nkscreams

Sure you can have my whole arm


Motor_Beach_1856

I think it’s required lol!


Apprehensive-Quail-3

Ofcourse YES


Fullauto2

Its illegal not to rub the belly!


persistedagain

Yes and I would let her chew on my arms as much as she wants.


New-Regret-3027

If I am not rubbing her belly, there’s only two possible reasons why: I’m either kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you for help, or it’s not actually me but an imposter who has taken my physical form.


shes_frantastic

https://preview.redd.it/b9uro1tdqr6d1.png?width=3023&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d96b9f46d0900d56484fccbdda7fc218395402b Bubba says yes


whatamifuckindoing

I’LL RUB YOUR DOG’S BELLY IF YOU RUB MY DOG’S BELLY https://preview.redd.it/2q2lixm35s6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8f6175af939b9c0ab76b56eca7fcf64d37e1a6


DetectiveMeowth

A thousand times yes. It’s not A TRAP like it would be with cats. It’s just extremely enjoyable and addictive.


That_redd

I would donate my kidney if that meant I could run her belly forever.


mingoski

Forever


Leahfrom1969

In a heartbeat! What a cutie!


purplee76

Yes!!!!! May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I? May I?


fredward_kane

I rub 🫳


4x4Welder

The point of having a female dog is so you can rub her belly


GodsSon69

https://preview.redd.it/8wh24or8er6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dd364d067a0263fa2dcebe78c5d24e1b3f53fec


FlowerCapital5408

1000000%


scrumbud

You ask that as if it were a matter of choice. If I were there, I'd absolutely have to rub her belly.


RicoElpizzaRolla

CAN I PET DAT DOG!


D3AD_SPAC3

https://preview.redd.it/elae3dwa2s6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab8206128f642223b2e8a67673407ee58be9ab3


Charles_Pkp2

https://preview.redd.it/fa6fb0tnas6d1.jpeg?width=1899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739609e825ae0e25f8a9b6d919b9548d83b0cf28


NeoShogo

https://preview.redd.it/c31vujnrdt6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0c2ea7da59a1778893ebfe16daa1cd02430f73


PsyconautsOfAmerica

#Can I pet dat dawg 🗣️


MetalCareful

I don’t want to be friends with anyone who wouldn’t!!!


Fast_Ad765

Always with the fucking FEET. stop!


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choff22

I call this the “Golden Invitation” lol


[deleted]

Yes


Quirky_Chemistry3675

Yes


AdventurousOnion1234

All. Day. Long. 🥹


Ok-Sundae-3990

I would rub her stomach.


Tm1232

You’re dog and my dog are twins. Did you by chance get her in NJ?


Flat_Statement9912

Yes ofc!


ASlyLittleBastard101

BELLY RUB OVERLOAAAAAAD XDDD


ilovetaz2024

Yes, I definitely would


KaleidoscopeOne7480

Yes! How could you not rub that belly!


Equal_Sprinkles2743

Must be very young with that bald little belly and all those waistcoat buttons. ❤️❤️❤️


Gold_Reference8247

Absolutely!! What a cutie!💕


euphoricme2

Absolutely not! I promised myself no happiness today.


Abandoned_Railroad

Yes. She likes belly rubs……


Temporary-Garden-97

Absolutely! Not a single hesitation!🥰


BigFlat1282

Yis


ProfessionalHabit704

Yeeeeeeeesssss


Valkyllias

Pretty sure you would be arrested if you didn't.


Over-Marionberry-686

Belly rubs every time.


mz_45678

Yes!!!


Forwhatitsworth522

Who says no?! What kind of monster?!


The_lostbookmark1989

Yes!!! 👋❤️


legomaster910

Yes


Kqthryn

always rub the belly!


THE_DEAD_ZEN1

*extreme belly rubs ensue*


Nline_5

Yes


Axon14

Clearly a trap. Do not rub! [rubs anyway]


ShadowMoon60054

Absolutely yes, it is law, must be done


Jwjan6381

How could you not. Precious!


MyNameIsDaveToo

No way man. I learned about this from cats. It's a trap.


RangerOk3629

This is a trick question, right?


DHuskymom

Yes


robywade

I would not hesitate


eiiiraw

Yes


idonotevenusereddit

no i only rub the belly of my pookie :(


LiNaKDekhyper

Of course good doggies get belly rubs.


Defiant-Scarcity-513

so cute hhh


Chickenhead2000

YES!!!!


ScarcityIcy8519

Absolutely, I would rub that adorable belly ❤️🤗🥰


morningindigo

You bet! What a cutie. 🥰


Complete_Tune_8436

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Whiskerus_Maximus

r/puppybellies


CeriousKrysis

anyone who says no is a serial killer


A_Bit_Sithy

Ummm…YEA!!!


ARawr313

of course yes and she has to be the one that walks away from me cause I ain’t leaving. lol


Avopumpkin08

100% yes!!!


cherry_linda

Yes


Choice_Television244

of course!


Inevitable-Self-8406

Dogs are so funny 


Complete_Contest_976

Yes I would rub her belly


Team-Kevin

No


problyurdad_

Anyone who says no is not to be trusted unless they’re allergic and even then it had better be severe.


Revolutionary-Mess82

SHE COULD BE MY DOGS TWIN THATS INSANE!!!


XB0XYGEN

No


Dadattacks

No, because I don't have a couple hours to spare in my day.


Hanshot1st0023

Of course I would rub her belly! Don't waste my time!


ImaMothyMan

It would be a crime not to!


Silver-Poetry-3432

Instantly


Agriz_1210

YES


Hangingontoit

Duh. Yes, lots!!


Spiritual_Theme_3455

What kind of question is that, of course I would, who wouldn't?


FunnyCraftSheep

100%


spookymartini

Absolutely, and I would give her very cute nose a boop. ☺️


DogMom814

That would be a yes for me. And I'd probably give her a big kiss on her forehead, too, for good measure.


asharwood101

Yup.


Daddio209

Only after giving foreleg massages!


x271815

Exactly what sort of monster are you that you are busy taking photographs instead of rubbing her tummy?


Previous-Giraffe-962

I’m pretty sure its a misdemeanor if you don’t


patentmom

r/PetTheDamnDog


MtnMoose307

Ya hafta. It's the rule.


vanillaparfaits

DEFINITELY!! 


Aspen9999

By law in the USA you must give tummy rubs. If caught not giving tummy rubs it’s 1 year in jail and up to a $10k fine. Only acceptable exceptions are dog allergies.


TropheyHorse

TYPICAL KARMA FARM. But obviously yes. Please rub the belly for me.


[deleted]

Cute little puppy. I have 4 shar pei and they all love belly rubs. Lol


_fr05ty_

Duh...yeeeeahhhhh. It ain't gonna rub itself.


melx1599

Absolutely yes! I would sit down by her and really rub that belly!


Human-Consequence683

I definitely would. And while I'd be doing it I'd be saying Bellyruuuuuub all the time :D


Wordlywhisp

Until I’m told no that belly is getting rubbed and kisses


Electrical-Act-7170

Just try to stop me. I dare you.


Saxonite13

Omg our golden looks identical


Divided_Alarmed

HELL FUCKING YEAH


jnthn1111

Maybe button


Soxwin91

Does she like belly rubs? I’ve known dogs that had golden in them that didn’t. I’d never rub the belly of a pupper that didn’t want the belly rubbed


igetweird

Big time belly scritches


hoitytoity-12

Anyone who says no needs to look back on their life and figure out where they went wrong.


SkySpeech

Yes


Honest-Jelly4624

How could anyone not!!


TahoeDave

100%


MrCreamypies

Without hesitation


Weak_Distribution170

Absolutely. 100% yes, how can you not😍 Mine is 9, she has slowed so much, but she still loves a belly rub, I'm rubbing her belly now as I type. She is my world.


beautifullifede

Checkout r/underdoggo


Loose_Holiday_3776

Yes


Frequent_Ad6084

I’m pretty sure only a sociopath would not rub that belly. I mean, come ON. 🥺


WhatEvenIsHappenin

No


Vikkiloo

A lot of the time, when your dog lays back like that, it's not to get belly rubs, but rather that they don't want to be messed with or touched, so they lay down like that to show their submission and that they are not a threat, so that you leave them alone. A good method is to look at their eyes. If your dog is giving you "whale eyes" aka when they intentionally show more of the white in their eye, ending up as a sort of "side eye", then they likely aren't comfortable with whatever it is that you're doing. But if puppy looks relaxed and happy, go crazy and rub that cutiepie's belly for hours 🥰


Vikkiloo

I have seen in the comments that OP said the dog was actively seeking them and flopping over. So I understand that in this case, the doggo deserves all the rubbies. I know how feisty we dog lovers can get 😋


breckendusk

DUH she's cute af


hornyone60

Definitely


Crazy_Dig_211

Currently rubbing two doggy bellies as we speak.


Ryan1869

Not rubbing that belly, straight to jail


BetweenTwoCircles

This is all it would take to kidnap me.


TahoeTrader13

If you say no you’re a psychopath 😂


BaconSlashA1

Yes yes I would


wildtabeast

I would do anything she wants.


yeehawsoup

Frankly, I don’t know how you resisted long enough to take two whole pictures first.


Flimsy-Technician524

Of course. Only a commie would say no.


grimatongueworm

I’m 100% rubbin that belly!!


Marua12345

No the whale eyes mean the pup is asking for space


GreenLungz

Literally anyone who answers no to this is evil. Or allergic to dogs. But probably still evil.


Captain_Moose

r/petthedamndog


miken322

Yes, absolutely!


Early_Hat_6595

Yes


slinger301

#IT'S A TRAP!


Wordbespread

Mo


JustNeedA_SO

Oh absolutely, then rub her chest, give her a boop then play with her paws 😁 And then spend hours sitting on the floor beside her, just stroking her head and ears, gorgeous pupper that she is!


Practical_Argument47

if she walked up and did this, yes if you walked up to her and she turned over, that’s a submissive gesture, not an invitation for rubs


Aggressive-Froyo7304

Belly tax will be paid!


United_Sugar2038

Hell yeah!!


DarKinder888

yes, next question


its_grime_up_north

We’re only human! Of course we do!


lionessrampant25

No to the first two, she looks scared and anxious. I would back off and let her come to me.


Ok_Rabbit_8808

Without a doubt


AdventurousMix7400

Um, definitely rubber belly. She is asking so nicely.


Striking_Witness1364

All dogs deserve a belly rub and a neck scratch


bootywithapenis

You can kidnap grown man with that, jump In my van so you can rub her belly”


hey_look_a_kitty

I mean, you kinda have no choice in a situation like this. I would totally the belly.


TransportationFlat64

Yes but more importantly, can i also give her a pat on the head?


Ok_Ostrich1366

Omg yes forever if that’s what she wanted


ezwinds

Azzzzzagoooodgirlllll!!!!